Tongue in cheek Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Republic |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Fair |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Some |
| Political Freedoms: |
Below Average |
| Income Tax Rate: |
69% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
97% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
98% |
| Major Industry: |
Arms Manufacturing |
| National Animal: |
fear |
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Tongue in cheek Demographics
| Total Population: |
492,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
54,736,294 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
52,801,654 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
25,192,925 |
| Students and Youth: |
97,391,400 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
77,129,609 |
| Working Class: |
184,748,118 |
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Tongue in cheek Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$1,446,352,391,651.33 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$1,374,034,772,068.76 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$72,317,619,582.57 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
95% |
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Tongue in cheek Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$137,403,477,206.88 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$68,701,738,603.44 |
5% |
| Healthcare: |
$123,663,129,486.19 |
9% |
| Education: |
$151,143,824,927.56 |
11% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$68,701,738,603.44 |
5% |
| Defense: |
$274,806,954,413.75 |
20% |
| Law & Order: |
$123,663,129,486.19 |
9% |
| Commerce: |
$54,961,390,882.75 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$82,442,086,324.13 |
6% |
| The Environment: |
$96,182,434,044.81 |
7% |
| Social Equality: |
$96,182,434,044.81 |
7% |
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Tongue in cheek White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$1,115,420,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$2,267.11 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,730.52 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
23.80% |
| Consumption: |
$581,599,041,945.60 |
| Exports: |
$252,318,750,272.00 |
| Imports: |
$252,029,927,424.00 |
| Trade Net: |
288,822,848.00 |
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Tongue in cheek Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$4,089,814,894,868.64 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$6,164.89 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$276,062,505,403.63 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$230,970,379,086.97 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$184,776,303,269.58 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$152,168,720,339.65 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$249,991,469,129.43 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$130,430,331,719.70 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$173,907,108,959.60 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$315,206,634,989.28 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$108,691,943,099.75 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$152,168,720,339.65 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$157,603,317,494.64 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$1,758,620,404,793.51 |
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Tongue in cheek Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
fear |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 fear = $0.15 |
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$1 = 6.67 fears |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$1,115,420,000,000.00 - 21% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$4,089,814,894,868.64 - 79% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$5,205,234,894,868.64 |
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