| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-513,570,996,224.00 | $11,413,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-253,350,084,608.00 | $9,577,990,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-226,316,697,600.00 | $10,789,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-226,041,839,616.00 | $10,375,700,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-174,217,396,224.00 | $11,602,500,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-172,720,586,752.00 | $13,446,400,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-165,370,036,224.00 | $8,587,510,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-159,460,245,504.00 | $16,503,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-154,328,203,264.00 | $9,341,470,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-144,930,258,944.00 | $9,471,190,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-143,236,628,480.00 | $10,678,100,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grebe Armada of Starlight | $-137,970,597,888.00 | $6,325,710,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-134,538,756,096.00 | $11,044,700,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-129,808,891,904.00 | $8,483,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-127,223,422,976.00 | $41,250,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-122,778,025,984.00 | $13,002,400,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-120,930,369,536.00 | $13,343,500,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-117,045,993,472.00 | $9,933,030,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Better of Bicycle-Motorcycle Alliance | $-97,481,965,568.00 | $12,264,200,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-95,973,859,328.00 | $14,640,300,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-94,894,825,472.00 | $9,786,300,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-94,518,403,072.00 | $10,007,100,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-94,387,560,448.00 | $11,321,600,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-94,186,594,304.00 | $11,297,500,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-93,895,516,160.00 | $10,489,100,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Blame My Automobile | $-93,577,453,568.00 | $10,161,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Brasilistani Motorcycle Aficionados | $-93,158,506,496.00 | $9,607,280,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Adjudicators of The Ball Four Declaration | $-92,976,340,992.00 | $9,092,980,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-92,765,839,360.00 | $10,593,600,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-92,620,857,344.00 | $7,273,910,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-92,420,055,040.00 | $11,474,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-92,321,587,200.00 | $10,313,300,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Moltevino Automobiles | $-92,113,870,848.00 | $9,499,540,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-91,919,720,448.00 | $10,496,900,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-91,229,822,976.00 | $9,408,370,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-91,128,160,256.00 | $13,166,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-90,800,373,760.00 | $9,860,210,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-90,743,816,192.00 | $10,362,700,000,000.00 |
| The 2 Wheels Good 4 Wheels Bad of Bicycle-Motorcycle Association | $-90,419,232,768.00 | $9,818,850,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-89,174,843,392.00 | $10,696,400,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-88,947,621,888.00 | $9,173,000,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-88,659,779,584.00 | $10,124,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-88,565,407,744.00 | $10,114,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-88,220,270,592.00 | $7,899,520,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Ban Marchenoirian Automobiles | $-87,854,260,224.00 | $14,470,200,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-87,784,210,432.00 | $9,532,750,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Marcheblanche Automobiles | $-87,740,588,032.00 | $12,116,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-87,056,351,232.00 | $12,021,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-87,040,131,072.00 | $10,440,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-85,390,581,760.00 | $8,321,440,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-84,999,593,984.00 | $11,715,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-84,596,580,352.00 | $8,595,690,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-84,084,121,600.00 | $12,542,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Career Games Started of Ban My Awful Stevenson Sylvester | $-83,003,596,800.00 | $13,094,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-80,745,635,840.00 | $10,647,800,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-76,655,820,800.00 | $12,994,600,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-75,994,628,096.00 | $18,618,900,000,000.00 |
