| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Marine Airmen of Eltran Marine Air Wing | $-510,914,166,784.00 | $14,410,100,000,000.00 |
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-497,582,997,504.00 | $9,575,730,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-386,312,699,904.00 | $9,452,650,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-359,399,161,856.00 | $7,644,040,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-356,077,404,160.00 | $10,590,600,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-355,678,846,976.00 | $5,093,680,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-341,898,100,736.00 | $7,268,990,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-334,320,041,984.00 | $10,548,000,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-318,548,213,760.00 | $8,597,170,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-314,983,972,864.00 | $10,548,800,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-233,708,339,200.00 | $3,393,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-231,884,161,024.00 | $10,195,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-209,567,088,640.00 | $13,447,500,000,000.00 |
| The Airmen of Eltran Air Force | $-202,654,760,960.00 | $32,272,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-194,755,641,344.00 | $7,597,580,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-187,376,353,280.00 | $33,257,300,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-182,802,235,392.00 | $7,365,090,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-179,325,157,376.00 | $6,399,310,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-170,762,190,848.00 | $11,338,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-170,410,786,816.00 | $8,573,490,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-167,184,187,392.00 | $6,521,980,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-158,343,839,744.00 | $8,695,470,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-154,478,723,072.00 | $6,788,030,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-149,972,369,408.00 | $6,557,600,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-149,357,117,440.00 | $6,780,040,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-137,898,311,680.00 | $9,378,530,000,000.00 |
| The Army Airmen of Eltran Army Air Corps | $-128,072,351,744.00 | $10,262,900,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-125,026,000,896.00 | $7,205,380,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-123,878,342,656.00 | $5,936,560,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-123,588,231,168.00 | $7,510,050,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-119,909,351,424.00 | $5,333,620,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-117,312,184,320.00 | $6,515,680,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-117,054,488,576.00 | $7,317,490,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-111,670,321,152.00 | $10,508,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-111,490,129,920.00 | $6,664,000,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-108,652,380,160.00 | $6,494,390,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-108,566,339,584.00 | $7,208,810,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-108,052,365,312.00 | $7,485,900,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-104,523,866,112.00 | $7,588,510,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Vacuunauts of Eltran Starfleet | $-102,578,806,784.00 | $3,538,110,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-101,816,082,432.00 | $8,861,060,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-100,173,160,448.00 | $7,272,640,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-100,024,311,808.00 | $1,133,740,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-99,709,444,096.00 | $7,921,200,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-98,998,648,832.00 | $13,756,100,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-96,022,929,408.00 | $9,169,480,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-95,067,004,928.00 | $6,114,250,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-92,736,339,968.00 | $5,543,050,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-92,042,608,640.00 | $6,954,170,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-87,365,533,696.00 | $6,048,380,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-85,118,992,384.00 | $8,566,100,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-85,055,946,752.00 | $9,839,980,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-84,706,959,360.00 | $9,325,790,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-83,943,047,168.00 | $8,447,740,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-83,685,023,744.00 | $5,217,850,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-83,556,196,352.00 | $9,966,670,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-81,273,323,520.00 | $7,314,560,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-80,472,408,064.00 | $11,147,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-79,379,087,360.00 | $9,406,620,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-79,093,661,696.00 | $10,117,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-78,903,443,456.00 | $8,220,250,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-76,556,107,776.00 | $8,639,000,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-75,767,480,320.00 | $7,381,780,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-75,382,595,584.00 | $8,720,870,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-74,864,148,480.00 | $5,406,870,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-74,740,940,800.00 | $7,786,630,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-74,073,366,528.00 | $8,455,490,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-73,254,060,032.00 | $6,592,870,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $-73,099,329,536.00 | $8,344,310,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-72,797,208,576.00 | $9,072,330,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-72,487,387,136.00 | $9,426,990,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-72,206,458,880.00 | $7,173,560,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-71,751,581,696.00 | $9,727,050,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-71,486,808,064.00 | $7,102,070,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-69,780,758,528.00 | $5,964,680,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-69,281,669,120.00 | $6,235,330,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-69,226,962,944.00 | $7,212,170,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-68,801,380,352.00 | $5,833,070,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-68,711,575,552.00 | $6,184,020,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-68,263,497,728.00 | $8,145,620,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-67,818,848,256.00 | $7,431,440,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-67,776,757,760.00 | $6,413,170,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-67,655,311,360.00 | $6,721,410,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-67,527,086,080.00 | $8,895,250,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-67,205,726,208.00 | $9,541,000,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-67,204,812,800.00 | $6,659,530,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-67,081,453,568.00 | $6,315,020,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-65,865,547,776.00 | $6,861,940,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-65,757,384,704.00 | $6,222,110,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-65,654,099,968.00 | $6,505,870,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-64,580,685,824.00 | $8,398,710,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-61,671,231,488.00 | $15,283,800,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-61,270,831,104.00 | $7,412,400,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-61,227,134,976.00 | $7,909,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-60,412,801,024.00 | $7,528,870,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-59,773,280,256.00 | $3,197,240,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-59,126,095,872.00 | $6,478,910,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-59,100,332,032.00 | $4,430,500,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-59,020,746,752.00 | $4,852,310,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-57,957,023,744.00 | $7,928,340,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-57,766,879,232.00 | $6,816,660,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-57,629,261,824.00 | $7,883,500,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-57,506,557,952.00 | $4,139,750,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-56,898,220,032.00 | $4,803,840,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-56,273,358,848.00 | $7,613,220,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-55,947,276,288.00 | $8,218,920,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-55,746,297,856.00 | $5,180,600,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-55,087,071,232.00 | $12,653,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-54,643,814,400.00 | $7,910,630,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-54,622,818,304.00 | $6,445,630,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $-53,825,712,128.00 | $9,348,870,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-53,656,788,992.00 | $10,269,200,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-51,995,791,360.00 | $6,135,630,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-51,980,505,088.00 | $9,948,260,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-51,908,395,008.00 | $8,264,100,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-51,851,800,576.00 | $9,320,550,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-51,341,717,504.00 | $7,432,270,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-51,084,128,256.00 | $8,451,590,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-50,931,261,440.00 | $8,755,050,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-50,864,648,192.00 | $8,422,230,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-50,683,527,168.00 | $9,700,180,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-50,675,990,528.00 | $6,404,720,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-50,489,847,808.00 | $9,075,680,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-50,244,235,264.00 | $10,868,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-50,155,417,600.00 | $10,209,700,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-49,228,595,200.00 | $4,430,560,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-48,228,659,200.00 | $9,661,530,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-48,226,852,864.00 | $6,132,390,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-48,046,411,776.00 | $6,072,380,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-47,811,981,312.00 | $8,468,840,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-47,659,581,440.00 | $9,032,410,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-46,788,378,624.00 | $3,385,630,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-46,488,870,912.00 | $8,810,610,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-46,367,027,200.00 | $8,874,010,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-46,284,034,048.00 | $8,858,070,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-46,166,663,168.00 | $6,309,760,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $-44,941,271,040.00 | $5,130,070,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-44,808,429,568.00 | $10,221,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-44,620,759,040.00 | $3,668,440,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-43,566,682,112.00 | $5,506,230,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-43,101,573,120.00 | $8,773,850,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-43,043,897,344.00 | $3,841,640,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-42,510,249,984.00 | $6,725,500,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-42,185,551,872.00 | $6,674,080,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-41,781,014,528.00 | $10,178,200,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-41,621,401,600.00 | $9,560,550,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-41,145,237,504.00 | $10,802,900,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-40,847,364,096.00 | $11,858,300,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-40,594,186,240.00 | $6,921,950,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $-40,421,294,080.00 | $4,073,900,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-38,586,204,160.00 | $8,571,770,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-38,410,203,136.00 | $8,938,510,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-38,325,055,488.00 | $7,334,880,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-38,316,253,184.00 | $6,198,660,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-38,168,387,584.00 | $1,537,890,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-38,030,168,064.00 | $4,806,460,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-37,495,701,504.00 | $7,176,130,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-37,488,041,984.00 | $6,640,160,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-36,901,859,328.00 | $7,511,820,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-36,790,108,160.00 | $6,086,730,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-36,681,449,472.00 | $6,593,590,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-35,847,245,824.00 | $8,948,030,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-35,646,971,904.00 | $3,612,740,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-35,104,378,880.00 | $7,526,540,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-34,677,248,000.00 | $6,636,730,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-34,663,534,592.00 | $7,962,460,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-34,348,271,616.00 | $7,889,930,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-34,338,113,536.00 | $6,571,860,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-33,584,205,824.00 | $4,666,930,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-33,450,786,816.00 | $6,809,250,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-32,976,789,504.00 | $9,032,930,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $-32,578,836,480.00 | $6,631,840,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-32,507,754,496.00 | $7,032,140,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-32,118,528,000.00 | $3,519,480,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-32,072,560,640.00 | $6,294,330,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-32,007,544,832.00 | $3,336,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-31,780,096,000.00 | $7,395,610,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-31,497,773,056.00 | $9,689,000,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-31,427,225,600.00 | $3,619,150,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-31,199,537,152.00 | $7,166,590,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-30,782,511,104.00 | $7,683,820,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-30,563,629,056.00 | $7,629,160,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-30,369,382,400.00 | $7,580,650,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-30,087,628,800.00 | $3,639,920,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-29,997,314,048.00 | $4,001,230,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-29,374,547,968.00 | $7,873,470,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-28,206,796,800.00 | $3,762,430,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-27,942,995,968.00 | $3,911,310,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-27,852,916,736.00 | $8,026,960,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-27,837,714,432.00 | $4,089,470,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-27,682,082,816.00 | $3,874,780,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-27,458,940,928.00 | $8,942,530,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-27,454,617,600.00 | $6,853,070,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-27,429,394,432.00 | $4,029,520,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-27,220,312,064.00 | $4,641,460,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-26,819,647,488.00 | $3,577,390,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-26,729,197,568.00 | $2,908,380,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-26,692,743,168.00 | $9,209,590,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-26,450,518,016.00 | $8,614,150,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-26,427,381,760.00 | $8,196,390,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-26,274,224,128.00 | $3,504,640,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-26,078,541,824.00 | $8,997,790,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws | $-26,003,554,304.00 | $11,071,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-25,560,248,320.00 | $9,243,720,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-25,512,810,496.00 | $12,946,600,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-24,718,520,320.00 | $8,269,800,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-24,364,087,296.00 | $3,098,060,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-24,334,176,256.00 | $7,925,020,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-24,229,642,240.00 | $8,762,470,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-24,158,574,592.00 | $8,082,500,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-24,114,651,136.00 | $4,508,060,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-23,987,181,568.00 | $2,290,780,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-23,366,453,248.00 | $2,359,200,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-23,270,533,120.00 | $2,079,750,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-22,886,184,960.00 | $7,987,760,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-22,540,488,704.00 | $7,541,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-22,398,281,728.00 | $8,921,920,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-22,314,620,928.00 | $13,121,400,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $-22,298,800,128.00 | $5,976,910,000,000.00 |
| The Big Brachycardian Caveman of J Blackwolf | $-21,786,316,800.00 | $7,878,860,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-21,720,027,136.00 | $2,264,200,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-21,515,317,248.00 | $3,403,880,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-21,111,859,200.00 | $6,084,200,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-20,994,353,152.00 | $4,558,820,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-20,541,290,496.00 | $2,485,030,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-20,076,558,336.00 | $4,359,530,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-19,933,007,872.00 | $6,668,700,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-19,879,555,072.00 | $1,172,050,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-19,848,060,928.00 | $2,647,460,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-19,222,867,968.00 | $3,041,220,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-19,205,017,600.00 | $6,945,280,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-18,889,562,112.00 | $3,127,760,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-18,797,828,096.00 | $5,038,520,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-18,686,824,448.00 | $2,615,660,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last-Place Trophy of LDF The Sacko | $-18,467,678,208.00 | $2,712,990,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-18,419,881,984.00 | $4,937,240,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-18,210,416,640.00 | $3,225,560,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-17,938,008,064.00 | $3,568,810,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-17,808,791,552.00 | $6,440,360,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-17,437,601,792.00 | $2,960,310,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-17,385,752,576.00 | $2,691,310,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Ultimate Suffering | $-17,374,062,592.00 | $1,642,090,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-17,193,318,400.00 | $3,487,770,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-17,144,965,120.00 | $4,940,980,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-17,072,114,688.00 | $5,711,630,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-17,015,657,472.00 | $2,888,670,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-16,469,275,648.00 | $3,576,220,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-16,405,237,760.00 | $6,985,080,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-16,275,963,904.00 | $7,457,130,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-16,186,013,696.00 | $7,415,810,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-15,846,701,056.00 | $3,687,700,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-15,754,401,792.00 | $4,222,760,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-15,516,235,776.00 | $2,120,670,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-15,360,402,432.00 | $3,834,210,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-15,212,365,824.00 | $3,797,250,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-15,119,809,536.00 | $3,774,160,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-15,011,815,424.00 | $8,371,920,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-14,945,809,408.00 | $6,847,610,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-14,751,034,368.00 | $3,203,100,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-14,749,721,600.00 | $3,681,770,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $-14,697,453,568.00 | $3,191,460,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-14,629,489,664.00 | $3,651,740,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-14,601,683,968.00 | $3,644,810,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $-14,166,062,080.00 | $5,487,590,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-14,160,830,464.00 | $5,549,050,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-13,922,285,568.00 | $4,012,260,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-13,583,838,208.00 | $3,390,740,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Pathetic Champ of LDF The Coin | $-13,415,464,960.00 | $4,160,750,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-13,198,857,216.00 | $8,464,290,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-13,141,919,744.00 | $3,522,530,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-13,100,752,896.00 | $4,063,170,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-12,963,723,264.00 | $4,020,640,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-12,858,559,488.00 | $3,446,570,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-12,697,475,072.00 | $3,938,070,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-12,608,489,472.00 | $4,218,290,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-12,585,577,472.00 | $4,210,600,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-12,521,862,144.00 | $5,737,050,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-12,516,428,800.00 | $4,187,500,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-12,499,576,832.00 | $1,637,520,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-12,495,633,408.00 | $3,601,120,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-12,493,200,384.00 | $1,835,310,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $-12,465,010,688.00 | $4,179,000,000,000.00 |
| The Grand Duchy of Gab in The City of Truth | $-12,384,588,800.00 | $2,102,480,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-12,322,573,312.00 | $2,451,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-12,072,133,632.00 | $4,474,490,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-12,006,825,984.00 | $2,275,560,000,000.00 |
| The Matriarchy of Luneraraisu | $-11,795,164,160.00 | $1,440,880,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elons | $-11,620,329,472.00 | $1,504,780,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-11,387,677,696.00 | $4,118,250,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-11,279,182,848.00 | $3,773,540,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-11,199,717,376.00 | $7,017,220,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-11,184,094,208.00 | $4,044,620,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-11,136,191,488.00 | $4,363,810,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-11,118,615,552.00 | $4,020,950,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-11,053,256,704.00 | $2,400,140,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-10,928,191,488.00 | $2,727,830,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-10,673,871,872.00 | $2,716,960,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-10,407,819,264.00 | $4,431,510,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-10,383,828,992.00 | $6,397,440,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-10,215,550,976.00 | $2,549,980,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-10,153,113,600.00 | $7,604,590,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-10,150,938,624.00 | $2,533,810,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-9,999,817,728.00 | $4,257,780,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-9,967,115,264.00 | $4,622,560,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-9,837,375,488.00 | $2,136,130,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-9,717,668,864.00 | $1,498,110,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-9,654,457,344.00 | $4,110,710,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-9,464,869,888.00 | $2,727,650,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-9,371,693,056.00 | $2,700,840,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-9,355,484,160.00 | $4,747,480,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elon | $-8,919,602,176.00 | $1,442,970,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-8,860,753,920.00 | $6,787,400,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-8,703,961,088.00 | $1,585,550,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-8,658,852,864.00 | $2,896,870,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-8,544,676,864.00 | $1,597,370,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of Good Old Watts | $-8,254,046,720.00 | $1,049,550,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-7,910,084,608.00 | $4,873,430,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of Progress is Congress | $-7,891,970,560.00 | $1,600,940,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $-7,882,758,144.00 | $6,822,920,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-7,822,229,504.00 | $4,819,180,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $-7,692,305,920.00 | $3,014,260,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $-7,679,955,456.00 | $3,505,330,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-7,609,500,672.00 | $8,722,120,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-7,253,817,856.00 | $3,088,550,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Women Voters | $-7,192,928,768.00 | $1,795,460,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-7,117,773,824.00 | $3,030,640,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-7,092,457,472.00 | $5,023,300,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-7,038,432,256.00 | $5,799,060,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-6,965,080,576.00 | $1,302,080,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Doubt | $-6,883,904,512.00 | $2,020,100,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-6,743,527,424.00 | $3,238,330,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of London for improving natural knowledge | $-6,732,777,984.00 | $1,940,310,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-6,718,087,168.00 | $1,145,540,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor | $-6,640,546,816.00 | $727,657,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-6,638,341,120.00 | $3,702,170,000,000.00 |
| The Emirate of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-6,430,996,480.00 | $1,396,450,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-6,426,765,312.00 | $1,182,750,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-6,414,501,888.00 | $613,273,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-6,256,096,256.00 | $3,174,610,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-6,183,343,104.00 | $2,462,970,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-6,099,693,568.00 | $814,216,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-6,089,241,600.00 | $2,155,490,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-6,066,173,440.00 | $1,625,970,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-5,979,546,624.00 | $9,313,100,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-5,699,788,288.00 | $1,156,240,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-5,602,752,000.00 | $5,484,950,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-5,581,860,864.00 | $2,557,450,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-5,581,392,896.00 | $6,653,410,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-5,557,976,576.00 | $6,474,710,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-5,463,205,888.00 | $693,040,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-5,435,432,960.00 | $8,465,880,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-5,128,293,376.00 | $3,595,280,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-5,037,890,560.00 | $3,450,210,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-4,896,879,616.00 | $510,473,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-4,871,915,520.00 | $618,964,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of The Gwangi | $-4,863,515,648.00 | $1,401,610,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-4,811,181,568.00 | $5,514,680,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Greedy Elon | $-4,646,564,352.00 | $1,441,120,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $-4,624,568,832.00 | $559,469,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-4,608,505,344.00 | $4,232,090,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-4,539,850,240.00 | $7,070,740,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-4,410,147,840.00 | $2,763,180,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-4,408,734,208.00 | $7,758,760,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-4,338,263,552.00 | $649,019,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-4,136,285,696.00 | $6,441,840,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-4,095,269,376.00 | $3,897,420,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cosmi | $-4,083,228,928.00 | $1,600,060,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-4,060,191,488.00 | $480,575,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-4,024,496,128.00 | $3,578,770,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-3,961,318,912.00 | $675,467,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-3,785,563,136.00 | $2,835,260,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-3,662,351,360.00 | $718,749,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-3,660,648,192.00 | $742,590,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-3,639,854,848.00 | $644,714,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $-3,628,734,720.00 | $844,442,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-3,571,879,680.00 | $1,656,560,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-3,530,516,224.00 | $692,874,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-3,438,504,704.00 | $2,410,650,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-3,354,040,064.00 | $530,636,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best of The Best Sir | $-3,272,450,048.00 | $2,268,520,000,000.00 |
| The Emirate of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-3,260,978,176.00 | $922,485,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-3,100,223,488.00 | $2,846,950,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $-2,902,865,408.00 | $4,521,330,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-2,719,927,040.00 | $657,975,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Da Beast | $-2,522,929,152.00 | $1,211,550,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $-2,402,129,664.00 | $9,637,650,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-2,387,659,520.00 | $2,192,700,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-2,251,686,144.00 | $2,548,100,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-2,131,196,544.00 | $3,750,580,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $-2,096,869,376.00 | $4,779,720,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-2,086,093,952.00 | $697,917,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $-1,927,166,464.00 | $3,714,210,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elon | $-1,798,183,424.00 | $1,273,540,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-1,798,183,424.00 | $1,273,540,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-1,549,934,464.00 | $634,655,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-1,504,468,608.00 | $1,065,520,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-1,429,283,584.00 | $3,258,110,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $-1,420,311,936.00 | $3,237,780,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best Sir | $-1,338,177,152.00 | $1,558,950,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-1,318,086,656.00 | $539,722,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $-1,199,992,064.00 | $3,830,110,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $-1,176,204,160.00 | $824,600,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-1,133,270,144.00 | $464,041,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $-1,120,673,280.00 | $3,577,040,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Leisure | $-1,070,752,512.00 | $1,667,680,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $-829,804,416.00 | $3,329,210,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $-824,584,384.00 | $2,631,840,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $-822,414,336.00 | $3,299,290,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-730,335,808.00 | $649,464,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $-687,315,392.00 | $819,307,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $-623,405,120.00 | $726,238,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-618,712,832.00 | $720,777,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $-343,429,728.00 | $5,020,270,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-336,285,440.00 | $766,614,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $-331,453,984.00 | $4,844,820,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $-232,973,232.00 | $3,404,300,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $-232,540,352.00 | $3,398,140,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $-184,893,840.00 | $741,818,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $-57,059,356.00 | $834,146,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $-51,482,400.00 | $1,424,030,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $-40,625,456.00 | $587,065,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $38,909,896.00 | $1,600,820,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $84,989,472.00 | $829,193,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $113,096,528.00 | $693,455,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of The Secret Fire | $192,064,704.00 | $1,873,600,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $356,830,080.00 | $3,481,340,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $356,975,936.00 | $854,660,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $384,614,016.00 | $518,906,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $393,199,296.00 | $941,461,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $459,369,728.00 | $2,817,160,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $482,743,744.00 | $859,918,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $501,636,160.00 | $4,892,870,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $502,867,552.00 | $4,905,530,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $739,980,224.00 | $6,004,780,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $746,964,608.00 | $6,062,940,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $779,044,800.00 | $6,320,740,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $787,707,328.00 | $6,391,470,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $1,377,524,864.00 | $5,212,450,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $1,540,913,792.00 | $3,689,060,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $1,764,834,560.00 | $2,964,660,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $2,030,382,080.00 | $762,946,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $2,070,169,472.00 | $7,833,310,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $2,289,581,056.00 | $8,662,490,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Green Armada of Starlight | $2,455,778,304.00 | $810,248,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $2,502,289,152.00 | $825,594,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $2,564,723,712.00 | $682,887,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $2,738,310,400.00 | $885,246,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $2,779,738,880.00 | $10,518,400,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $2,981,705,216.00 | $1,965,030,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $3,075,348,224.00 | $5,478,130,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $3,440,204,288.00 | $13,018,100,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $3,551,800,064.00 | $970,746,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $3,634,754,048.00 | $8,753,290,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $3,717,025,280.00 | $8,952,710,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Greedy Elons | $3,848,379,904.00 | $1,563,060,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $3,909,664,768.00 | $4,084,640,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $4,045,612,800.00 | $9,743,340,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $4,088,833,792.00 | $7,979,070,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $4,136,372,736.00 | $4,321,500,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $4,418,815,488.00 | $10,641,900,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $4,569,386,496.00 | $7,223,890,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $4,571,621,888.00 | $4,245,010,000,000.00 |
| The Hostile Takeover of Warzone Trindon Dad | $4,592,676,864.00 | $8,181,210,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $4,646,976,512.00 | $9,076,740,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $4,706,479,616.00 | $3,352,770,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $4,775,267,840.00 | $6,646,980,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $4,821,835,776.00 | $9,417,970,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $5,012,792,832.00 | $6,978,190,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $5,213,159,936.00 | $4,382,120,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $5,331,979,264.00 | $10,414,900,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The George Armada of Starlight | $5,592,077,824.00 | $887,619,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $5,698,344,448.00 | $4,226,340,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elons | $5,712,764,416.00 | $1,784,720,000,000.00 |
| The Cheap and Indigestible Beef of LDF Yobogoya | $5,765,632,512.00 | $6,023,750,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $6,042,370,560.00 | $10,041,200,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Heights | $6,607,858,176.00 | $1,987,250,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $6,662,113,792.00 | $9,519,730,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $6,721,880,576.00 | $2,591,120,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $6,796,454,400.00 | $1,824,650,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $6,818,814,976.00 | $9,950,370,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $6,843,560,448.00 | $3,043,720,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $7,149,352,960.00 | $2,507,420,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $7,350,524,416.00 | $1,509,890,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $7,450,061,824.00 | $2,845,030,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $7,537,292,800.00 | $3,061,340,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $7,951,475,712.00 | $11,603,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $8,103,251,968.00 | $6,372,420,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $8,528,952,320.00 | $6,707,270,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $8,863,159,296.00 | $6,314,180,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $8,866,875,392.00 | $6,972,790,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $8,959,973,376.00 | $11,779,400,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $9,191,359,488.00 | $7,228,160,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $9,234,037,760.00 | $7,261,980,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $9,373,054,976.00 | $6,677,300,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $9,423,741,952.00 | $8,750,390,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $9,884,579,840.00 | $11,886,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $9,914,037,248.00 | $11,922,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $9,929,044,992.00 | $11,940,100,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $10,219,064,320.00 | $4,768,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $10,933,308,416.00 | $11,318,000,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Summer Have Gone | $10,964,910,080.00 | $2,436,960,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $11,133,925,376.00 | $2,964,540,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $11,140,816,896.00 | $11,533,000,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $11,332,567,040.00 | $8,073,270,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $11,721,853,952.00 | $6,568,550,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $11,934,568,448.00 | $6,687,630,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $12,290,473,984.00 | $7,268,810,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $12,556,816,384.00 | $7,056,410,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $12,814,220,288.00 | $3,087,310,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $13,012,293,632.00 | $10,937,900,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $13,320,791,040.00 | $12,369,000,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $14,893,053,952.00 | $4,826,770,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $14,905,229,312.00 | $3,617,000,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $14,978,392,064.00 | $2,930,750,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $15,282,118,656.00 | $4,176,760,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $15,311,612,928.00 | $5,051,770,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $15,454,109,696.00 | $6,819,430,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $15,901,395,968.00 | $7,016,810,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Shiva Blast | $16,037,965,824.00 | $4,252,060,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $16,250,309,632.00 | $7,170,720,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $16,513,143,808.00 | $7,863,320,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $16,562,098,176.00 | $7,366,130,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $17,173,341,184.00 | $7,578,150,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $17,190,221,824.00 | $7,585,400,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $17,477,158,912.00 | $7,712,150,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $17,763,217,408.00 | $14,983,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $17,920,206,848.00 | $7,907,710,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Maxtopian Automobiles | $17,945,004,032.00 | $7,918,580,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $17,950,586,880.00 | $6,294,280,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $18,819,266,560.00 | $6,926,210,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $19,171,815,424.00 | $14,076,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $19,323,510,784.00 | $13,106,600,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $19,495,211,008.00 | $7,174,970,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $19,856,717,824.00 | $3,339,340,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $20,158,842,880.00 | $6,297,760,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $21,804,384,256.00 | $4,266,310,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $21,925,011,456.00 | $8,069,040,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $22,970,443,776.00 | $5,505,780,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $23,228,403,712.00 | $6,469,860,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $23,279,081,472.00 | $14,548,200,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $23,346,243,584.00 | $7,434,640,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $23,987,736,576.00 | $4,655,430,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $25,164,515,328.00 | $8,013,660,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $25,892,134,912.00 | $3,827,310,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $26,637,101,056.00 | $7,529,080,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $27,046,021,120.00 | $5,647,900,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $29,050,200,064.00 | $987,470,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $29,337,436,160.00 | $8,860,180,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $29,607,170,048.00 | $6,944,110,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $29,894,576,128.00 | $5,694,010,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $30,146,537,472.00 | $5,742,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $30,604,087,296.00 | $13,937,300,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $31,080,857,600.00 | $6,808,180,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $31,204,016,128.00 | $9,742,890,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $33,290,010,624.00 | $5,862,290,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $33,326,594,048.00 | $9,507,250,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $33,469,261,824.00 | $9,547,930,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $34,920,873,984.00 | $8,930,700,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $36,275,613,696.00 | $6,388,130,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $36,772,085,760.00 | $7,812,250,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $38,129,852,416.00 | $9,653,650,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $38,231,035,904.00 | $6,293,190,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $39,717,396,480.00 | $5,509,000,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $39,827,636,224.00 | $1,175,860,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $40,457,854,976.00 | $7,705,980,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $40,645,451,776.00 | $6,308,730,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $40,732,463,104.00 | $6,704,960,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $41,421,516,800.00 | $6,818,440,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $41,836,830,720.00 | $11,797,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $41,884,659,712.00 | $6,894,630,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $42,229,170,176.00 | $6,951,370,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $42,797,481,984.00 | $8,709,740,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $43,096,543,232.00 | $6,351,910,000,000.00 |
| The Terminal Touchscreen Allergy of Ban My Apps | $43,350,536,192.00 | $9,428,830,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $44,022,366,208.00 | $6,987,620,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $45,579,653,120.00 | $8,026,510,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $47,055,712,256.00 | $7,762,020,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $47,092,723,712.00 | $6,940,920,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $47,353,917,440.00 | $6,668,360,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $47,375,708,160.00 | $8,342,750,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $47,610,220,544.00 | $6,704,440,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $48,645,754,880.00 | $7,550,520,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $48,781,778,944.00 | $8,029,960,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $48,899,346,432.00 | $8,611,130,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $49,416,146,944.00 | $6,958,760,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $49,539,964,928.00 | $7,301,650,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $50,042,335,232.00 | $8,237,460,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $50,235,285,504.00 | $6,711,150,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $50,411,982,848.00 | $8,877,430,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $51,108,970,496.00 | $9,000,180,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $51,798,065,152.00 | $7,634,490,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $52,123,090,944.00 | $7,044,050,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $52,366,639,104.00 | $8,620,040,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $52,419,133,440.00 | $8,628,690,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $54,730,309,632.00 | $9,009,110,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $55,216,275,456.00 | $9,089,090,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $55,945,089,024.00 | $7,560,510,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $56,870,424,576.00 | $9,361,440,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $56,896,647,168.00 | $7,689,160,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $60,866,879,488.00 | $8,971,090,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $62,271,315,968.00 | $7,396,800,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $63,616,483,328.00 | $8,958,490,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $66,825,793,536.00 | $8,414,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $68,529,545,216.00 | $8,629,290,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $69,041,717,248.00 | $18,418,300,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $70,996,385,792.00 | $11,019,700,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $71,027,728,384.00 | $8,674,330,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $72,833,327,104.00 | $8,233,580,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $75,274,584,064.00 | $2,132,220,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $76,679,069,696.00 | $8,668,340,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $76,911,386,624.00 | $9,135,860,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $78,075,060,224.00 | $8,156,230,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $78,940,454,912.00 | $8,923,990,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $80,436,174,848.00 | $9,643,270,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $84,035,198,976.00 | $9,499,950,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $86,552,895,488.00 | $9,378,420,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $86,832,414,720.00 | $11,307,700,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Children of the Djel | $87,511,392,256.00 | $5,306,770,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $88,237,916,160.00 | $2,248,920,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $90,741,932,032.00 | $10,778,700,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $91,371,929,600.00 | $10,104,800,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $92,228,681,728.00 | $7,943,220,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $92,560,662,528.00 | $21,079,000,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $93,299,523,584.00 | $8,035,480,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $94,172,168,192.00 | $8,110,580,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $94,421,958,656.00 | $11,889,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $94,639,972,352.00 | $14,689,500,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $94,719,737,856.00 | $8,157,780,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $95,841,337,344.00 | $8,254,340,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $96,441,114,624.00 | $8,580,410,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $96,663,232,512.00 | $8,325,140,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $96,787,423,232.00 | $8,335,870,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $98,643,787,776.00 | $8,375,730,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $101,216,247,808.00 | $8,594,090,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $101,504,172,032.00 | $8,618,600,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $101,918,654,464.00 | $6,041,610,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $102,468,288,512.00 | $8,825,080,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $102,916,481,024.00 | $8,863,700,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $103,446,323,200.00 | $8,783,490,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $104,549,179,392.00 | $8,762,200,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $106,059,546,624.00 | $12,277,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $106,678,181,888.00 | $9,187,700,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $107,016,437,760.00 | $8,862,140,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $107,086,364,672.00 | $8,974,780,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $107,400,699,904.00 | $9,249,920,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $108,563,210,240.00 | $9,217,980,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $112,125,870,080.00 | $11,923,200,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $112,872,259,584.00 | $9,246,150,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $114,244,280,320.00 | $10,393,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $114,812,059,648.00 | $39,856,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $115,360,194,560.00 | $9,795,080,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $115,441,467,392.00 | $9,456,630,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $115,753,820,160.00 | $9,828,510,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $116,018,708,480.00 | $9,723,450,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $116,667,883,520.00 | $9,459,680,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $116,912,832,512.00 | $11,654,800,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $117,488,320,512.00 | $9,526,210,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $119,244,562,432.00 | $9,993,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $120,296,955,904.00 | $9,753,940,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $123,652,423,680.00 | $5,281,480,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $124,607,340,544.00 | $10,007,800,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $125,667,098,624.00 | $5,911,520,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $125,922,590,720.00 | $10,113,500,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $127,468,503,040.00 | $10,237,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $127,531,892,736.00 | $5,999,210,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $128,287,318,016.00 | $10,623,600,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $131,437,109,248.00 | $10,884,400,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $134,231,367,680.00 | $6,169,900,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $135,917,641,728.00 | $11,020,500,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $135,959,764,992.00 | $10,734,400,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $137,574,121,472.00 | $9,805,880,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $137,594,552,320.00 | $10,863,500,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $137,615,998,976.00 | $10,955,200,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $138,159,915,008.00 | $5,939,670,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $139,768,168,448.00 | $11,225,500,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $141,215,383,552.00 | $11,341,700,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $145,760,370,688.00 | $11,262,100,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $147,333,267,456.00 | $11,728,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $151,849,074,688.00 | $6,438,050,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $157,926,014,976.00 | $12,468,700,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $158,546,771,968.00 | $8,648,260,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $160,534,069,248.00 | $12,488,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $161,428,930,560.00 | $7,396,870,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $163,025,420,288.00 | $7,480,640,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $172,423,380,992.00 | $12,884,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $177,415,716,864.00 | $7,195,460,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $183,229,267,968.00 | $10,719,100,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $184,023,449,600.00 | $13,519,300,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $196,671,045,632.00 | $12,377,300,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $208,800,137,216.00 | $7,489,840,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $218,479,263,744.00 | $18,266,400,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $241,248,862,208.00 | $8,641,130,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $241,759,977,472.00 | $8,515,470,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $255,503,859,712.00 | $8,999,570,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $259,991,846,912.00 | $9,148,850,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $281,553,502,208.00 | $7,036,800,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $298,070,343,680.00 | $10,197,300,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $312,233,689,088.00 | $18,199,700,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $340,446,871,552.00 | $10,718,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $347,059,421,184.00 | $20,364,600,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $491,048,534,016.00 | $16,696,500,000,000.00 |
| The Navy Airmen of Eltran Navy Air Corps | $507,007,696,896.00 | $20,384,500,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DSN1 | $642,608,070,656.00 | $81,787,200,000,000.00 |
| The United Scientific Provinces of Bracksnit | $872,736,555,008.00 | $69,713,900,000,000.00 |
