| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Kingdom of French Sipper | $573,199,424.00 | $170,989,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of RB1 Adam Jones | $-4,684,988,416.00 | $234,293,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Raider Brexit 2026 | $-4,578,630,656.00 | $236,760,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of Allstralia | $-1,416,643,584.00 | $363,008,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-31,427,504,128.00 | $835,527,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $41,280,495,616.00 | $1,380,530,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $55,432,056,832.00 | $1,616,790,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-2,682,302,464.00 | $1,753,290,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Eltran Privateers | $1,002,987,712.00 | $2,011,860,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-6,262,192,640.00 | $2,129,130,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-11,960,173,568.00 | $2,280,020,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $7,915,389,440.00 | $2,324,020,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-53,007,298,560.00 | $2,399,040,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-25,278,683,136.00 | $2,673,880,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-4,636,234,240.00 | $2,727,360,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $107,494,137,856.00 | $3,008,850,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-40,617,701,376.00 | $3,099,940,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-233,995,304,960.00 | $3,115,530,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $123,910,201,344.00 | $3,123,550,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-19,669,217,280.00 | $3,663,700,000,000.00 |
| The Death of Peace of Mind | $-17,336,543,232.00 | $3,729,900,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-18,883,694,592.00 | $3,779,190,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $-5,697,566,208.00 | $3,897,850,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Substitute Safeties of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-18,205,804,544.00 | $3,916,910,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $12,269,543,424.00 | $3,920,350,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-17,255,895,040.00 | $3,994,190,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-90,058,024.00 | $4,025,210,000,000.00 |
| The King of Gondor and Arnor | $-36,193,742,848.00 | $4,032,740,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Special Teams of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-16,203,411,456.00 | $4,036,800,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-21,735,004,160.00 | $4,122,990,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-16,711,686,144.00 | $4,163,430,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-12,258,809,856.00 | $4,208,170,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-16,895,723,520.00 | $4,209,280,000,000.00 |
| The City of Good Old Watts | $-21,798,860,800.00 | $4,362,600,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-28,665,139,200.00 | $4,550,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-21,319,723,008.00 | $4,586,850,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $20,625,629,184.00 | $4,599,100,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-19,901,710,336.00 | $4,606,570,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-13,629,083,648.00 | $4,633,850,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-24,437,694,464.00 | $4,635,720,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-33,057,654,784.00 | $4,735,480,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-23,068,747,776.00 | $4,748,970,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-27,490,760,704.00 | $4,767,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-12,946,428,928.00 | $4,778,680,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Green Armada of Starlight | $-13,034,584,064.00 | $4,811,220,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-4,205,975,808.00 | $4,828,670,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-103,496,826,880.00 | $4,830,100,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-30,186,115,072.00 | $4,877,430,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $21,173,809,152.00 | $4,966,610,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-2,144,573,056.00 | $5,007,270,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-4,435,503,104.00 | $5,092,310,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-1,121,140,992.00 | $5,122,430,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Safeties of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-9,661,124,608.00 | $5,134,340,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-54,259,212,288.00 | $5,163,570,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Slot Cornerbacks of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $-1,131,910,784.00 | $5,171,610,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Gwangi | $-16,716,138,496.00 | $5,243,910,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-34,858,270,720.00 | $5,263,260,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elon | $-35,245,633,536.00 | $5,321,740,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $-119,070,056.00 | $5,327,490,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elon | $-15,673,335,808.00 | $5,328,920,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-8,182,886,400.00 | $5,367,470,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $1,774,705,280.00 | $5,374,240,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $8,283,531,776.00 | $5,382,340,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $-9,214,993,408.00 | $5,420,850,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-23,755,522,048.00 | $5,498,640,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-17,548,996,608.00 | $5,505,150,000,000.00 |
| The Last March of The Ents | $-10,368,805,888.00 | $5,510,480,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $3,529,888,512.00 | $5,543,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $1,861,831,808.00 | $5,569,870,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-2,600,722,688.00 | $5,605,510,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $1,876,932,096.00 | $5,614,770,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-26,248,450,048.00 | $5,647,250,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-26,315,034,624.00 | $5,661,630,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $1,910,629,248.00 | $5,716,530,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-22,887,878,656.00 | $5,743,850,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $1,922,709,504.00 | $5,752,440,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $2,872,758,528.00 | $5,762,260,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-24,945,563,648.00 | $5,774,100,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $32,064,286,720.00 | $5,796,970,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-31,532,810,240.00 | $5,819,480,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-14,579,127,296.00 | $5,837,060,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-30,915,903,488.00 | $5,864,560,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-31,444,658,176.00 | $5,905,740,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-28,956,250,112.00 | $5,911,220,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $94,062,084,096.00 | $5,914,490,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-77,526,777,856.00 | $5,916,840,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-23,818,981,376.00 | $5,934,030,000,000.00 |
