| Nation | Net Trade | GDP |
|---|
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-599,439,769,600.00 | $11,690,600,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-451,476,258,816.00 | $11,184,500,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-425,506,340,864.00 | $6,145,040,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-423,260,717,056.00 | $9,134,390,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-419,382,657,024.00 | $9,080,670,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-415,522,193,408.00 | $12,525,600,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-398,137,786,368.00 | $12,822,600,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-381,103,308,800.00 | $10,418,600,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-376,534,269,952.00 | $12,877,400,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DSN1 | $-368,714,088,448.00 | $41,951,500,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-355,501,375,488.00 | $5,216,550,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-268,932,186,112.00 | $12,099,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-237,385,760,768.00 | $15,883,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-227,287,351,296.00 | $9,055,130,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-216,777,850,880.00 | $8,964,960,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-208,079,912,960.00 | $7,598,050,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-206,007,058,432.00 | $39,307,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-199,129,595,904.00 | $7,933,330,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-194,835,365,888.00 | $13,555,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-193,838,465,024.00 | $10,089,100,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-186,406,961,152.00 | $10,558,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-183,983,964,160.00 | $8,207,150,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-183,532,896,256.00 | $8,500,890,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-182,389,653,504.00 | $8,236,470,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-156,170,518,528.00 | $11,082,900,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-154,342,637,568.00 | $1,770,330,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-153,858,605,056.00 | $9,148,920,000,000.00 |
| The Army Airmen of Eltran Army Air Corps | $-146,730,254,336.00 | $12,388,100,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-143,078,752,256.00 | $7,084,880,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-142,736,588,800.00 | $9,157,280,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-140,584,714,240.00 | $8,932,860,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-139,517,526,016.00 | $6,405,790,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-134,071,222,272.00 | $7,711,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-133,824,520,192.00 | $13,088,900,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Vacuunauts of Eltran Starfleet | $-133,728,378,880.00 | $4,679,360,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-127,793,233,920.00 | $7,920,650,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-125,726,294,016.00 | $9,033,520,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-125,166,075,904.00 | $8,708,370,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-125,055,533,056.00 | $7,750,940,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-120,144,101,376.00 | $9,160,580,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-115,626,573,824.00 | $8,816,110,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-114,319,884,288.00 | $10,505,100,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-114,089,148,416.00 | $9,542,880,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-112,468,328,448.00 | $16,462,500,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-111,338,004,480.00 | $8,701,270,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-110,838,693,888.00 | $7,402,030,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-109,647,314,944.00 | $6,795,960,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-108,573,270,016.00 | $11,342,700,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-107,809,021,952.00 | $10,904,500,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-102,940,663,808.00 | $7,411,040,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-101,071,757,312.00 | $10,559,000,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-98,265,710,592.00 | $6,259,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-94,820,573,184.00 | $11,704,800,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-94,776,377,344.00 | $11,702,400,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-93,217,619,968.00 | $11,842,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-92,990,742,528.00 | $10,996,200,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-91,797,585,920.00 | $13,166,700,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-91,148,279,808.00 | $8,663,680,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $-89,035,382,784.00 | $5,814,960,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-88,170,323,968.00 | $9,718,900,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-87,900,700,672.00 | $12,056,100,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-87,895,973,888.00 | $4,820,060,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-86,125,027,328.00 | $6,452,600,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-86,111,518,720.00 | $8,722,560,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-85,597,462,528.00 | $10,569,000,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-84,403,011,584.00 | $9,303,590,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-83,635,355,648.00 | $10,114,200,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-83,568,443,392.00 | $7,943,230,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-82,350,637,056.00 | $8,650,840,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-82,295,775,232.00 | $7,302,810,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $-82,255,831,040.00 | $9,947,340,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-82,093,449,216.00 | $10,210,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-81,710,751,744.00 | $10,802,800,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-81,363,009,536.00 | $8,547,130,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-80,967,262,208.00 | $11,178,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-80,869,384,192.00 | $7,296,190,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-80,603,332,608.00 | $7,767,370,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-80,381,779,968.00 | $11,576,700,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-80,075,653,120.00 | $7,903,890,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-79,964,413,952.00 | $8,315,860,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-79,875,014,656.00 | $7,592,110,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-79,554,740,224.00 | $9,166,600,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-79,155,109,888.00 | $8,725,130,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-79,142,469,632.00 | $7,522,550,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-78,447,149,056.00 | $8,158,130,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-78,193,098,752.00 | $7,818,610,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-77,771,767,808.00 | $8,169,840,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-77,368,778,752.00 | $9,787,150,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-76,680,626,176.00 | $10,533,000,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-76,367,339,520.00 | $7,636,060,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-76,177,735,680.00 | $8,396,960,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-75,386,732,544.00 | $11,537,600,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-73,879,896,064.00 | $10,200,000,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-72,714,919,936.00 | $9,269,940,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-71,285,252,096.00 | $6,067,880,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-71,063,625,728.00 | $8,188,180,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-70,469,230,592.00 | $9,642,530,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-70,237,372,416.00 | $5,460,860,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-69,918,638,080.00 | $9,243,810,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-68,625,117,184.00 | $6,016,890,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-67,634,954,240.00 | $5,060,090,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-67,014,782,976.00 | $5,037,550,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-66,473,381,888.00 | $9,632,050,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-66,026,024,960.00 | $10,271,300,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-65,910,358,016.00 | $9,550,490,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-65,599,582,208.00 | $18,443,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-64,890,093,568.00 | $9,493,450,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-64,447,229,952.00 | $5,485,820,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-63,861,571,584.00 | $8,111,260,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-62,776,217,600.00 | $9,678,960,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-62,002,278,400.00 | $5,735,070,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-60,976,287,744.00 | $7,744,830,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-60,864,872,448.00 | $10,326,600,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-60,710,707,200.00 | $15,830,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-59,716,956,160.00 | $10,537,500,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-59,413,159,936.00 | $10,902,200,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $-58,633,564,160.00 | $6,145,820,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-58,572,709,888.00 | $7,439,470,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-57,002,622,976.00 | $7,771,960,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-56,858,693,632.00 | $8,923,830,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $-56,526,331,904.00 | $10,986,400,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-56,502,894,592.00 | $5,977,030,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-56,488,546,304.00 | $7,671,170,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-56,381,091,840.00 | $12,137,900,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-56,107,581,440.00 | $5,333,030,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-55,116,644,352.00 | $9,950,620,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-54,984,720,384.00 | $11,087,300,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-54,932,713,472.00 | $11,825,900,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-54,776,463,360.00 | $10,612,400,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-54,673,985,536.00 | $7,454,460,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-54,041,014,272.00 | $7,909,870,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-53,823,442,944.00 | $10,853,200,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-53,749,026,816.00 | $11,873,100,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-53,705,154,560.00 | $11,561,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-52,864,045,056.00 | $12,139,700,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-52,587,380,736.00 | $12,871,800,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-51,456,401,408.00 | $10,703,000,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $-51,365,994,496.00 | $6,211,790,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-50,445,729,792.00 | $6,877,960,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-50,389,188,608.00 | $10,481,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-49,769,951,232.00 | $10,714,600,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-49,685,774,336.00 | $10,696,400,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-49,324,457,984.00 | $8,409,650,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-49,070,919,680.00 | $8,366,440,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-48,998,903,808.00 | $12,461,200,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-46,876,020,736.00 | $8,645,120,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-46,752,202,752.00 | $10,736,100,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-45,932,490,752.00 | $1,867,290,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-45,640,581,120.00 | $4,997,920,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-45,588,926,464.00 | $5,252,910,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-44,962,902,016.00 | $5,084,710,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-44,730,527,744.00 | $11,663,400,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-44,629,032,960.00 | $12,381,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-44,588,023,808.00 | $7,660,130,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-44,434,153,472.00 | $5,386,260,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-44,302,602,240.00 | $13,147,500,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-43,368,943,616.00 | $6,110,240,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-43,077,259,264.00 | $6,069,100,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-42,793,349,120.00 | $5,455,410,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-42,705,829,888.00 | $8,273,840,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-42,483,232,768.00 | $14,205,000,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-42,375,663,616.00 | $7,477,490,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-41,972,764,672.00 | $5,722,720,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-41,610,428,416.00 | $10,755,500,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-41,471,594,496.00 | $10,215,500,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-40,596,398,080.00 | $8,739,650,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-40,477,253,632.00 | $5,702,830,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-39,937,699,840.00 | $9,192,560,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-39,826,460,672.00 | $8,573,970,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-39,681,699,840.00 | $5,874,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-39,501,361,152.00 | $3,941,150,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-39,418,335,232.00 | $5,835,120,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-39,407,624,192.00 | $7,946,260,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-39,197,728,768.00 | $6,097,790,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-39,101,530,112.00 | $6,082,790,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-39,059,873,792.00 | $4,125,080,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-39,021,809,664.00 | $8,960,970,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $-38,952,464,384.00 | $8,944,990,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-38,861,475,840.00 | $10,825,700,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-38,454,067,200.00 | $3,600,220,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-37,629,403,136.00 | $6,939,830,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-37,552,492,544.00 | $7,878,150,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-37,406,969,856.00 | $8,053,040,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-36,930,936,832.00 | $7,950,570,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-36,675,272,704.00 | $9,562,940,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-36,596,867,072.00 | $10,194,900,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-36,560,601,088.00 | $5,661,370,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-36,181,409,792.00 | $3,962,090,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-36,155,179,008.00 | $9,427,360,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-35,968,462,848.00 | $8,259,790,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-35,751,690,240.00 | $9,241,150,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $-35,141,562,368.00 | $8,069,840,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-34,818,772,992.00 | $8,522,680,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-34,519,805,952.00 | $4,184,460,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-34,281,676,800.00 | $10,772,800,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-34,269,394,944.00 | $6,836,100,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-34,243,543,040.00 | $4,650,330,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-34,158,385,152.00 | $9,515,560,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-33,909,346,304.00 | $9,446,240,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-33,460,408,320.00 | $8,724,650,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-32,779,470,848.00 | $4,618,270,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-32,710,512,640.00 | $9,835,720,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-32,413,796,352.00 | $11,532,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-31,288,047,616.00 | $8,716,050,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-30,959,978,496.00 | $5,278,580,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-30,846,451,712.00 | $10,029,700,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-30,111,156,224.00 | $5,133,860,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Ultimate Suffering | $-29,120,096,256.00 | $3,978,480,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-29,066,014,720.00 | $10,234,400,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-29,002,921,984.00 | $6,964,930,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-28,993,687,552.00 | $3,961,210,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-28,618,125,312.00 | $10,827,200,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-28,515,792,896.00 | $5,148,770,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-27,996,696,576.00 | $11,666,500,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-27,768,270,848.00 | $10,505,600,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-27,679,801,344.00 | $7,710,890,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-27,660,083,200.00 | $11,139,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-27,430,959,104.00 | $11,430,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-27,311,095,808.00 | $10,998,900,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-27,151,702,016.00 | $10,385,400,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elons | $-26,856,888,320.00 | $3,696,440,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws | $-26,728,781,824.00 | $13,362,600,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-26,648,573,952.00 | $10,192,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-26,640,998,400.00 | $3,943,680,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-26,484,094,976.00 | $5,131,000,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $-26,219,022,336.00 | $7,883,780,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-25,909,035,008.00 | $9,802,340,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-25,871,792,128.00 | $4,670,860,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-25,850,089,472.00 | $9,887,430,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-25,481,857,024.00 | $7,662,150,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-25,451,892,736.00 | $6,112,140,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-25,212,456,960.00 | $9,643,580,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-25,050,949,632.00 | $15,295,100,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-25,018,527,744.00 | $7,522,830,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-25,011,046,400.00 | $4,845,650,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-24,921,567,232.00 | $8,103,270,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-24,886,214,656.00 | $5,400,240,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-24,100,589,568.00 | $4,351,550,000,000.00 |
| The Nasicournian Gadfly of J Blackwolf | $-24,008,933,376.00 | $10,004,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-23,535,575,040.00 | $1,769,190,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-23,531,247,616.00 | $5,258,390,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $-23,330,557,952.00 | $5,602,800,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-23,297,089,536.00 | $1,401,710,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-22,903,750,656.00 | $8,760,590,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-22,367,354,880.00 | $16,327,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-22,342,946,816.00 | $5,365,590,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-22,048,729,088.00 | $3,604,470,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-21,894,735,872.00 | $9,729,640,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-21,830,744,064.00 | $9,097,130,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-21,409,177,600.00 | $5,533,910,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-21,276,825,600.00 | $6,918,140,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-21,134,993,408.00 | $5,887,720,000,000.00 |
| The King of Gondor and Arnor | $-21,127,505,920.00 | $2,434,380,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-21,034,262,528.00 | $3,539,750,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-20,669,233,152.00 | $8,613,080,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-20,598,704,128.00 | $10,728,500,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-20,509,267,968.00 | $3,190,510,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-20,504,729,600.00 | $5,712,110,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-20,454,068,224.00 | $6,150,300,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-20,332,840,960.00 | $6,113,890,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-20,289,204,224.00 | $5,652,030,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-20,280,752,128.00 | $5,649,720,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-20,164,395,008.00 | $6,063,230,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elon | $-20,106,958,848.00 | $3,630,470,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-19,957,317,632.00 | $5,559,600,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-19,899,283,456.00 | $5,543,430,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-19,884,201,984.00 | $2,796,450,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-19,783,198,720.00 | $5,511,080,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-19,756,281,856.00 | $4,287,040,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-19,169,339,392.00 | $6,232,910,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-19,104,626,688.00 | $3,973,810,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-19,074,934,784.00 | $3,967,650,000,000.00 |
