| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-548,384,374,784.00 | $12,232,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-268,063,162,368.00 | $10,178,100,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-241,628,299,264.00 | $11,566,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-240,809,148,416.00 | $11,099,100,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-185,405,636,608.00 | $12,414,500,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-181,490,499,584.00 | $14,223,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-173,797,670,912.00 | $9,087,860,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-169,610,690,560.00 | $17,700,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-161,985,544,192.00 | $9,878,240,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grebe Armada of Starlight | $-161,865,433,088.00 | $7,447,440,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-152,178,786,304.00 | $10,022,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-150,737,453,056.00 | $11,352,200,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-142,869,577,728.00 | $11,813,100,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-137,429,737,472.00 | $9,050,710,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-132,246,470,656.00 | $43,693,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-130,427,928,576.00 | $13,921,700,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-128,550,117,376.00 | $14,298,200,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-122,965,581,824.00 | $10,535,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-101,842,157,568.00 | $8,054,860,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Better of Bicycle-Motorcycle Alliance | $-101,703,213,056.00 | $12,959,200,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-100,213,342,208.00 | $10,720,200,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-99,971,203,072.00 | $15,496,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-99,623,067,648.00 | $10,399,100,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-99,235,733,504.00 | $11,203,400,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-98,854,502,400.00 | $12,007,500,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-98,778,054,656.00 | $11,998,200,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Blame My Automobile | $-98,154,790,912.00 | $10,790,400,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Adjudicators of The Ball Four Declaration | $-97,944,526,848.00 | $9,694,190,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Brasilistani Motorcycle Aficionados | $-97,923,727,360.00 | $10,221,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-97,819,295,744.00 | $11,043,500,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-97,656,045,568.00 | $12,259,100,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-97,373,028,352.00 | $11,258,700,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Moltevino Automobiles | $-96,796,237,824.00 | $10,104,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-96,776,929,280.00 | $8,729,980,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-96,505,823,232.00 | $11,158,400,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-95,954,132,992.00 | $10,016,200,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-95,520,677,888.00 | $10,500,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-95,308,824,576.00 | $13,954,300,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-95,143,755,776.00 | $11,001,000,000,000.00 |
| The 2 Wheels Good 4 Wheels Bad of Bicycle-Motorcycle Association | $-95,066,152,960.00 | $10,450,800,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-93,858,381,824.00 | $9,797,380,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-93,645,127,680.00 | $11,374,700,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-93,567,033,344.00 | $9,187,980,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-93,379,526,656.00 | $10,796,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-93,023,428,608.00 | $10,755,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-92,863,832,064.00 | $9,509,020,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-92,494,913,536.00 | $10,168,100,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Marcheblanche Automobiles | $-92,084,789,248.00 | $12,883,400,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Ban Marchenoirian Automobiles | $-91,695,964,160.00 | $15,312,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-91,629,068,288.00 | $11,129,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-91,292,205,056.00 | $12,772,500,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-89,964,093,440.00 | $12,544,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-88,235,122,688.00 | $13,332,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Career Games Started of Ban My Awful Stevenson Sylvester | $-86,958,456,832.00 | $13,906,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-85,224,456,192.00 | $11,384,300,000,000.00 |
| The Power Hitting Third Baseman of Big Man Aramis | $-82,208,227,328.00 | $10,751,600,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-81,061,167,104.00 | $13,918,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-79,090,008,064.00 | $19,684,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-76,602,810,368.00 | $12,877,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-74,018,463,744.00 | $12,732,300,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-73,640,886,272.00 | $13,955,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Shortstop of Bad Man Arky | $-71,749,353,472.00 | $14,385,700,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-71,689,609,216.00 | $14,740,700,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-69,087,199,232.00 | $10,692,600,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-68,335,116,288.00 | $10,407,700,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-67,229,061,120.00 | $8,006,210,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-66,313,641,984.00 | $10,339,800,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-66,220,863,488.00 | $8,312,910,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-64,942,792,704.00 | $10,717,300,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-64,894,242,816.00 | $8,586,760,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-63,743,602,688.00 | $11,554,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-63,556,497,408.00 | $14,477,700,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-62,852,349,952.00 | $6,367,240,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-62,670,323,712.00 | $8,738,540,000,000.00 |
