Douchland Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Most Serene Republic |
| Government Priority: |
Education |
| Economic Rating: |
Frightening |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Excellent |
| Political Freedoms: |
Superb |
| Income Tax Rate: |
42% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
107% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
109% |
| Major Industry: |
Information Technology |
| National Animal: |
Persian Douche |
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Douchland Demographics
| Total Population: |
2,009,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
130,074,673 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
206,672,364 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
0 |
| Students and Youth: |
414,255,800 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
251,302,385 |
| Working Class: |
1,006,694,777 |
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Douchland Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$44,609,471,883,604.13 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$43,717,282,445,932.05 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$892,189,437,672.09 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
98% |
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Douchland Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$6,994,765,191,349.13 |
16% |
| Social Welfare: |
$6,120,419,542,430.49 |
14% |
| Healthcare: |
$5,246,073,893,511.85 |
12% |
| Education: |
$9,617,802,138,105.05 |
22% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Defense: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Law & Order: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Commerce: |
$5,683,246,717,971.17 |
13% |
| Public Transport: |
$3,060,209,771,215.24 |
7% |
| The Environment: |
$1,748,691,297,837.28 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$4,371,728,244,593.21 |
10% |
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Douchland White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$36,665,300,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$18,250.52 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$27,610.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
10.52% |
| Consumption: |
$47,634,685,026,631.68 |
| Exports: |
$10,519,184,408,576.00 |
| Imports: |
$10,672,326,836,224.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-153,142,427,648.00 |
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Douchland Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$53,049,946,404,285.24 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$26,143.73 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$0.00 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$0.00 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$3,477,423,986,800.90 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$4,384,578,070,314.17 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$1,965,500,514,278.77 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$1,360,731,125,269.92 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$3,326,231,639,548.68 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$2,419,077,556,035.41 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$1,133,942,604,391.60 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$4,535,770,417,566.39 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$3,628,616,334,053.11 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$22,811,476,953,842.65 |
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Douchland Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Gold Please |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Gold Please = $1.26 |
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$1 = 0.80 Gold Pleases |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$36,665,300,000,000.00 - 41% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$53,049,946,404,285.24 - 59% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$89,715,246,404,285.25 |
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