The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Defence |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Beef-Based Agriculture |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
1,648,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
184,323,128 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
228,870,489 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
62,850,036 |
| Students and Youth: |
276,040,000 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
260,432,652 |
| Working Class: |
635,483,695 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$3,418,132,249,973.88 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$3,281,406,959,974.93 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$136,725,289,998.96 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$328,140,695,997.49 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$360,954,765,597.24 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$360,954,765,597.24 |
11% |
| Education: |
$328,140,695,997.49 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$98,442,208,799.25 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$492,211,043,996.24 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$492,211,043,996.24 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$131,256,278,399.00 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$328,140,695,997.49 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$131,256,278,399.00 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$164,070,347,998.75 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$2,895,440,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$10,935,758,854,553.60 |
| Exports: |
$1,759,572,131,840.00 |
| Imports: |
$1,759,572,131,840.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$3,049,556,006,659.74 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$343,075,050,749.22 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$121,487,163,908.43 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$134,985,737,676.04 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$107,988,590,140.83 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$204,406,974,195.14 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$104,131,854,778.66 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$123,415,531,589.52 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$250,687,798,541.21 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$69,421,236,519.10 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$142,699,208,400.38 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$92,561,648,692.14 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$1,311,309,082,863.69 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$2,895,440,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$3,049,556,006,659.74 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$5,944,996,006,659.74 |
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