| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard | $-169,301,803,008.00 | $6,279,520,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | $-97,534,689,280.00 | $15,003,200,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-92,705,243,136.00 | $6,738,550,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-79,210,389,504.00 | $7,785,900,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-73,754,542,080.00 | $6,917,490,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-73,361,252,352.00 | $6,557,170,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-70,123,732,992.00 | $5,965,040,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-69,127,471,104.00 | $6,178,740,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-63,365,337,088.00 | $6,815,960,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-55,495,737,344.00 | $6,495,850,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-49,480,568,832.00 | $9,498,310,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-47,243,395,072.00 | $10,156,900,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-46,208,159,744.00 | $8,870,160,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-43,553,497,088.00 | $3,896,000,000,000.00 |
| The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | $-39,750,434,816.00 | $4,653,860,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Piler | $-24,444,344,320.00 | $7,725,880,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Athletic Ability of TE2 Darnell Washington | $-17,792,608,256.00 | $5,639,120,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-17,508,368,384.00 | $8,060,200,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Defender of Prince Eltran | $-17,006,713,856.00 | $3,569,250,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-16,447,048,704.00 | $5,286,270,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-14,825,461,760.00 | $3,801,000,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | $-12,246,906,880.00 | $2,570,310,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-8,293,185,536.00 | $3,817,860,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $-6,282,681,856.00 | $8,673,350,000,000.00 |
| The Best Edmunds in Coverage of Trey Edmunds | $-4,926,051,328.00 | $3,027,720,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $-3,663,971,584.00 | $6,762,670,000,000.00 |
| The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | $-918,505,408.00 | $10,564,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $-882,430,272.00 | $10,145,500,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | $641,107,136.00 | $4,366,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $2,414,424,832.00 | $5,523,290,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $5,394,461,184.00 | $11,303,500,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $8,078,588,928.00 | $6,797,390,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $10,135,086,080.00 | $6,962,110,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $18,311,596,032.00 | $5,053,570,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $19,641,610,240.00 | $7,554,070,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $30,505,885,696.00 | $6,101,540,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $33,534,724,096.00 | $8,895,100,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $87,942,381,568.00 | $11,107,500,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $96,901,300,224.00 | $8,702,080,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $102,059,180,032.00 | $9,165,240,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $104,237,260,800.00 | $9,213,950,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $119,477,772,288.00 | $10,409,100,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of SSN13 | $131,284,385,792.00 | $90,081,100,000,000.00 |
| The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | $135,757,545,472.00 | $11,398,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | $149,086,683,136.00 | $6,491,980,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $160,041,172,992.00 | $12,933,700,000,000.00 |
