The Tortured Poets Department Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Modern Idiocy |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Thriving |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Very Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Excellent |
| Income Tax Rate: |
29% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
104% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
107% |
| Major Industry: |
Tourism |
| National Animal: |
modern idiots |
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The Tortured Poets Department Demographics
| Total Population: |
4,644,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
422,048,765 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
596,904,715 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
190,585,573 |
| Students and Youth: |
837,313,200 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
670,115,843 |
| Working Class: |
1,927,031,904 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$42,665,446,694,851.71 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$41,812,137,760,954.68 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$853,308,933,897.03 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
98% |
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The Tortured Poets Department Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$5,017,456,531,314.56 |
12% |
| Social Welfare: |
$5,017,456,531,314.56 |
12% |
| Healthcare: |
$3,763,092,398,485.92 |
9% |
| Education: |
$5,853,699,286,533.66 |
14% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$418,121,377,609.55 |
1% |
| Defense: |
$6,271,820,664,143.20 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$5,853,699,286,533.66 |
14% |
| Commerce: |
$4,181,213,776,095.47 |
10% |
| Public Transport: |
$2,926,849,643,266.83 |
7% |
| The Environment: |
$418,121,377,609.55 |
1% |
| Social Equality: |
$1,672,485,510,438.19 |
4% |
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The Tortured Poets Department White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$35,744,700,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$7,696.96 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$13,416.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
18.57% |
| Consumption: |
$73,465,670,276,218.88 |
| Exports: |
$13,789,888,753,664.00 |
| Imports: |
$13,855,864,389,632.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-65,975,635,968.00 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$46,161,209,457,853.12 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$9,024.27 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$4,846,926,993,074.58 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$1,795,622,001,625.44 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$1,942,804,132,906.21 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$2,590,405,510,541.61 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$3,708,989,708,275.49 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$941,965,640,196.95 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$1,530,694,165,320.04 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$3,944,481,118,324.73 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$529,855,672,610.79 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$2,472,659,805,517.00 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$1,707,312,722,856.97 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$19,849,320,066,876.84 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
typewriter |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 typewriter = $0.62 |
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$1 = 1.62 typewriters |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$35,744,700,000,000.00 - 44% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$46,161,209,457,853.12 - 56% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$81,905,909,457,853.12 |
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