| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-625,532,010,496.00 | $14,008,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-303,047,081,984.00 | $11,558,600,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-277,346,189,312.00 | $13,334,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-276,476,952,576.00 | $12,798,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grebe Armada of Starlight | $-217,275,138,048.00 | $10,033,800,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-212,167,475,200.00 | $14,287,500,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-202,989,486,080.00 | $16,019,400,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-194,416,214,016.00 | $10,240,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-193,729,740,800.00 | $20,394,500,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-181,030,961,152.00 | $11,126,500,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-170,454,122,496.00 | $11,317,500,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-169,019,326,464.00 | $12,866,700,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-163,115,548,672.00 | $13,589,400,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-155,892,940,800.00 | $10,350,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-149,001,142,272.00 | $16,036,500,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-146,379,440,128.00 | $16,419,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-145,908,400,128.00 | $49,183,800,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-138,174,726,144.00 | $11,958,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-123,507,384,320.00 | $9,841,380,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-117,037,645,824.00 | $10,640,200,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-114,203,320,320.00 | $12,351,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-112,862,887,936.00 | $11,172,100,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-112,706,002,944.00 | $12,867,100,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Better of Bicycle-Motorcycle Alliance | $-112,659,161,088.00 | $14,550,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-112,204,726,272.00 | $11,583,600,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-111,663,464,448.00 | $11,806,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-111,375,736,832.00 | $12,715,200,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-110,746,755,072.00 | $14,065,700,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-110,674,354,176.00 | $17,450,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-110,357,463,040.00 | $13,584,400,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Adjudicators of The Ball Four Declaration | $-110,224,048,128.00 | $11,048,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Brasilistani Motorcycle Aficionados | $-110,079,688,704.00 | $11,638,900,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-110,056,194,048.00 | $13,547,200,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Blame My Automobile | $-109,871,759,360.00 | $12,236,300,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-109,143,957,504.00 | $12,786,700,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Moltevino Automobiles | $-108,856,803,328.00 | $11,509,600,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-108,547,981,312.00 | $12,716,900,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-108,134,940,672.00 | $11,433,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-107,364,417,536.00 | $11,957,000,000,000.00 |
| The 2 Wheels Good 4 Wheels Bad of Bicycle-Motorcycle Association | $-106,776,084,480.00 | $11,891,500,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-106,455,105,536.00 | $12,471,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-105,910,665,216.00 | $15,725,700,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-105,782,755,328.00 | $11,184,600,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-105,110,994,944.00 | $12,938,600,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-104,958,214,144.00 | $12,296,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-104,774,705,152.00 | $12,274,800,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-104,175,648,768.00 | $11,601,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-103,256,776,704.00 | $12,710,300,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Marcheblanche Automobiles | $-103,178,215,424.00 | $14,636,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-102,338,650,112.00 | $14,517,600,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-102,279,970,816.00 | $14,437,300,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Ban Marchenoirian Automobiles | $-101,849,350,144.00 | $17,259,200,000,000.00 |
| The Power Hitting Third Baseman of Big Man Aramis | $-99,299,655,680.00 | $13,104,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-98,845,573,120.00 | $15,140,200,000,000.00 |
| The Two Career Games Started of Ban My Awful Stevenson Sylvester | $-97,437,171,712.00 | $15,808,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-96,481,599,488.00 | $13,065,400,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-92,016,746,496.00 | $16,015,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-87,520,428,032.00 | $22,149,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Shortstop of Bad Man Arky | $-86,615,638,016.00 | $17,552,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-86,192,914,432.00 | $14,775,300,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-85,075,877,888.00 | $13,337,500,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-83,642,671,104.00 | $16,095,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-82,967,633,920.00 | $14,489,100,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-81,185,497,088.00 | $16,958,600,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-80,912,588,800.00 | $9,746,450,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-79,606,833,152.00 | $10,110,600,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-78,025,949,184.00 | $10,448,500,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-77,499,506,688.00 | $7,935,530,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-77,452,976,128.00 | $11,985,300,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-75,378,843,648.00 | $10,640,100,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-74,108,305,408.00 | $11,774,500,000,000.00 |
