The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Beef-Based Agriculture |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
3,068,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
343,145,231 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
426,076,857 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
117,004,801 |
| Students and Youth: |
513,890,000 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
484,834,566 |
| Working Class: |
1,183,048,545 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$6,363,367,550,956.34 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$6,108,832,848,918.09 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$254,534,702,038.25 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$610,883,284,891.81 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$671,971,613,380.99 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$671,971,613,380.99 |
11% |
| Education: |
$610,883,284,891.81 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$183,264,985,467.54 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$916,324,927,337.71 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$916,324,927,337.71 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$244,353,313,956.72 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$610,883,284,891.81 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$244,353,313,956.72 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$305,441,642,445.90 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$5,390,300,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$20,358,560,743,424.00 |
| Exports: |
$3,275,708,432,384.00 |
| Imports: |
$3,275,708,432,384.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$5,677,207,409,909.56 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$638,685,833,614.83 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$226,166,637,255.93 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$251,296,263,617.70 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$201,037,010,894.16 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$380,534,342,049.66 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$193,857,117,647.94 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$229,756,583,879.04 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$466,693,061,004.30 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$129,238,078,431.96 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$265,656,050,110.14 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$172,317,437,909.28 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$2,441,199,186,261.11 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$5,390,300,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$5,677,207,409,909.56 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$11,067,507,409,909.56 |
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