| The City of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-12,312,479,744.00 | $5,937,080,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-4,995,338,752.00 | $5,937,540,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-23,871,600,640.00 | $5,947,130,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elons | $-1,308,873,472.00 | $5,980,270,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-48,495,677,440.00 | $5,985,850,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $27,463,364,608.00 | $6,009,670,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-12,502,470,656.00 | $6,028,710,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-10,405,076,992.00 | $6,052,860,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-1,325,748,736.00 | $6,056,760,000,000.00 |
| The Opposite of Progress is Congress | $-137,846,848.00 | $6,156,210,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-11,597,358,080.00 | $6,163,420,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-44,505,886,720.00 | $6,187,110,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-33,482,178,560.00 | $6,236,570,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $28,803,811,328.00 | $6,245,980,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-64,460,300,288.00 | $6,246,290,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-1,369,399,808.00 | $6,256,200,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-21,657,866,240.00 | $6,281,430,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-21,697,640,448.00 | $6,292,990,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-45,538,721,792.00 | $6,313,850,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-21,832,972,288.00 | $6,332,280,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $6,829,176,832.00 | $6,378,980,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The George Armada of Starlight | $6,004,454,400.00 | $6,386,580,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $29,715,935,232.00 | $6,389,090,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $-189,190,208.00 | $6,396,210,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-116,327,120,896.00 | $6,434,420,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elons | $-52,172,734,464.00 | $6,439,690,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $6,932,054,528.00 | $6,474,960,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-32,374,896,640.00 | $6,479,180,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $4,292,047,360.00 | $6,482,280,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $-12,505,719,808.00 | $6,504,970,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-22,478,735,360.00 | $6,519,470,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-7,503,640,064.00 | $6,552,000,000,000.00 |
| The Day of Reckoning | $-11,020,623,872.00 | $6,562,160,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-9,613,886,464.00 | $6,577,240,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $7,045,590,016.00 | $6,581,210,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-45,838,266,368.00 | $6,584,180,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-47,376,269,312.00 | $6,637,510,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-41,283,760,128.00 | $6,651,610,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-5,913,180,672.00 | $6,654,610,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $19,793,029,120.00 | $6,656,350,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-59,836,112,896.00 | $6,666,990,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-22,809,085,952.00 | $6,686,870,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-19,697,737,728.00 | $6,697,130,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Ultimate Suffering | $-46,230,179,840.00 | $6,698,890,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-88,561,197,056.00 | $6,703,110,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $17,151,519,744.00 | $6,704,030,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-19,733,598,208.00 | $6,709,320,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-19,733,598,208.00 | $6,709,320,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $5,377,335,808.00 | $6,715,080,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-6,036,240,896.00 | $6,792,990,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Strong Safeties of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-14,091,607,040.00 | $6,794,980,000,000.00 |
| The League of Women Voters | $3,407,145,216.00 | $6,834,020,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $11,019,702,272.00 | $6,849,830,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-48,796,815,360.00 | $6,862,990,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elons | $4,532,213,248.00 | $6,931,700,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-59,257,786,368.00 | $6,949,750,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-7,971,985,920.00 | $6,971,350,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $7,510,514,176.00 | $7,015,680,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-30,328,416,256.00 | $7,020,030,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-17,613,901,824.00 | $7,082,790,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-6,036,314,624.00 | $7,175,160,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $33,094,320,128.00 | $7,176,370,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-28,831,522,816.00 | $7,182,840,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $19,205,701,632.00 | $7,186,520,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-3,995,225,344.00 | $7,188,500,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-58,287,022,080.00 | $7,194,390,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $-16,373,252,096.00 | $7,195,990,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-497,589,714,944.00 | $7,206,720,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-81,401,405,440.00 | $7,231,850,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-56,055,762,944.00 | $7,279,420,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-84,628,258,816.00 | $7,291,470,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $30,933,880,832.00 | $7,314,390,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-114,004,434,944.00 | $7,316,110,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-47,299,526,656.00 | $7,319,270,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-39,668,379,648.00 | $7,320,930,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-27,423,166,464.00 | $7,366,130,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $6,937,059,328.00 | $7,378,630,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-25,578,213,376.00 | $7,418,470,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-54,391,451,648.00 | $7,429,310,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $14,854,397,952.00 | $7,436,660,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $-15,425,506,304.00 | $7,438,190,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-25,649,934,336.00 | $7,439,270,000,000.00 |
