Deflategate Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Republic |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Frightening |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Unheard Of |
| Political Freedoms: |
Few |
| Income Tax Rate: |
45% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
96% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
97% |
| Major Industry: |
Beef-Based Agriculture |
| National Animal: |
deflated balloon |
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Deflategate Demographics
| Total Population: |
7,030,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
581,114,361 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
758,493,864 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
343,405,222 |
| Students and Youth: |
1,377,880,000 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
945,793,909 |
| Working Class: |
3,023,312,643 |
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Deflategate Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$120,427,203,932,496.88 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$110,793,027,617,897.12 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$9,634,176,314,599.75 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
92% |
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Deflategate Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$14,403,093,590,326.63 |
13% |
| Social Welfare: |
$4,431,721,104,715.89 |
4% |
| Healthcare: |
$7,755,511,933,252.80 |
7% |
| Education: |
$17,726,884,418,863.54 |
16% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Defense: |
$18,834,814,695,042.51 |
17% |
| Law & Order: |
$18,834,814,695,042.51 |
17% |
| Commerce: |
$14,403,093,590,326.63 |
13% |
| Public Transport: |
$1,107,930,276,178.97 |
1% |
| The Environment: |
$6,647,581,657,073.83 |
6% |
| Social Equality: |
$6,647,581,657,073.83 |
6% |
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Deflategate White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$88,616,900,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$12,605.53 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$17,741.48 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
14.48% |
| Consumption: |
$126,250,809,452,134.41 |
| Exports: |
$29,349,287,559,168.00 |
| Imports: |
$30,866,222,874,624.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-1,516,935,315,456.00 |
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Deflategate Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$335,832,439,970,832.19 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$50,165.89 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$42,818,636,096,281.10 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$14,196,518,797,722.00 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$12,526,340,115,637.06 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$21,712,322,867,104.23 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$32,150,939,630,135.11 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$3,340,357,364,169.88 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$10,856,161,433,552.12 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$32,150,939,630,135.11 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$5,428,080,716,776.06 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$12,526,340,115,637.06 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$15,866,697,479,806.94 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$144,407,949,187,457.84 |
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Deflategate Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
air |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 air = $1.05 |
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$1 = 0.96 airs |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$88,616,900,000,000.00 - 21% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$335,832,439,970,832.19 - 79% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$424,449,339,970,832.19 |
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