| The Trusty Linebacker of Loren Toews | $-59,909,120,000.00 | $7,134,490,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-59,662,102,528.00 | $9,302,770,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-59,548,725,248.00 | $9,216,270,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-58,740,494,336.00 | $11,430,300,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-58,231,889,920.00 | $11,331,500,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-57,750,728,704.00 | $9,412,640,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-57,646,116,864.00 | $9,395,570,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-57,065,906,176.00 | $14,277,500,000,000.00 |
| The Nonsense Word of IOISSSB | $-56,681,058,304.00 | $16,377,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-56,623,214,592.00 | $9,722,310,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-56,425,443,328.00 | $15,164,700,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-56,229,769,216.00 | $9,654,790,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-55,660,224,512.00 | $8,162,540,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-55,406,903,296.00 | $14,891,200,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-55,317,913,600.00 | $11,727,100,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-55,188,848,640.00 | $1,495,810,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-54,177,083,392.00 | $15,632,800,000,000.00 |
| The Four-time All Big Sky Player of RB1 Chad Newell | $-53,806,776,320.00 | $9,733,750,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-53,652,058,112.00 | $10,227,500,000,000.00 |
| The Piggy's Perpetual Excuse of Blame My Asthma | $-53,587,193,856.00 | $15,462,200,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-52,475,633,664.00 | $8,121,520,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-52,118,548,480.00 | $11,048,800,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Tool Pirate Center Fielder of Bat Man Andy | $-49,654,792,192.00 | $10,515,300,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-49,117,278,208.00 | $15,211,100,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-48,312,582,144.00 | $7,358,230,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Association | $-48,209,264,640.00 | $17,177,300,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Blackacre Motorcycle Aficionados | $-46,882,365,440.00 | $8,807,840,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of BMA Update Bender | $-46,804,000,768.00 | $11,527,300,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-46,743,343,104.00 | $14,476,000,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-46,505,648,128.00 | $12,126,300,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-46,388,518,912.00 | $15,416,200,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-45,552,209,920.00 | $16,230,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-45,288,992,768.00 | $10,675,300,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-44,976,541,696.00 | $9,036,880,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-41,095,950,336.00 | $6,319,390,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Move the Soul of Bigtopian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-40,350,097,408.00 | $9,937,820,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-40,347,246,592.00 | $12,664,900,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-40,066,732,032.00 | $11,561,200,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-39,680,860,160.00 | $12,455,800,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-38,903,623,680.00 | $10,455,500,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-38,720,114,688.00 | $6,310,850,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-38,688,108,544.00 | $11,178,500,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-37,911,752,704.00 | $12,957,900,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-37,471,965,184.00 | $12,807,600,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-36,735,062,016.00 | $12,208,100,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Brancalandian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-36,723,232,768.00 | $10,596,400,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-36,248,494,080.00 | $11,225,800,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-35,728,777,216.00 | $13,332,600,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-35,468,959,744.00 | $7,480,460,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-35,046,342,656.00 | $13,402,400,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-35,043,020,800.00 | $3,956,250,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-34,694,832,128.00 | $6,971,030,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-34,325,676,032.00 | $7,667,270,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-34,172,037,120.00 | $7,784,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-33,744,558,080.00 | $13,855,300,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-32,864,843,776.00 | $12,264,200,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-32,748,632,064.00 | $5,623,000,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-32,593,739,776.00 | $12,162,800,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-32,482,904,064.00 | $14,583,400,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-32,372,355,072.00 | $9,353,760,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of The Bannedlands | $-31,917,441,024.00 | $4,481,330,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Bobcat Scorer of League of Dissly Fans | $-31,896,442,880.00 | $6,233,200,000,000.00 |
| The High-Pointing Deep Threat of Lance Defense Force | $-31,486,208,000.00 | $6,153,030,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-31,344,437,248.00 | $8,357,590,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of RB1 Adam Jones | $-31,290,368,000.00 | $1,608,970,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-31,223,044,096.00 | $14,806,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Raider Brexit 2026 | $-31,059,810,304.00 | $1,651,610,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-30,987,550,720.00 | $13,912,200,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Moltovean Automobiles | $-30,605,568,000.00 | $12,566,300,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-30,529,642,496.00 | $16,801,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-29,696,573,440.00 | $8,580,470,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sean | $-28,816,128,000.00 | $6,564,120,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-28,772,904,960.00 | $10,737,100,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-28,687,915,008.00 | $10,705,400,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-28,572,000,256.00 | $14,164,500,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-28,329,037,824.00 | $6,005,590,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-28,294,361,088.00 | $6,968,600,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-28,199,075,840.00 | $13,979,600,000,000.00 |
