| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Marine Airmen of Eltran Marine Air Wing | $-580,070,080,512.00 | $16,451,000,000,000.00 |
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-566,910,058,496.00 | $10,973,500,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-430,741,127,168.00 | $10,596,800,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-403,020,480,512.00 | $5,792,860,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-402,621,726,720.00 | $8,617,910,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-396,368,871,424.00 | $11,858,200,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-394,820,091,904.00 | $8,461,200,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-378,764,328,960.00 | $12,057,800,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-361,352,232,960.00 | $9,807,310,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-357,604,556,800.00 | $12,086,000,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-315,467,366,400.00 | $4,601,900,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-257,515,044,864.00 | $11,436,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-230,469,992,448.00 | $15,059,000,000,000.00 |
| The Airmen of Eltran Air Force | $-219,916,320,768.00 | $36,034,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-217,409,011,712.00 | $8,559,310,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-206,797,357,056.00 | $8,426,930,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-203,497,521,152.00 | $37,257,500,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-199,747,452,928.00 | $7,199,720,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-189,190,864,896.00 | $7,448,380,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-188,740,534,272.00 | $12,788,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-187,529,232,384.00 | $9,574,750,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-178,205,622,272.00 | $9,918,450,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-173,942,374,400.00 | $7,734,570,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-173,841,825,792.00 | $7,667,730,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-172,874,137,600.00 | $7,916,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-151,690,559,488.00 | $10,508,200,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-145,550,000,128.00 | $8,502,950,000,000.00 |
| The Army Airmen of Eltran Army Air Corps | $-142,374,993,920.00 | $11,669,000,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-137,930,817,536.00 | $6,704,590,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-136,668,364,800.00 | $1,557,140,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-136,360,706,048.00 | $8,447,730,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-135,045,488,640.00 | $8,537,820,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-134,046,466,048.00 | $6,045,090,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-129,699,897,344.00 | $7,313,890,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-127,594,930,176.00 | $12,209,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-123,443,978,240.00 | $7,495,460,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Vacuunauts of Eltran Starfleet | $-123,233,067,008.00 | $4,277,260,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-121,192,030,208.00 | $8,211,260,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-121,001,836,544.00 | $8,516,480,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-120,675,246,080.00 | $7,327,350,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-116,473,544,704.00 | $8,636,940,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-111,753,412,608.00 | $8,286,920,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-111,649,284,096.00 | $9,947,290,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-110,751,047,680.00 | $8,996,220,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-109,486,424,064.00 | $15,558,900,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-106,490,814,464.00 | $6,961,580,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-105,789,317,120.00 | $8,110,850,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-105,465,659,392.00 | $10,323,900,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-104,825,774,080.00 | $6,364,970,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-101,616,828,416.00 | $10,393,400,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-98,729,353,216.00 | $6,951,920,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-96,270,958,592.00 | $9,846,610,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-93,900,906,496.00 | $5,909,640,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-92,977,143,808.00 | $11,061,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-92,009,160,704.00 | $10,445,300,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-91,462,049,792.00 | $11,209,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-90,510,032,896.00 | $10,916,900,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-89,195,372,544.00 | $8,218,770,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-88,827,027,456.00 | $12,492,100,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-86,608,371,712.00 | $11,415,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-86,297,993,216.00 | $9,211,890,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-83,606,740,992.00 | $9,946,960,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-83,486,089,216.00 | $8,272,070,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-83,196,198,912.00 | $6,104,940,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-82,407,178,240.00 | $9,693,020,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-82,356,002,816.00 | $8,791,150,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-81,704,050,688.00 | $9,561,360,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-81,235,058,688.00 | $7,485,310,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $-80,771,825,664.00 | $5,200,780,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $-80,278,290,432.00 | $9,394,560,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-80,132,907,008.00 | $8,154,840,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-80,060,710,912.00 | $10,234,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-79,234,064,384.00 | $10,573,000,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-79,201,681,408.00 | $8,060,100,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-78,928,953,344.00 | $4,267,830,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-78,784,806,912.00 | $6,812,520,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-78,668,554,240.00 | $10,946,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-78,257,930,240.00 | $6,846,980,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-77,407,510,528.00 | $7,132,650,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-76,868,829,184.00 | $8,205,440,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-76,688,785,408.00 | $7,066,420,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-76,646,858,752.00 | $8,582,930,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-76,641,984,512.00 | $7,754,760,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-76,582,182,912.00 | $7,358,450,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-75,864,563,712.00 | $7,351,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-75,351,400,448.00 | $9,220,340,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-75,284,766,720.00 | $7,661,480,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-75,221,639,168.00 | $7,611,040,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-74,368,819,200.00 | $9,975,660,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-74,083,196,928.00 | $10,861,700,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-73,821,003,776.00 | $7,153,320,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-73,813,024,768.00 | $7,879,230,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-73,261,129,728.00 | $6,916,180,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-71,804,215,296.00 | $9,581,670,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-69,755,789,312.00 | $8,631,780,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-68,407,738,368.00 | $9,058,890,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-68,101,087,232.00 | $7,625,970,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-67,868,610,560.00 | $8,676,020,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-67,696,181,248.00 | $5,650,070,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-67,289,784,320.00 | $5,124,770,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-66,425,323,520.00 | $17,363,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-65,265,348,608.00 | $5,601,170,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-64,630,054,912.00 | $9,063,150,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-64,447,733,760.00 | $4,727,100,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-64,077,672,448.00 | $8,985,690,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-63,503,147,008.00 | $9,562,000,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-63,159,463,936.00 | $8,836,060,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-63,004,499,968.00 | $7,673,150,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-61,406,646,272.00 | $4,508,180,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-61,139,017,728.00 | $9,094,130,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-60,892,073,984.00 | $14,756,400,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-59,970,555,904.00 | $7,303,630,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-58,673,807,360.00 | $9,600,340,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-58,417,537,024.00 | $4,875,660,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-57,857,806,336.00 | $9,841,160,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-57,612,447,744.00 | $10,185,400,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-57,451,413,504.00 | $6,996,770,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $-57,343,471,616.00 | $10,446,500,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-57,195,196,416.00 | $11,505,700,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-56,206,942,208.00 | $8,423,050,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-56,065,773,568.00 | $5,081,970,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-55,899,779,072.00 | $7,298,370,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-55,667,335,168.00 | $11,198,300,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-55,518,670,848.00 | $10,477,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-54,815,473,664.00 | $9,418,080,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-54,574,575,616.00 | $7,138,520,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-54,516,248,576.00 | $5,023,320,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-54,267,232,256.00 | $10,241,500,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-54,230,081,536.00 | $10,909,200,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-53,712,302,080.00 | $9,885,050,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-53,615,280,128.00 | $11,485,200,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-53,473,271,808.00 | $12,187,700,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-53,429,972,992.00 | $6,975,970,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-53,323,689,984.00 | $11,136,300,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $-53,200,125,952.00 | $5,453,700,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-52,316,688,384.00 | $7,363,910,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-51,387,539,456.00 | $10,133,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-50,335,596,544.00 | $9,925,770,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-50,196,082,688.00 | $5,182,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-50,156,302,336.00 | $10,089,600,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-50,099,580,928.00 | $10,078,300,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $-49,933,066,240.00 | $5,843,390,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-49,144,221,696.00 | $6,416,350,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-49,058,209,792.00 | $11,719,600,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-47,876,063,232.00 | $7,821,230,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-47,787,802,624.00 | $7,806,830,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-47,021,371,392.00 | $10,072,600,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-45,686,468,608.00 | $8,056,340,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-45,226,352,640.00 | $10,960,100,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-45,200,965,632.00 | $11,632,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-44,709,019,648.00 | $12,362,600,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-43,512,733,696.00 | $13,405,700,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-43,460,100,096.00 | $1,757,930,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-43,160,178,688.00 | $7,165,270,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-41,949,523,968.00 | $7,720,290,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-41,741,910,016.00 | $4,444,890,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-41,686,908,928.00 | $4,668,090,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-41,632,759,808.00 | $10,130,700,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-41,597,628,416.00 | $9,655,840,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-41,505,619,968.00 | $5,419,070,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-41,079,799,808.00 | $6,987,380,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-41,029,079,040.00 | $8,253,610,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-40,690,323,456.00 | $4,790,760,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-40,316,309,504.00 | $8,110,190,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-39,630,831,616.00 | $7,479,400,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-39,564,976,128.00 | $8,475,480,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-39,169,343,488.00 | $4,333,760,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-39,066,787,840.00 | $8,635,120,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-39,045,906,432.00 | $4,831,640,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-39,009,193,984.00 | $10,201,800,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-38,614,990,848.00 | $5,273,690,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-38,105,264,128.00 | $5,204,090,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-37,634,179,072.00 | $7,570,650,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-37,269,176,320.00 | $7,497,230,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-37,236,244,480.00 | $9,023,740,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-36,779,110,400.00 | $5,022,980,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-36,763,668,480.00 | $8,909,200,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-36,593,721,344.00 | $5,324,360,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-36,403,978,240.00 | $5,220,020,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-36,286,861,312.00 | $7,328,460,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-36,284,739,584.00 | $7,772,740,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-35,996,233,728.00 | $5,161,560,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-35,941,609,472.00 | $5,411,890,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-35,858,526,208.00 | $5,399,400,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-35,758,788,608.00 | $9,351,630,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $-35,406,622,720.00 | $7,584,630,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-35,406,573,568.00 | $4,835,530,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-35,355,369,472.00 | $8,603,240,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-35,191,824,384.00 | $8,020,990,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-35,087,245,312.00 | $10,183,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-34,909,315,072.00 | $6,155,910,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-34,731,433,984.00 | $3,380,230,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-34,319,466,496.00 | $3,533,110,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-34,014,144,512.00 | $3,101,600,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-33,885,929,472.00 | $8,861,870,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-33,817,534,464.00 | $8,195,240,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-33,647,403,008.00 | $8,799,490,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-33,315,731,456.00 | $10,894,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Ultimate Suffering | $-32,931,663,872.00 | $3,153,010,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-32,563,730,432.00 | $9,164,000,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-31,881,734,144.00 | $3,394,910,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-31,543,939,072.00 | $4,126,020,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-31,399,342,080.00 | $6,036,010,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-30,829,408,256.00 | $8,062,550,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-30,827,958,272.00 | $9,349,730,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-29,783,779,328.00 | $3,685,530,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-29,364,537,344.00 | $10,183,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-29,143,975,936.00 | $9,536,540,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-28,874,297,344.00 | $3,943,400,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-28,451,147,776.00 | $9,867,070,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-28,423,110,656.00 | $10,463,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-28,015,994,880.00 | $10,313,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-27,860,727,808.00 | $10,694,400,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-27,816,511,488.00 | $4,544,210,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-27,755,302,912.00 | $10,654,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-27,719,823,360.00 | $4,528,440,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws | $-27,643,457,536.00 | $12,587,700,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-27,367,561,216.00 | $9,687,750,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-27,140,493,312.00 | $6,151,370,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-26,802,348,032.00 | $9,487,580,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-26,453,188,608.00 | $14,495,600,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-26,383,454,208.00 | $9,150,050,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $-25,722,048,512.00 | $7,238,610,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-25,321,572,352.00 | $4,414,280,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-25,185,658,880.00 | $8,915,300,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-25,060,927,488.00 | $4,020,490,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-24,469,706,752.00 | $7,421,270,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-24,416,534,528.00 | $3,501,120,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-24,370,479,104.00 | $5,523,580,000,000.00 |
| The Big Brachycardian Caveman of J Blackwolf | $-24,201,562,112.00 | $9,289,910,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-24,082,376,704.00 | $6,777,240,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-24,015,992,832.00 | $4,126,310,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-23,938,734,080.00 | $8,473,890,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-23,883,558,912.00 | $3,186,260,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-23,776,985,088.00 | $9,159,520,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-23,700,004,864.00 | $6,669,620,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-23,687,831,552.00 | $15,225,600,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-23,359,461,376.00 | $4,299,000,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-23,209,637,888.00 | $4,792,120,000,000.00 |
| The Grand Duchy of Gab in The City of Truth | $-23,179,354,112.00 | $4,040,820,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-22,802,958,336.00 | $10,126,200,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-22,669,885,440.00 | $8,024,790,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-22,243,598,336.00 | $1,323,070,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-22,205,485,056.00 | $3,125,550,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-22,162,214,912.00 | $3,863,500,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elons | $-22,158,094,336.00 | $2,945,650,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-21,993,089,024.00 | $4,649,160,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-21,748,639,744.00 | $8,348,290,000,000.00 |
| The Starborn Magical Girl of Luneraraisu | $-21,408,866,304.00 | $2,669,960,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-21,208,965,120.00 | $4,807,030,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $-21,093,341,184.00 | $4,780,840,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-21,019,693,056.00 | $4,764,110,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-20,610,926,592.00 | $6,251,030,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-20,563,273,728.00 | $7,893,260,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-20,170,205,184.00 | $4,908,120,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-19,521,157,120.00 | $5,493,650,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-19,398,672,384.00 | $5,073,170,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-19,257,620,480.00 | $5,036,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-19,257,620,480.00 | $5,036,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-19,221,952,512.00 | $5,026,960,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-18,859,796,480.00 | $4,932,250,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-18,718,744,576.00 | $4,895,280,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-18,649,671,680.00 | $5,248,330,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-18,636,965,888.00 | $8,486,520,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-18,630,244,352.00 | $4,872,180,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-18,447,259,648.00 | $5,191,350,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-18,175,965,184.00 | $2,873,760,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-18,164,389,888.00 | $2,735,090,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-18,050,983,936.00 | $1,768,500,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-18,003,732,480.00 | $7,514,830,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-17,786,906,624.00 | $3,672,470,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-17,676,851,200.00 | $5,361,160,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-17,674,215,424.00 | $5,360,350,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $-17,643,108,352.00 | $7,322,510,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-17,619,646,464.00 | $2,275,360,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-17,219,397,632.00 | $3,395,550,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elon | $-17,101,745,152.00 | $2,839,170,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-16,571,661,312.00 | $5,422,640,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor | $-16,560,964,608.00 | $1,854,510,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-16,416,037,888.00 | $9,945,650,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-16,388,173,824.00 | $5,362,580,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-16,229,957,632.00 | $8,392,430,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-16,227,642,368.00 | $5,310,030,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-16,139,797,504.00 | $8,345,930,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-16,065,456,128.00 | $3,088,320,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-15,997,628,416.00 | $5,662,950,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-15,913,108,480.00 | $5,633,010,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-15,818,812,416.00 | $5,599,650,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-15,791,029,248.00 | $3,579,090,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-15,775,505,408.00 | $5,584,250,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of Good Old Watts | $-15,764,797,440.00 | $2,062,070,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $-15,761,690,624.00 | $5,578,080,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-15,469,702,144.00 | $2,112,000,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-15,312,407,552.00 | $1,630,550,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-15,238,122,496.00 | $3,985,070,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-15,178,785,792.00 | $4,037,370,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-15,027,437,568.00 | $7,770,710,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-15,015,574,528.00 | $5,901,160,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-14,968,102,912.00 | $2,877,370,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of Progress is Congress | $-14,762,206,208.00 | $3,120,620,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-14,568,379,392.00 | $3,301,920,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-14,531,375,104.00 | $3,800,250,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-14,496,108,544.00 | $3,791,010,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-14,437,170,176.00 | $5,541,860,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $-14,401,546,240.00 | $1,782,090,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-14,355,799,040.00 | $1,866,460,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-14,252,345,344.00 | $5,470,840,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-14,142,819,328.00 | $5,428,760,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-13,883,826,176.00 | $5,795,080,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-13,405,911,040.00 | $6,104,490,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-13,352,147,968.00 | $4,049,520,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-13,311,830,016.00 | $4,037,330,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-13,220,496,384.00 | $2,025,970,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Women Voters | $-13,168,077,824.00 | $3,443,720,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-12,994,918,400.00 | $2,291,520,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-12,986,130,432.00 | $5,913,260,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-12,982,012,928.00 | $9,658,870,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-12,889,434,112.00 | $6,665,030,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-12,775,628,800.00 | $3,888,670,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-12,688,806,912.00 | $8,552,540,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-12,537,905,152.00 | $5,709,170,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-12,400,881,664.00 | $6,178,440,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-12,281,814,016.00 | $2,421,870,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $-12,229,432,320.00 | $3,709,010,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-12,205,040,640.00 | $2,326,730,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-12,114,370,560.00 | $4,288,270,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-11,916,010,496.00 | $1,449,300,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-11,562,004,480.00 | $6,335,700,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-11,447,016,448.00 | $2,311,830,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-11,218,276,352.00 | $2,064,580,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-11,133,832,192.00 | $2,248,570,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-10,955,661,312.00 | $8,026,560,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-10,931,405,824.00 | $2,310,810,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-10,914,756,608.00 | $2,307,280,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $-10,630,509,568.00 | $4,437,230,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-10,575,408,128.00 | $9,025,930,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-10,342,726,656.00 | $2,910,640,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-10,292,670,464.00 | $1,815,010,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-10,187,166,720.00 | $1,664,220,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $-10,154,427,392.00 | $2,470,900,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-10,042,330,112.00 | $4,572,850,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-9,981,755,392.00 | $4,545,270,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-9,805,450,240.00 | $1,812,500,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-9,659,748,352.00 | $6,510,860,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-9,632,762,880.00 | $6,492,780,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-9,600,750,592.00 | $8,634,260,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $-9,436,248,064.00 | $4,707,530,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $-9,384,855,552.00 | $9,162,550,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of The Gwangi | $-9,003,249,664.00 | $2,730,560,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-8,663,303,168.00 | $5,248,680,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-8,633,392,128.00 | $4,730,850,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Greedy Elon | $-8,450,316,800.00 | $2,765,120,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-8,349,294,080.00 | $3,200,160,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-8,319,262,720.00 | $6,734,870,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-8,244,524,032.00 | $3,661,160,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-8,192,190,464.00 | $4,358,350,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-7,840,519,168.00 | $10,503,900,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-7,517,255,680.00 | $1,930,210,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-7,353,811,456.00 | $3,802,690,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-7,261,269,504.00 | $3,030,900,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-6,787,966,976.00 | $5,128,320,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-6,692,044,800.00 | $2,008,520,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-6,395,986,944.00 | $3,186,590,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-6,081,334,784.00 | $6,576,680,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-5,913,810,432.00 | $4,787,370,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-5,806,993,920.00 | $2,055,600,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best of The Best Sir | $-5,756,108,288.00 | $4,410,960,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-5,559,068,672.00 | $4,072,870,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-5,483,078,144.00 | $7,346,050,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-5,170,672,128.00 | $7,856,170,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-4,968,036,864.00 | $5,689,830,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-4,923,045,376.00 | $7,579,980,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-4,774,089,728.00 | $483,051,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-4,751,692,288.00 | $10,808,300,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-4,731,289,600.00 | $4,255,120,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-4,655,824,896.00 | $6,250,170,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-4,638,011,904.00 | $2,077,000,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-4,562,089,472.00 | $5,192,710,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-4,451,364,352.00 | $4,741,970,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-4,431,139,328.00 | $3,587,260,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-4,389,480,960.00 | $2,335,270,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-4,228,078,336.00 | $9,617,170,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-3,778,080,512.00 | $8,593,680,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-3,721,260,800.00 | $4,262,090,000,000.00 |
| The Emirate of The Ents | $-3,700,125,440.00 | $1,420,310,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-3,603,015,168.00 | $1,613,530,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-3,548,479,744.00 | $9,046,000,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-3,402,844,672.00 | $1,523,890,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-3,334,252,288.00 | $7,584,270,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-3,163,962,112.00 | $2,561,410,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elon | $-3,112,664,832.00 | $2,519,800,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $-2,941,591,040.00 | $2,381,340,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-2,868,801,280.00 | $3,285,800,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-2,835,611,136.00 | $2,295,560,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-2,672,337,920.00 | $3,579,550,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $-2,650,804,992.00 | $6,029,660,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-1,972,191,360.00 | $5,027,650,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best Sir | $-1,968,690,432.00 | $3,031,170,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-1,747,352,960.00 | $1,861,400,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $-1,638,174,592.00 | $2,489,050,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $-1,535,875,712.00 | $6,337,430,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-1,425,881,856.00 | $2,195,550,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $-1,415,325,568.00 | $2,179,170,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $-1,410,877,056.00 | $3,209,250,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $-1,172,544,896.00 | $4,838,750,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-1,171,111,680.00 | $4,832,940,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $-1,029,880,576.00 | $4,264,860,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $-756,378,304.00 | $5,330,890,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $-729,763,328.00 | $5,143,280,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $-659,879,552.00 | $11,246,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $-561,714,240.00 | $3,959,350,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-561,522,560.00 | $2,317,720,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $-289,939,968.00 | $4,945,400,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $-289,099,968.00 | $4,930,440,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $-138,364,592.00 | $2,360,510,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $187,398,688.00 | $1,913,250,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $280,464,640.00 | $1,825,230,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $288,079,936.00 | $2,465,960,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $508,453,792.00 | $2,768,030,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $589,294,080.00 | $5,045,820,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $591,075,520.00 | $5,061,220,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $674,357,312.00 | $2,067,950,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $715,672,000.00 | $2,532,340,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $760,842,560.00 | $6,514,320,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $780,648,704.00 | $6,683,640,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $999,199,424.00 | $3,535,780,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $1,366,999,040.00 | $4,192,000,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $1,464,418,432.00 | $5,181,810,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $1,542,286,080.00 | $1,627,450,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $1,563,726,208.00 | $2,657,910,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $1,618,761,600.00 | $2,751,410,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $1,862,344,064.00 | $6,590,420,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $1,875,797,632.00 | $6,637,900,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $2,004,827,904.00 | $2,754,940,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $2,666,201,600.00 | $6,836,580,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $2,692,079,104.00 | $6,904,190,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $2,790,861,312.00 | $7,157,340,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $2,814,615,040.00 | $7,217,090,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $3,076,300,288.00 | $6,998,850,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $3,239,725,056.00 | $5,506,150,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $3,321,974,784.00 | $4,424,950,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $4,216,978,176.00 | $9,594,150,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $4,585,706,496.00 | $10,433,200,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $5,194,330,112.00 | $11,817,900,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $5,358,643,200.00 | $7,363,630,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $5,958,276,608.00 | $8,956,920,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $6,424,766,976.00 | $5,779,490,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $6,670,748,160.00 | $10,034,400,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $6,677,805,056.00 | $2,338,610,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $6,750,743,040.00 | $6,072,610,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $6,802,252,800.00 | $10,231,500,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $6,807,769,088.00 | $4,109,630,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $6,887,261,184.00 | $15,669,400,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $6,891,283,456.00 | $8,381,040,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $7,316,669,952.00 | $11,005,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hostile Takeover of Warzone Trindon Dad | $7,323,429,888.00 | $10,063,700,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $7,330,903,552.00 | $7,516,910,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $7,636,649,472.00 | $6,219,420,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $7,652,363,264.00 | $7,846,570,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $7,676,918,784.00 | $4,969,340,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $7,812,336,640.00 | $10,385,700,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $7,931,523,584.00 | $11,930,500,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $7,962,709,504.00 | $2,477,240,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Green Armada of Starlight | $7,982,390,272.00 | $2,483,380,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $8,074,741,248.00 | $10,734,300,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Greedy Elons | $8,263,667,712.00 | $3,104,210,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $8,483,513,344.00 | $2,169,510,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $8,643,794,944.00 | $6,464,100,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $8,744,051,712.00 | $2,682,810,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $8,846,577,664.00 | $11,760,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $8,925,480,960.00 | $3,204,210,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $9,365,681,152.00 | $6,283,920,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $9,486,169,088.00 | $11,384,000,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $9,797,690,368.00 | $11,365,800,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $10,278,761,472.00 | $12,335,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $10,328,217,600.00 | $11,365,000,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $10,648,146,944.00 | $3,845,800,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $10,864,872,448.00 | $2,841,180,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $10,890,383,360.00 | $2,741,050,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $11,081,507,840.00 | $4,514,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $11,086,804,992.00 | $7,297,620,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $11,286,102,016.00 | $3,712,580,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $11,608,464,384.00 | $7,641,010,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $11,818,678,272.00 | $13,005,500,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elons | $11,841,261,568.00 | $3,503,850,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $11,976,327,168.00 | $7,882,920,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $12,185,591,808.00 | $4,577,440,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $12,327,606,272.00 | $5,409,980,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $12,371,986,432.00 | $8,143,420,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $12,420,546,560.00 | $8,175,560,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $13,103,581,184.00 | $8,481,970,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $13,257,060,352.00 | $13,392,800,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Heights | $13,386,549,248.00 | $3,838,770,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $13,708,164,096.00 | $8,873,380,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $13,712,623,616.00 | $13,853,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $13,734,257,664.00 | $13,875,300,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $14,513,310,720.00 | $11,819,900,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $14,949,434,368.00 | $2,940,000,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $15,003,376,640.00 | $9,711,690,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $15,071,114,240.00 | $12,968,600,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $15,261,882,368.00 | $13,132,800,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $15,478,839,296.00 | $7,649,090,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The George Armada of Starlight | $17,106,822,144.00 | $2,641,140,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $17,323,253,760.00 | $4,430,080,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $17,338,652,672.00 | $12,966,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $17,454,960,640.00 | $9,572,730,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $17,710,608,384.00 | $14,423,900,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $18,028,537,856.00 | $9,441,920,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $19,481,358,336.00 | $7,800,870,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $19,504,033,792.00 | $7,809,930,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $19,987,750,912.00 | $8,003,730,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $20,011,646,976.00 | $4,655,440,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $20,127,096,832.00 | $6,008,240,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $20,317,974,528.00 | $8,135,950,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $21,221,949,440.00 | $5,549,500,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $21,376,110,592.00 | $8,559,770,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $21,403,426,816.00 | $8,570,640,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $21,569,527,808.00 | $6,710,330,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $21,638,866,944.00 | $8,664,820,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $21,659,969,536.00 | $8,824,240,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $21,770,276,864.00 | $7,221,040,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $21,846,556,672.00 | $4,709,080,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $22,181,296,128.00 | $8,882,170,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $22,814,414,848.00 | $16,772,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $23,040,471,040.00 | $10,376,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $23,251,329,024.00 | $5,414,750,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $23,331,346,432.00 | $4,385,000,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $23,376,730,112.00 | $7,949,240,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $24,114,176,000.00 | $8,199,940,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $24,442,484,736.00 | $16,086,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $24,652,812,288.00 | $15,208,100,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $25,515,646,976.00 | $7,550,150,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $26,639,054,848.00 | $9,058,660,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $28,481,042,432.00 | $8,484,510,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $29,151,064,064.00 | $16,797,800,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $30,293,047,296.00 | $4,939,300,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $30,438,123,520.00 | $9,067,520,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $30,438,742,016.00 | $5,720,850,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $32,015,087,616.00 | $7,375,430,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $32,282,259,456.00 | $8,613,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $32,638,228,480.00 | $6,419,450,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $32,779,622,400.00 | $8,603,380,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $33,070,190,592.00 | $1,118,120,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $35,999,748,096.00 | $6,505,650,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $36,030,672,896.00 | $10,133,100,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $36,053,180,416.00 | $8,080,570,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $36,298,592,256.00 | $6,559,650,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $36,376,014,848.00 | $15,626,400,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $36,788,465,664.00 | $6,962,980,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $37,924,397,056.00 | $10,970,900,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $38,911,012,864.00 | $5,615,460,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $40,013,328,384.00 | $6,723,890,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $40,643,612,672.00 | $10,887,900,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $40,823,603,200.00 | $10,936,200,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $41,379,966,976.00 | $10,058,100,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $42,826,231,808.00 | $9,113,310,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $43,143,524,352.00 | $7,249,880,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $44,946,640,896.00 | $1,321,710,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $45,542,154,240.00 | $7,186,710,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $46,837,051,392.00 | $11,319,000,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $48,079,872,000.00 | $7,587,230,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $48,353,193,984.00 | $7,222,140,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $48,575,389,696.00 | $8,778,200,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $48,830,308,352.00 | $13,181,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $48,994,594,816.00 | $7,731,550,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $49,243,090,944.00 | $8,436,020,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $49,354,067,968.00 | $7,788,300,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $49,570,091,008.00 | $7,822,350,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $50,340,425,728.00 | $10,425,500,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $50,566,463,488.00 | $9,912,870,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $51,404,357,632.00 | $7,313,900,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $53,415,411,712.00 | $8,246,810,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $54,364,065,792.00 | $7,369,320,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $54,664,364,032.00 | $9,185,780,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $55,434,932,224.00 | $7,887,360,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $56,028,889,088.00 | $7,636,970,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $56,323,670,016.00 | $9,464,640,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $56,359,694,336.00 | $7,682,070,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $57,897,529,344.00 | $8,237,720,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $57,933,479,936.00 | $9,735,180,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $58,174,644,224.00 | $9,180,130,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $58,199,851,008.00 | $7,932,850,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $58,613,886,976.00 | $8,754,720,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $59,202,252,800.00 | $7,617,740,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $59,605,438,464.00 | $10,016,100,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $59,736,326,144.00 | $9,426,610,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $60,151,623,680.00 | $8,558,440,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $60,187,537,408.00 | $10,113,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $61,533,048,832.00 | $8,067,640,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $61,887,729,664.00 | $9,766,050,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $62,010,937,344.00 | $9,785,510,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $64,436,121,600.00 | $10,168,200,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $65,038,458,880.00 | $10,263,300,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $65,444,515,840.00 | $8,580,490,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $66,255,286,272.00 | $8,686,790,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $66,792,341,504.00 | $10,540,100,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $71,855,415,296.00 | $10,223,700,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $73,603,645,440.00 | $8,538,930,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $75,305,648,128.00 | $10,264,400,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $77,449,928,704.00 | $9,497,250,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $79,345,164,288.00 | $9,729,660,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $82,240,552,960.00 | $9,795,970,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $84,760,190,976.00 | $21,433,400,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $85,333,458,944.00 | $9,443,790,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $85,724,528,640.00 | $2,418,770,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $85,848,686,592.00 | $12,822,500,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $88,560,697,344.00 | $10,274,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $88,879,988,736.00 | $9,836,260,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $92,379,791,360.00 | $9,480,970,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $95,014,068,224.00 | $10,981,500,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $95,374,417,920.00 | $10,555,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $96,698,007,552.00 | $10,701,500,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $99,918,356,480.00 | $2,537,450,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $100,174,200,832.00 | $12,681,300,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $100,228,521,984.00 | $10,652,300,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Children of the Djel | $101,118,140,416.00 | $6,066,580,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $104,334,499,840.00 | $11,307,000,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $105,965,101,056.00 | $12,293,300,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $107,838,963,712.00 | $9,078,580,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $108,753,076,224.00 | $13,335,700,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $109,393,977,344.00 | $9,209,500,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $110,306,902,016.00 | $24,293,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $110,313,144,320.00 | $16,476,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $110,541,701,120.00 | $9,306,080,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $110,745,067,520.00 | $9,323,250,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $111,083,929,600.00 | $9,634,750,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $111,408,152,576.00 | $9,379,050,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $112,503,971,840.00 | $9,471,340,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $112,835,510,272.00 | $9,499,240,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $115,632,906,240.00 | $9,608,190,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $117,315,600,384.00 | $6,844,240,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $117,832,400,896.00 | $9,790,950,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $118,610,591,744.00 | $9,855,580,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $118,674,202,624.00 | $9,990,730,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $119,438,999,552.00 | $10,055,100,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $120,622,170,112.00 | $10,022,700,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $122,122,149,888.00 | $10,026,400,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $122,302,177,280.00 | $13,845,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $123,135,287,296.00 | $10,366,300,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $123,696,160,768.00 | $10,413,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $124,430,180,352.00 | $10,215,900,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $125,027,434,496.00 | $10,152,200,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $125,182,124,032.00 | $10,401,600,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $130,881,069,056.00 | $13,662,400,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $131,616,276,480.00 | $10,580,800,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $132,558,282,752.00 | $11,014,500,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $132,612,300,800.00 | $11,019,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $132,887,314,432.00 | $44,627,600,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $133,621,825,536.00 | $13,112,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $133,664,456,704.00 | $10,974,000,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $134,327,435,264.00 | $10,798,800,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $134,580,264,960.00 | $12,095,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $136,394,268,672.00 | $10,861,800,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $137,183,109,120.00 | $11,262,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $137,198,051,328.00 | $10,925,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $139,351,375,872.00 | $11,097,200,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $143,036,022,784.00 | $6,021,690,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $143,372,959,744.00 | $6,651,260,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $145,114,349,568.00 | $11,455,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $145,984,339,968.00 | $6,772,400,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $146,084,921,344.00 | $11,531,800,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $146,931,974,144.00 | $11,930,800,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $148,026,572,800.00 | $11,685,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $149,997,486,080.00 | $12,179,700,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $152,386,109,440.00 | $6,930,480,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $155,838,070,784.00 | $12,410,200,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $157,481,107,456.00 | $6,741,370,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $157,616,619,520.00 | $12,246,700,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $158,672,125,952.00 | $12,423,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $159,206,293,504.00 | $12,370,200,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $160,131,907,584.00 | $11,257,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $160,208,273,408.00 | $12,646,600,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $162,015,641,600.00 | $12,789,300,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $169,007,251,456.00 | $13,232,500,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $169,844,621,312.00 | $12,935,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $174,651,604,992.00 | $7,327,410,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $179,906,396,160.00 | $13,978,600,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $181,204,467,712.00 | $9,689,910,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $183,802,544,128.00 | $14,087,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $187,173,322,752.00 | $8,498,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $188,199,452,672.00 | $8,523,720,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $200,213,364,736.00 | $14,783,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $202,360,864,768.00 | $8,132,250,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $211,632,750,592.00 | $12,192,800,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $214,998,892,544.00 | $15,625,400,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $223,629,295,616.00 | $13,868,200,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $240,586,801,152.00 | $8,543,840,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $249,625,427,968.00 | $20,468,300,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $272,977,903,616.00 | $9,686,510,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $276,941,012,992.00 | $9,665,420,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $290,387,329,024.00 | $10,134,700,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $294,198,181,888.00 | $10,289,400,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $318,406,328,320.00 | $7,910,530,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $338,330,746,880.00 | $11,484,100,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $361,611,198,464.00 | $20,792,000,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $384,430,342,144.00 | $11,991,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $402,886,787,072.00 | $23,347,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Scientific Provinces of Bracksnit | $481,432,109,056.00 | $82,387,600,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $554,805,886,976.00 | $18,721,900,000,000.00 |
| The Navy Airmen of Eltran Navy Air Corps | $572,671,262,720.00 | $22,826,000,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DSN1 | $1,049,461,915,648.00 | $87,328,500,000,000.00 |
