The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Beef-Based Agriculture |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
1,930,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
215,863,849 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
268,034,007 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
73,604,716 |
| Students and Youth: |
323,275,000 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
304,996,971 |
| Working Class: |
744,225,457 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$4,003,030,946,650.52 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$3,842,909,708,784.50 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$160,121,237,866.02 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$384,290,970,878.45 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$422,720,067,966.30 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$422,720,067,966.30 |
11% |
| Education: |
$384,290,970,878.45 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$115,287,291,263.54 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$576,436,456,317.68 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$576,436,456,317.68 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$153,716,388,351.38 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$384,290,970,878.45 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$153,716,388,351.38 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$192,145,485,439.23 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$3,390,900,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$12,807,047,217,152.00 |
| Exports: |
$2,060,664,045,568.00 |
| Imports: |
$2,060,664,045,568.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$3,571,385,240,666.51 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$401,780,839,574.98 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$142,275,617,554.00 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$158,084,019,504.44 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$126,467,215,603.55 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$239,384,372,392.44 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$121,950,529,332.00 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$144,533,960,689.77 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$293,584,607,651.10 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$81,300,352,888.00 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$167,117,392,047.55 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$108,400,470,517.33 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$1,535,695,653,486.60 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$3,390,900,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$3,571,385,240,666.51 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$6,962,285,240,666.51 |
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