| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-600,695,701,504.00 | $13,448,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-291,638,509,568.00 | $11,119,400,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-265,833,480,192.00 | $12,776,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-264,902,787,072.00 | $12,258,200,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-203,416,141,824.00 | $13,691,900,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grebe Armada of Starlight | $-199,287,685,120.00 | $9,200,440,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-195,927,818,240.00 | $15,453,400,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-187,552,382,976.00 | $9,873,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-185,644,204,032.00 | $19,529,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-174,723,891,200.00 | $10,732,100,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-164,257,480,704.00 | $10,898,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-162,709,913,600.00 | $12,375,600,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-156,473,065,472.00 | $13,028,000,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-149,640,167,424.00 | $9,928,940,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-142,765,113,344.00 | $15,355,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-140,690,407,424.00 | $47,348,000,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-140,501,532,672.00 | $15,749,000,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-132,967,710,720.00 | $11,498,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-116,321,820,672.00 | $9,263,250,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-110,278,164,480.00 | $10,019,400,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-109,448,929,280.00 | $11,826,500,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Better of Bicycle-Motorcycle Alliance | $-108,803,448,832.00 | $14,036,800,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-108,093,997,056.00 | $12,329,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-107,571,175,424.00 | $11,361,900,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-106,862,936,064.00 | $16,826,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-106,833,199,104.00 | $12,185,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-106,355,376,128.00 | $13,077,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-106,340,532,224.00 | $10,519,600,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-106,263,871,488.00 | $13,483,600,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-106,128,752,640.00 | $13,049,800,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Adjudicators of The Ball Four Declaration | $-105,963,520,000.00 | $10,610,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-105,907,838,976.00 | $10,926,300,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Blame My Automobile | $-105,833,619,456.00 | $11,774,200,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Brasilistani Motorcycle Aficionados | $-105,828,909,056.00 | $11,177,900,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-105,098,960,896.00 | $12,299,700,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Moltevino Automobiles | $-104,573,206,528.00 | $11,045,200,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-104,273,141,760.00 | $12,203,100,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-103,678,246,912.00 | $10,950,700,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-103,354,171,392.00 | $11,498,300,000,000.00 |
| The 2 Wheels Good 4 Wheels Bad of Bicycle-Motorcycle Association | $-102,719,193,088.00 | $11,427,700,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-102,560,464,896.00 | $12,002,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-102,271,328,256.00 | $15,168,100,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-101,684,944,896.00 | $10,740,200,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-101,103,304,704.00 | $12,431,800,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-100,847,747,072.00 | $11,802,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-100,633,542,656.00 | $11,777,100,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-100,115,521,536.00 | $11,138,000,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Marcheblanche Automobiles | $-99,277,635,584.00 | $14,067,600,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-99,141,550,080.00 | $12,190,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-98,538,946,560.00 | $13,962,900,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Ban Marchenoirian Automobiles | $-98,421,719,040.00 | $16,658,700,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-97,993,965,568.00 | $13,818,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-95,219,638,272.00 | $14,568,700,000,000.00 |
| The Two Career Games Started of Ban My Awful Stevenson Sylvester | $-93,769,687,040.00 | $15,195,900,000,000.00 |
| The Power Hitting Third Baseman of Big Man Aramis | $-93,503,389,696.00 | $12,330,700,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-92,560,424,960.00 | $12,520,500,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-88,276,819,968.00 | $15,347,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-84,578,983,936.00 | $21,376,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-82,703,581,184.00 | $14,154,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Shortstop of Bad Man Arky | $-81,675,247,616.00 | $16,536,900,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-80,119,439,360.00 | $15,398,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-79,786,557,440.00 | $13,916,500,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-79,785,467,904.00 | $12,495,100,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-77,772,505,088.00 | $16,224,900,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-76,294,717,440.00 | $9,181,660,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-76,076,433,408.00 | $2,068,050,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-75,044,306,944.00 | $9,522,200,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-74,188,070,912.00 | $11,465,400,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-73,605,701,632.00 | $9,847,050,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-72,622,866,432.00 | $7,429,780,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-71,310,237,696.00 | $11,312,700,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-71,178,485,760.00 | $10,037,200,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-70,678,347,776.00 | $11,844,000,000,000.00 |