| The Fear of Heights | $26,910,298,112.00 | $7,471,830,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-38,516,563,968.00 | $7,473,920,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-161,041,793,024.00 | $7,476,050,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-98,638,462,976.00 | $7,485,340,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-83,380,109,312.00 | $7,492,570,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-24,178,466,816.00 | $7,505,110,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-25,960,634,368.00 | $7,529,400,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $184,662,966,272.00 | $7,550,870,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $21,744,246,784.00 | $7,551,230,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-14,213,901,312.00 | $7,553,910,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-26,056,175,616.00 | $7,557,130,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-24,188,487,680.00 | $7,587,990,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-26,263,488,512.00 | $7,617,220,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-24,385,316,864.00 | $7,649,740,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-53,290,414,080.00 | $7,654,650,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $23,564,978,176.00 | $7,665,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-81,925,775,360.00 | $7,673,060,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-14,447,667,200.00 | $7,678,060,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-1,364,386,816.00 | $7,799,060,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-4,089,455,360.00 | $7,810,800,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $1,653,559,168.00 | $7,819,570,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $-13,308,813,312.00 | $7,829,170,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-51,900,325,888.00 | $7,836,410,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-11,968,421,888.00 | $7,850,540,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $12,895,091,712.00 | $7,856,620,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-52,077,895,680.00 | $7,863,220,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-31,828,533,248.00 | $7,929,510,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-31,872,239,616.00 | $7,940,420,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $45,448,310,784.00 | $7,982,790,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-21,722,220,544.00 | $8,017,870,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-23,628,435,456.00 | $8,033,630,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-128,129,179,648.00 | $8,042,590,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-50,885,595,136.00 | $8,078,100,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-25,808,922,624.00 | $8,096,230,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-20,142,153,728.00 | $8,099,380,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $-56,546,996,224.00 | $8,100,360,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-21,945,784,320.00 | $8,100,480,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-22,000,115,712.00 | $8,120,500,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $49,731,067,904.00 | $8,128,960,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-51,326,099,456.00 | $8,148,090,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elon | $12,543,515,648.00 | $8,150,430,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-2,683,564,800.00 | $8,152,320,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $180,995,604,480.00 | $8,164,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $50,116,743,168.00 | $8,192,000,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $2,740,010,240.00 | $8,197,680,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $2,740,010,240.00 | $8,197,680,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-163,795,435,520.00 | $8,203,650,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $53,476,003,840.00 | $8,204,280,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $5,435,140,096.00 | $8,208,280,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-58,681,257,984.00 | $8,221,400,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-9,899,641,856.00 | $8,276,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $183,713,792,000.00 | $8,286,900,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-22,065,571,840.00 | $8,293,060,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $34,690,420,736.00 | $8,329,650,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-20,716,640,256.00 | $8,330,420,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-19,019,366,400.00 | $8,358,930,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-77,865,246,720.00 | $8,361,430,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-19,031,111,680.00 | $8,364,190,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-20,844,333,056.00 | $8,381,770,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $32,670,998,528.00 | $8,388,530,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $16,303,237,120.00 | $8,388,770,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-20,863,381,504.00 | $8,389,470,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-327,592,935,424.00 | $8,393,440,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $13,520,635,904.00 | $8,404,510,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $4,202,327,552.00 | $8,429,340,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $4,204,132,352.00 | $8,432,430,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-29,084,194,816.00 | $8,435,330,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $54,947,090,432.00 | $8,437,720,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $189,837,934,592.00 | $8,450,040,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-21,190,494,208.00 | $8,484,100,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-11,531,609,088.00 | $8,499,520,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-251,430,830,080.00 | $8,507,000,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $4,254,654,464.00 | $8,534,060,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-12,142,173,184.00 | $8,543,190,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-3,658,964,480.00 | $8,543,840,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-93,246,881,792.00 | $8,574,960,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $2,833,925,632.00 | $8,582,030,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $8,072,189,440.00 | $8,591,330,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $23,008,770,048.00 | $8,609,510,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-27,517,007,872.00 | $8,632,180,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $8,111,164,416.00 | $8,632,240,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-27,577,737,216.00 | $8,651,180,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $5,666,663,936.00 | $8,666,990,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-60,346,273,792.00 | $8,668,150,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-27,678,769,152.00 | $8,682,850,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-128,751,255,552.00 | $8,712,020,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $-128,939,933,696.00 | $8,724,820,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-18,124,859,392.00 | $8,739,870,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-120,008,302,592.00 | $8,758,770,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-16,518,914,048.00 | $8,778,870,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-67,452,944,384.00 | $8,796,090,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-239,183,642,624.00 | $8,803,440,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $12,624,033,792.00 | $8,826,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-151,750,803,456.00 | $8,835,910,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-19,699,542,016.00 | $8,841,200,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-49,007,116,288.00 | $8,848,170,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-91,476,238,336.00 | $8,864,190,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-16,679,895,040.00 | $8,864,400,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $8,347,388,416.00 | $8,883,950,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-26,139,340,800.00 | $8,887,230,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $1,880,734,592.00 | $8,892,280,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-26,196,660,224.00 | $8,906,740,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $58,099,412,992.00 | $8,921,840,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-153,359,663,104.00 | $8,929,580,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-92,313,911,296.00 | $8,945,360,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $61,889,253,376.00 | $8,999,620,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-143,887,040,512.00 | $9,031,710,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $30,319,431,680.00 | $9,048,670,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $217,116,622,848.00 | $9,057,670,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-89,012,609,024.00 | $9,075,800,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-51,749,376,000.00 | $9,081,980,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $65,606,922,240.00 | $9,092,580,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $8,563,779,584.00 | $9,108,890,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $36,733,206,528.00 | $9,110,390,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $44,675,092,480.00 | $9,114,150,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $18,556,459,008.00 | $9,142,760,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $222,652,186,624.00 | $9,144,170,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-65,481,080,832.00 | $9,174,070,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-66,266,198,016.00 | $9,212,220,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $69,536,137,216.00 | $9,234,190,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-48,682,094,592.00 | $9,234,710,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-8,280,150,016.00 | $9,242,180,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-90,651,664,384.00 | $9,242,880,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-15,766,140,928.00 | $9,274,730,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-96,109,387,776.00 | $9,313,120,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $14,027,408,384.00 | $9,323,550,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-232,595,554,304.00 | $9,334,160,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-37,471,985,664.00 | $9,335,510,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-41,583,689,728.00 | $9,349,520,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $64,344,104,960.00 | $9,356,560,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-43,886,477,312.00 | $9,428,370,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-23,502,364,672.00 | $9,450,560,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-42,061,688,832.00 | $9,457,140,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $1,537,894,400.00 | $9,469,310,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-63,136,018,432.00 | $9,469,780,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $79,182,987,264.00 | $9,469,890,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-94,396,669,952.00 | $9,473,870,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-14,459,877,376.00 | $9,484,750,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $19,267,291,136.00 | $9,493,110,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-12,909,249,536.00 | $9,514,740,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $65,593,860,096.00 | $9,538,270,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-202,136,731,648.00 | $9,547,120,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-32,980,985,856.00 | $9,565,440,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $65,872,433,152.00 | $9,578,830,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-89,769,975,808.00 | $9,618,180,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $75,234,975,744.00 | $9,619,020,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $14,518,405,120.00 | $9,650,120,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-13,722,078,208.00 | $9,654,600,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $3,232,206,336.00 | $9,670,210,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $75,658,174,464.00 | $9,673,170,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $19,700,119,552.00 | $9,706,360,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-40,506,585,088.00 | $9,726,130,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-91,958,444,032.00 | $9,727,030,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-95,415,377,920.00 | $9,728,620,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $396,461,342,720.00 | $9,730,490,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-92,222,300,160.00 | $9,754,980,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $29,016,670,208.00 | $9,758,020,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $29,043,671,040.00 | $9,767,080,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $73,580,789,760.00 | $9,771,330,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-11,695,585,280.00 | $9,778,150,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-11,724,383,232.00 | $9,802,270,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-2,149,154,048.00 | $9,818,680,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-218,698,268,672.00 | $9,823,180,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-49,239,052,288.00 | $9,854,170,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-221,493,232.00 | $9,902,360,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-88,240,857,088.00 | $9,922,750,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $77,649,248,256.00 | $9,927,680,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-84,705,656,832.00 | $9,934,280,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-93,978,673,152.00 | $9,940,700,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $35,798,827,008.00 | $9,964,910,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $14,268,325,888.00 | $9,976,710,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-44,379,312,128.00 | $9,978,170,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $29,679,476,736.00 | $9,980,900,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $33,954,998,272.00 | $9,981,860,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-103,015,473,152.00 | $9,982,360,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-93,309,190,144.00 | $9,997,330,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $20,311,490,560.00 | $10,007,600,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $20,366,297,088.00 | $10,034,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-39,162,191,872.00 | $10,035,200,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-57,310,625,792.00 | $10,036,800,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $5,020,753,920.00 | $10,070,900,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $14,405,586,944.00 | $10,072,600,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-8,950,787,072.00 | $10,072,700,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-57,533,640,704.00 | $10,075,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $6,587,855,360.00 | $10,076,100,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $72,711,380,992.00 | $10,077,200,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $36,262,387,712.00 | $10,093,900,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-8,798,434,304.00 | $10,101,400,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-32,211,017,728.00 | $10,104,700,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-29,740,271,616.00 | $10,111,500,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-94,394,056,704.00 | $10,113,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $81,888,559,104.00 | $10,114,500,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $30,082,789,376.00 | $10,116,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $256,793,575,424.00 | $10,129,200,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $37,960,900,608.00 | $10,129,700,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $76,299,272,192.00 | $10,132,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $14,495,356,928.00 | $10,135,300,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $14,511,275,008.00 | $10,146,400,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-45,154,254,848.00 | $10,152,400,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-19,131,793,408.00 | $10,167,500,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $6,650,037,760.00 | $10,171,100,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-143,935,995,904.00 | $10,180,000,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-90,631,970,816.00 | $10,191,600,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-218,816,954,368.00 | $10,205,900,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-14,524,807,168.00 | $10,219,800,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-32,695,758,848.00 | $10,256,700,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $34,923,175,936.00 | $10,266,400,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-14,603,202,560.00 | $10,274,900,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-37,726,097,408.00 | $10,311,400,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-59,545,112,576.00 | $10,333,800,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-160,185,237,504.00 | $10,338,900,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $50,417,344,512.00 | $10,352,900,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-106,254,696,448.00 | $10,369,700,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-133,711,855,616.00 | $10,372,300,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-54,705,897,472.00 | $10,377,400,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-64,280,887,296.00 | $10,386,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $-43,316,752,384.00 | $10,400,800,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-43,353,796,608.00 | $10,409,700,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-132,216,741,888.00 | $10,455,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-261,123,391,488.00 | $10,479,000,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $82,194,759,680.00 | $10,508,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $8,452,271,104.00 | $10,554,100,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-145,045,143,552.00 | $10,554,900,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $31,473,385,472.00 | $10,584,300,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-253,870,833,664.00 | $10,594,300,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $40,312,033,280.00 | $10,599,300,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-489,572,237,312.00 | $10,618,500,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $86,087,106,560.00 | $10,633,200,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $31,618,844,672.00 | $10,633,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $34,358,437,888.00 | $10,639,200,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $7,524,387,840.00 | $10,650,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $241,576,673,280.00 | $10,656,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $17,497,749,504.00 | $10,660,900,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-34,098,661,376.00 | $10,696,800,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-24,359,374,848.00 | $10,705,900,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-6,982,217,728.00 | $10,710,500,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $86,842,613,760.00 | $10,726,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $240,697,638,912.00 | $10,727,600,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $308,465,008,640.00 | $10,733,400,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-138,470,522,880.00 | $10,741,500,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $13,042,067,456.00 | $10,748,900,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $53,148,405,760.00 | $10,768,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $45,083,709,440.00 | $10,783,300,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $50,261,983,232.00 | $10,806,600,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-96,123,043,840.00 | $10,809,100,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $97,698,095,104.00 | $10,814,200,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $74,121,101,312.00 | $10,833,300,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-26,941,147,136.00 | $10,833,400,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-497,684,840,448.00 | $10,844,100,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-45,946,372,096.00 | $10,847,200,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Maxtopian Automobiles | $32,330,676,224.00 | $10,872,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-34,681,561,088.00 | $10,879,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $32,351,612,928.00 | $10,879,700,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-92,777,791,488.00 | $10,881,000,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $88,443,920,384.00 | $10,924,300,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $18,827,966,464.00 | $10,944,300,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $67,030,466,560.00 | $10,956,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-81,348,517,888.00 | $10,982,400,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-169,789,390,848.00 | $10,991,100,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-5,349,859,328.00 | $10,993,600,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-40,311,738,368.00 | $11,018,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $85,234,827,264.00 | $11,037,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-41,117,990,912.00 | $11,044,700,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-183,871,258,624.00 | $11,053,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $37,672,996,864.00 | $11,074,900,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-85,416,632,320.00 | $11,092,200,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $-254,220,173,312.00 | $11,121,800,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $52,201,402,368.00 | $11,133,900,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-40,751,464,448.00 | $11,138,400,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-131,090,849,792.00 | $11,165,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-99,668,975,616.00 | $11,207,800,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $80,900,947,968.00 | $11,212,300,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $42,655,989,760.00 | $11,215,400,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-75,869,683,712.00 | $11,219,900,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-25,664,153,600.00 | $11,279,400,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-76,365,389,824.00 | $11,293,300,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-39,068,692,480.00 | $11,331,100,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-23,555,973,120.00 | $11,358,500,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-81,505,976,320.00 | $11,382,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-72,254,988,288.00 | $11,392,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-75,727,831,040.00 | $11,394,700,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $141,918,453,760.00 | $11,417,900,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $13,673,393,152.00 | $11,429,300,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-23,339,560,960.00 | $11,435,000,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-39,442,722,816.00 | $11,439,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-88,782,782,464.00 | $11,465,700,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-21,591,001,088.00 | $11,474,300,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $74,849,640,448.00 | $11,493,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-61,904,588,800.00 | $11,530,700,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $79,707,553,792.00 | $11,590,600,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-220,632,629,248.00 | $11,620,300,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $144,907,862,016.00 | $11,658,400,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $145,068,097,536.00 | $11,671,300,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-29,190,653,952.00 | $11,687,200,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-262,031,968.00 | $11,700,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $145,708,580,864.00 | $11,722,800,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $76,476,694,528.00 | $11,743,800,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-29,220,550,656.00 | $11,749,900,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-91,243,192,320.00 | $11,757,800,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-37,596,004,352.00 | $11,794,000,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $338,765,283,328.00 | $11,794,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $143,154,380,800.00 | $11,804,900,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $-103,624,015,872.00 | $11,814,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $146,883,002,368.00 | $11,817,300,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $229,956,812,800.00 | $11,818,400,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $34,041,495,552.00 | $11,821,700,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $81,299,726,336.00 | $11,822,100,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $147,310,542,848.00 | $11,851,700,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-46,353,084,416.00 | $11,857,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $102,248,030,208.00 | $11,896,200,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $112,181,805,056.00 | $11,899,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $2,521,092,608.00 | $11,921,100,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-268,109,216.00 | $11,967,800,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $150,385,049,600.00 | $11,968,200,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $77,967,671,296.00 | $11,972,800,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-84,980,858,880.00 | $11,984,100,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $150,637,772,800.00 | $11,988,300,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $350,294,900,736.00 | $11,999,400,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-72,004,337,664.00 | $12,001,300,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-35,435,732,992.00 | $12,048,000,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $151,562,387,456.00 | $12,061,800,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $106,516,439,040.00 | $12,073,600,000,000.00 |