| The City of Good Old Watts | $-18,903,097,344.00 | $2,567,060,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-18,607,034,368.00 | $6,050,020,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-18,566,891,520.00 | $8,457,670,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-18,490,460,160.00 | $9,244,040,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-18,375,618,560.00 | $3,665,610,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $-18,040,107,008.00 | $8,243,000,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-17,379,862,528.00 | $4,173,720,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-17,365,530,624.00 | $6,114,610,000,000.00 |
| The Opposite of Progress is Congress | $-17,318,318,080.00 | $3,869,990,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-17,244,798,976.00 | $6,072,060,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-17,242,181,632.00 | $6,595,040,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-17,038,920,704.00 | $5,999,480,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-16,691,223,552.00 | $4,711,690,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-16,581,498,880.00 | $4,619,140,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-16,535,373,824.00 | $6,324,670,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $-16,498,733,056.00 | $6,287,670,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-16,481,575,936.00 | $6,304,130,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-16,407,732,224.00 | $6,275,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-16,355,117,056.00 | $2,752,310,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-16,289,055,744.00 | $3,911,770,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-15,950,973,952.00 | $4,443,520,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-15,917,730,816.00 | $4,434,280,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-15,802,934,272.00 | $10,767,800,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-15,633,061,888.00 | $2,883,120,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-15,601,615,872.00 | $6,646,110,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-15,044,225,024.00 | $6,269,080,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-14,978,219,008.00 | $4,788,100,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-14,899,147,776.00 | $6,208,570,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-14,728,735,744.00 | $6,137,540,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-14,676,989,952.00 | $2,933,080,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-14,496,995,328.00 | $4,713,700,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-14,489,468,928.00 | $4,711,260,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-14,386,624,512.00 | $6,553,440,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-14,308,945,920.00 | $8,861,980,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-14,295,309,312.00 | $7,146,590,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-14,228,203,520.00 | $8,812,020,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $-14,069,583,872.00 | $4,574,700,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-13,321,741,312.00 | $8,250,390,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-13,320,292,352.00 | $6,659,240,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-13,173,160,960.00 | $3,221,000,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-13,059,129,344.00 | $4,995,050,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-12,979,632,128.00 | $2,393,770,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-12,972,546,048.00 | $6,485,450,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-12,960,363,520.00 | $2,896,140,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-12,651,198,464.00 | $6,967,240,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elon | $-12,627,893,248.00 | $3,254,460,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-12,622,521,344.00 | $9,675,590,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-11,901,236,224.00 | $3,578,570,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-11,660,253,184.00 | $7,119,250,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-11,501,806,592.00 | $7,123,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-11,441,658,880.00 | $2,065,660,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-11,077,278,720.00 | $2,146,100,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-10,999,716,864.00 | $10,301,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Substitute Safeties of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-10,777,328,640.00 | $2,241,690,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-10,677,116,928.00 | $5,337,870,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-10,671,705,088.00 | $5,335,110,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Gwangi | $-10,507,074,560.00 | $3,416,390,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-10,240,993,280.00 | $1,929,480,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-10,154,470,400.00 | $10,154,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-10,126,146,560.00 | $2,431,760,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-10,078,185,472.00 | $2,252,080,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-10,060,304,384.00 | $1,046,220,000,000.00 |
| The Death of Peace of Mind | $-9,898,085,376.00 | $2,058,820,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elon | $-9,852,156,928.00 | $3,469,030,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-9,817,125,888.00 | $2,357,540,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-9,588,831,232.00 | $7,350,150,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-9,529,708,544.00 | $7,304,930,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Special Teams of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-9,435,328,512.00 | $2,265,860,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $-9,388,105,728.00 | $5,318,350,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-9,139,191,808.00 | $8,555,180,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-9,031,354,368.00 | $5,514,100,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-8,908,257,280.00 | $6,069,990,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $-8,865,661,952.00 | $10,357,200,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-8,699,667,456.00 | $3,291,350,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Strong Safeties of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-8,526,283,264.00 | $3,883,920,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-8,346,869,248.00 | $3,802,180,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-8,186,271,744.00 | $4,263,560,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-8,084,776,448.00 | $2,628,750,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-7,964,205,568.00 | $4,918,290,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-7,896,470,528.00 | $2,571,260,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-7,769,481,216.00 | $2,735,680,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Green Armada of Starlight | $-7,684,065,280.00 | $2,705,650,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-7,639,070,720.00 | $7,574,980,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $-7,619,270,144.00 | $3,711,720,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-7,559,296,512.00 | $9,158,540,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-7,191,898,112.00 | $3,960,710,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-7,169,126,400.00 | $4,440,180,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-6,876,284,416.00 | $5,988,190,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-6,681,979,392.00 | $11,429,400,000,000.00 |