| The Power Hitting Third Baseman of Big Man Aramis | $-75,104,927,744.00 | $9,738,850,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-72,961,867,776.00 | $12,042,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-70,586,605,568.00 | $11,970,100,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-69,815,779,328.00 | $13,041,600,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-67,920,453,632.00 | $13,759,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Shortstop of Bad Man Arky | $-65,546,194,944.00 | $13,010,200,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-64,894,124,032.00 | $9,736,830,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-63,491,575,808.00 | $9,726,500,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-62,658,588,672.00 | $9,580,430,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-61,623,660,544.00 | $10,011,200,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-61,481,353,216.00 | $7,243,060,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-61,268,152,320.00 | $10,896,200,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-60,635,455,488.00 | $13,517,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-60,587,245,568.00 | $7,522,160,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-59,476,389,888.00 | $7,781,430,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-57,471,143,936.00 | $7,921,390,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-56,595,931,136.00 | $5,675,640,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-56,581,402,624.00 | $8,667,890,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-55,814,115,328.00 | $10,673,700,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-55,545,901,056.00 | $13,494,100,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-55,447,605,248.00 | $10,603,700,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-55,011,958,784.00 | $14,342,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-54,690,103,296.00 | $13,286,100,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-54,510,641,152.00 | $8,334,600,000,000.00 |
| The Nonsense Word of IOISSSB | $-54,427,045,888.00 | $15,339,200,000,000.00 |
| The Trusty Linebacker of Loren Toews | $-54,344,916,992.00 | $6,402,330,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-53,840,289,792.00 | $14,037,100,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-52,943,020,032.00 | $8,522,160,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-52,852,072,448.00 | $8,507,540,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-52,770,000,896.00 | $14,757,000,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-52,571,492,352.00 | $10,941,800,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-52,156,063,744.00 | $8,841,440,000,000.00 |
| The Piggy's Perpetual Excuse of Blame My Asthma | $-52,135,657,472.00 | $14,579,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-51,669,274,624.00 | $8,758,930,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-50,924,802,048.00 | $9,577,330,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-49,088,876,544.00 | $7,133,860,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-48,164,958,208.00 | $10,024,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-47,661,809,664.00 | $14,290,100,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of RB1 Chad Newell | $-47,604,678,656.00 | $8,499,320,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-47,459,987,456.00 | $7,256,560,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Association | $-47,069,659,136.00 | $16,199,600,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Tool Pirate Center Fielder of Bat Man Andy | $-45,542,604,800.00 | $9,507,450,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-45,193,965,568.00 | $13,550,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Blackacre Motorcycle Aficionados | $-45,089,497,088.00 | $8,272,620,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-45,062,836,224.00 | $14,482,100,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of BMA Update Bender | $-44,709,494,784.00 | $10,765,500,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-44,659,503,104.00 | $6,700,750,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-44,452,491,264.00 | $11,403,000,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-44,309,983,232.00 | $15,249,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-42,882,236,416.00 | $9,955,300,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-41,504,899,072.00 | $1,121,480,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-40,623,669,248.00 | $8,049,550,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-38,955,749,376.00 | $10,893,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-38,740,721,664.00 | $11,845,500,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Move the Soul of Bigtopian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-38,159,822,848.00 | $9,188,500,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-38,101,405,696.00 | $11,649,900,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-37,685,424,128.00 | $9,825,290,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-36,361,338,880.00 | $12,087,500,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-35,985,727,488.00 | $11,962,600,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-35,895,865,344.00 | $11,536,200,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-35,816,067,072.00 | $10,094,100,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-35,746,791,424.00 | $5,433,830,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Brancalandian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-35,601,657,856.00 | $9,955,670,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-35,517,530,112.00 | $5,717,190,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-35,168,608,256.00 | $10,544,200,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-34,400,923,648.00 | $12,464,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-34,329,655,296.00 | $12,664,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-33,156,009,984.00 | $13,114,500,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-32,817,555,456.00 | $6,779,760,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-31,894,736,896.00 | $6,319,910,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-31,580,889,088.00 | $7,040,280,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-31,443,324,928.00 | $13,650,700,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-30,741,843,968.00 | $11,138,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-30,678,804,480.00 | $13,971,300,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-30,365,009,920.00 | $8,557,880,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-30,339,667,968.00 | $10,992,800,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-30,281,308,160.00 | $6,664,790,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-29,897,568,256.00 | $12,979,500,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Moltovean Automobiles | $-29,817,270,272.00 | $11,794,000,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-29,568,692,224.00 | $5,012,480,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-29,288,769,536.00 | $15,501,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-29,203,109,888.00 | $7,604,250,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Bobcat Scorer of League of Dissly Fans | $-28,999,041,024.00 | $5,555,810,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-28,830,431,232.00 | $3,220,650,000,000.00 |
