| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Deep Threat and Blocker of TE1 Elbie Nickel | $-185,093,701,632.00 | $15,326,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Piler | $-65,817,165,824.00 | $10,056,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Cornerback of Ban My Auspicious Shawn Springs | $-61,037,211,648.00 | $8,144,750,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers End and Nose Tackle of Big Man Alualu | $-49,592,922,112.00 | $14,272,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hollywood Bags of LC Greenwood | $-38,266,335,232.00 | $11,985,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Blindside Protector of OT John Weidenaar | $-31,635,054,592.00 | $5,169,130,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schreibeis | $-31,460,984,832.00 | $5,396,250,000,000.00 |
| The Do-Everything Running Back of Rocky Bleier | $29,726,138,368.00 | $10,892,000,000,000.00 |
| The CFL Defensive MVP of Bad Man Alex | $64,090,083,328.00 | $13,807,900,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Champion of Bad Man Aaron | $75,070,423,040.00 | $11,500,000,000,000.00 |
| The Absurd Talent and Behavior of Bad Man Antonio | $82,998,689,792.00 | $10,099,200,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Clemente | $83,096,084,480.00 | $16,019,500,000,000.00 |
| The Vengeful Bannedlands Deity of Banned God | $127,918,596,096.00 | $15,073,700,000,000.00 |