| The Trusty Linebacker of Loren Toews | $-69,170,085,888.00 | $8,324,300,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-68,749,410,304.00 | $15,996,000,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-68,119,048,192.00 | $12,580,200,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-67,557,875,712.00 | $10,580,200,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-66,448,187,392.00 | $9,830,770,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-65,482,588,160.00 | $10,803,000,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-65,467,707,392.00 | $10,800,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-64,741,199,872.00 | $10,270,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-64,067,899,392.00 | $11,138,400,000,000.00 |
| The Four-time All Big Sky Player of RB1 Chad Newell | $-63,945,609,216.00 | $11,716,900,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-63,737,643,008.00 | $12,615,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-63,607,521,280.00 | $11,058,400,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-63,092,195,328.00 | $12,487,700,000,000.00 |
| The Nonsense Word of IOISSSB | $-60,889,358,336.00 | $18,030,400,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-60,521,390,080.00 | $9,478,200,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-60,297,396,224.00 | $15,531,800,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-59,944,824,832.00 | $12,938,700,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-59,459,289,088.00 | $16,468,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-58,750,005,248.00 | $12,680,700,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-58,521,169,920.00 | $16,208,200,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-58,102,571,008.00 | $11,222,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-56,998,973,440.00 | $16,966,000,000,000.00 |
| The Piggy's Perpetual Excuse of Blame My Asthma | $-56,465,190,912.00 | $16,807,200,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Tool Pirate Center Fielder of Bat Man Andy | $-56,223,604,736.00 | $12,073,700,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of RB1 Adam Jones | $-54,889,230,336.00 | $2,834,570,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-54,599,569,408.00 | $8,438,090,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Raider Brexit 2026 | $-54,340,886,528.00 | $2,902,060,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-51,950,440,448.00 | $16,614,100,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-51,741,024,256.00 | $10,537,900,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Association | $-50,564,374,528.00 | $18,648,600,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of BMA Update Bender | $-50,475,368,448.00 | $12,710,800,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-50,199,367,680.00 | $13,300,300,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Blackacre Motorcycle Aficionados | $-50,134,650,880.00 | $9,641,080,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-49,782,370,304.00 | $15,920,800,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-49,568,583,680.00 | $7,708,130,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-49,234,178,048.00 | $11,779,100,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-49,145,368,576.00 | $16,885,600,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-48,024,051,712.00 | $17,711,900,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-44,604,428,288.00 | $5,087,630,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Move the Soul of Bigtopian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-44,040,515,584.00 | $11,090,300,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-43,861,868,544.00 | $7,236,150,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-43,366,825,984.00 | $13,970,100,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-43,350,487,040.00 | $12,836,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-42,606,120,960.00 | $13,725,000,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-42,265,190,400.00 | $12,580,500,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-41,310,818,304.00 | $11,441,500,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-40,905,592,832.00 | $9,269,430,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Yamaha Motors | $-40,869,191,680.00 | $1,625,110,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-40,626,769,920.00 | $14,272,400,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Kenneth Gainwell RB2 | $-40,443,842,560.00 | $1,810,230,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-40,212,295,680.00 | $14,126,700,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-39,823,212,544.00 | $8,570,840,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of The Bannedlands | $-39,347,044,352.00 | $5,594,810,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-39,141,384,192.00 | $7,971,770,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Brancalandian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-39,012,134,912.00 | $11,612,100,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-38,722,564,096.00 | $13,304,500,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-38,365,122,560.00 | $8,926,530,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-38,334,230,528.00 | $12,259,600,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-38,228,942,848.00 | $14,688,200,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-37,725,442,048.00 | $6,558,690,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Bobcat Scorer of League of Dissly Fans | $-36,751,155,200.00 | $7,322,820,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-36,696,596,480.00 | $14,545,300,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-36,671,991,808.00 | $14,090,100,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-36,243,570,688.00 | $13,925,400,000,000.00 |
