| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard | $-229,078,024,192.00 | $8,757,420,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-121,590,620,160.00 | $9,267,340,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | $-119,600,521,216.00 | $20,170,300,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-101,164,040,192.00 | $10,559,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-96,869,687,296.00 | $9,182,740,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-96,836,190,208.00 | $9,638,190,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-94,108,049,408.00 | $8,484,990,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-93,256,548,352.00 | $8,840,220,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-86,137,397,248.00 | $9,851,330,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-82,029,928,448.00 | $7,632,410,000,000.00 |
| The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | $-74,627,801,088.00 | $9,134,200,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-71,430,873,088.00 | $9,050,290,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-61,238,964,224.00 | $13,299,800,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-58,056,941,568.00 | $14,201,800,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-57,960,865,792.00 | $12,587,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Piler | $-32,171,538,432.00 | $11,686,900,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Defender of Prince Eltran | $-30,076,497,920.00 | $7,022,900,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-25,926,064,128.00 | $7,500,540,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | $-25,719,361,536.00 | $6,005,510,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Athletic Ability of TE2 Darnell Washington | $-20,316,669,952.00 | $8,157,790,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-18,607,902,720.00 | $11,791,300,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-17,500,096,512.00 | $7,373,090,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-11,897,561,088.00 | $7,539,000,000,000.00 |
| The Best Edmunds in Coverage of Trey Edmunds | $-7,542,416,896.00 | $7,034,220,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $-2,839,620,608.00 | $12,107,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $1,313,426,944.00 | $9,128,390,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | $4,777,713,664.00 | $8,320,070,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $7,367,364,608.00 | $13,885,900,000,000.00 |
| The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | $7,578,478,592.00 | $14,283,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $9,243,254,784.00 | $10,953,900,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $15,516,948,480.00 | $15,814,400,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $17,097,938,944.00 | $9,482,640,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $24,369,315,840.00 | $13,617,700,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $33,275,373,568.00 | $10,540,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $40,879,046,656.00 | $10,017,500,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $48,497,950,720.00 | $8,508,850,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $51,936,776,192.00 | $12,137,600,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $130,523,340,800.00 | $15,475,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $142,555,217,920.00 | $12,083,700,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $149,073,821,696.00 | $12,636,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $152,191,746,048.00 | $12,734,500,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $170,051,977,216.00 | $14,060,500,000,000.00 |
| The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | $192,287,801,344.00 | $15,422,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | $212,829,241,344.00 | $9,016,100,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $225,210,777,600.00 | $17,499,300,000,000.00 |