| The Long Tall Tight End of Logan Thomas | $-28,043,089,920.00 | $11,461,800,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-28,027,639,808.00 | $8,797,780,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-27,995,203,584.00 | $14,270,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-27,732,908,032.00 | $15,262,000,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-26,623,260,672.00 | $6,164,540,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-26,553,180,160.00 | $9,075,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-26,532,970,496.00 | $9,068,660,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-26,336,727,040.00 | $9,001,600,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-26,120,013,824.00 | $8,927,610,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-26,086,236,160.00 | $8,916,050,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-25,819,406,336.00 | $5,473,510,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-25,712,287,744.00 | $9,594,940,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-25,455,075,328.00 | $7,355,000,000,000.00 |
| The Stolen Meme Puppet Format of After eating ice cream The Eltran | $-24,727,232,512.00 | $8,448,270,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-24,093,175,808.00 | $8,231,730,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-23,638,200,320.00 | $11,718,600,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-23,522,347,008.00 | $8,039,710,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-23,492,026,368.00 | $9,601,670,000,000.00 |
| The Nova Marshal of Eltran Based Force | $-23,281,088,512.00 | $5,905,880,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-23,008,077,824.00 | $7,863,970,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-22,942,941,184.00 | $9,377,190,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-22,543,134,720.00 | $12,405,900,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-22,359,373,824.00 | $5,961,830,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-22,214,451,200.00 | $13,657,200,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sansted | $-21,761,347,584.00 | $5,520,370,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-21,666,547,712.00 | $9,727,250,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-21,437,712,384.00 | $9,624,560,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-20,334,170,112.00 | $8,310,880,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-20,318,840,832.00 | $10,073,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-20,272,230,400.00 | $10,050,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-20,242,044,928.00 | $12,780,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-20,111,591,424.00 | $9,970,370,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-19,198,113,792.00 | $13,287,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-18,921,400,320.00 | $10,578,900,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sebastian | $-18,793,082,880.00 | $5,785,140,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-18,657,419,264.00 | $22,145,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-18,171,181,056.00 | $10,000,000,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-18,105,434,112.00 | $12,530,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-17,671,505,920.00 | $8,760,680,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-17,029,129,216.00 | $10,469,300,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Yamaha Motors | $-16,731,085,824.00 | $662,515,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Ace Pitcher of Big Man AJ | $-16,717,882,368.00 | $10,277,900,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Kenneth Gainwell RB2 | $-16,590,665,728.00 | $739,455,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-15,253,818,368.00 | $10,557,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-14,138,704,896.00 | $11,106,200,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-13,694,585,856.00 | $9,478,250,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandland | $-13,689,233,408.00 | $6,145,900,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-13,447,514,112.00 | $9,307,120,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-12,826,578,944.00 | $5,501,220,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-12,788,282,368.00 | $2,548,780,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-12,634,722,304.00 | $7,767,750,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-12,600,737,792.00 | $11,380,700,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-12,353,381,376.00 | $15,508,100,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Sandy Claws | $-10,743,223,296.00 | $564,534,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-10,720,062,464.00 | $9,682,230,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-9,385,286,656.00 | $11,781,900,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-9,375,580,160.00 | $11,769,800,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-9,026,675,712.00 | $3,689,390,000,000.00 |
| The Holy Empire of Cope-hagen | $-8,531,543,552.00 | $419,964,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-8,351,115,264.00 | $16,285,900,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-7,663,819,264.00 | $10,801,300,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of The Galactic Armada of Sloppers | $-7,616,703,488.00 | $301,605,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of Donkey Hotay | $-7,537,082,368.00 | $451,082,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of BARQs Trooper | $-7,366,886,400.00 | $1,113,120,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-7,288,737,280.00 | $7,444,460,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-6,958,652,928.00 | $7,896,860,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of The Galactic Aroallos of Starlight | $-6,803,681,792.00 | $269,411,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of The Ballpark | $-6,754,136,576.00 | $8,478,980,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-5,879,555,072.00 | $8,440,310,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-5,753,229,312.00 | $4,519,300,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of The Dirt Bag | $-5,546,292,224.00 | $198,426,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steven | $-5,397,740,032.00 | $655,641,000,000.00 |
