| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeful Popes | $-9,445,478,400.00 | $5,727,300,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Resurrected Puppet of Bannus God of Irony | $-16,420,193,280.00 | $6,604,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancaland Cavemen | $-185,248,497,664.00 | $6,811,770,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cycles of Badass Cavemen | $-66,401,710,080.00 | $7,016,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conclave of Brasilistan Cavemen | $53,869,813,760.00 | $7,610,330,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-taste PH Parody Puppet of Somewhat Hopeful Popes | $-47,540,170,752.00 | $7,851,300,000,000.00 |
| The Poor-Taste PH Parody Puppet of Hopeless Popes | $31,597,750,272.00 | $7,884,010,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Cavemen of Brachycardian Update Bender | $-30,301,321,216.00 | $7,922,620,000,000.00 |
| The Bowlegged Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavaliers | $-21,514,895,360.00 | $8,471,490,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Piler | $-86,002,008,064.00 | $8,664,130,000,000.00 |
| The Maxtopia-Phobia of North Bigotopia | $-107,377,041,408.00 | $8,732,460,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopia Cavemen | $-64,564,346,880.00 | $8,888,710,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Brachycardian Puppet | $40,017,117,184.00 | $9,046,050,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic BC Puppet | $-30,573,207,552.00 | $9,162,930,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran First Created Nations of Brachycardia and Die Wand | $304,468,384.00 | $9,286,840,000,000.00 |
| The Federal Union Cycle Kikkers of Fukuoka Urban Caveman Killers | $-26,061,760,512.00 | $9,306,190,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chin-whiskers of Beardfaced Cavemen | $75,187,175,424.00 | $9,772,390,000,000.00 |
| The Most Obnoxious Stanbase of Use-Becca-Stan | $-131,756,621,824.00 | $9,832,580,000,000.00 |
| The Size Strength and Quickness of Number 78 | $-120,883,306,496.00 | $10,487,800,000,000.00 |
| The Banned Cavemen of Brachycardia and the Bannedlands | $81,462,444,032.00 | $11,021,300,000,000.00 |
| The Physical Pass Coverage of The Jammer | $-19,207,536,640.00 | $11,081,600,000,000.00 |
| The Silverback Humans of Baldheaded Cavemen | $113,582,456,832.00 | $11,353,900,000,000.00 |
| The Twisted Unfree Eleanor Rigby of All the Lonely Sheeple | $-431,903,408,128.00 | $12,573,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf | $-60,934,279,168.00 | $13,547,700,000,000.00 |
| The Old-AFF Unretired Defender of Jon Blackwolf | $-10,016,295,936.00 | $15,265,000,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2004 of Smart Voters vs Bush | $-63,258,214,400.00 | $15,340,400,000,000.00 |
| The 2000 Receiving Yard Season of J R Castine | $194,914,287,616.00 | $16,760,400,000,000.00 |
| The Cringeworthy Old Puppet of Sword of Jon Blackwolf | $12,025,280,512.00 | $16,801,000,000,000.00 |
| The IN ALL CAPS BUT NOT VINNY of I AM FANECA | $2,680,076,032.00 | $18,783,800,000,000.00 |
| The Iconic Rock-the-Baby Dunk of Julius but not Caesar | $-2,656,927,488.00 | $20,399,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Buttonmashes Clumsily of Fist of Jon Blackwolf | $44,979,146,752.00 | $20,580,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Obesity and Skills of Big Bad Blackwolf | $402,399,952,896.00 | $21,257,400,000,000.00 |
| The Height Makes Right of Maximinus Thrax | $237,017,939,968.00 | $22,080,000,000,000.00 |
| The Circuitous States of Perpetual Litigation | $30,186,389,504.00 | $24,151,800,000,000.00 |
| The Futile Vigilance of Hind-sight | $20,738,160,640.00 | $26,141,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf | $-103,568,162,816.00 | $29,934,300,000,000.00 |
| The Heavy Hand Punch of Release Oliver Ross | $-12,450,694,144.00 | $32,523,700,000,000.00 |
| The Amistad did nothing wrong of Democratic-Republicans | $88,830,918,656.00 | $38,055,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hulking Home-Run Hitters of Left Fielders | $218,294,337,536.00 | $43,060,000,000,000.00 |