| The High-Pointing Deep Threat of Lance Defense Force | $-28,580,638,720.00 | $5,475,640,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-27,600,736,256.00 | $13,197,800,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-27,544,129,536.00 | $7,762,820,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-27,447,142,400.00 | $13,412,500,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-27,240,642,560.00 | $13,025,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-26,974,279,680.00 | $14,276,500,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of The Bannedlands | $-26,902,851,584.00 | $3,728,540,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-26,396,241,920.00 | $9,564,080,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-26,387,922,944.00 | $9,560,910,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-26,087,254,016.00 | $7,976,460,000,000.00 |
| The Long Tall Tight End of Logan Thomas | $-25,913,126,912.00 | $10,263,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-25,812,682,752.00 | $6,215,450,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-25,124,573,184.00 | $5,229,270,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sean | $-25,033,453,568.00 | $5,580,690,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-24,808,974,336.00 | $8,247,130,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-24,760,039,424.00 | $8,230,950,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-24,593,276,928.00 | $8,175,460,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-24,314,976,256.00 | $8,082,970,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-24,273,154,048.00 | $8,069,100,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-24,138,205,184.00 | $8,745,950,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-23,640,446,976.00 | $5,368,170,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-23,266,269,184.00 | $6,557,110,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-22,527,750,144.00 | $4,688,740,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-22,092,654,592.00 | $7,356,120,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-21,966,512,128.00 | $8,700,610,000,000.00 |
| The Stolen Meme Puppet Format of After eating ice cream The Eltran | $-21,925,384,192.00 | $7,300,380,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-21,783,781,376.00 | $10,416,500,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-21,630,144,512.00 | $7,190,520,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-21,588,289,536.00 | $11,425,900,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-21,375,201,280.00 | $8,466,380,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-21,073,823,744.00 | $7,005,550,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-20,956,139,520.00 | $12,347,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-20,581,193,728.00 | $12,030,900,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-20,235,649,024.00 | $8,784,910,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-20,091,209,728.00 | $8,722,300,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-19,921,762,304.00 | $5,187,510,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-19,066,396,672.00 | $9,117,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-19,023,319,040.00 | $9,096,460,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-18,910,650,368.00 | $9,042,530,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sansted | $-18,905,716,736.00 | $4,697,420,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-18,764,408,832.00 | $20,665,800,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-18,658,936,832.00 | $7,390,390,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-18,558,720,000.00 | $12,259,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-17,825,361,920.00 | $9,593,950,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-17,152,491,520.00 | $9,078,080,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-16,923,667,456.00 | $11,179,600,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of RB1 Adam Jones | $-16,400,321,536.00 | $839,574,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-16,348,750,848.00 | $7,817,510,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sebastian | $-16,336,350,208.00 | $4,910,370,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-16,096,762,880.00 | $9,484,560,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Raider Brexit 2026 | $-15,950,256,128.00 | $844,378,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Ace Pitcher of Big Man AJ | $-15,790,408,704.00 | $9,303,930,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-14,430,702,592.00 | $9,532,800,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-13,481,491,456.00 | $10,057,600,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-12,809,769,984.00 | $8,461,940,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-12,596,370,432.00 | $8,321,190,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-12,095,331,328.00 | $2,393,480,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-12,082,409,472.00 | $10,299,700,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-12,072,452,096.00 | $14,043,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandland | $-12,050,021,376.00 | $5,231,380,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-11,551,620,096.00 | $4,766,750,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-11,512,212,480.00 | $6,783,160,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-10,144,464,896.00 | $8,647,580,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-9,158,029,312.00 | $10,653,100,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-9,139,699,712.00 | $10,632,000,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-8,445,751,808.00 | $14,733,600,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-8,340,152,832.00 | $10,148,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-7,281,512,960.00 | $6,645,040,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-7,071,733,760.00 | $2,800,980,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-6,951,420,928.00 | $7,145,790,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-6,557,237,760.00 | $7,937,230,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of The Ballpark | $-6,347,298,304.00 | $7,383,580,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-4,875,376,640.00 | $10,957,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bozemanite Motorcycle Association | $-4,693,728,256.00 | $14,157,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-4,656,718,336.00 | $3,473,980,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-4,235,298,560.00 | $12,775,200,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-2,961,179,904.00 | $7,782,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of Allstralia | $-2,927,114,752.00 | $877,611,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-2,831,350,272.00 | $8,539,850,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-2,746,025,984.00 | $15,037,400,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-2,550,987,776.00 | $5,733,020,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-2,496,576,512.00 | $6,561,550,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of BARQs Trooper | $-2,444,781,312.00 | $364,684,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-2,438,916,608.00 | $5,480,840,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-2,175,549,440.00 | $11,911,100,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steven | $-1,763,383,680.00 | $211,515,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Galactic Armada of Skenes | $-1,589,183,744.00 | $250,708,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Yamaha Motors | $-1,546,969,600.00 | $60,992,300,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Kenneth Gainwell RB2 | $-1,526,271,744.00 | $67,729,800,000.00 |
| The Federation of The Galactic Armada of Sleeplessness | $-1,503,608,320.00 | $269,474,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-919,033,600.00 | $8,485,580,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-840,992,576.00 | $7,801,490,000,000.00 |
| The Holy Empire of Cope-hagen | $-760,711,552.00 | $37,234,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of TE3 Jonnu Smith | $-692,883,840.00 | $41,211,400,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of Donkey Hotay | $-692,883,840.00 | $41,211,400,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of The Galactic Armada of Silliness | $-385,815,648.00 | $58,280,100,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Targ-area | $-385,750,752.00 | $39,781,700,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Monroe Attitude | $-378,300,640.00 | $72,960,800,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Eltran Starry Force | $-366,588,768.00 | $46,120,500,000.00 |
| The Community of Eltran Space Port | $-361,749,344.00 | $47,703,400,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of Big Monroe Air | $-356,911,968.00 | $49,286,300,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of The Galactic Armada of Samuel | $-307,467,456.00 | $92,186,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Osmosis Throwdowns | $-274,560,864.00 | $57,901,400,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Jaylen Warren RB1 | $-228,701,312.00 | $63,955,100,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of Yamaha Heavy Industries | $-221,377,664.00 | $66,373,900,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Bonafide Clutch | $-203,289,360.00 | $56,849,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Eltran Starry Fleet | $-184,977,824.00 | $78,482,300,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Chaps | $-106,834,120.00 | $42,257,200,000.00 |
| The Colony of Big Monroe Altitude | $115,685,808.00 | $37,406,800,000.00 |
| The Most Serene Republic of Targ area | $130,145,232.00 | $42,082,700,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of The Greetings Armada of Starlight | $200,604,624.00 | $46,376,900,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Biggie Crossover | $294,498,240.00 | $52,112,200,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gainwell Armada of Starlight | $699,884,608.00 | $198,231,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Copinghagen | $723,169,216.00 | $75,970,500,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of French Sipper | $2,401,629,184.00 | $607,456,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $2,962,474,240.00 | $10,403,800,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $3,148,869,376.00 | $8,575,570,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $5,301,060,608.00 | $8,483,210,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $5,804,840,960.00 | $12,465,100,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $6,103,015,424.00 | $9,766,780,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $6,548,026,368.00 | $10,299,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $6,842,104,832.00 | $14,693,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $7,046,832,640.00 | $13,631,800,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $7,164,487,168.00 | $9,024,890,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $7,286,418,944.00 | $6,245,540,000,000.00 |