| The Trusty Linebacker of Loren Toews | $-73,778,036,736.00 | $8,887,010,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-73,666,076,672.00 | $12,361,400,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-71,766,450,176.00 | $16,729,400,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-71,591,845,888.00 | $10,599,900,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-71,472,152,576.00 | $11,204,800,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-70,703,726,592.00 | $13,079,000,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-69,413,568,512.00 | $11,463,800,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-69,132,730,368.00 | $11,417,500,000,000.00 |
| The Four-time All Big Sky Player of RB1 Chad Newell | $-68,867,579,904.00 | $12,633,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-67,819,843,584.00 | $11,803,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-67,591,352,320.00 | $10,739,100,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-67,460,890,624.00 | $11,741,200,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-66,498,801,664.00 | $13,181,800,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-65,781,760,000.00 | $13,039,700,000,000.00 |
| The Speedy National Champion of RB1 Adam Jones | $-65,677,660,160.00 | $3,392,980,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Raider Brexit 2026 | $-65,242,451,968.00 | $3,485,570,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-64,609,456,128.00 | $10,129,000,000,000.00 |
| The Nonsense Word of IOISSSB | $-63,436,890,112.00 | $18,825,700,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-62,448,758,784.00 | $13,500,600,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-62,405,902,336.00 | $16,116,700,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-62,160,801,792.00 | $13,438,400,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-61,608,013,824.00 | $17,108,800,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-60,598,112,256.00 | $16,828,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-60,470,730,752.00 | $11,693,700,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Tool Pirate Center Fielder of Bat Man Andy | $-59,661,950,976.00 | $12,827,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-58,937,155,584.00 | $17,591,600,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steven | $-58,491,445,248.00 | $2,326,690,000,000.00 |
| The Piggy's Perpetual Excuse of Blame My Asthma | $-58,460,999,680.00 | $17,449,400,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-57,913,806,848.00 | $8,961,790,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-55,424,720,896.00 | $11,301,600,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-53,926,277,120.00 | $17,295,400,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-53,653,168,128.00 | $8,351,540,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of BMA Update Bender | $-52,626,280,448.00 | $13,278,400,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Yamaha Motors | $-52,442,025,984.00 | $2,086,050,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Association | $-52,306,141,184.00 | $19,350,600,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-52,224,901,120.00 | $13,856,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Blackacre Motorcycle Aficionados | $-52,133,490,688.00 | $10,046,300,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-51,610,210,304.00 | $16,552,800,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Kenneth Gainwell RB2 | $-51,439,980,544.00 | $2,303,270,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-51,308,261,376.00 | $12,291,300,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-51,019,673,600.00 | $17,581,500,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-49,860,235,264.00 | $18,445,600,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-49,080,070,144.00 | $5,603,240,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-46,423,187,456.00 | $7,666,920,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Move the Soul of Bigtopian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-46,179,123,200.00 | $11,651,800,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-45,867,421,696.00 | $13,611,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-45,175,566,336.00 | $14,586,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-44,423,290,880.00 | $14,343,500,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-44,203,413,504.00 | $10,029,500,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-43,750,539,264.00 | $13,058,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of The Bannedlands | $-42,951,979,008.00 | $6,114,160,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-42,869,088,256.00 | $11,904,900,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-42,314,747,904.00 | $14,901,400,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-42,114,080,768.00 | $9,080,080,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-41,894,031,360.00 | $14,753,400,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-41,494,990,848.00 | $8,461,210,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-40,618,549,248.00 | $9,468,570,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Brancalandian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-40,506,437,632.00 | $12,090,200,000,000.00 |
| The Galactic Armada of Starklight | $-40,468,230,144.00 | $1,412,810,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Starklight | $-40,272,150,528.00 | $1,536,030,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-40,242,016,256.00 | $7,003,880,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-40,078,315,520.00 | $13,811,100,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-39,813,890,048.00 | $15,337,000,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-39,777,353,728.00 | $12,757,600,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Bobcat Scorer of League of Dissly Fans | $-39,276,396,544.00 | $7,839,420,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-38,806,945,792.00 | $14,948,900,000,000.00 |
| The High-Pointing Deep Threat of Lance Defense Force | $-38,585,196,544.00 | $7,701,430,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-38,436,687,872.00 | $14,806,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-37,984,247,808.00 | $15,104,000,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-37,669,195,776.00 | $11,178,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-American CB and NFL FS of The Galactic Armada of Sean | $-37,518,741,504.00 | $8,745,940,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-37,065,990,144.00 | $10,137,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-36,551,540,736.00 | $15,629,700,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-36,000,206,848.00 | $7,782,750,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-35,828,899,840.00 | $16,680,900,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Aro-allos of Starlight | $-35,666,006,016.00 | $1,125,120,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-35,173,302,272.00 | $10,438,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-34,850,750,464.00 | $13,424,800,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-34,652,696,576.00 | $13,348,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-34,516,500,480.00 | $8,709,030,000,000.00 |