| The Nasicournian Gadfly of J Blackwolf | $-27,574,364,160.00 | $12,118,700,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-93,868,793,856.00 | $12,122,500,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-17,244,391,424.00 | $12,133,000,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-10,936,189,952.00 | $12,146,400,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $83,560,267,776.00 | $12,150,900,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $-212,330,184,704.00 | $12,156,400,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $83,709,452,288.00 | $12,172,600,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-56,641,953,792.00 | $12,186,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $123,066,769,408.00 | $12,188,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-130,168,012,800.00 | $12,193,300,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $33,921,079,296.00 | $12,216,300,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $153,551,519,744.00 | $12,220,200,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-446,411,309,056.00 | $12,258,100,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-33,217,357,824.00 | $12,260,900,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $79,948,218,368.00 | $12,276,800,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $55,744,045,056.00 | $12,293,800,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-77,461,880,832.00 | $12,297,100,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $67,495,600,128.00 | $12,300,600,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-30,592,772,096.00 | $12,301,800,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $325,358,977,024.00 | $12,305,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $116,009,566,208.00 | $12,305,200,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-71,031,406,592.00 | $12,327,100,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $153,315,901,440.00 | $12,334,900,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $-97,611,497,472.00 | $12,335,100,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $89,143,672,832.00 | $12,354,600,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $80,557,907,968.00 | $12,370,500,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-216,155,324,416.00 | $12,375,400,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-57,559,617,536.00 | $12,383,700,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $154,036,240,384.00 | $12,392,800,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-31,034,355,712.00 | $12,425,400,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-98,349,785,088.00 | $12,428,400,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $363,192,745,984.00 | $12,441,200,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-30,995,177,472.00 | $12,463,500,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $85,747,580,928.00 | $12,468,900,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $157,026,025,472.00 | $12,496,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-21,482,559,488.00 | $12,497,000,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-327,227,375,616.00 | $12,514,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-125,514,014,720.00 | $12,533,600,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-37,885,902,848.00 | $12,533,700,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-55,819,505,664.00 | $12,550,300,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $363,564,826,624.00 | $12,557,700,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-46,756,646,912.00 | $12,559,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-93,038,772,224.00 | $12,560,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-55,880,228,864.00 | $12,564,000,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $159,630,786,560.00 | $12,577,600,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $86,625,132,544.00 | $12,596,600,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $113,819,541,504.00 | $12,598,600,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-119,258,972,160.00 | $12,622,800,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-122,519,339,008.00 | $12,647,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-60,164,456,448.00 | $12,656,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-52,747,206,656.00 | $12,665,200,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-104,882,454,528.00 | $12,723,300,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $51,664,883,712.00 | $12,726,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $158,200,594,432.00 | $12,727,800,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-31,802,927,104.00 | $12,733,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-43,944,697,856.00 | $12,745,400,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-43,952,824,320.00 | $12,747,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $161,890,811,904.00 | $12,755,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $161,920,040,960.00 | $12,758,000,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $158,600,413,184.00 | $12,760,000,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-63,821,168,640.00 | $12,772,500,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $160,612,794,368.00 | $12,782,100,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $163,791,273,984.00 | $12,787,000,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-177,622,237,184.00 | $12,794,500,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $15,108,787,200.00 | $12,812,400,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-61,172,625,408.00 | $12,868,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $23,630,917,632.00 | $12,872,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $54,899,187,712.00 | $12,877,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-517,895,913,472.00 | $12,884,500,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $100,783,579,136.00 | $12,885,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $88,767,291,392.00 | $12,908,100,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $377,460,883,456.00 | $12,930,000,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-15,478,398,976.00 | $12,941,000,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-91,781,513,216.00 | $12,943,000,000,000.00 |