| The Constitutional Monarchy of The Dirt-Bag | $-5,294,140,416.00 | $182,376,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of Allstralia | $-4,983,591,936.00 | $1,543,360,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Galactic Armada of Skenes | $-4,975,757,824.00 | $795,728,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of The Galactic Armada of Sleeplessness | $-4,824,936,960.00 | $877,085,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-4,408,270,848.00 | $12,074,700,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Targ-area | $-4,213,837,056.00 | $439,860,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Eltran Starry Force | $-3,971,820,800.00 | $506,095,000,000.00 |
| The Community of Eltran Space Port | $-3,938,561,792.00 | $526,113,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of Big Monroe Air | $-3,924,343,552.00 | $549,046,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of The Galactic Armada of Silliness | $-3,883,158,784.00 | $594,509,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Dirtbag | $-3,685,356,288.00 | $148,721,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Monroe Attitude | $-3,435,053,312.00 | $1,363,550,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bozemanite Motorcycle Association | $-3,420,041,472.00 | $15,058,800,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Osmosis Throwdowns | $-3,313,241,856.00 | $709,342,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of The Galactic Armada of Stringcheese | $-3,146,864,384.00 | $214,503,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-3,109,625,088.00 | $13,691,400,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of Starklight | $-3,085,058,816.00 | $90,206,200,000.00 |
| The Colony of The Galactic Aro-allos of Starlight | $-2,825,027,840.00 | $192,565,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of The Galactic Armchairs of Starlight | $-2,577,082,112.00 | $377,314,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-2,519,382,528.00 | $8,565,630,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of The Galactic Armada of Samuel | $-2,429,252,864.00 | $752,317,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Bonafide Clutch | $-2,419,878,912.00 | $698,253,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-2,419,279,616.00 | $6,626,590,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Horizon Ryo Troops | $-2,418,215,168.00 | $87,913,100,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of Yamaha Heavy Industries | $-2,405,448,448.00 | $744,942,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Jaylen Warren RB1 | $-2,401,444,864.00 | $692,923,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-2,306,927,872.00 | $6,318,860,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-2,166,470,656.00 | $7,366,570,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-2,149,035,264.00 | $9,463,060,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Eltran Starry Fleet | $-2,046,344,576.00 | $902,627,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-2,040,465,664.00 | $16,239,400,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Chaps | $-1,924,695,808.00 | $790,283,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-1,651,477,760.00 | $13,143,000,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Eltran Motorcycle Force Recon | $-1,581,422,848.00 | $525,554,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Galactic Armada of Starry | $-1,281,860,096.00 | $51,729,200,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Galactic Aromantics of Starlight | $-995,051,840.00 | $380,529,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Starklight and HorEisen | $-947,146,304.00 | $115,046,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of The Galactic Armada of Squids | $-879,817,344.00 | $388,086,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Starklight and Frierizon | $-868,679,680.00 | $127,184,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gotoh Armada of Starlight | $-563,091,840.00 | $71,750,200,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of The Galactic Armada of Starklight | $-559,686,528.00 | $173,328,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Himmel Revolutionary Troops | $-518,210,880.00 | $86,539,600,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-284,915,808.00 | $9,352,430,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of Hitori Revolutionary Troops | $-242,944,272.00 | $133,409,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-205,353,472.00 | $8,609,270,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Dunk and Egg | $159,058,320.00 | $351,096,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Heiter Revolutionary Troops | $246,076,592.00 | $67,695,700,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Galactic Armchair of Starlight | $675,754,368.00 | $301,754,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Big Monroe Altitude | $1,470,553,088.00 | $459,452,000,000.00 |
| The Most Serene Republic of Targ area | $1,492,988,288.00 | $466,467,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of The Galactic Armada of Sycorax | $1,874,658,048.00 | $585,714,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of The Greetings Armada of Starlight | $2,296,715,776.00 | $519,215,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gainwell Armada of Starlight | $2,333,324,544.00 | $641,900,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Biggie Crossover | $3,381,005,824.00 | $589,209,000,000.00 |