| The Galactic Armada of Starklight and Frierizon | $-34,416,324,608.00 | $984,134,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-34,376,519,680.00 | $16,004,600,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-34,353,027,072.00 | $19,726,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of The Dirt Bag | $-33,800,828,928.00 | $1,213,810,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-33,761,245,184.00 | $7,981,680,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-33,741,281,280.00 | $16,722,600,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Moltovean Automobiles | $-33,551,753,216.00 | $14,346,900,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-33,499,418,624.00 | $7,242,140,000,000.00 |
| The Long Tall Tight End of Logan Thomas | $-33,497,008,128.00 | $14,163,300,000,000.00 |
| The Constitutional Monarchy of The Dirt-Bag | $-33,215,240,192.00 | $1,148,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-33,079,021,568.00 | $10,680,600,000,000.00 |
| The Stolen Meme Puppet Format of After eating ice cream The Eltran | $-31,848,478,720.00 | $11,186,600,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-31,626,252,288.00 | $16,305,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Galactic Armada of Himmel Revolutionary Troops | $-31,510,056,960.00 | $1,043,000,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-31,287,609,344.00 | $16,130,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-31,269,515,264.00 | $11,011,900,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-31,229,763,584.00 | $10,998,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-31,145,142,272.00 | $10,968,000,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-30,947,852,288.00 | $9,184,210,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-30,934,505,472.00 | $10,894,000,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-30,902,001,664.00 | $10,882,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-30,527,913,984.00 | $17,529,700,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-30,392,633,344.00 | $16,223,200,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-30,116,866,048.00 | $11,601,400,000,000.00 |
| The Nova Marshal of Eltran Based Force | $-29,962,457,088.00 | $7,771,320,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-29,366,048,768.00 | $10,314,700,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Skenes | $-28,864,606,208.00 | $1,964,120,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sansted | $-28,476,184,576.00 | $7,385,780,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-28,290,080,768.00 | $7,737,110,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-28,278,097,920.00 | $14,579,100,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-28,229,621,760.00 | $9,941,230,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-27,815,630,848.00 | $9,795,550,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Sandy Claws | $-27,578,095,616.00 | $1,458,100,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-27,489,308,672.00 | $11,623,000,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-27,061,745,664.00 | $11,442,400,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-25,830,397,952.00 | $16,635,000,000,000.00 |
| The Holy Empire of Cope-hagen | $-25,570,676,736.00 | $1,266,250,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-25,484,650,496.00 | $14,634,000,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-25,434,933,248.00 | $11,841,900,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-25,187,561,472.00 | $11,726,700,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sebastian | $-24,524,386,304.00 | $7,744,880,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-24,476,438,528.00 | $10,349,200,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of Donkey Hotay | $-23,910,881,280.00 | $1,440,410,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-23,774,640,128.00 | $12,257,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-23,759,255,552.00 | $12,249,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-23,594,788,864.00 | $12,164,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starry Galactic Armada of Horizon Ryo Troops | $-23,528,472,576.00 | $1,239,300,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Dirtbag | $-22,449,080,320.00 | $910,923,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-21,968,650,240.00 | $12,801,800,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-21,406,556,160.00 | $15,594,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-21,378,752,512.00 | $15,573,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-21,244,737,536.00 | $12,198,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-21,223,694,336.00 | $10,942,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-20,989,106,176.00 | $14,462,000,000,000.00 |
| The Galactic Armada of Starklight and HorEisen | $-20,877,912,064.00 | $905,920,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Starry | $-20,195,031,040.00 | $819,462,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Galactic Armada of Heiter Revolutionary Troops | $-19,818,790,912.00 | $1,421,720,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-19,791,624,192.00 | $12,745,900,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-19,730,968,576.00 | $25,490,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Ace Pitcher of Big Man AJ | $-19,464,593,408.00 | $12,535,600,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Gotoh Armada of Starlight | $-18,952,112,128.00 | $878,796,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of BARQs Trooper | $-18,706,499,584.00 | $2,865,270,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandland | $-17,774,594,048.00 | $8,275,330,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-17,703,462,912.00 | $12,896,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-16,285,817,856.00 | $13,541,900,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-16,172,845,056.00 | $11,781,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-16,091,385,856.00 | $7,197,850,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-15,987,160,064.00 | $11,645,800,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-15,646,274,560.00 | $10,076,400,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-14,461,260,800.00 | $2,904,030,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-14,357,850,112.00 | $13,828,200,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-13,759,510,528.00 | $18,831,400,000,000.00 |
