| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Republic of SSN13 | $-999,165,919,232.00 | $34,634,300,000,000.00 |
| The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard | $-181,612,789,760.00 | $7,898,100,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-88,730,918,912.00 | $8,364,710,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-69,414,936,576.00 | $9,584,240,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | $-67,396,481,024.00 | $18,338,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-66,160,631,808.00 | $8,239,400,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-65,949,200,384.00 | $8,652,800,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-64,241,401,856.00 | $7,584,310,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-63,264,694,272.00 | $7,878,760,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-57,619,628,032.00 | $8,780,360,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-56,921,198,592.00 | $6,293,550,000,000.00 |
| The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | $-50,322,743,296.00 | $7,506,240,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-43,367,034,880.00 | $8,140,770,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-26,516,221,952.00 | $11,950,800,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-25,003,929,600.00 | $11,269,100,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-23,865,055,232.00 | $12,794,100,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Defender of Prince Eltran | $-13,772,596,224.00 | $5,787,390,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Piler | $-11,611,260,928.00 | $10,280,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | $-11,384,144,896.00 | $4,783,830,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-10,522,105,856.00 | $6,173,070,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Athletic Ability of TE2 Darnell Washington | $947,969,984.00 | $7,253,950,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $3,542,196,480.00 | $6,629,540,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $4,732,844,032.00 | $6,185,440,000,000.00 |
| The Best Edmunds in Coverage of Trey Edmunds | $6,264,117,760.00 | $5,611,090,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $8,024,519,168.00 | $10,487,300,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | $15,594,571,776.00 | $6,895,360,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $18,497,517,568.00 | $10,888,200,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $22,088,103,936.00 | $9,017,350,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $23,603,271,680.00 | $8,289,370,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $34,958,336,000.00 | $11,248,300,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $36,069,519,360.00 | $8,533,200,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $37,237,596,160.00 | $12,554,000,000,000.00 |
| The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | $38,418,726,912.00 | $12,952,300,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $42,121,891,840.00 | $14,182,700,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $48,270,741,504.00 | $8,201,830,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $50,775,293,952.00 | $9,484,210,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $64,821,747,712.00 | $7,662,540,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $69,106,728,960.00 | $10,991,200,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $146,107,187,200.00 | $13,949,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $156,848,340,992.00 | $10,886,900,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $164,476,862,464.00 | $11,416,400,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $166,139,609,088.00 | $11,483,600,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $185,445,302,272.00 | $12,768,400,000,000.00 |
| The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | $205,153,583,104.00 | $13,985,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | $212,446,150,656.00 | $8,129,720,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $235,150,655,488.00 | $15,860,500,000,000.00 |
