1: The American Dream of Architeuthis
Pop: 49,446 Mil

2: The Enlightened French Utopia of Chaource
Pop: 48,581 Mil

3: The Early French Chief of Sitting Bull
Pop: 48,335 Mil

4: The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog
Pop: 48,330 Mil

5: The Most Powerful Blackness of Kool Moe Dee
Pop: 48,133 Mil

6: The Self-Evident Truth of Benjamin Franklin
Pop: 48,031 Mil

7: The Peerless Dominating Force of The Early French
Pop: 47,893 Mil

8: The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D
Pop: 47,655 Mil

9: The 4 Calling Birds of 3 French Hens
Pop: 46,930 Mil

10: The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck
Pop: 46,828 Mil

11: The Awe-Inspiring Leadership of PresidentJacquesChirac
Pop: 46,769 Mil

12: The Mouse Licker of Galley Cat
Pop: 46,061 Mil

13: The Republic of Marquis de Lafayette
Pop: 46,008 Mil

14: The Esprit de Corps of Champagne-Ardenne
Pop: 45,912 Mil

15: The Silent Scream of Marcel Marceau
Pop: 45,526 Mil

16: The BS Detector of October Surprise
Pop: 45,500 Mil

17: The Thinness of The French Connection
Pop: 45,274 Mil

18: The Senior Media Correspondent of Stephen Colbert
Pop: 44,870 Mil

19: The Fortress of Strategic Defense
Pop: 44,740 Mil

20: The Journalistic Freedom of Radio France
Pop: 44,510 Mil

21: The Questionable Judgment of Pregnant Teenager
Pop: 44,183 Mil

22: The Terror of The French Poodle
Pop: 44,148 Mil

23: The Frenchitude of French-Stewart
Pop: 44,114 Mil

24: The French Fish of Le Fish
Pop: 43,966 Mil

25: The Flatness of Flat Stanley
Pop: 43,865 Mil

26: The Ubiquity of Ants Are Everywhere
Pop: 43,859 Mil

27: The Wootin Hootin Fig Newton of Rootin Tootin Putin
Pop: 43,671 Mil

28: The Black Kingdom of Harlem Heat
Pop: 43,593 Mil

29: The Big Easy of Chocolate New Orleans
Pop: 42,614 Mil

30: The Inevitable Victory of The Insurgency
Pop: 42,093 Mil

31: The Bitter Twang of Lemon Chicken
Pop: 42,079 Mil

32: The Unrestrained Bladder of Urinator Y
Pop: 41,787 Mil

33: The Dictatorship of Kim JongIl
Pop: 40,891 Mil

34: The Good Hood of Always Bet on Black
Pop: 40,280 Mil

35: The Condimental Superiority of French Dressing
Pop: 39,284 Mil

36: The Oppressed Peoples of The American Indian
Pop: 39,007 Mil

37: The Queendom of Fertile Myrtle
Pop: 38,409 Mil

38: The Ancient Chinese Secret of Wu Chin
Pop: 37,877 Mil

39: The United Socialist States of Lewd Clogs
Pop: 37,229 Mil

40: The Oppressed Peoples of Fareed zakaria
Pop: 34,928 Mil

41: The Gay Old Time of Doodle Bop
Pop: 33,596 Mil

42: The Regularity of Two Poops Magoo
Pop: 33,540 Mil

43: The Brilliant Plan of Drill Baby Drill
Pop: 33,259 Mil

44: The Carnivorous Beefitude of Certified Male
Pop: 32,687 Mil

45: The Colony of Gell-Bronx
Pop: 32,438 Mil

46: The Colony of Feynland Atlantic
Pop: 31,551 Mil

47: The Republic of Les-Etats-Unis
Pop: 31,547 Mil

48: The Colony of Space Cadet
Pop: 30,171 Mil

49: The All-American Whimsy of Orion Nebula
Pop: 30,115 Mil

50: The Keystone State of Pennsylvania
Pop: 30,034 Mil

51: The Oppressed Peoples of New Jersey
Pop: 30,034 Mil

52: The Kingdom of Tennessee
Pop: 29,907 Mil

53: The Democratic Republic of Minnesota
Pop: 29,803 Mil

54: The United Kingdom of A Black Man in the Smithsonian
Pop: 28,712 Mil

55: The Disputed Territories of Louisiana
Pop: 26,993 Mil

56: The Democratic Republic of Iowa
Pop: 26,909 Mil

57: The Dominion of The Price of Tea in China
Pop: 26,717 Mil

58: The Commonwealth of Kentucky
Pop: 26,712 Mil

59: The Reassuring notion of The sweet release of death
Pop: 25,946 Mil

60: The Bewildered Perplexity of Genderqueer
Pop: 25,931 Mil

61: The Colony of Poulet de Bresse
Pop: 25,799 Mil

62: The Constitutional Monarchy of Table Dance
Pop: 25,717 Mil

63: The Boundless Vault of Batroc the Leaper
Pop: 24,634 Mil

64: The Freedom of The Press
Pop: 17,014 Mil

65: The United States of Hillary Clinton
Pop: 9,469 Mil

66: The Loving Couple of -Too ManyOptions-
Pop: 7,470 Mil

67: The State of South Carolina
Pop: 6,511 Mil

68: The State of Vermont
Pop: 6,241 Mil

69: The State of Delaware
Pop: 6,055 Mil

70: The Unincorporated Territory of US Virgin Islands
Pop: 5,986 Mil

71: The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN48
Pop: 5,708 Mil

72: The Republic of Abraham Lincoln
Pop: 5,663 Mil

73: The Rogue Nation of DSN68
Pop: 4,481 Mil

74: The US Unincorporated Territory of Midway Islands
Pop: 4,316 Mil

75: The Pink United States of Hollyweird
Pop: 3,021 Mil

76: The Republic of Statesandlia
Pop: 2,918 Mil

77: The United States of James K Polk
Pop: 2,732 Mil

78: The Republic of Unbuu
Pop: 2,705 Mil

79: The Confederate States of Bumblefuks
Pop: 2,077 Mil

80: The Jingoistic States of Boy Scout
Pop: 1,864 Mil

81: The Colony of Algonquin
Pop: 1,856 Mil

82: The Matriarchy of Delores
Pop: 1,810 Mil

83: The United States of Mr Beck
Pop: 570 Mil

84: The Community of Hanesville
Pop: 451 Mil

85: The Holy Empire of Black Roses
Pop: 160 Mil