| The Newson-Kerr of Tea Pop | $-13,499,201,536.00 | $5,707,790,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Targ-area | $-12,900,150,272.00 | $1,363,950,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-12,546,820,096.00 | $12,083,400,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Eltran Starry Force | $-12,282,828,800.00 | $1,586,360,000,000.00 |
| The Community of Eltran Space Port | $-12,067,486,720.00 | $1,634,160,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of Big Monroe Air | $-11,969,368,064.00 | $1,697,960,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Monroe Attitude | $-10,548,295,680.00 | $4,283,700,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-10,480,714,752.00 | $14,343,700,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-10,457,866,240.00 | $14,313,600,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Osmosis Throwdowns | $-10,306,511,872.00 | $2,242,190,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of The Gorilla Armada of Starlight | $-10,096,303,104.00 | $294,790,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of Allstralia | $-9,648,203,776.00 | $3,094,430,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-8,925,730,816.00 | $19,855,400,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-8,302,494,208.00 | $6,903,720,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of The Ballpark | $-8,029,503,488.00 | $10,989,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-7,996,234,240.00 | $9,330,500,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-7,559,537,152.00 | $9,624,770,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Bonafide Clutch | $-7,417,772,032.00 | $2,214,050,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Jaylen Warren RB1 | $-7,334,440,960.00 | $2,189,180,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-7,253,859,328.00 | $12,251,100,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of The Galactic Armada of Supras | $-7,211,103,744.00 | $298,723,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of Yamaha Heavy Industries | $-7,095,343,616.00 | $2,275,640,000,000.00 |
| The Most Serene Republic of The Galactic Armada of Stargell | $-7,059,511,296.00 | $146,917,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of The Galactic Armada of Samuel | $-6,751,885,824.00 | $1,430,030,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Eltran Motorcycle Force Recon | $-6,239,693,312.00 | $2,150,220,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Chaps | $-6,098,575,872.00 | $2,607,760,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Eltran Starry Fleet | $-5,927,876,608.00 | $2,727,760,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Honda Revolutionary Troops | $-5,816,720,384.00 | $211,610,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-5,372,996,608.00 | $9,573,290,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armchair of Starlight | $-4,929,229,312.00 | $1,413,060,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-4,139,999,232.00 | $14,698,200,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of The Galactic Armada of Street | $-3,907,806,464.00 | $259,462,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of Horizon Roadstar Troops | $-3,883,412,224.00 | $278,580,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of The Galactic Armada of Stretch | $-2,616,491,008.00 | $333,281,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-2,419,261,696.00 | $8,589,360,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-2,337,488,640.00 | $8,300,120,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-2,121,580,544.00 | $10,406,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bozemanite Motorcycle Association | $-2,019,025,280.00 | $17,115,500,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-1,880,930,944.00 | $9,227,040,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-1,856,189,184.00 | $15,730,600,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-1,368,317,312.00 | $11,595,800,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-1,262,157,312.00 | $19,100,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-1,053,962,048.00 | $15,953,400,000,000.00 |
| The United States of The Galactic Armada of Stephon | $-815,037,504.00 | $375,040,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Hiroi Revolutionary Troops | $332,109,568.00 | $181,606,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $577,092,608.00 | $11,344,400,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $672,927,680.00 | $10,522,600,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Dunk and Egg | $793,181,952.00 | $1,440,430,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of The Galactic Armada of Shadows | $818,855,808.00 | $263,057,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Sloppers | $1,062,803,904.00 | $1,423,070,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Greetings Armada of Starlight | $3,627,625,472.00 | $1,841,820,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Big Monroe Altitude | $4,703,325,184.00 | $1,419,440,000,000.00 |
| The Most Serene Republic of Targ area | $4,757,550,080.00 | $1,435,800,000,000.00 |
| The State-Sanctioned Sea Dogs of Eltran Privateers | $6,117,282,304.00 | $5,480,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $6,169,904,640.00 | $12,911,400,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gainwell Armada of Starlight | $6,215,025,664.00 | $1,659,930,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $6,540,952,576.00 | $10,317,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hog Revving Troops of The Galactic Armada of Squids | $6,700,332,544.00 | $1,601,420,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Aromantics of Starlight | $6,706,981,888.00 | $1,602,990,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Stringcheese | $6,708,713,472.00 | $1,253,010,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $8,938,890,240.00 | $11,410,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $10,327,492,608.00 | $15,821,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of French Sipper | $10,431,528,960.00 | $2,493,190,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Biggie Crossover | $10,473,437,184.00 | $1,796,740,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $10,721,397,760.00 | $13,686,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $11,113,949,184.00 | $16,626,800,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $11,269,961,728.00 | $13,790,200,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $11,827,720,192.00 | $18,120,000,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $12,280,281,088.00 | $12,659,200,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Silliness | $12,644,660,224.00 | $2,061,520,000,000.00 |
