| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard | $-214,246,653,952.00 | $7,395,460,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | $-137,329,311,744.00 | $17,317,700,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-120,489,787,392.00 | $7,849,020,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-105,276,710,912.00 | $9,032,020,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-98,929,623,040.00 | $8,108,970,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-98,879,602,688.00 | $7,733,560,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-95,066,710,016.00 | $7,084,870,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-94,092,214,272.00 | $7,359,170,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-87,417,225,216.00 | $8,185,800,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-77,704,331,264.00 | $7,640,160,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-75,182,309,376.00 | $11,184,400,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-72,734,244,864.00 | $12,001,800,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-70,801,465,344.00 | $10,532,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-68,386,443,264.00 | $5,579,200,000,000.00 |
| The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | $-62,982,590,464.00 | $6,651,360,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Piler | $-39,945,981,952.00 | $9,529,960,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-35,686,334,464.00 | $9,756,000,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Athletic Ability of TE2 Darnell Washington | $-32,523,976,704.00 | $6,750,450,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-30,760,968,192.00 | $6,205,390,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Defender of Prince Eltran | $-30,559,694,848.00 | $5,118,770,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-27,361,521,664.00 | $5,461,550,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | $-24,696,754,176.00 | $4,136,720,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-20,074,151,936.00 | $5,487,900,000,000.00 |
| The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | $-19,967,143,936.00 | $12,238,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $-19,891,943,424.00 | $10,205,800,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $-19,241,494,528.00 | $11,793,500,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $-17,642,622,976.00 | $7,815,900,000,000.00 |
| The Best Edmunds in Coverage of Trey Edmunds | $-14,616,460,288.00 | $4,849,250,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $-10,407,048,192.00 | $13,295,000,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | $-5,646,005,248.00 | $6,126,820,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $-4,626,522,112.00 | $7,987,160,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $-2,785,636,864.00 | $7,990,920,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $6,208,015,360.00 | $9,985,730,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $10,727,943,168.00 | $8,882,350,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $18,037,676,032.00 | $7,271,410,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $23,298,533,376.00 | $7,172,630,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $25,831,100,416.00 | $10,343,000,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $86,707,552,256.00 | $13,087,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $96,727,523,328.00 | $10,203,600,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $101,616,386,048.00 | $10,719,400,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $104,865,939,456.00 | $10,792,200,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $119,558,758,400.00 | $12,031,100,000,000.00 |
| The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | $138,862,493,696.00 | $13,206,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | $162,850,537,472.00 | $7,623,360,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $166,721,257,472.00 | $14,973,500,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of SSN13 | $773,948,702,720.00 | $116,110,000,000,000.00 |