| The State-Sanctioned Sea Dogs of Eltran Privateers | $3,649,735,936.00 | $3,547,470,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $4,238,247,168.00 | $11,177,700,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $4,534,095,872.00 | $9,112,190,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of French Sipper | $4,781,157,376.00 | $1,175,800,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $6,605,069,312.00 | $9,404,120,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $7,517,366,784.00 | $13,492,800,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $7,696,842,240.00 | $10,958,900,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Copinghagen | $7,909,888,512.00 | $823,090,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $8,240,002,048.00 | $11,373,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $8,594,535,424.00 | $14,542,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $8,771,675,136.00 | $15,743,500,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $8,912,273,408.00 | $10,127,700,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $9,086,320,640.00 | $7,177,410,000,000.00 |
| The Shoulda Played Volleyball of Ban My Abysmal Scott Shields | $9,980,056,576.00 | $16,887,100,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of TE3 Jonnu Smith | $10,347,384,832.00 | $481,096,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $10,765,899,776.00 | $10,464,500,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $10,845,317,120.00 | $10,541,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $12,158,825,472.00 | $13,817,000,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $12,417,676,288.00 | $12,069,900,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $12,534,873,088.00 | $10,718,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $14,135,298,048.00 | $12,086,800,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $14,375,924,736.00 | $12,292,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $14,472,324,096.00 | $16,446,200,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $16,402,212,864.00 | $9,632,290,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $17,616,586,752.00 | $10,345,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Carburetors of Biketoberfest Cavemen | $17,707,849,728.00 | $10,399,000,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $19,818,825,728.00 | $15,214,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $19,823,040,512.00 | $10,585,400,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $21,154,500,608.00 | $16,239,500,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $21,320,126,464.00 | $12,137,300,000,000.00 |
| The Rim-Rocking Slam Dunks of Afro Thunder | $21,668,548,608.00 | $18,527,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $23,314,419,712.00 | $12,449,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $23,972,345,856.00 | $10,704,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $24,358,234,112.00 | $13,767,200,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $25,612,335,104.00 | $10,936,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Aficionados | $26,689,505,280.00 | $14,095,100,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $27,156,017,152.00 | $14,341,800,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $29,656,119,296.00 | $5,708,320,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $30,447,192,064.00 | $11,119,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $30,451,664,896.00 | $15,738,500,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $31,297,855,488.00 | $15,861,100,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $31,425,906,688.00 | $24,124,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $32,169,259,008.00 | $16,013,100,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $32,253,966,336.00 | $9,295,540,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $33,534,035,968.00 | $14,969,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $34,617,036,800.00 | $15,453,400,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $34,643,087,360.00 | $9,499,470,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $34,703,372,288.00 | $10,842,700,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $35,246,747,648.00 | $17,545,100,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $35,539,705,856.00 | $15,865,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $35,622,363,136.00 | $20,133,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $35,686,195,200.00 | $20,169,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $38,462,128,128.00 | $18,077,300,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $38,570,713,088.00 | $18,128,100,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $38,990,573,568.00 | $18,325,400,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Godfrey Armada of Starlight | $40,676,442,112.00 | $8,706,120,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $41,904,930,816.00 | $16,922,300,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $42,179,284,992.00 | $9,027,770,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $42,592,866,304.00 | $21,606,700,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $42,923,270,144.00 | $37,765,500,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $42,974,978,048.00 | $11,822,600,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $43,318,538,240.00 | $16,992,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $43,634,642,944.00 | $12,003,900,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $45,890,629,632.00 | $7,460,490,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $46,299,099,136.00 | $9,982,940,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $46,418,903,040.00 | $11,484,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Cover Corner of League of Deonte Flowers | $47,902,511,104.00 | $9,574,250,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $49,473,208,320.00 | $11,616,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $49,567,473,664.00 | $12,263,900,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $49,733,697,536.00 | $12,077,900,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $52,543,520,768.00 | $18,678,100,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $53,188,644,864.00 | $12,024,400,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $55,197,773,824.00 | $12,478,500,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther Lineman of Bryan Michael Anderson | $60,779,065,344.00 | $9,295,240,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $64,253,300,736.00 | $12,547,200,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $69,126,463,488.00 | $13,366,500,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Defensive Lineman of Big Montravius Adams | $69,649,375,232.00 | $12,810,600,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $69,751,046,144.00 | $13,628,800,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $70,822,494,208.00 | $9,713,420,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $71,795,548,160.00 | $10,179,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Bearded Motorcycle Aficionados | $74,310,352,896.00 | $9,743,560,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $74,804,690,944.00 | $13,758,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $75,360,583,680.00 | $15,403,300,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $76,637,806,592.00 | $10,048,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $78,376,083,456.00 | $29,920,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $80,897,785,856.00 | $10,607,300,000,000.00 |
