The Tortured Poets Department Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Modern Idiocy |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Thriving |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Very Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Excellent |
| Income Tax Rate: |
29% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
104% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
107% |
| Major Industry: |
Tourism |
| National Animal: |
modern idiots |
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The Tortured Poets Department Demographics
| Total Population: |
3,218,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
292,483,551 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
413,617,157 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
132,059,113 |
| Students and Youth: |
580,205,400 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
464,370,410 |
| Working Class: |
1,335,264,369 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$29,564,471,173,479.14 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$28,973,181,750,009.55 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$591,289,423,469.58 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
98% |
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The Tortured Poets Department Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$3,476,781,810,001.15 |
12% |
| Social Welfare: |
$3,476,781,810,001.15 |
12% |
| Healthcare: |
$2,607,586,357,500.86 |
9% |
| Education: |
$4,056,245,445,001.34 |
14% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$289,731,817,500.10 |
1% |
| Defense: |
$4,345,977,262,501.43 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$4,056,245,445,001.34 |
14% |
| Commerce: |
$2,897,318,175,000.96 |
10% |
| Public Transport: |
$2,028,122,722,500.67 |
7% |
| The Environment: |
$289,731,817,500.10 |
1% |
| Social Equality: |
$1,158,927,270,000.38 |
4% |
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The Tortured Poets Department White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$24,758,400,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$7,693.72 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$13,411.76 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
18.58% |
| Consumption: |
$50,907,088,976,609.28 |
| Exports: |
$9,545,063,079,936.00 |
| Imports: |
$9,601,243,152,384.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-56,180,072,448.00 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$31,986,814,906,928.15 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$9,023.33 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$3,358,615,565,227.46 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$1,244,253,113,888.67 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$1,346,241,074,043.48 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$1,794,988,098,724.63 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$2,570,096,595,901.18 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$652,722,944,990.78 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$1,060,674,785,610.01 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$2,733,277,332,148.87 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$367,156,656,557.31 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$1,713,397,730,600.79 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$1,183,060,337,795.78 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$13,754,330,409,979.11 |
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The Tortured Poets Department Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
typewriter |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 typewriter = $0.62 |
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$1 = 1.62 typewriters |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$24,758,400,000,000.00 - 44% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$31,986,814,906,928.15 - 56% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$56,745,214,906,928.16 |
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