| The Shoulda Played Volleyball of Ban My Abysmal Scott Shields | $8,249,286,144.00 | $15,959,000,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $8,811,564,032.00 | $9,323,570,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $8,881,870,848.00 | $9,397,510,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $10,324,208,640.00 | $13,005,100,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $10,349,194,240.00 | $10,950,400,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $10,393,088,000.00 | $9,551,460,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $11,930,309,632.00 | $10,964,400,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $12,054,382,592.00 | $11,078,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $12,172,723,200.00 | $15,333,900,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $14,311,365,632.00 | $9,043,940,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $15,436,859,392.00 | $9,755,490,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Carburetors of Biketoberfest Cavemen | $15,541,722,112.00 | $9,821,610,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $17,170,102,272.00 | $14,034,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $17,316,423,680.00 | $9,605,020,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $18,376,988,672.00 | $15,020,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rim-Rocking Slam Dunks of Afro Thunder | $18,837,895,168.00 | $17,313,000,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $18,972,340,224.00 | $11,355,000,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $20,001,730,560.00 | $11,094,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $21,059,971,072.00 | $12,404,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $21,434,361,856.00 | $10,094,000,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $21,656,406,016.00 | $9,502,240,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Aficionados | $23,570,882,560.00 | $13,236,000,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $23,997,734,912.00 | $13,475,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $25,264,121,856.00 | $9,619,030,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $25,839,187,968.00 | $5,083,320,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $27,096,115,200.00 | $14,836,200,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $27,307,800,576.00 | $22,321,500,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $27,554,310,144.00 | $10,491,200,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $27,903,799,296.00 | $14,932,800,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $27,995,060,224.00 | $8,290,810,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $28,627,867,648.00 | $15,004,200,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $30,121,658,368.00 | $8,469,520,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $30,131,531,776.00 | $13,845,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $30,412,912,640.00 | $13,974,600,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $31,291,832,320.00 | $14,378,400,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $31,522,992,128.00 | $10,192,800,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $31,684,861,952.00 | $16,606,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $31,990,372,352.00 | $18,842,500,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $31,996,176,384.00 | $18,846,100,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Godfrey Armada of Starlight | $34,111,107,072.00 | $7,411,830,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $34,675,843,072.00 | $17,005,700,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $34,699,337,728.00 | $17,017,700,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $35,125,665,792.00 | $17,226,900,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $37,018,025,984.00 | $8,043,480,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $37,076,008,960.00 | $15,343,500,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $37,181,059,072.00 | $19,537,600,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $38,221,910,016.00 | $15,346,600,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $38,999,023,616.00 | $35,745,500,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $39,342,751,744.00 | $11,143,200,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $39,370,072,064.00 | $6,503,910,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $40,123,637,760.00 | $11,364,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $41,174,880,256.00 | $9,023,350,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Cover Corner of League of Deonte Flowers | $41,905,061,888.00 | $8,529,330,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $42,574,479,360.00 | $10,803,800,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $44,216,360,960.00 | $10,958,600,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $44,941,684,736.00 | $10,756,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $45,637,545,984.00 | $11,581,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $46,626,279,424.00 | $16,901,700,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $48,931,237,888.00 | $11,312,100,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $50,878,496,768.00 | $11,762,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther Lineman of Bryan Michael Anderson | $56,088,354,816.00 | $8,756,520,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $57,218,965,504.00 | $11,351,700,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $61,614,915,584.00 | $12,092,400,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $63,151,300,608.00 | $9,062,500,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Defensive Lineman of Big Montravius Adams | $64,375,455,744.00 | $12,038,700,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $64,756,047,872.00 | $12,884,700,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $65,475,256,320.00 | $9,134,010,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $67,003,969,536.00 | $13,979,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Bearded Motorcycle Aficionados | $68,748,058,624.00 | $9,156,330,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $69,501,681,664.00 | $12,997,400,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $71,076,872,192.00 | $9,466,410,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $72,592,293,888.00 | $28,335,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $75,098,947,584.00 | $10,002,200,000,000.00 |