| The High-Pointing Deep Threat of Lance Defense Force | $-36,096,221,184.00 | $7,192,290,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-35,788,574,720.00 | $10,597,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-35,349,000,192.00 | $15,065,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-35,006,226,432.00 | $9,554,170,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sean | $-34,585,935,872.00 | $8,047,160,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-34,553,790,464.00 | $16,039,600,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-33,414,971,392.00 | $7,212,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-33,228,199,936.00 | $9,839,530,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-33,053,872,128.00 | $15,343,300,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-32,883,822,592.00 | $18,816,800,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-32,739,000,320.00 | $12,578,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-32,625,481,728.00 | $16,111,100,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-32,565,788,672.00 | $12,512,200,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-32,370,888,704.00 | $8,151,670,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Moltovean Automobiles | $-32,344,459,264.00 | $13,784,700,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of The Galactic Aroallos of Starlight | $-31,493,588,992.00 | $1,252,300,000,000.00 |
| The Long Tall Tight End of Logan Thomas | $-31,467,655,168.00 | $13,268,500,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-31,332,880,384.00 | $7,395,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-31,319,185,408.00 | $10,089,100,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of The Galactic Armada of Sloppers | $-31,110,053,888.00 | $1,237,050,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-30,930,059,264.00 | $6,676,030,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-30,408,312,832.00 | $15,627,000,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-29,993,558,016.00 | $15,413,800,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-29,627,650,048.00 | $10,408,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-29,476,046,848.00 | $10,355,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-29,436,723,200.00 | $10,341,200,000,000.00 |
| The Stolen Meme Puppet Format of After eating ice cream The Eltran | $-29,374,486,528.00 | $10,294,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-29,346,461,696.00 | $16,792,500,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-29,327,935,488.00 | $15,595,700,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-29,232,840,704.00 | $10,269,500,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-29,114,343,424.00 | $10,227,900,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-29,074,679,808.00 | $8,609,590,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-28,518,672,384.00 | $10,957,300,000,000.00 |
| The Nova Marshal of Eltran Based Force | $-27,626,952,704.00 | $7,152,620,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-27,495,464,960.00 | $9,635,900,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Horizon Ryo Troops | $-27,009,290,240.00 | $985,992,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-26,616,508,416.00 | $13,678,300,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-26,599,739,392.00 | $9,344,550,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sansted | $-26,241,796,096.00 | $6,793,980,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-26,235,318,272.00 | $7,160,320,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-26,119,294,976.00 | $9,175,750,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-26,043,203,584.00 | $10,981,100,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-25,569,032,192.00 | $10,781,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of The Dirt Bag | $-24,620,464,128.00 | $883,868,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-24,449,611,776.00 | $15,685,800,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-24,331,802,624.00 | $13,923,100,000,000.00 |
| The Constitutional Monarchy of The Dirt-Bag | $-24,203,845,632.00 | $836,655,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-24,005,451,776.00 | $11,143,100,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-23,811,393,536.00 | $11,052,900,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-22,958,438,400.00 | $9,680,480,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of Starklight | $-22,768,324,608.00 | $668,006,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sebastian | $-22,550,730,752.00 | $7,106,710,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-22,501,732,352.00 | $11,563,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-22,471,393,280.00 | $11,548,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-22,311,530,496.00 | $11,466,000,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Sandy Claws | $-22,178,619,392.00 | $1,172,040,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-20,803,164,160.00 | $12,081,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-20,426,307,584.00 | $14,817,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-20,361,955,328.00 | $13,927,800,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-20,172,763,136.00 | $14,633,300,000,000.00 |
| The Holy Empire of Cope-hagen | $-20,127,619,072.00 | $996,231,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-20,113,514,496.00 | $11,509,100,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-19,962,363,904.00 | $10,258,800,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-19,023,042,560.00 | $24,402,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-18,693,965,824.00 | $11,993,500,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of Donkey Hotay | $-18,636,599,296.00 | $1,122,090,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Ace Pitcher of Big Man AJ | $-18,395,951,104.00 | $11,802,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-16,739,634,176.00 | $12,142,600,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Dirtbag | $-16,536,600,576.00 | $670,713,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandland | $-16,402,882,560.00 | $7,614,050,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-15,402,909,696.00 | $12,748,100,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-15,251,555,328.00 | $11,063,300,000,000.00 |
