Douchland Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Most Serene Republic |
| Government Priority: |
Education |
| Economic Rating: |
Frightening |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Excellent |
| Political Freedoms: |
Superb |
| Income Tax Rate: |
42% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
107% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
109% |
| Major Industry: |
Information Technology |
| National Animal: |
Persian Douche |
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Douchland Demographics
| Total Population: |
1,907,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
123,496,491 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
196,179,054 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
0 |
| Students and Youth: |
393,223,400 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
238,562,421 |
| Working Class: |
955,538,634 |
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Douchland Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$42,344,577,434,375.95 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$41,497,685,885,688.42 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$846,891,548,687.52 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
98% |
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Douchland Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$6,639,629,741,710.15 |
16% |
| Social Welfare: |
$5,809,676,023,996.38 |
14% |
| Healthcare: |
$4,979,722,306,282.61 |
12% |
| Education: |
$9,129,490,894,851.45 |
22% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Defense: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Law & Order: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Commerce: |
$5,394,699,165,139.50 |
13% |
| Public Transport: |
$2,904,838,011,998.19 |
7% |
| The Environment: |
$1,659,907,435,427.54 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$4,149,768,588,568.84 |
10% |
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Douchland White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$34,791,100,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$18,243.89 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$27,602.19 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
10.52% |
| Consumption: |
$45,216,195,653,140.48 |
| Exports: |
$9,972,393,656,320.00 |
| Imports: |
$10,130,476,236,800.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-158,082,580,480.00 |
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Douchland Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$50,356,515,523,587.47 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$26,138.25 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$0.00 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$0.00 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$3,300,869,592,571.16 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$4,161,966,008,024.50 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$1,865,708,900,148.92 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$1,291,644,623,180.02 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$3,157,353,523,328.93 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$2,296,257,107,875.59 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$1,076,370,519,316.68 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$4,305,482,077,266.73 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$3,444,385,661,813.38 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$21,653,301,675,142.61 |
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Douchland Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Gold Please |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Gold Please = $1.26 |
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$1 = 0.80 Gold Pleases |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$34,791,100,000,000.00 - 41% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$50,356,515,523,587.47 - 59% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$85,147,615,523,587.47 |
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