| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-668,140,306,432.00 | $13,097,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-495,418,998,784.00 | $12,331,400,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-492,480,593,920.00 | $14,792,100,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-474,329,055,232.00 | $6,872,100,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-471,576,281,088.00 | $10,282,600,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-467,237,896,192.00 | $10,139,900,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-455,477,067,776.00 | $13,800,800,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-424,756,871,168.00 | $11,669,400,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-419,436,232,704.00 | $14,461,000,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-299,541,725,184.00 | $7,679,580,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-249,238,077,440.00 | $10,010,400,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-240,943,923,200.00 | $10,065,300,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-228,144,185,344.00 | $8,404,820,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-220,927,852,544.00 | $43,390,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-220,646,211,584.00 | $8,862,010,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-212,308,770,816.00 | $15,044,200,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-207,010,299,904.00 | $9,662,900,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-206,837,219,328.00 | $9,297,780,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-205,493,698,560.00 | $11,779,500,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-202,594,975,744.00 | $9,246,070,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $-201,358,114,816.00 | $11,542,500,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-191,305,400,320.00 | $2,204,290,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-173,262,635,008.00 | $10,428,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-172,259,426,304.00 | $11,715,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-169,750,757,376.00 | $12,248,600,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-160,363,036,672.00 | $10,391,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-156,570,107,904.00 | $7,852,070,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-153,243,254,784.00 | $7,123,060,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-152,608,833,536.00 | $9,867,750,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-149,125,316,608.00 | $14,806,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-146,467,209,216.00 | $8,540,240,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-144,937,025,536.00 | $8,451,040,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-138,080,190,464.00 | $10,062,800,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-137,249,030,144.00 | $8,627,620,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-136,796,667,904.00 | $9,693,390,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-131,792,404,480.00 | $10,243,800,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-126,994,202,624.00 | $9,870,880,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-126,684,569,600.00 | $12,896,900,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-125,009,616,896.00 | $9,898,900,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-124,588,392,448.00 | $10,634,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-124,019,548,160.00 | $11,643,100,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $-122,421,272,576.00 | $8,296,280,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-122,350,616,576.00 | $8,291,480,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-122,082,639,872.00 | $18,239,600,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-121,537,830,912.00 | $7,640,020,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-116,714,823,680.00 | $12,076,500,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-113,999,872,000.00 | $8,333,350,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-112,716,308,480.00 | $11,948,200,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-108,619,489,280.00 | $6,976,470,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-106,511,187,968.00 | $5,897,320,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-105,729,441,792.00 | $13,261,000,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-102,291,865,600.00 | $12,961,300,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-100,729,815,040.00 | $13,120,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-100,074,668,032.00 | $12,176,100,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-99,949,404,160.00 | $14,531,100,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-98,371,018,752.00 | $9,553,530,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-97,604,968,448.00 | $9,539,510,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-95,113,560,064.00 | $10,720,300,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-94,733,950,976.00 | $13,359,600,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-94,076,911,616.00 | $7,149,740,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-93,777,166,336.00 | $4,380,680,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-93,273,432,064.00 | $11,818,600,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $-92,572,852,224.00 | $11,729,800,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-91,674,968,064.00 | $10,332,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-91,308,662,784.00 | $8,867,710,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-90,661,298,176.00 | $11,216,700,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-89,783,992,320.00 | $9,641,640,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $-89,135,890,432.00 | $11,027,900,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-89,042,911,232.00 | $8,953,730,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-88,915,812,352.00 | $9,423,670,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-88,776,261,632.00 | $12,014,400,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-88,767,537,152.00 | $9,532,540,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-88,590,811,136.00 | $8,164,780,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-87,857,127,424.00 | $10,325,000,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-87,504,666,624.00 | $8,498,290,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-87,462,903,808.00 | $12,364,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-87,238,787,072.00 | $9,245,940,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-86,974,398,464.00 | $11,254,200,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-86,930,546,688.00 | $12,823,300,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-86,737,461,248.00 | $8,423,740,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-86,729,883,648.00 | $9,192,020,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-86,229,164,032.00 | $9,718,970,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-85,982,134,272.00 | $8,786,610,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-85,253,218,304.00 | $9,155,170,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-84,401,668,096.00 | $10,926,000,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-84,279,721,984.00 | $8,612,640,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-83,514,179,584.00 | $9,412,990,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-83,190,423,552.00 | $11,615,800,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-81,456,635,904.00 | $12,846,800,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-81,421,148,160.00 | $6,170,930,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-80,864,944,128.00 | $10,523,600,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-80,741,081,088.00 | $11,414,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-79,692,505,088.00 | $9,365,560,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-77,976,379,392.00 | $6,149,160,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-77,712,138,240.00 | $6,704,930,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-77,206,315,008.00 | $10,807,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-77,003,841,536.00 | $10,421,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-76,899,942,400.00 | $6,842,350,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-75,261,681,664.00 | $7,059,040,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-73,704,595,456.00 | $5,635,000,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-73,196,896,256.00 | $11,647,400,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-72,568,897,536.00 | $10,757,200,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-71,949,631,488.00 | $10,665,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-71,451,852,800.00 | $10,786,500,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $-70,643,089,408.00 | $7,518,780,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-70,490,316,800.00 | $7,582,590,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-69,577,416,704.00 | $20,613,400,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-68,796,874,752.00 | $8,998,840,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-68,542,869,504.00 | $10,835,500,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-66,972,684,288.00 | $11,653,300,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-66,167,271,424.00 | $8,654,830,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-65,588,908,032.00 | $12,351,700,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-65,085,612,032.00 | $17,888,200,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-63,991,590,912.00 | $8,370,300,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-62,441,508,864.00 | $8,704,140,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-62,100,393,984.00 | $8,728,020,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-61,316,120,576.00 | $5,954,880,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-61,113,716,736.00 | $9,907,980,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-60,118,978,560.00 | $12,077,200,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-59,624,157,184.00 | $8,968,480,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-59,255,971,840.00 | $13,391,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-59,021,066,240.00 | $11,033,700,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-58,117,824,512.00 | $12,286,700,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-58,004,434,944.00 | $13,332,700,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-57,855,086,592.00 | $13,074,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-57,124,544,512.00 | $12,076,700,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-56,827,236,352.00 | $9,887,980,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-56,726,011,904.00 | $12,819,400,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $-56,158,662,656.00 | $6,948,000,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-55,758,499,840.00 | $13,458,500,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-55,405,342,720.00 | $7,787,020,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-55,246,798,848.00 | $14,233,100,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-54,957,682,688.00 | $6,135,720,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-54,803,202,048.00 | $11,837,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-54,531,403,776.00 | $6,408,570,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-54,386,753,536.00 | $7,829,620,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-54,298,984,448.00 | $9,538,890,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-54,029,119,488.00 | $9,491,560,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-53,861,228,544.00 | $11,633,800,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-53,572,239,360.00 | $6,626,290,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-53,027,442,688.00 | $11,983,400,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-52,886,319,104.00 | $11,951,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-52,583,141,376.00 | $13,981,900,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $-51,914,919,936.00 | $7,452,630,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-51,583,565,824.00 | $6,713,000,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-51,500,089,344.00 | $9,801,280,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-50,411,827,200.00 | $2,282,430,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-49,903,407,104.00 | $12,045,200,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-49,800,015,872.00 | $6,817,050,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-49,026,191,360.00 | $8,625,380,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-48,769,728,512.00 | $7,021,020,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-48,681,369,600.00 | $4,641,500,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-47,692,587,008.00 | $7,217,600,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-47,625,007,104.00 | $13,089,200,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-47,563,759,616.00 | $7,198,110,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-47,309,168,640.00 | $13,855,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-47,056,977,920.00 | $14,691,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-46,996,885,504.00 | $7,478,350,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-46,635,786,240.00 | $7,420,870,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-46,496,387,072.00 | $9,340,630,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-46,482,538,496.00 | $8,414,660,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elons | $-45,892,104,192.00 | $5,676,350,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-45,126,606,848.00 | $6,342,380,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-44,575,129,600.00 | $8,483,420,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-44,538,839,040.00 | $15,802,500,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-44,373,946,368.00 | $11,973,000,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-44,080,828,416.00 | $11,326,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-43,571,519,488.00 | $5,389,330,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-43,549,442,048.00 | $10,311,700,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-42,914,775,040.00 | $9,698,230,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-42,159,136,768.00 | $9,527,400,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-41,802,956,800.00 | $8,837,580,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-41,696,972,800.00 | $6,463,670,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-41,621,159,936.00 | $12,128,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-41,478,561,792.00 | $8,935,690,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-41,301,168,128.00 | $5,945,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $-41,179,082,752.00 | $9,939,400,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-41,164,259,328.00 | $9,935,850,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-40,891,703,296.00 | $11,916,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Ultimate Suffering | $-40,794,386,432.00 | $5,921,440,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-40,780,201,984.00 | $5,684,600,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-40,010,018,816.00 | $5,556,720,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-39,793,381,376.00 | $8,992,690,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-39,422,693,376.00 | $8,908,980,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-39,145,353,216.00 | $6,336,440,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-38,760,493,056.00 | $10,458,400,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-38,672,175,104.00 | $10,628,600,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-38,391,218,176.00 | $9,266,470,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-38,158,225,408.00 | $10,487,300,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-37,116,604,416.00 | $10,815,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-37,057,511,424.00 | $9,547,120,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-36,791,746,560.00 | $10,721,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-35,989,393,408.00 | $11,978,500,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-35,777,114,112.00 | $6,619,570,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-35,704,815,616.00 | $9,813,100,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-35,399,426,048.00 | $11,160,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-34,740,539,392.00 | $6,758,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-34,718,584,832.00 | $2,654,370,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-34,245,597,184.00 | $9,979,280,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-34,205,632,512.00 | $8,558,430,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-33,746,444,288.00 | $12,765,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-33,331,427,328.00 | $11,392,100,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-32,041,955,328.00 | $4,849,100,000,000.00 |
| The King of Gondor and Arnor | $-31,288,401,920.00 | $3,493,180,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-31,253,340,160.00 | $11,600,200,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elon | $-31,091,968,000.00 | $4,705,330,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-30,729,551,872.00 | $13,590,600,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-30,724,255,744.00 | $8,953,150,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-30,608,613,376.00 | $5,722,110,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-30,110,472,192.00 | $12,136,300,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-29,862,100,992.00 | $9,414,480,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-29,577,056,256.00 | $5,941,680,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-29,440,444,416.00 | $9,281,480,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-29,363,066,880.00 | $7,346,710,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-29,289,357,312.00 | $11,805,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-29,175,050,240.00 | $12,903,000,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-29,093,763,072.00 | $11,768,000,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-29,004,103,680.00 | $12,472,200,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-28,829,085,696.00 | $5,334,000,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-28,761,102,336.00 | $4,128,800,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-28,725,663,744.00 | $11,619,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-28,633,243,648.00 | $12,312,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-28,597,975,040.00 | $7,155,310,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-27,909,822,464.00 | $5,311,670,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws | $-27,826,452,480.00 | $14,895,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-27,788,769,280.00 | $6,458,630,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-27,715,672,064.00 | $9,472,700,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-27,607,621,632.00 | $5,199,030,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-27,451,801,600.00 | $11,065,000,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-27,367,440,384.00 | $11,069,700,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-27,177,340,928.00 | $4,406,150,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-26,885,617,664.00 | $7,834,590,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-26,378,584,064.00 | $6,600,030,000,000.00 |
| The Nasicournian Gadfly of J Blackwolf | $-25,920,473,088.00 | $11,463,800,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-25,854,730,240.00 | $4,114,090,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-25,699,919,872.00 | $1,558,400,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-25,544,239,104.00 | $16,899,500,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-25,374,074,880.00 | $5,193,840,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-25,085,177,856.00 | $6,768,510,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-25,082,435,584.00 | $10,145,600,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-24,779,782,144.00 | $7,812,150,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-24,769,619,968.00 | $7,808,990,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-24,729,513,984.00 | $7,796,320,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-24,101,855,232.00 | $7,023,400,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-23,909,365,760.00 | $10,574,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-23,808,774,144.00 | $6,937,880,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-23,784,523,776.00 | $6,930,950,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-23,730,186,240.00 | $7,481,240,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-23,690,866,688.00 | $5,117,140,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-23,640,743,936.00 | $4,114,360,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-23,624,519,680.00 | $8,074,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-23,624,265,728.00 | $5,102,760,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-23,491,219,456.00 | $8,028,870,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-23,380,191,232.00 | $6,813,090,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-23,380,191,232.00 | $6,813,090,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-23,026,319,360.00 | $18,504,200,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-22,684,080,128.00 | $10,032,400,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-22,519,013,376.00 | $5,233,860,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-22,261,008,384.00 | $7,018,110,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-22,080,264,192.00 | $6,961,110,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-21,994,741,760.00 | $10,904,300,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-21,688,711,168.00 | $6,771,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-21,628,653,568.00 | $7,392,320,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-21,525,342,208.00 | $10,449,500,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-21,457,016,832.00 | $5,368,670,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-21,408,182,272.00 | $4,074,330,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-21,378,553,856.00 | $5,349,020,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-21,373,779,968.00 | $568,578,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-21,138,874,368.00 | $8,550,470,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-20,594,153,472.00 | $6,064,310,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $-20,554,997,760.00 | $10,078,900,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-20,349,153,280.00 | $5,091,390,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-20,274,046,976.00 | $2,148,730,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-20,247,580,672.00 | $5,900,210,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-20,224,243,712.00 | $11,924,700,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-20,118,482,944.00 | $7,467,270,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-20,104,980,480.00 | $7,462,260,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-20,088,111,104.00 | $4,149,690,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-20,074,575,872.00 | $10,746,100,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-19,835,099,136.00 | $7,362,130,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-19,777,789,952.00 | $7,481,550,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-19,573,329,920.00 | $5,703,760,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-19,541,813,248.00 | $5,694,520,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-19,518,107,648.00 | $5,687,590,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-19,482,632,192.00 | $4,904,090,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-19,122,829,312.00 | $7,734,960,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-19,084,660,736.00 | $7,719,550,000,000.00 |
| The City of Good Old Watts | $-19,070,539,776.00 | $3,831,030,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-19,028,566,016.00 | $7,669,750,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-18,900,611,072.00 | $7,645,100,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-18,743,431,168.00 | $4,048,500,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-18,691,688,448.00 | $3,557,360,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-18,341,945,344.00 | $7,419,190,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-18,008,244,224.00 | $8,132,100,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-17,796,814,848.00 | $6,082,630,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-17,782,491,136.00 | $6,077,750,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-17,632,530,432.00 | $6,026,530,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-17,404,233,728.00 | $4,045,120,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-17,377,431,552.00 | $7,685,480,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-17,347,596,288.00 | $7,672,330,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-17,159,084,032.00 | $9,185,480,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-16,824,926,208.00 | $3,145,330,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-16,652,187,648.00 | $12,389,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-16,560,140,288.00 | $8,039,290,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-16,121,448,448.00 | $11,522,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-16,116,699,136.00 | $3,237,660,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-15,860,715,520.00 | $6,415,420,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Substitute Safeties of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-15,632,168,960.00 | $3,376,490,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-15,481,112,576.00 | $4,880,620,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-15,219,566,592.00 | $8,147,190,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-14,987,484,160.00 | $8,023,040,000,000.00 |
| The Death of Peace of Mind | $-14,775,979,008.00 | $3,191,530,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $-14,736,179,200.00 | $6,517,270,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-14,732,936,192.00 | $3,424,260,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Gwangi | $-14,659,933,184.00 | $4,621,740,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-14,537,372,672.00 | $3,637,330,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-14,381,338,624.00 | $8,526,660,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-14,266,923,008.00 | $3,569,650,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-14,061,960,192.00 | $11,879,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Special Teams of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-13,874,211,840.00 | $3,471,400,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $-13,823,357,952.00 | $6,710,630,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elon | $-13,786,366,976.00 | $4,711,960,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-13,754,592,256.00 | $9,830,580,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-13,663,010,816.00 | $9,765,090,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-13,149,788,160.00 | $8,699,520,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-12,967,420,928.00 | $6,941,530,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-12,886,621,184.00 | $9,210,240,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-12,807,335,936.00 | $6,856,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-12,354,116,608.00 | $4,979,480,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Strong Safeties of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-12,080,251,904.00 | $5,864,390,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $-11,962,252,288.00 | $7,092,370,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-11,772,979,200.00 | $8,759,340,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-11,674,272,768.00 | $3,990,050,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-11,341,028,352.00 | $2,164,910,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-11,309,694,976.00 | $8,083,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Green Armada of Starlight | $-11,128,237,056.00 | $4,130,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-11,101,220,864.00 | $4,120,390,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-10,993,561,600.00 | $12,436,200,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-10,964,354,048.00 | $5,322,690,000,000.00 |
