The Tortured Poets Department Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Modern Idiocy |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Thriving |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Very Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Excellent |
| Income Tax Rate: |
29% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
104% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
107% |
| Major Industry: |
Tourism |
| National Animal: |
modern idiots |
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The Tortured Poets Department Demographics
| Total Population: |
4,339,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
394,465,383 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
557,701,072 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
178,047,656 |
| Students and Youth: |
782,321,700 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
626,204,556 |
| Working Class: |
1,800,259,633 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$39,863,347,162,392.82 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$39,066,080,219,144.96 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$797,266,943,247.86 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
98% |
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The Tortured Poets Department Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$4,687,929,626,297.40 |
12% |
| Social Welfare: |
$4,687,929,626,297.40 |
12% |
| Healthcare: |
$3,515,947,219,723.05 |
9% |
| Education: |
$5,469,251,230,680.30 |
14% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$390,660,802,191.45 |
1% |
| Defense: |
$5,859,912,032,871.74 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$5,469,251,230,680.30 |
14% |
| Commerce: |
$3,906,608,021,914.50 |
10% |
| Public Transport: |
$2,734,625,615,340.15 |
7% |
| The Environment: |
$390,660,802,191.45 |
1% |
| Social Equality: |
$1,562,643,208,765.80 |
4% |
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The Tortured Poets Department White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$33,350,600,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$7,686.24 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$13,399.82 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
18.58% |
| Consumption: |
$68,640,732,621,045.76 |
| Exports: |
$12,837,635,866,624.00 |
| Imports: |
$12,945,865,048,064.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-108,229,181,440.00 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$43,129,521,910,674.70 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$9,021.18 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$4,528,599,800,620.84 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$1,677,692,577,208.22 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$1,815,208,362,225.28 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$2,420,277,816,300.38 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$3,465,397,782,430.08 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$880,101,024,109.23 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$1,430,164,164,177.50 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$3,685,423,038,457.39 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$495,056,826,061.44 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$2,310,265,188,286.72 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$1,595,183,106,197.98 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$18,545,694,421,590.12 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
typewriter |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 typewriter = $0.62 |
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$1 = 1.62 typewriters |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$33,350,600,000,000.00 - 44% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$43,129,521,910,674.70 - 56% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$76,480,121,910,674.69 |
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