| The Theocracy of BARQs Trooper | $-15,089,074,176.00 | $2,308,650,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-15,011,446,784.00 | $10,889,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-14,934,658,048.00 | $6,657,310,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-14,550,228,992.00 | $9,334,880,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Galactic Armada of Starry | $-13,985,500,160.00 | $567,242,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-13,923,587,072.00 | $2,794,350,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-13,636,109,312.00 | $13,062,600,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of The Galactic Armada of Stringcheese | $-13,112,196,096.00 | $899,534,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-13,074,896,896.00 | $17,765,400,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of The Galactic Aro-allos of Starlight | $-12,863,440,896.00 | $882,469,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-12,037,724,160.00 | $5,075,720,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-11,790,358,528.00 | $11,294,700,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steven | $-11,168,336,896.00 | $1,373,270,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Galactic Armada of Skenes | $-10,164,054,016.00 | $1,647,140,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Targ-area | $-10,108,798,976.00 | $1,067,720,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-9,941,196,800.00 | $13,508,100,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-9,934,713,856.00 | $13,499,000,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of The Galactic Armada of Sleeplessness | $-9,721,686,016.00 | $1,791,870,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Eltran Starry Force | $-9,564,758,016.00 | $1,233,960,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of Big Monroe Air | $-9,441,215,488.00 | $1,337,820,000,000.00 |
| The Community of Eltran Space Port | $-9,406,003,200.00 | $1,272,330,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of The Galactic Armada of Silliness | $-9,159,854,080.00 | $1,420,820,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-8,500,286,976.00 | $18,698,000,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Monroe Attitude | $-8,265,644,544.00 | $3,350,500,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Osmosis Throwdowns | $-8,145,952,768.00 | $1,769,860,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of Allstralia | $-8,124,755,968.00 | $2,598,340,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of The Galactic Armchairs of Starlight | $-7,909,177,344.00 | $1,173,030,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-7,572,262,912.00 | $8,735,220,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of The Ballpark | $-7,492,688,896.00 | $10,180,800,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-7,413,264,384.00 | $6,135,350,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-7,202,820,608.00 | $9,081,880,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-7,095,168,000.00 | $11,795,700,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Starklight and HorEisen | $-6,741,226,496.00 | $828,911,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Starklight and Frierizon | $-6,241,552,896.00 | $925,701,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gotoh Armada of Starlight | $-6,177,884,160.00 | $797,016,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Bonafide Clutch | $-5,820,429,824.00 | $1,732,490,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Jaylen Warren RB1 | $-5,748,877,824.00 | $1,711,170,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Himmel Revolutionary Troops | $-5,688,567,808.00 | $962,830,000,000.00 |
| The People's Republic of The Galactic Armada of Samuel | $-5,610,642,944.00 | $1,794,310,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of Yamaha Heavy Industries | $-5,581,718,528.00 | $1,785,090,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-5,272,148,992.00 | $9,215,120,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Eltran Motorcycle Force Recon | $-4,778,471,424.00 | $1,641,800,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Chaps | $-4,720,463,872.00 | $2,011,810,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Eltran Starry Fleet | $-4,650,439,168.00 | $2,132,480,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-3,994,632,448.00 | $13,852,700,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Galactic Aromantics of Starlight | $-3,881,815,552.00 | $1,538,620,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of The Galactic Armada of Starklight | $-3,863,383,296.00 | $1,235,550,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Territories of The Galactic Armada of Squids | $-3,599,503,360.00 | $1,650,600,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of Hitori Revolutionary Troops | $-2,540,048,896.00 | $1,458,080,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-2,294,752,000.00 | $7,957,600,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-2,208,395,264.00 | $7,659,110,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bozemanite Motorcycle Association | $-2,088,157,184.00 | $16,477,300,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-2,070,176,256.00 | $9,806,920,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-1,911,432,960.00 | $15,075,200,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-1,823,342,848.00 | $8,638,290,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-1,380,878,464.00 | $10,893,400,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-1,288,294,144.00 | $18,172,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-1,067,705,344.00 | $15,065,700,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $475,718,528.00 | $10,717,800,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $563,465,600.00 | $9,910,420,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Dunk and Egg | $589,112,128.00 | $1,085,300,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Galactic Armchair of Starlight | $2,143,848,704.00 | $911,902,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of Heiter Revolutionary Troops | $2,808,944,128.00 | $751,981,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Big Monroe Altitude | $3,678,105,344.00 | $1,113,090,000,000.00 |
| The Most Serene Republic of Targ area | $3,732,246,528.00 | $1,129,460,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Republic of The Gainwell Armada of Starlight | $4,990,164,480.00 | $1,335,920,000,000.00 |
| The State-Sanctioned Sea Dogs of Eltran Privateers | $5,383,928,320.00 | $4,853,610,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of The Greetings Armada of Starlight | $5,715,975,168.00 | $1,265,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $5,802,648,576.00 | $12,349,500,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $6,185,682,432.00 | $9,928,320,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of Biggie Crossover | $8,243,457,024.00 | $1,415,960,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $8,368,059,392.00 | $10,772,000,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of French Sipper | $8,664,443,904.00 | $2,075,540,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $9,723,912,192.00 | $15,073,600,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $9,945,502,720.00 | $12,802,000,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $10,543,623,168.00 | $13,019,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $10,571,217,920.00 | $15,963,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $11,193,393,152.00 | $17,352,700,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $11,435,578,368.00 | $11,877,500,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $11,706,932,224.00 | $8,599,070,000,000.00 |