| The City of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-10,703,432,704.00 | $5,196,030,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-10,697,022,464.00 | $7,076,840,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-10,653,401,088.00 | $9,000,350,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $-10,641,688,576.00 | $5,578,720,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-10,613,562,368.00 | $3,666,090,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-10,610,793,472.00 | $8,964,160,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-10,388,664,320.00 | $7,729,350,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-10,176,807,936.00 | $11,548,800,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-10,101,653,504.00 | $5,407,550,000,000.00 |
| The Day of Reckoning | $-9,340,749,824.00 | $5,609,260,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-9,287,418,880.00 | $5,476,000,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-8,851,183,616.00 | $7,477,670,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-8,718,154,752.00 | $6,039,010,000,000.00 |
| The Last March of The Ents | $-8,466,225,664.00 | $4,532,040,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-8,322,190,848.00 | $9,587,350,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Safeties of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-8,261,726,208.00 | $4,422,600,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-7,948,839,424.00 | $9,293,640,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $-7,876,473,344.00 | $4,669,900,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-7,261,225,984.00 | $6,448,560,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-7,177,017,856.00 | $8,118,970,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-6,952,414,720.00 | $4,599,510,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-6,643,218,944.00 | $5,910,760,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-6,459,123,200.00 | $10,219,500,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-6,306,418,176.00 | $13,265,200,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-5,426,042,880.00 | $6,582,610,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-5,334,538,240.00 | $6,145,690,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-5,216,713,728.00 | $6,009,780,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $-4,870,840,832.00 | $3,373,950,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-4,812,615,680.00 | $10,123,100,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-4,418,455,552.00 | $5,360,220,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-4,317,207,040.00 | $1,475,540,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-3,831,369,984.00 | $4,479,540,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-3,639,400,448.00 | $7,161,000,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-3,615,777,024.00 | $4,227,470,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-3,562,339,840.00 | $6,606,000,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-3,376,304,640.00 | $2,001,790,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-3,222,453,760.00 | $7,877,410,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-2,626,265,856.00 | $9,745,170,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-2,361,867,776.00 | $7,783,210,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-2,310,057,472.00 | $5,113,530,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-1,860,719,872.00 | $9,290,210,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-1,756,160,128.00 | $4,293,160,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-1,116,110,976.00 | $7,424,270,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-1,102,603,136.00 | $5,505,010,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-1,069,317,952.00 | $5,338,350,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elons | $-1,058,923,712.00 | $5,286,450,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Slot Cornerbacks of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $-887,939,264.00 | $4,434,060,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-881,022,464.00 | $4,398,540,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-152,862,912.00 | $10,988,400,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $-80,451,504.00 | $5,800,420,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-56,905,228.00 | $13,158,300,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-50,106,996.00 | $11,414,100,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-47,791,852.00 | $10,934,200,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-40,879,636.00 | $9,380,350,000,000.00 |
| The Opposite of Progress is Congress | $-23,653,526.00 | $5,431,880,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $-19,994,996.00 | $4,577,770,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-15,178,852.00 | $3,471,380,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Eltran Privateers | $714,996,864.00 | $1,388,230,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $931,710,336.00 | $2,157,690,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $1,567,259,392.00 | $8,714,010,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $1,625,183,488.00 | $7,166,840,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $1,686,138,368.00 | $4,800,770,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $1,698,845,824.00 | $4,836,680,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $1,738,494,464.00 | $4,950,420,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $1,744,049,920.00 | $4,965,380,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $1,814,579,456.00 | $5,113,020,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $1,820,337,408.00 | $8,028,410,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $2,566,548,480.00 | $4,983,160,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $2,600,738,304.00 | $7,404,680,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $2,602,859,264.00 | $7,410,660,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $2,903,722,752.00 | $8,181,130,000,000.00 |