| The City of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-6,459,009,024.00 | $3,943,590,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-6,277,714,944.00 | $3,876,700,000,000.00 |
| The Day of Reckoning | $-6,224,325,632.00 | $3,690,410,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-6,116,378,624.00 | $4,593,650,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Safeties of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-5,909,609,472.00 | $2,954,450,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $-5,577,228,288.00 | $3,071,460,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-5,341,945,344.00 | $5,396,370,000,000.00 |
| The Last March of The Ents | $-5,331,896,320.00 | $2,428,800,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-5,131,386,880.00 | $5,617,390,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-4,959,192,064.00 | $4,642,320,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-4,941,236,224.00 | $3,016,880,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-4,839,366,144.00 | $8,277,730,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-4,707,518,464.00 | $2,907,010,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-4,149,259,264.00 | $4,191,610,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-3,866,455,808.00 | $6,981,770,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-3,845,167,104.00 | $5,848,420,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-3,816,612,352.00 | $6,402,840,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-3,757,542,144.00 | $5,365,950,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-3,611,633,664.00 | $8,475,030,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $-3,596,366,080.00 | $2,220,830,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-3,229,472,256.00 | $3,202,490,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-3,111,365,632.00 | $8,159,730,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-2,968,400,896.00 | $2,943,510,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-2,591,841,792.00 | $6,647,160,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-2,330,995,456.00 | $4,085,420,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-2,286,708,992.00 | $3,836,150,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-2,086,720,512.00 | $11,608,700,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-1,837,680,512.00 | $10,222,100,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-1,688,981,120.00 | $9,396,320,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-1,677,334,144.00 | $2,813,970,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-1,614,784,256.00 | $9,705,300,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-1,517,574,400.00 | $3,979,820,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-1,472,298,624.00 | $8,188,660,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $-1,223,611,264.00 | $6,806,270,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Slot Cornerbacks of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $-1,122,727,552.00 | $2,944,580,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-1,096,784,768.00 | $2,876,290,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-944,065,088.00 | $5,674,230,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-885,911,296.00 | $23,431,100,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-799,659,456.00 | $440,393,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $-715,820,864.00 | $3,982,300,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-705,765,632.00 | $3,925,940,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $-549,160,064.00 | $3,055,070,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-409,988,000.00 | $2,280,740,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-374,986,912.00 | $121,927,000,000.00 |
| The Confederacy of Eltran Space Pirates | $-109,502,592.00 | $11,626,400,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Eltran Privateers | $40,941,376.00 | $115,475,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $69,309,320.00 | $7,126,320,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $455,758,016.00 | $5,828,710,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $488,124,544.00 | $6,244,470,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $521,093,952.00 | $4,547,850,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $590,082,624.00 | $3,172,050,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $590,648,576.00 | $3,175,050,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $611,918,016.00 | $3,288,760,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $615,722,240.00 | $3,309,710,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $618,580,992.00 | $1,934,820,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $1,072,801,856.00 | $5,766,550,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $1,075,048,064.00 | $5,778,520,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $1,079,558,016.00 | $5,802,460,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $1,080,689,920.00 | $5,808,450,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $1,180,064,640.00 | $3,328,760,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $1,486,733,312.00 | $4,758,030,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $1,612,887,808.00 | $3,462,270,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $1,982,676,224.00 | $3,703,200,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $2,087,504,640.00 | $5,887,680,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $2,105,994,624.00 | $5,940,030,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $2,250,703,360.00 | $12,098,700,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $2,259,475,968.00 | $4,397,800,000,000.00 |
