The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Beef-Based Agriculture |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
3,947,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
441,458,362 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
548,150,377 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
150,527,362 |
| Students and Youth: |
661,122,500 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
623,742,520 |
| Working Class: |
1,521,998,880 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$8,186,509,633,246.99 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$7,859,049,247,917.11 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$327,460,385,329.88 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$785,904,924,791.71 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$864,495,417,270.88 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$864,495,417,270.88 |
11% |
| Education: |
$785,904,924,791.71 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$235,771,477,437.51 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$1,178,857,387,187.57 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$1,178,857,387,187.57 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$314,361,969,916.68 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$785,904,924,791.71 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$314,361,969,916.68 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$392,952,462,395.86 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$6,934,650,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$26,191,407,664,332.80 |
| Exports: |
$4,214,218,031,104.00 |
| Imports: |
$4,214,218,031,104.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$7,303,760,592,012.47 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$821,673,066,601.40 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$290,964,703,796.89 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$323,294,115,329.88 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$258,635,292,263.90 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$489,559,660,356.67 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$249,398,317,540.19 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$295,583,191,158.75 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$600,403,357,041.20 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$166,265,545,026.79 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$341,768,064,777.30 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$221,687,393,369.06 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$3,140,617,054,565.36 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$6,934,650,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$7,303,760,592,012.47 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$14,238,410,592,012.47 |
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