The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Beef-Based Agriculture |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
|
The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
3,277,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
366,521,164 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
455,102,302 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
124,975,467 |
| Students and Youth: |
548,897,500 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
517,862,738 |
| Working Class: |
1,263,640,829 |
|
|
|
The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$6,796,856,328,003.26 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$6,524,982,074,883.13 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$271,874,253,120.13 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
|
The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$652,498,207,488.31 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$717,748,028,237.14 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$717,748,028,237.14 |
11% |
| Education: |
$652,498,207,488.31 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$195,749,462,246.49 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$978,747,311,232.47 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$978,747,311,232.47 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$260,999,282,995.33 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$652,498,207,488.31 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$260,999,282,995.33 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$326,249,103,744.16 |
5% |
|
|
|
The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$5,757,500,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$21,745,437,664,870.40 |
| Exports: |
$3,498,857,988,096.00 |
| Imports: |
$3,498,857,988,096.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
|
The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$6,063,953,213,520.03 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$682,194,736,521.00 |
|
Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$241,573,683,636.29 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$268,415,204,040.33 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$214,732,163,232.26 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$406,457,308,975.35 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$207,063,157,402.54 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$245,408,186,551.16 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$498,485,378,932.04 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$138,042,104,935.03 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$283,753,215,699.77 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$184,056,139,913.37 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$2,607,499,881,813.61 |
|
|
|
The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
| |
$1 = 5.54 Onions |
| |
Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$5,757,500,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$6,063,953,213,520.03 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$11,821,453,213,520.03 |
|
