| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | $-23,170,713,600.00 | $5,385,540,000,000.00 |
| The Best Edmunds in Coverage of Trey Edmunds | $-6,914,760,192.00 | $6,315,060,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Defender of Prince Eltran | $-27,489,818,624.00 | $6,389,430,000,000.00 |
| The Great Ones Were All Aliens of Terrific Exley | $-23,690,219,520.00 | $6,817,880,000,000.00 |
| The Cancer-Beater Pirate Pitcher of Taillon Excels | $-10,972,777,472.00 | $6,847,410,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltranite Piler | $-74,912,849,920.00 | $6,958,770,000,000.00 |
| The Productive Free Agent Signee of TE2 Eric Ebron | $-16,791,319,552.00 | $6,985,330,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | $4,224,401,152.00 | $7,587,630,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Athletic Ability of TE2 Darnell Washington | $-19,362,070,528.00 | $7,690,380,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Steelers Playmaker of TE1 Clendon Thomas | $-89,275,318,272.00 | $8,029,570,000,000.00 |
| The Punishing Physical Play of TE2 Mike Sellers | $45,810,622,464.00 | $8,077,950,000,000.00 |
| The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard | $-217,744,523,264.00 | $8,313,700,000,000.00 |
| The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | $-68,093,952,000.00 | $8,318,990,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Steelers Tight End of TE1 John Hilton | $-88,371,003,392.00 | $8,356,340,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | $202,182,066,176.00 | $8,574,610,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl XLIII Champion of TE-RB Sean McHugh | $-67,993,858,048.00 | $8,585,780,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet | $1,007,737,792.00 | $8,700,580,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Offensive Player of TE2 Rocky Klever | $-92,138,332,160.00 | $8,712,620,000,000.00 |
| The Efficient Chain-Mover of TE1 Jesse James | $-115,881,328,640.00 | $8,814,680,000,000.00 |
| The Second Round Draft Pick of TE2 Jim Kelly | $15,980,654,592.00 | $8,988,580,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star World Series Champ of Tekulve Excels | $36,992,458,752.00 | $9,106,940,000,000.00 |
| The Georgia Bulldog of TE4 Troy Sadowski | $-92,161,908,736.00 | $9,150,070,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Playmaking of TE2 Red Mack | $-81,363,279,872.00 | $9,281,330,000,000.00 |
| The Eckie-Cola No-Hitter Allstar of Terrific Ellis | $8,253,921,280.00 | $9,978,210,000,000.00 |
| The Iowa College-Steeler of TE2 Jonathan Hayes | $31,352,346,624.00 | $10,003,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Player and Coach of TE2 Mike Mularkey | $-96,629,776,384.00 | $10,060,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Piler | $-30,350,350,336.00 | $10,958,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Eltran Update Bender | $-17,849,636,864.00 | $11,139,100,000,000.00 |
| The Sneaky Lead Blocker of TE3 David Johnson | $134,827,425,792.00 | $11,455,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Special-Team FB of TE-RB Mike Sellers | $-2,924,376,576.00 | $11,488,400,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Starting Tight End of TE1 Preston Gothard | $49,203,499,008.00 | $11,555,200,000,000.00 |
| The Scientologist Tight End of TE3 Bob Adams | $-55,156,858,880.00 | $11,914,700,000,000.00 |
| The Blocking Tight End of TE2 John McMakin | $141,567,442,944.00 | $12,027,600,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Steelers End of TE2 JR Wilburn | $144,359,800,832.00 | $12,105,700,000,000.00 |
| The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 | $22,073,530,368.00 | $12,429,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rushing and Pass Catching of TE-RB Warren Bankston | $-58,396,016,640.00 | $12,614,400,000,000.00 |
| The Versatility and Blocking of TE2 Larry Brown | $6,682,432,000.00 | $13,225,000,000,000.00 |
| The Field-Stretching Receiver of TE2 Ladarius Green | $161,691,418,624.00 | $13,397,200,000,000.00 |
| The Underused Big Play Tight End of TE3 John Powers | $-55,469,531,136.00 | $13,492,700,000,000.00 |
| The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | $6,870,817,792.00 | $13,598,000,000,000.00 |
| The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | $182,595,649,536.00 | $14,672,300,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Time Georgia Tight End of TE2 Leonard Pope | $123,454,210,048.00 | $14,674,100,000,000.00 |
| The Athletic Two-Way Playmaking of TE-RB Clendon Thomas | $14,412,514,304.00 | $15,005,000,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athlete of TE2 Zach Gentry | $214,081,847,296.00 | $16,660,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | $-114,525,626,368.00 | $19,238,400,000,000.00 |