| The Shoulda Played Volleyball of Ban My Abysmal Scott Shields | $12,104,782,848.00 | $18,278,900,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $13,561,059,328.00 | $12,224,900,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $13,635,617,792.00 | $12,292,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $14,536,276,992.00 | $15,098,400,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $15,392,527,360.00 | $13,876,700,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $15,679,165,440.00 | $12,566,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $17,319,606,272.00 | $13,881,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $17,508,288,512.00 | $18,184,600,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $17,632,049,152.00 | $14,131,500,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $19,157,018,624.00 | $10,534,100,000,000.00 |
| The Incorporated States of Copinghagen | $19,833,378,816.00 | $2,045,240,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $20,434,290,688.00 | $11,236,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Carburetors of Biketoberfest Cavemen | $20,534,423,552.00 | $11,291,500,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $23,509,889,024.00 | $17,051,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $23,573,948,416.00 | $12,152,500,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $24,577,425,408.00 | $13,364,700,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $24,990,943,232.00 | $18,125,600,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of TE3 Jonnu Smith | $25,121,603,584.00 | $1,162,770,000,000.00 |
| The Rim-Rocking Slam Dunks of Afro Thunder | $25,408,362,496.00 | $20,363,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $27,354,992,640.00 | $11,635,700,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $28,217,321,472.00 | $14,546,500,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $29,061,699,584.00 | $15,811,200,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemaniac Motorcycle Aficionados | $30,905,100,288.00 | $15,438,400,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $31,366,377,472.00 | $15,668,600,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $31,670,593,536.00 | $13,182,200,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $34,426,830,848.00 | $12,097,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $34,954,055,680.00 | $17,141,400,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $35,408,961,536.00 | $6,677,160,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $35,873,259,520.00 | $17,298,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $36,853,747,712.00 | $17,499,600,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $37,082,411,008.00 | $26,895,400,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $38,427,414,528.00 | $16,697,200,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $38,746,595,328.00 | $10,885,900,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $39,129,665,536.00 | $11,841,800,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $40,107,859,968.00 | $19,044,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $40,804,478,976.00 | $22,199,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $40,864,444,416.00 | $17,756,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $40,870,789,120.00 | $22,235,900,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $41,567,670,272.00 | $11,133,000,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $41,821,929,472.00 | $18,172,100,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $43,775,569,920.00 | $19,782,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $43,821,363,200.00 | $19,803,600,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $44,325,191,680.00 | $20,030,800,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $48,027,062,272.00 | $12,857,400,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $48,293,801,984.00 | $40,914,500,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $48,806,215,680.00 | $13,066,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $49,092,657,152.00 | $19,374,100,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $50,259,079,168.00 | $10,604,600,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $50,544,615,424.00 | $24,814,700,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $50,784,415,744.00 | $19,489,200,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Godfrey Armada of Starlight | $50,937,028,608.00 | $10,747,600,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $51,972,763,648.00 | $12,557,300,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $53,908,271,104.00 | $11,446,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $55,345,532,928.00 | $13,372,100,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $55,877,103,616.00 | $8,947,200,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $56,332,189,696.00 | $12,991,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Cover Corner of League of Deonte Flowers | $57,153,150,976.00 | $11,228,500,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $58,258,284,544.00 | $13,879,500,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $59,240,648,704.00 | $13,113,700,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $61,243,252,736.00 | $21,373,200,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $61,301,153,792.00 | $13,569,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther Lineman of Bryan Michael Anderson | $67,398,279,168.00 | $10,109,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $74,653,007,872.00 | $14,361,200,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $77,055,508,480.00 | $14,799,900,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Defensive Lineman of Big Montravius Adams | $77,359,095,808.00 | $14,007,200,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $78,522,400,768.00 | $10,597,700,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $80,281,280,512.00 | $15,306,500,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Better of Bearded Motorcycle Aficionados | $82,364,588,032.00 | $10,641,000,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $82,526,691,328.00 | $14,942,800,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $84,928,167,936.00 | $11,904,800,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $85,054,390,272.00 | $10,988,500,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $86,678,011,904.00 | $32,405,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $88,314,019,840.00 | $17,705,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $89,264,947,200.00 | $11,532,500,000,000.00 |