| The Shoulda Played Volleyball of Ban My Abysmal Scott Shields | $12,668,539,904.00 | $18,951,800,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $12,719,023,104.00 | $9,285,660,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $14,575,343,616.00 | $13,057,100,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $14,647,753,728.00 | $13,121,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $15,228,195,840.00 | $15,698,300,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $16,440,146,944.00 | $14,727,300,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $16,810,696,704.00 | $13,399,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $18,415,099,904.00 | $18,984,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $18,519,810,048.00 | $14,762,100,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $18,822,348,800.00 | $15,002,900,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $20,018,358,272.00 | $10,946,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $21,325,918,208.00 | $11,661,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Carburetors of Biketoberfest Cavemen | $21,432,559,616.00 | $11,719,900,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $24,850,167,808.00 | $17,936,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $25,029,367,808.00 | $12,863,900,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Copinghagen | $25,523,222,528.00 | $2,629,920,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $25,747,677,184.00 | $13,946,600,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $26,320,998,400.00 | $18,998,100,000,000.00 |
| The Rim-Rocking Slam Dunks of Afro Thunder | $26,620,762,112.00 | $21,219,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $28,506,318,848.00 | $12,075,500,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $30,248,953,856.00 | $15,546,600,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $30,984,687,616.00 | $16,802,200,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Aficionados | $32,332,650,496.00 | $16,075,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of TE3 Jonnu Smith | $32,353,435,648.00 | $1,496,910,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $32,768,206,848.00 | $16,291,500,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armada of Sleeplessness | $33,527,711,744.00 | $1,448,740,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $34,433,576,960.00 | $14,301,000,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $35,793,788,928.00 | $12,536,400,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $36,376,121,344.00 | $17,759,100,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $37,449,097,216.00 | $17,982,400,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $37,985,337,344.00 | $7,150,280,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $38,488,690,688.00 | $18,202,900,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $39,075,540,992.00 | $28,204,200,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $40,473,636,864.00 | $17,545,300,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $40,830,238,720.00 | $12,322,400,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $41,565,237,248.00 | $11,652,000,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $41,800,851,456.00 | $19,769,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $42,752,749,568.00 | $23,183,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $42,758,553,600.00 | $23,187,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $43,503,378,432.00 | $18,858,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starry Galactic Armada of Hitori Revolutionary Troops | $44,029,693,952.00 | $1,668,990,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $44,397,666,304.00 | $19,246,400,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $44,458,889,216.00 | $11,883,200,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $45,682,335,744.00 | $20,575,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $45,822,353,408.00 | $20,637,800,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Aroallos of Starlight | $46,017,617,920.00 | $1,782,390,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $46,239,121,408.00 | $20,826,100,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $50,007,814,144.00 | $13,356,200,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $50,228,912,128.00 | $42,416,000,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $50,707,013,632.00 | $13,543,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $52,159,254,528.00 | $20,543,700,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $53,667,196,928.00 | $11,309,700,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $53,812,232,192.00 | $26,344,600,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $53,926,752,256.00 | $20,656,100,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $54,154,276,864.00 | $13,057,500,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Godfrey Armada of Starlight | $55,766,405,120.00 | $11,752,000,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $57,273,081,856.00 | $12,144,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $57,502,699,520.00 | $13,864,800,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $59,135,229,952.00 | $13,616,200,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $60,499,849,216.00 | $9,674,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Cover Corner of League of Deonte Flowers | $61,083,090,944.00 | $11,982,700,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $61,727,961,088.00 | $13,639,500,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $61,972,766,720.00 | $14,739,900,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $63,792,238,592.00 | $14,095,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $65,091,801,088.00 | $22,680,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther Lineman of Bryan Michael Anderson | $70,082,682,880.00 | $10,494,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $79,409,750,016.00 | $15,256,400,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $80,027,787,264.00 | $15,348,000,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Defensive Lineman of Big Montravius Adams | $80,712,810,496.00 | $14,594,400,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $81,717,379,072.00 | $11,013,600,000,000.00 |