| The You Give Love a Banned Name of Big Manly Aromantics | $76,232,155,136.00 | $10,153,100,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $76,767,141,888.00 | $12,926,400,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $77,465,673,728.00 | $15,557,200,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $78,296,096,768.00 | $11,512,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $79,664,930,816.00 | $15,033,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $82,289,876,992.00 | $10,518,000,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $83,230,507,008.00 | $10,253,500,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $83,433,496,576.00 | $11,478,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $84,902,273,024.00 | $10,121,200,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban My Automobiles | $85,149,687,808.00 | $13,164,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $85,371,650,048.00 | $10,177,200,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $86,537,904,128.00 | $12,072,400,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $87,432,773,632.00 | $10,422,800,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $88,330,100,736.00 | $12,322,500,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $91,696,545,792.00 | $12,212,800,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Hindsight of Ban My Adept Shawn Spencer | $91,929,690,112.00 | $12,824,600,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $92,214,173,696.00 | $12,864,200,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Time All-American 'Cat of OT Brent Swaggert | $92,811,378,688.00 | $11,444,500,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $92,900,990,976.00 | $12,960,000,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $95,776,284,672.00 | $12,756,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Aficionados | $95,841,222,656.00 | $12,764,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $95,889,424,384.00 | $12,771,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $97,637,670,912.00 | $12,014,900,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $99,254,550,528.00 | $13,219,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BMA Puppet | $102,933,307,392.00 | $13,744,900,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemanite Motorcycle Aficionados | $108,858,982,400.00 | $13,913,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $113,137,164,288.00 | $12,419,400,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $113,843,388,416.00 | $3,157,150,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $117,162,303,488.00 | $13,966,900,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $117,854,330,880.00 | $12,643,200,000,000.00 |
| The Stars of Quasars Pulsars Magnetars and Monstars | $123,196,882,944.00 | $23,184,800,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $128,656,310,272.00 | $16,168,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $135,737,810,944.00 | $13,730,400,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $141,738,360,832.00 | $13,875,700,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $144,357,343,232.00 | $14,602,300,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $157,999,661,056.00 | $16,598,200,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bearded Motorcycle Alliance | $159,908,691,968.00 | $12,231,200,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Alliance | $162,914,435,072.00 | $12,461,100,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $163,770,302,464.00 | $15,582,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Brasilistani Motorcycle Alliance | $167,178,731,520.00 | $12,678,600,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $168,870,477,824.00 | $12,916,700,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $169,684,713,472.00 | $12,979,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $171,503,566,848.00 | $13,006,600,000,000.00 |
| The Runs Receptions and Returns of Bad Man Antwaan | $173,811,171,328.00 | $12,983,800,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $174,600,732,672.00 | $13,355,000,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $178,241,110,016.00 | $13,517,600,000,000.00 |
| The Preternatural Playmaking of Ban My Adroit Sean Spence | $180,153,319,424.00 | $13,662,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $181,586,771,968.00 | $13,663,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $186,126,057,472.00 | $14,115,600,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $187,007,598,592.00 | $18,042,100,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $191,827,476,480.00 | $14,434,000,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $191,868,928,000.00 | $14,239,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $195,160,162,304.00 | $14,392,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $196,792,664,064.00 | $14,513,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $198,698,303,488.00 | $8,681,980,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $201,078,751,232.00 | $15,020,700,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $215,516,921,856.00 | $15,894,200,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Blackacre Motorcycle Association | $215,516,921,856.00 | $15,894,200,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Based Motorcyclists of America | $221,213,409,280.00 | $16,314,300,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $221,724,999,680.00 | $16,168,400,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $231,822,540,800.00 | $16,904,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $258,759,409,664.00 | $11,289,600,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $259,777,314,816.00 | $18,675,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $261,689,049,088.00 | $11,202,300,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $375,812,980,736.00 | $12,600,900,000,000.00 |
