1: The American Dream of Architeuthis
Pop: 50,281 Mil

2: The Enlightened French Utopia of Chaource
Pop: 49,425 Mil

3: The Early French Chief of Sitting Bull
Pop: 49,183 Mil

4: The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog
Pop: 49,179 Mil

5: The Most Powerful Blackness of Kool Moe Dee
Pop: 48,981 Mil

6: The Self-Evident Truth of Benjamin Franklin
Pop: 48,874 Mil

7: The Peerless Dominating Force of The Early French
Pop: 48,737 Mil

8: The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D
Pop: 48,487 Mil

9: The 4 Calling Birds of 3 French Hens
Pop: 47,796 Mil

10: The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck
Pop: 47,663 Mil

11: The Awe-Inspiring Leadership of PresidentJacquesChirac
Pop: 47,619 Mil

12: The Mouse Licker of Galley Cat
Pop: 46,890 Mil

13: The Republic of Marquis de Lafayette
Pop: 46,833 Mil

14: The Esprit de Corps of Champagne-Ardenne
Pop: 46,767 Mil

15: The BS Detector of October Surprise
Pop: 46,371 Mil

16: The Silent Scream of Marcel Marceau
Pop: 46,354 Mil

17: The Thinness of The French Connection
Pop: 46,114 Mil

18: The Senior Media Correspondent of Stephen Colbert
Pop: 45,709 Mil

19: The Fortress of Strategic Defense
Pop: 45,598 Mil

20: The Journalistic Freedom of Radio France
Pop: 45,355 Mil

21: The Questionable Judgment of Pregnant Teenager
Pop: 45,005 Mil

22: The Terror of The French Poodle
Pop: 44,964 Mil

23: The Frenchitude of French-Stewart
Pop: 44,940 Mil

24: The French Fish of Le Fish
Pop: 44,812 Mil

25: The Flatness of Flat Stanley
Pop: 44,710 Mil

26: The Ubiquity of Ants Are Everywhere
Pop: 44,703 Mil

27: The Wootin Hootin Fig Newton of Rootin Tootin Putin
Pop: 44,509 Mil

28: The Black Kingdom of Harlem Heat
Pop: 44,430 Mil

29: The Big Easy of Chocolate New Orleans
Pop: 43,450 Mil

30: The Inevitable Victory of The Insurgency
Pop: 42,928 Mil

31: The Bitter Twang of Lemon Chicken
Pop: 42,927 Mil

32: The Unrestrained Bladder of Urinator Y
Pop: 42,632 Mil

33: The Dictatorship of Kim JongIl
Pop: 41,734 Mil

34: The Good Hood of Always Bet on Black
Pop: 41,110 Mil

35: The Condimental Superiority of French Dressing
Pop: 40,129 Mil

36: The Oppressed Peoples of The American Indian
Pop: 39,843 Mil

37: The Queendom of Fertile Myrtle
Pop: 39,267 Mil

38: The Ancient Chinese Secret of Wu Chin
Pop: 38,737 Mil

39: The United Socialist States of Lewd Clogs
Pop: 38,076 Mil

40: The Oppressed Peoples of Fareed zakaria
Pop: 35,780 Mil

41: The Gay Old Time of Doodle Bop
Pop: 34,434 Mil

42: The Regularity of Two Poops Magoo
Pop: 34,385 Mil

43: The Brilliant Plan of Drill Baby Drill
Pop: 34,086 Mil

44: The Carnivorous Beefitude of Certified Male
Pop: 33,506 Mil

45: The Colony of Gell-Bronx
Pop: 33,286 Mil

46: The Colony of Feynland Atlantic
Pop: 32,396 Mil

47: The Republic of Les-Etats-Unis
Pop: 32,379 Mil

48: The Colony of Space Cadet
Pop: 31,024 Mil

49: The All-American Whimsy of Orion Nebula
Pop: 30,961 Mil

50: The Keystone State of Pennsylvania
Pop: 30,886 Mil

51: The Oppressed Peoples of New Jersey
Pop: 30,873 Mil

52: The Kingdom of Tennessee
Pop: 30,744 Mil

53: The Democratic Republic of Minnesota
Pop: 30,645 Mil

54: The United Kingdom of A Black Man in the Smithsonian
Pop: 29,537 Mil

55: The Disputed Territories of Louisiana
Pop: 27,825 Mil

56: The Democratic Republic of Iowa
Pop: 27,719 Mil

57: The Commonwealth of Kentucky
Pop: 27,555 Mil

58: The Dominion of The Price of Tea in China
Pop: 27,550 Mil

59: The Reassuring notion of The sweet release of death
Pop: 26,784 Mil

60: The Bewildered Perplexity of Genderqueer
Pop: 26,772 Mil

61: The Colony of Poulet de Bresse
Pop: 26,638 Mil

62: The Constitutional Monarchy of Table Dance
Pop: 26,555 Mil

63: The Boundless Vault of Batroc the Leaper
Pop: 25,478 Mil

64: The Freedom of The Press
Pop: 17,850 Mil

65: The United States of Hillary Clinton
Pop: 10,309 Mil

66: The Loving Couple of -Too ManyOptions-
Pop: 8,311 Mil

67: The State of South Carolina
Pop: 6,938 Mil

68: The State of Vermont
Pop: 6,672 Mil

69: The Republic of Abraham Lincoln
Pop: 6,523 Mil

70: The State of Delaware
Pop: 6,505 Mil

71: The Unincorporated Territory of US Virgin Islands
Pop: 6,258 Mil

72: The US Unincorporated Territory of Midway Islands
Pop: 4,594 Mil

73: The Republic of Statesandlia
Pop: 3,753 Mil

74: The Republic of Unbuu
Pop: 3,537 Mil

75: The Confederate States of Bumblefuks
Pop: 2,921 Mil

76: The Colony of Algonquin
Pop: 2,718 Mil

77: The Jingoistic States of Boy Scout
Pop: 2,712 Mil

78: The Matriarchy of Delores
Pop: 2,642 Mil

79: The Federal Republic of U n I t e d States OF America
Pop: 45 Mil