The Onion News Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
News Network |
| Government Priority: |
Law & Order |
| Economic Rating: |
Good |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Good |
| Political Freedoms: |
Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
15% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
101% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
103% |
| Major Industry: |
Cheese Exports |
| National Animal: |
Onion |
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The Onion News Demographics
| Total Population: |
2,346,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
262,392,044 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
325,807,140 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
89,469,769 |
| Students and Youth: |
392,955,000 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
370,737,271 |
| Working Class: |
904,638,776 |
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The Onion News Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$4,865,860,360,093.04 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$4,671,225,945,689.32 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$194,634,414,403.72 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
96% |
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The Onion News Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$467,122,594,568.93 |
10% |
| Social Welfare: |
$513,834,854,025.83 |
11% |
| Healthcare: |
$513,834,854,025.83 |
11% |
| Education: |
$467,122,594,568.93 |
10% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$140,136,778,370.68 |
3% |
| Defense: |
$700,683,891,853.40 |
15% |
| Law & Order: |
$700,683,891,853.40 |
15% |
| Commerce: |
$186,849,037,827.57 |
4% |
| Public Transport: |
$467,122,594,568.93 |
10% |
| The Environment: |
$186,849,037,827.57 |
4% |
| Social Equality: |
$233,561,297,284.47 |
5% |
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The Onion News White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$4,121,780,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$1,756.94 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$3,080.93 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
24.33% |
| Consumption: |
$15,567,529,757,900.80 |
| Exports: |
$2,504,827,863,040.00 |
| Imports: |
$2,504,827,863,040.00 |
| Trade Net: |
0.00 |
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The Onion News Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$4,341,176,000,080.93 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$1,378.72 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$488,382,300,009.11 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$172,942,277,211.97 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$192,158,085,791.08 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$153,726,468,632.87 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$290,982,244,197.93 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$148,236,237,610.26 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$175,687,392,723.28 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$356,865,016,469.15 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$98,824,158,406.84 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$203,138,547,836.29 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$131,765,544,542.46 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$1,866,705,680,034.80 |
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The Onion News Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Onion |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Onion = $0.18 |
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$1 = 5.54 Onions |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$4,121,780,000,000.00 - 49% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$4,341,176,000,080.93 - 51% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$8,462,956,000,080.93 |
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