| The League of Women Voters | $2,269,276,672.00 | $4,416,790,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $2,615,904,512.00 | $7,378,080,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $2,685,486,336.00 | $7,575,160,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The George Armada of Starlight | $2,990,600,960.00 | $3,703,860,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elons | $3,000,524,032.00 | $4,515,150,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $3,113,339,904.00 | $6,060,030,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $3,345,195,520.00 | $3,554,080,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $3,454,851,328.00 | $3,670,610,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $3,596,791,552.00 | $3,821,410,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $3,759,980,800.00 | $5,028,710,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $3,844,081,920.00 | $7,481,640,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $3,861,797,632.00 | $7,516,460,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $4,342,599,680.00 | $3,054,640,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $4,924,761,088.00 | $5,182,640,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $5,185,954,304.00 | $6,422,470,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $5,237,865,984.00 | $7,881,990,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $5,331,703,808.00 | $7,280,900,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $5,377,861,120.00 | $7,343,820,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $5,559,401,472.00 | $7,592,340,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $5,602,639,872.00 | $7,650,530,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $6,966,815,232.00 | $10,484,400,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $7,559,433,728.00 | $11,375,700,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $7,822,700,544.00 | $8,311,140,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $8,126,277,632.00 | $9,433,750,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $8,149,458,944.00 | $6,831,020,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $8,278,162,944.00 | $12,457,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $8,565,576,192.00 | $6,538,480,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $9,266,062,336.00 | $7,073,210,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $9,572,956,160.00 | $8,981,720,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $9,588,054,016.00 | $5,224,510,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $10,156,318,720.00 | $3,385,580,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elons | $10,265,200,640.00 | $3,775,010,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $10,292,356,096.00 | $7,239,780,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $10,395,458,560.00 | $7,966,700,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $10,518,401,024.00 | $10,676,100,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $10,707,735,552.00 | $10,868,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $10,751,463,424.00 | $5,908,980,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $10,831,792,128.00 | $8,301,360,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $11,300,442,112.00 | $17,005,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $11,455,824,896.00 | $7,504,260,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $11,468,640,256.00 | $11,640,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $11,658,393,600.00 | $2,848,860,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $11,726,663,680.00 | $11,057,100,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $12,091,333,632.00 | $11,400,900,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $12,092,461,056.00 | $4,419,370,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $12,379,848,704.00 | $7,601,940,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $12,402,515,968.00 | $12,589,300,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $13,189,179,392.00 | $12,324,000,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $13,193,628,672.00 | $12,439,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $13,651,484,672.00 | $12,075,500,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $13,781,212,160.00 | $3,211,100,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $14,080,035,840.00 | $5,740,270,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $14,265,586,688.00 | $7,765,280,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $14,397,987,840.00 | $5,294,850,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $14,450,437,120.00 | $12,086,500,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $14,715,847,680.00 | $13,016,700,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $14,893,513,728.00 | $8,107,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $15,144,649,728.00 | $3,420,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $15,332,559,872.00 | $4,444,420,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $15,337,881,600.00 | $8,349,070,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $15,658,528,768.00 | $5,364,730,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $15,816,495,104.00 | $8,609,670,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $15,897,279,488.00 | $8,653,660,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $16,048,563,200.00 | $3,587,680,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $16,312,108,032.00 | $3,611,750,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $16,427,726,848.00 | $13,740,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $16,538,123,264.00 | $9,581,280,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $16,883,293,184.00 | $14,151,800,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $17,192,822,784.00 | $9,960,660,000,000.00 |
| The Fear of Heights | $17,716,371,456.00 | $4,794,350,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $17,721,374,720.00 | $14,854,000,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $17,759,873,024.00 | $14,886,400,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $18,208,049,152.00 | $10,548,900,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $18,946,717,696.00 | $8,129,770,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $19,020,740,608.00 | $13,379,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $19,492,364,288.00 | $13,787,200,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $19,626,878,976.00 | $3,659,800,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $19,750,119,424.00 | $13,969,400,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $21,233,516,544.00 | $5,167,670,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $21,365,889,024.00 | $10,717,400,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $21,431,635,968.00 | $14,039,100,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $21,958,631,424.00 | $15,445,900,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $22,082,148,352.00 | $10,636,000,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $23,163,023,360.00 | $8,290,550,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $23,224,119,296.00 | $8,312,300,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $23,745,853,440.00 | $8,498,910,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $24,124,682,240.00 | $8,634,790,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $24,338,999,296.00 | $6,597,300,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $24,468,893,696.00 | $5,451,520,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $24,753,485,824.00 | $7,677,960,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $25,240,072,192.00 | $6,253,460,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $25,284,603,904.00 | $9,049,680,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $25,380,343,808.00 | $9,084,100,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $25,562,513,408.00 | $9,149,320,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $25,970,257,920.00 | $5,930,020,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $26,038,362,112.00 | $9,575,570,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $26,047,012,864.00 | $7,550,140,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $26,220,892,160.00 | $9,384,850,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $27,351,040,000.00 | $8,473,650,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $27,816,673,280.00 | $11,713,000,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $28,079,497,216.00 | $17,721,700,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $28,180,336,640.00 | $5,848,090,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $28,185,067,520.00 | $8,731,900,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $28,605,607,936.00 | $5,117,220,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $29,480,427,520.00 | $17,123,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $29,500,246,016.00 | $16,304,900,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $29,625,878,528.00 | $8,209,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $30,884,608,000.00 | $9,568,410,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $32,779,110,400.00 | $9,017,920,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $34,348,808,192.00 | $17,992,000,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $34,864,128,000.00 | $9,591,430,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $35,297,562,624.00 | $1,185,310,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $36,239,851,520.00 | $6,482,890,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $36,659,015,680.00 | $5,752,380,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $36,877,164,544.00 | $9,179,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $37,233,491,968.00 | $6,814,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $37,830,922,240.00 | $7,688,690,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $37,886,431,232.00 | $8,313,310,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $39,581,827,072.00 | $9,672,170,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $40,761,413,632.00 | $6,911,690,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $40,853,766,144.00 | $8,662,980,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $41,149,431,808.00 | $16,477,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $41,159,389,184.00 | $6,979,210,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $41,751,916,544.00 | $10,789,700,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $42,811,293,696.00 | $6,244,690,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $43,852,206,080.00 | $11,592,100,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $45,152,280,576.00 | $7,166,550,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $46,243,209,216.00 | $8,270,960,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $46,491,693,056.00 | $10,624,600,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $46,672,359,424.00 | $11,595,800,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $46,877,491,200.00 | $11,646,700,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $47,660,785,664.00 | $1,394,410,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $48,271,060,992.00 | $7,661,500,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $50,288,996,352.00 | $10,323,300,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $51,027,537,920.00 | $7,646,570,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $53,301,067,776.00 | $12,170,700,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $53,571,600,384.00 | $8,027,760,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $53,958,553,600.00 | $7,687,280,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $54,435,168,256.00 | $13,930,100,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $54,758,846,464.00 | $8,918,390,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $54,848,704,512.00 | $8,219,170,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $54,997,385,216.00 | $9,325,630,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $55,270,649,856.00 | $8,282,430,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $56,130,162,688.00 | $10,508,400,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $57,317,543,936.00 | $7,807,900,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $58,499,477,504.00 | $11,735,900,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $59,671,654,400.00 | $8,900,410,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $61,298,073,600.00 | $8,350,160,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $61,435,981,824.00 | $9,751,090,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $62,102,802,432.00 | $8,130,170,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $62,516,543,488.00 | $8,184,310,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $62,852,489,216.00 | $8,278,630,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $63,193,919,488.00 | $10,030,100,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $64,075,526,144.00 | $8,728,520,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $64,474,030,080.00 | $8,440,580,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $64,793,964,544.00 | $10,284,000,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $65,366,786,048.00 | $9,795,310,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $65,865,621,504.00 | $8,092,510,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $65,896,300,544.00 | $9,388,090,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $66,302,795,776.00 | $9,031,910,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $66,748,305,408.00 | $10,594,200,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $66,752,315,392.00 | $10,002,900,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $67,417,223,168.00 | $10,700,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $68,000,382,976.00 | $8,586,750,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $69,119,025,152.00 | $10,357,600,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $69,378,613,248.00 | $10,396,600,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $71,745,888,256.00 | $10,751,300,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $72,092,622,848.00 | $9,103,480,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $72,337,686,528.00 | $10,839,900,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $72,890,523,648.00 | $9,204,220,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $74,444,849,152.00 | $11,155,700,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $79,819,317,248.00 | $10,873,200,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $80,957,759,488.00 | $9,119,000,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $83,354,869,760.00 | $10,912,400,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $84,496,162,816.00 | $10,024,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $86,673,375,232.00 | $10,282,800,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $89,780,928,512.00 | $10,365,800,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $91,431,018,496.00 | $2,566,940,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $93,579,378,688.00 | $10,084,000,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $96,329,080,832.00 | $10,850,400,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $96,505,159,680.00 | $13,748,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $96,922,189,824.00 | $22,973,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $97,222,008,832.00 | $10,476,600,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $101,485,486,080.00 | $10,185,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $104,859,762,688.00 | $11,299,700,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $105,701,515,264.00 | $11,390,400,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $105,708,748,800.00 | $11,678,800,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $106,327,900,160.00 | $2,687,800,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $108,701,671,424.00 | $11,275,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $109,484,826,624.00 | $13,380,900,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $113,074,151,424.00 | $11,946,700,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $116,006,928,384.00 | $13,066,900,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $118,445,711,360.00 | $9,691,480,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $118,713,507,840.00 | $14,083,900,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $119,888,125,952.00 | $9,809,560,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $121,017,090,048.00 | $9,901,880,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $121,017,090,048.00 | $9,901,880,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $121,125,158,912.00 | $10,177,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $121,987,399,680.00 | $9,981,320,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $122,090,921,984.00 | $17,394,000,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $122,658,783,232.00 | $25,919,300,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $123,247,190,016.00 | $10,084,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $123,299,512,320.00 | $10,088,700,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $126,567,096,320.00 | $10,235,700,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $126,905,655,296.00 | $7,256,320,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $128,551,903,232.00 | $10,396,200,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $129,387,470,848.00 | $10,586,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $129,544,306,688.00 | $10,476,500,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $129,938,038,784.00 | $10,631,900,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $131,722,289,152.00 | $10,652,600,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $132,982,349,824.00 | $14,638,300,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $133,333,032,960.00 | $10,667,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $133,979,578,368.00 | $10,962,500,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $134,609,215,488.00 | $11,014,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $135,731,011,584.00 | $10,859,600,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $135,967,744,000.00 | $10,995,900,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $136,804,147,200.00 | $10,837,800,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $142,573,404,160.00 | $14,540,800,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $143,732,686,848.00 | $11,285,200,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $143,797,633,024.00 | $11,629,100,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $143,990,243,328.00 | $11,644,700,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $144,037,855,232.00 | $13,856,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $145,238,638,592.00 | $11,620,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $146,242,895,872.00 | $47,140,200,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $146,427,920,384.00 | $12,959,200,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $146,572,328,960.00 | $11,508,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $148,570,275,840.00 | $11,566,400,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $148,677,263,360.00 | $11,895,400,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $149,688,156,160.00 | $11,653,500,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $151,661,494,272.00 | $11,807,100,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $154,404,667,392.00 | $7,038,300,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $155,038,941,184.00 | $6,408,960,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $157,246,767,104.00 | $7,167,840,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $157,620,699,136.00 | $12,174,500,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $158,784,192,512.00 | $12,264,400,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $158,991,073,280.00 | $12,595,400,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $160,938,786,816.00 | $12,430,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $162,164,490,240.00 | $12,846,800,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $162,989,260,800.00 | $7,313,670,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $167,949,090,816.00 | $7,150,250,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $168,859,795,456.00 | $13,146,000,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $170,936,795,136.00 | $13,016,500,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $171,705,171,968.00 | $13,165,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $172,928,106,496.00 | $13,168,100,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $173,221,773,312.00 | $13,379,600,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $173,642,416,128.00 | $11,995,500,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $175,342,895,104.00 | $13,543,400,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $182,403,792,896.00 | $13,985,500,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $184,240,013,312.00 | $13,778,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $188,240,183,296.00 | $7,792,910,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $193,796,767,744.00 | $14,757,200,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $195,878,354,944.00 | $10,216,900,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $198,011,076,608.00 | $14,893,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $201,984,638,976.00 | $9,065,150,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $203,785,568,256.00 | $9,078,410,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $216,604,327,936.00 | $15,752,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $217,619,890,176.00 | $8,644,240,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $229,389,074,432.00 | $12,963,400,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $232,951,201,792.00 | $16,700,100,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $240,344,268,800.00 | $14,630,300,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $259,361,505,280.00 | $9,094,000,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $270,043,234,304.00 | $21,608,200,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $291,051,241,472.00 | $10,205,800,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $297,671,426,048.00 | $10,268,400,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $311,218,241,536.00 | $10,735,700,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $312,923,553,792.00 | $10,859,400,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $339,900,727,296.00 | $8,380,570,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $361,380,708,352.00 | $12,144,500,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $392,274,640,896.00 | $22,169,200,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $410,792,034,304.00 | $12,662,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $434,859,278,336.00 | $24,805,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Scientific Sections of Bracksnit | $567,071,801,344.00 | $92,244,300,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $591,050,244,096.00 | $19,753,500,000,000.00 |