| The You Give Love a Banned Name of Big Manly Aromantics | $82,036,760,576.00 | $10,756,700,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $82,867,585,024.00 | $13,757,500,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $84,578,787,328.00 | $16,700,400,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $84,817,297,408.00 | $12,241,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $88,338,522,112.00 | $11,128,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $88,958,705,664.00 | $16,597,900,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $89,637,027,840.00 | $10,895,100,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $90,882,293,760.00 | $12,366,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $91,511,037,952.00 | $10,772,500,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban My Automobiles | $91,864,236,032.00 | $14,028,000,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $91,971,010,560.00 | $10,826,700,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $93,411,909,632.00 | $12,811,600,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $94,104,117,248.00 | $11,077,800,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $95,583,600,640.00 | $13,109,600,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Hindsight of Ban My Adept Shawn Spencer | $99,124,412,416.00 | $13,595,100,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $99,178,930,176.00 | $13,004,400,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $99,352,502,272.00 | $13,626,400,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $100,020,822,016.00 | $13,718,100,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $103,340,474,368.00 | $13,550,000,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $103,389,446,144.00 | $13,556,400,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Aficionados | $103,439,466,496.00 | $13,562,900,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Time All-American 'Cat of OT Brent Swaggert | $104,601,403,392.00 | $12,791,500,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $106,641,342,464.00 | $13,982,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $108,805,201,920.00 | $13,265,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BMA Puppet | $110,848,212,992.00 | $14,574,400,000,000.00 |
| The Empire of Made to Be Broken | $114,141,929,472.00 | $7,690,450,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemanite Motorcycle Aficionados | $117,018,828,800.00 | $14,742,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $121,082,855,424.00 | $13,152,400,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $121,257,410,560.00 | $3,356,940,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $126,149,730,304.00 | $13,398,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $126,167,621,632.00 | $14,852,300,000,000.00 |
| The Stars of Quasars Pulsars Magnetars and Monstars | $133,059,108,864.00 | $24,763,900,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $138,953,097,216.00 | $17,274,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $144,963,469,312.00 | $14,537,300,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $151,895,113,728.00 | $14,752,400,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $156,514,861,056.00 | $15,695,700,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $169,256,779,776.00 | $17,612,700,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bearded Motorcycle Alliance | $171,811,192,832.00 | $13,021,400,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $174,633,533,440.00 | $16,495,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Alliance | $174,930,477,056.00 | $13,257,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Brasilistani Motorcycle Alliance | $179,596,591,104.00 | $13,501,300,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $181,310,472,192.00 | $13,741,300,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $181,396,406,272.00 | $13,747,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $184,019,845,120.00 | $13,833,800,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $186,754,940,928.00 | $14,154,000,000,000.00 |
| The Runs Receptions and Returns of Bad Man Antwaan | $186,976,092,160.00 | $13,855,200,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $190,609,604,608.00 | $14,329,300,000,000.00 |
| The Preternatural Playmaking of Ban My Adroit Sean Spence | $192,924,909,568.00 | $14,503,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $194,739,470,336.00 | $14,530,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $199,069,466,624.00 | $14,965,300,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $204,694,683,648.00 | $15,273,400,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $206,107,459,584.00 | $15,177,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $209,798,381,568.00 | $15,357,800,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $211,198,476,288.00 | $15,460,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $211,384,582,144.00 | $9,182,380,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $214,468,755,456.00 | $15,892,400,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $229,923,422,208.00 | $16,831,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Blackacre Motorcycle Association | $229,959,057,408.00 | $16,833,600,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Based Motorcyclists of America | $235,558,223,872.00 | $17,243,500,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $236,993,003,520.00 | $17,162,700,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $247,386,406,912.00 | $17,915,400,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $276,797,947,904.00 | $19,774,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $277,103,738,880.00 | $12,042,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $279,950,753,792.00 | $11,918,000,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $400,439,050,240.00 | $13,373,600,000,000.00 |