| The League of Women Voters | $3,100,947,968.00 | $6,021,060,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $3,121,103,360.00 | $8,886,210,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $3,201,404,928.00 | $4,877,860,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $3,785,836,288.00 | $5,594,700,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $3,917,982,208.00 | $7,607,170,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $3,930,642,176.00 | $7,631,810,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $3,959,376,384.00 | $7,687,250,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elons | $4,104,530,944.00 | $6,127,480,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $4,776,130,560.00 | $9,273,360,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $4,834,759,680.00 | $13,764,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $4,956,390,400.00 | $6,071,000,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $5,115,930,624.00 | $7,560,500,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $5,233,132,032.00 | $7,812,140,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The George Armada of Starlight | $5,262,463,488.00 | $5,508,170,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $5,915,405,312.00 | $5,450,150,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $6,030,515,712.00 | $5,556,410,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $6,176,008,192.00 | $5,690,090,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $6,196,148,736.00 | $9,249,800,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $6,213,324,288.00 | $6,503,590,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $6,238,258,688.00 | $9,313,130,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $6,864,343,552.00 | $6,324,230,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $7,230,725,632.00 | $4,657,580,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $7,339,104,256.00 | $10,187,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $7,863,195,648.00 | $8,230,530,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $7,868,805,120.00 | $8,168,330,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $7,896,610,304.00 | $9,672,600,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $7,914,598,912.00 | $8,215,530,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $8,152,269,312.00 | $8,462,530,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $9,834,753,024.00 | $6,049,500,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $10,024,304,640.00 | $12,278,600,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $10,284,724,224.00 | $12,597,500,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $10,792,126,464.00 | $13,218,900,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elon | $11,082,667,008.00 | $7,138,800,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $11,675,211,776.00 | $8,085,670,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $11,737,803,776.00 | $7,094,810,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $11,790,372,864.00 | $3,749,450,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $12,386,978,816.00 | $7,619,600,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $12,511,006,720.00 | $10,169,800,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $12,698,263,552.00 | $10,487,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $13,021,300,736.00 | $9,017,890,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $13,095,583,744.00 | $9,069,530,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $13,223,640,064.00 | $9,158,050,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $13,239,709,696.00 | $9,169,110,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $13,572,500,480.00 | $8,886,160,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $13,989,243,904.00 | $12,542,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $14,089,252,864.00 | $9,224,160,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $14,360,110,080.00 | $7,342,250,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $14,381,194,240.00 | $11,969,800,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $14,620,442,624.00 | $12,169,400,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $15,714,239,488.00 | $12,386,300,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $15,907,326,976.00 | $13,137,600,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $15,912,433,664.00 | $9,618,110,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $16,052,712,448.00 | $19,662,400,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $16,169,143,296.00 | $12,744,900,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $16,431,814,656.00 | $6,392,570,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $16,705,284,096.00 | $13,904,500,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $17,225,750,528.00 | $14,227,100,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $17,493,788,672.00 | $13,788,900,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $17,501,945,856.00 | $6,502,970,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $17,831,340,032.00 | $8,691,070,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $17,987,088,384.00 | $13,512,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $18,293,948,416.00 | $4,271,470,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $18,539,083,776.00 | $9,036,340,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $18,735,548,416.00 | $4,157,130,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $18,811,490,304.00 | $13,541,300,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $18,990,858,240.00 | $9,256,360,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $19,169,742,848.00 | $14,400,900,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $19,605,471,232.00 | $9,555,940,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $19,691,745,280.00 | $9,598,250,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $19,759,882,240.00 | $6,818,650,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $21,117,413,376.00 | $15,200,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $21,260,990,464.00 | $7,899,490,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $21,392,596,992.00 | $6,918,440,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $21,875,314,688.00 | $11,834,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $22,415,460,352.00 | $16,851,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $22,429,415,424.00 | $16,862,000,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $22,539,601,920.00 | $12,194,000,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $22,589,771,776.00 | $12,221,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $23,729,891,328.00 | $5,174,290,000,000.00 |
| The Fear of Heights | $23,806,171,136.00 | $6,582,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $24,427,116,544.00 | $15,423,700,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $24,691,210,240.00 | $15,591,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $25,019,064,320.00 | $5,406,760,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $25,599,827,968.00 | $16,489,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $25,698,183,168.00 | $5,507,000,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $26,706,212,864.00 | $16,142,200,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $27,538,733,056.00 | $13,061,000,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $27,779,999,744.00 | $9,278,010,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $27,834,376,192.00 | $9,296,130,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $28,147,744,768.00 | $6,633,950,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $28,436,320,256.00 | $9,497,270,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $28,487,849,984.00 | $5,132,480,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $28,870,709,248.00 | $9,642,240,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $28,946,374,656.00 | $8,601,740,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $29,128,964,096.00 | $6,294,870,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $30,140,059,648.00 | $10,066,300,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $30,237,693,952.00 | $10,098,900,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $30,411,317,248.00 | $10,156,900,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $30,602,817,536.00 | $7,810,350,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $30,798,999,552.00 | $11,048,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $31,105,912,832.00 | $10,388,800,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Maxtopian Automobiles | $31,116,472,320.00 | $10,392,500,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $31,940,106,240.00 | $7,642,230,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $32,143,761,408.00 | $11,091,900,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $32,514,609,152.00 | $9,502,890,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $33,003,526,144.00 | $9,145,150,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $33,227,986,944.00 | $13,777,900,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $33,293,068,288.00 | $8,226,400,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $33,456,562,176.00 | $9,778,040,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $33,468,919,808.00 | $9,274,120,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $33,950,656,512.00 | $19,558,500,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $35,567,390,720.00 | $19,141,400,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $35,647,598,592.00 | $14,379,000,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $35,780,538,368.00 | $9,507,580,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $36,274,216,960.00 | $10,601,600,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $38,568,370,176.00 | $10,089,600,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $39,413,260,288.00 | $1,317,460,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $39,416,619,008.00 | $8,020,560,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $40,864,145,408.00 | $10,690,300,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $41,112,059,904.00 | $20,288,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $43,070,152,704.00 | $10,255,800,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $46,172,971,008.00 | $9,894,550,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $47,520,931,840.00 | $7,735,920,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $47,567,630,336.00 | $18,213,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $47,843,942,400.00 | $7,788,450,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $47,877,206,016.00 | $9,795,810,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $48,061,677,568.00 | $10,218,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $48,121,835,520.00 | $9,725,700,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $48,346,308,608.00 | $7,398,410,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $49,507,631,104.00 | $12,129,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $50,719,580,160.00 | $11,842,700,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $51,523,375,104.00 | $12,871,000,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $52,478,545,920.00 | $8,028,760,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $53,040,857,088.00 | $1,546,510,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $53,502,578,688.00 | $11,752,600,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $55,037,820,928.00 | $13,035,800,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $55,632,691,200.00 | $8,511,330,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $59,078,225,920.00 | $8,561,770,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $61,597,278,208.00 | $8,926,820,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $62,253,006,848.00 | $15,390,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $62,510,862,336.00 | $8,636,630,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $62,584,213,504.00 | $9,864,530,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $62,839,668,736.00 | $9,106,920,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $63,035,985,920.00 | $13,876,900,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $63,164,497,920.00 | $9,153,970,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $63,442,321,408.00 | $12,720,000,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $64,222,580,736.00 | $10,454,600,000,000.00 |
| The Terminal Touchscreen Allergy of Ban My Apps | $64,380,600,320.00 | $12,371,100,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $64,461,361,152.00 | $11,712,100,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $66,234,400,768.00 | $8,770,490,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $67,184,439,296.00 | $13,356,400,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $69,937,504,256.00 | $10,198,300,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $70,238,167,040.00 | $9,300,660,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $71,400,570,880.00 | $10,923,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $71,587,299,328.00 | $9,128,240,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $72,168,013,824.00 | $9,202,250,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $73,042,485,248.00 | $14,350,200,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $73,096,585,216.00 | $9,679,110,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $73,251,381,248.00 | $11,206,800,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $74,107,584,512.00 | $9,449,540,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $74,626,318,336.00 | $11,417,200,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $75,608,997,888.00 | $9,014,990,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $75,979,038,720.00 | $11,011,200,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $76,735,381,504.00 | $11,739,900,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $76,866,084,864.00 | $10,620,000,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $77,389,512,704.00 | $11,839,900,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $77,442,400,256.00 | $11,223,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $78,081,187,840.00 | $9,620,260,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $78,402,977,792.00 | $10,133,100,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $79,905,103,872.00 | $11,580,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $79,979,675,648.00 | $11,590,900,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $82,321,940,480.00 | $10,142,700,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $83,025,182,720.00 | $12,032,200,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $83,124,068,352.00 | $10,241,600,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $84,684,693,504.00 | $10,433,800,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $85,150,638,080.00 | $11,764,600,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $93,005,905,920.00 | $10,274,400,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $96,034,627,584.00 | $12,245,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $98,025,242,624.00 | $11,379,700,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $101,960,712,192.00 | $11,533,100,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $102,464,192,512.00 | $2,867,070,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $106,717,478,912.00 | $11,299,300,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $109,177,962,496.00 | $12,061,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $110,783,635,456.00 | $11,729,900,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $113,057,513,472.00 | $15,620,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $116,574,289,920.00 | $11,528,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $118,368,854,016.00 | $12,533,000,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $118,459,170,816.00 | $2,985,190,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $121,757,974,528.00 | $13,063,100,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $122,933,575,680.00 | $13,016,300,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $123,154,669,568.00 | $12,571,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $123,825,840,128.00 | $14,788,600,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $132,256,268,288.00 | $14,610,400,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $133,781,716,992.00 | $15,530,700,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $135,267,082,240.00 | $10,862,000,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $136,684,388,352.00 | $10,975,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $137,007,464,448.00 | $11,274,100,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $137,887,809,536.00 | $11,072,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $138,182,262,784.00 | $11,096,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $139,091,197,952.00 | $11,169,100,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $139,324,686,336.00 | $19,249,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $140,160,712,704.00 | $11,255,000,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $140,267,945,984.00 | $11,263,600,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $141,904,756,736.00 | $29,187,600,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $143,380,545,536.00 | $8,089,610,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $144,346,906,624.00 | $11,466,700,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $146,418,860,032.00 | $11,757,500,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $146,564,120,576.00 | $11,642,900,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $147,381,682,176.00 | $11,834,800,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $149,989,621,760.00 | $11,914,900,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $150,344,843,264.00 | $16,246,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $151,420,239,872.00 | $12,159,100,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $151,981,375,488.00 | $12,204,200,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $152,032,624,640.00 | $11,958,100,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $153,582,452,736.00 | $12,200,400,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $156,138,520,576.00 | $12,169,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $161,001,635,840.00 | $51,246,800,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $162,116,599,808.00 | $12,878,300,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $162,172,551,168.00 | $12,882,800,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $162,304,180,224.00 | $16,300,100,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $163,595,075,584.00 | $12,645,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $163,851,730,944.00 | $12,887,800,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $166,704,660,480.00 | $12,885,800,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $167,674,085,376.00 | $13,188,400,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $169,376,301,056.00 | $12,989,800,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $170,811,817,984.00 | $13,099,900,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $171,880,316,928.00 | $13,181,800,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $173,052,755,968.00 | $7,796,700,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $175,952,625,664.00 | $7,185,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $176,052,387,840.00 | $7,931,850,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $180,007,616,512.00 | $13,704,600,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $181,508,227,072.00 | $8,071,870,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $181,644,656,640.00 | $14,157,200,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $182,159,966,208.00 | $13,868,400,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $188,065,579,008.00 | $7,977,300,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $189,409,083,392.00 | $14,526,200,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $193,753,989,120.00 | $14,557,700,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $193,964,097,536.00 | $14,666,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $194,762,489,856.00 | $14,827,900,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $196,740,988,928.00 | $14,978,500,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $197,210,832,896.00 | $13,466,200,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $203,804,852,224.00 | $15,410,900,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $208,723,902,464.00 | $15,422,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $211,934,756,864.00 | $8,696,120,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $216,888,541,184.00 | $16,296,000,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $220,204,253,184.00 | $11,298,200,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $222,874,157,056.00 | $16,555,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $228,810,227,712.00 | $10,189,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $230,123,470,848.00 | $10,139,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $244,580,335,616.00 | $9,639,820,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $246,274,195,456.00 | $17,729,800,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $260,028,661,760.00 | $14,507,700,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $265,403,858,944.00 | $18,853,600,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $268,504,481,792.00 | $16,143,800,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $293,404,213,248.00 | $10,200,500,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $302,526,365,696.00 | $23,819,400,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $324,048,715,776.00 | $11,273,000,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $334,369,882,112.00 | $11,444,700,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $347,403,321,344.00 | $11,890,800,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $347,735,851,008.00 | $12,004,600,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $361,683,222,528.00 | $12,379,600,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $378,962,345,984.00 | $9,296,140,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $402,883,870,720.00 | $13,449,000,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $446,058,004,480.00 | $24,920,800,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $456,540,979,200.00 | $13,961,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $492,329,566,208.00 | $27,789,500,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $657,263,493,120.00 | $21,825,000,000,000.00 |
