| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Deep Threat and Blocker of TE1 Elbie Nickel | $-203,490,918,400.00 | $16,959,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Piler | $-72,625,831,936.00 | $11,188,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Cornerback of Ban My Auspicious Shawn Springs | $-66,352,607,232.00 | $8,923,160,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers End and Nose Tackle of Big Man Alualu | $-53,372,473,344.00 | $15,657,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hollywood Bags of LC Greenwood | $-41,738,280,960.00 | $13,283,800,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schreibeis | $-39,655,350,272.00 | $6,854,390,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Blindside Protector of OT John Weidenaar | $-37,281,812,480.00 | $6,135,820,000,000.00 |
| The Do-Everything Running Back of Rocky Bleier | $33,140,520,960.00 | $11,853,100,000,000.00 |
| The CFL Defensive MVP of Bad Man Alex | $71,061,430,272.00 | $15,078,400,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Champion of Bad Man Aaron | $83,305,758,720.00 | $12,607,800,000,000.00 |
| The Absurd Talent and Behavior of Bad Man Antonio | $91,937,275,904.00 | $11,098,200,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Clemente | $94,328,233,984.00 | $18,030,700,000,000.00 |
| The Vengeful Bannedlands Deity of Banned God | $140,742,770,688.00 | $16,461,900,000,000.00 |