| The Horizon Revolutionary Troops of The Galactic Armchairs of Starlight | $83,187,752,960.00 | $1,804,690,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $85,228,224,512.00 | $16,229,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Bearded Motorcycle Aficionados | $85,844,516,864.00 | $11,076,300,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $85,863,677,952.00 | $15,525,900,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $88,625,422,336.00 | $11,435,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $90,084,548,608.00 | $33,617,600,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $91,009,081,344.00 | $12,744,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $92,778,700,800.00 | $11,971,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $93,776,642,048.00 | $18,769,000,000,000.00 |
| The You Give Love a Banned Name of Big Manly Aromantics | $93,911,408,640.00 | $12,117,200,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $95,726,002,176.00 | $15,662,100,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $98,179,047,424.00 | $13,901,700,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $99,443,195,904.00 | $19,296,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $101,158,281,216.00 | $12,555,400,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $103,043,801,088.00 | $12,352,000,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban My Automobiles | $105,727,631,360.00 | $15,940,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $105,776,455,680.00 | $12,291,200,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $106,258,628,608.00 | $12,347,200,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $106,856,013,824.00 | $14,376,800,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $108,167,839,744.00 | $14,578,500,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $108,528,050,176.00 | $12,610,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $109,991,034,880.00 | $20,282,400,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $110,471,954,432.00 | $14,889,100,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $113,950,883,840.00 | $15,358,000,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Hindsight of Ban My Adept Shawn Spencer | $114,075,623,424.00 | $15,374,700,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $114,677,719,040.00 | $15,455,900,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $114,811,281,408.00 | $14,813,900,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $119,022,977,024.00 | $15,357,400,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Aficionados | $119,140,933,632.00 | $15,372,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $119,174,422,528.00 | $15,376,900,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $122,395,148,288.00 | $15,792,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BMA Puppet | $126,926,888,960.00 | $16,424,800,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Time All-American 'Cat of OT Brent Swaggert | $131,622,141,952.00 | $15,957,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $133,759,606,784.00 | $16,152,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemanite Motorcycle Aficionados | $134,316,449,792.00 | $16,671,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $137,821,274,112.00 | $14,808,400,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $137,863,512,064.00 | $3,809,790,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $143,733,374,976.00 | $15,109,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $145,347,723,264.00 | $16,889,200,000,000.00 |
| The Stars of Quasars Pulsars Magnetars and Monstars | $154,655,588,352.00 | $28,454,500,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $160,470,138,880.00 | $19,727,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $165,237,800,960.00 | $16,422,700,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $173,640,974,336.00 | $16,726,200,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $182,794,338,304.00 | $18,167,500,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $193,943,846,912.00 | $19,984,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bearded Motorcycle Alliance | $197,384,044,544.00 | $14,817,800,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $198,301,057,024.00 | $18,588,500,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Alliance | $200,448,425,984.00 | $15,047,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Brasilistani Motorcycle Alliance | $206,576,123,904.00 | $15,388,900,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $206,861,697,024.00 | $15,529,200,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $207,633,891,328.00 | $15,587,300,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $211,159,810,048.00 | $15,730,400,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $212,043,759,616.00 | $15,918,300,000,000.00 |
| The Runs Receptions and Returns of Bad Man Antwaan | $215,279,222,784.00 | $15,819,900,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $217,961,824,256.00 | $16,237,100,000,000.00 |
| The Preternatural Playmaking of Ban My Adroit Sean Spence | $220,777,594,880.00 | $16,446,900,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $222,903,861,248.00 | $16,488,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $225,960,804,352.00 | $16,833,000,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $232,823,734,272.00 | $17,221,600,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $235,796,987,904.00 | $17,225,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $239,870,230,528.00 | $10,356,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $241,500,700,672.00 | $17,542,600,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $242,488,606,720.00 | $17,614,400,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $243,460,931,584.00 | $17,890,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Blackacre Motorcycle Association | $260,938,579,968.00 | $18,954,600,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $261,221,744,640.00 | $18,975,100,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Based Motorcyclists of America | $267,077,304,320.00 | $19,400,400,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $270,588,362,752.00 | $19,455,600,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $281,057,656,832.00 | $20,208,400,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $314,008,207,360.00 | $22,288,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $317,801,496,576.00 | $13,754,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $318,728,437,760.00 | $13,491,200,000,000.00 |
| The Empire of Made to Be Broken | $378,372,685,824.00 | $22,962,100,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $456,032,878,592.00 | $15,167,600,000,000.00 |