| The You Give Love a Banned Name of Big Manly Aromantics | $90,370,801,664.00 | $11,675,400,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $91,840,045,056.00 | $15,043,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $94,342,586,368.00 | $13,378,700,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $95,027,617,792.00 | $18,465,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $97,349,427,200.00 | $12,097,100,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $99,016,196,096.00 | $11,882,400,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban My Automobiles | $101,413,085,184.00 | $15,305,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $101,565,997,056.00 | $11,814,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $101,939,077,120.00 | $11,857,500,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $101,986,361,344.00 | $13,734,000,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $103,453,540,352.00 | $19,094,800,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $103,661,289,472.00 | $13,990,700,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $104,221,147,136.00 | $12,123,000,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $106,070,466,560.00 | $14,315,800,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $109,622,509,568.00 | $14,795,100,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Hindsight of Ban My Adept Shawn Spencer | $109,637,730,304.00 | $14,797,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $110,121,631,744.00 | $14,227,000,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $110,379,745,280.00 | $14,897,200,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $114,327,879,680.00 | $14,770,500,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Aficionados | $114,428,362,752.00 | $14,783,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $114,528,845,824.00 | $14,796,500,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $117,813,420,032.00 | $15,220,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BMA Puppet | $122,133,299,200.00 | $15,824,700,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Time All-American 'Cat of OT Brent Swaggert | $123,214,766,080.00 | $14,948,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $125,942,251,520.00 | $15,219,800,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Good of Bozemanite Motorcycle Aficionados | $129,058,242,560.00 | $16,037,400,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $132,611,653,632.00 | $3,665,190,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $132,836,294,656.00 | $14,285,200,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $138,314,121,216.00 | $14,551,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $139,520,622,592.00 | $16,229,100,000,000.00 |
| The Stars of Quasars Pulsars Magnetars and Monstars | $147,908,182,016.00 | $27,237,900,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $153,870,385,152.00 | $18,932,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $159,035,932,672.00 | $15,817,600,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $167,029,407,744.00 | $16,099,900,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $174,761,246,720.00 | $17,381,600,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $186,476,347,392.00 | $19,229,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Bearded Motorcycle Alliance | $189,450,272,768.00 | $14,233,000,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $190,998,953,984.00 | $17,914,900,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Based Motorcycle Alliance | $192,712,048,640.00 | $14,478,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Brasilistani Motorcycle Alliance | $198,399,934,464.00 | $14,790,600,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $198,661,636,096.00 | $14,925,100,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $199,950,106,624.00 | $15,021,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $202,800,611,328.00 | $15,118,700,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $204,441,108,480.00 | $15,359,300,000,000.00 |
| The Runs Receptions and Returns of Bad Man Antwaan | $206,561,296,384.00 | $15,189,300,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $209,686,347,776.00 | $15,632,100,000,000.00 |
| The Preternatural Playmaking of Ban My Adroit Sean Spence | $212,171,456,512.00 | $15,817,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $214,273,179,648.00 | $15,860,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $217,500,844,032.00 | $16,214,600,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $224,184,909,824.00 | $16,594,300,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $226,958,147,584.00 | $16,590,500,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $231,000,719,360.00 | $9,978,530,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $231,584,202,752.00 | $16,832,700,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $233,136,422,912.00 | $16,945,400,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $234,789,371,904.00 | $17,265,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Wheels Move the Soul of Blackacre Motorcycle Association | $251,151,351,808.00 | $18,254,800,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $251,538,866,176.00 | $18,283,000,000,000.00 |
| The 4 Wheels Bad 2 Wheels Good of Based Motorcyclists of America | $257,143,652,352.00 | $18,690,500,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $260,193,222,656.00 | $18,719,000,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $270,657,454,080.00 | $19,471,800,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $302,361,903,104.00 | $21,472,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $304,974,954,496.00 | $13,203,700,000,000.00 |
| The Empire of Made to Be Broken | $305,788,682,240.00 | $18,561,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $306,951,487,488.00 | $12,998,700,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $438,862,774,272.00 | $14,601,400,000,000.00 |