| The Terminal Touchscreen Allergy of Ban My Apps | $67,139,612,672.00 | $12,943,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-30,353,840,128.00 | $12,962,500,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $16,246,519,808.00 | $13,025,100,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-69,372,985,344.00 | $13,029,200,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $23,936,233,472.00 | $13,038,500,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-30,704,881,664.00 | $13,112,500,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $14,318,098,432.00 | $13,112,600,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $10,504,937,472.00 | $13,117,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $123,686,084,608.00 | $13,119,500,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-17,882,505,216.00 | $13,180,200,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $129,048,141,824.00 | $13,194,500,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $24,297,730,048.00 | $13,235,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-35,543,105,536.00 | $13,358,300,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $16,675,487,744.00 | $13,369,000,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-91,015,520,256.00 | $13,392,500,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-59,688,697,856.00 | $13,420,400,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $10,760,378,368.00 | $13,436,700,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $169,187,065,856.00 | $13,464,500,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $169,327,493,120.00 | $13,475,600,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $53,644,529,664.00 | $13,477,000,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-85,851,308,032.00 | $13,497,700,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $174,917,615,616.00 | $13,542,200,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-12,133,146,624.00 | $13,542,600,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-30,866,857,984.00 | $13,565,800,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $16,002,473,984.00 | $13,570,800,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $177,814,339,584.00 | $13,657,800,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-60,884,725,760.00 | $13,689,200,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $57,669,922,816.00 | $13,725,100,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $127,554,011,136.00 | $13,725,700,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-105,713,328,128.00 | $13,734,000,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-135,147,315,200.00 | $13,738,100,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-50,329,391,104.00 | $13,756,100,000,000.00 |
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-702,530,060,288.00 | $13,763,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $179,281,068,032.00 | $13,770,500,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $175,127,232,512.00 | $13,798,600,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $130,114,707,456.00 | $13,801,300,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $180,514,701,312.00 | $13,865,200,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $69,002,174,464.00 | $13,868,000,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-311,295,776.00 | $13,902,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $178,885,132,288.00 | $13,965,300,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-99,390,545,920.00 | $13,975,800,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-62,211,092,480.00 | $13,987,500,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-309,135,081,472.00 | $14,019,500,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-61,312,540,672.00 | $14,034,500,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $11,289,554,944.00 | $14,097,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-58,712,481,792.00 | $14,097,400,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-6,875,585,536.00 | $14,128,900,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $29,744,859,136.00 | $14,186,800,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $207,537,258,496.00 | $14,188,200,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $18,606,968,832.00 | $14,198,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $19,514,431,488.00 | $14,251,500,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-475,416,363,008.00 | $14,397,300,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $188,855,959,552.00 | $14,399,400,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $18,002,305,024.00 | $14,432,500,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $11,598,868,480.00 | $14,484,300,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $17,344,587,776.00 | $14,497,600,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $17,135,447,040.00 | $14,531,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $4,858,010,112.00 | $14,533,800,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-33,077,510,144.00 | $14,537,600,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-49,959,813,120.00 | $14,548,500,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $191,109,120,000.00 | $14,571,200,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $73,164,587,008.00 | $14,578,600,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $476,634,054,656.00 | $14,587,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-64,668,721,152.00 | $14,706,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-55,567,495,168.00 | $14,706,800,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $66,588,983,296.00 | $14,713,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $189,805,936,640.00 | $14,817,900,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $196,384,964,608.00 | $14,870,900,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-58,065,399,808.00 | $14,879,000,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $35,954,470,912.00 | $14,976,300,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $19,760,588,800.00 | $15,078,800,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $197,616,402,432.00 | $15,178,800,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $18,164,307,968.00 | $15,182,900,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-441,566,363,648.00 | $15,211,400,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $273,602,068,480.00 | $15,285,000,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $138,547,183,616.00 | $15,335,700,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $203,260,198,912.00 | $15,391,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-49,762,045,952.00 | $15,453,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $205,652,639,744.00 | $15,472,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $129,413,300,224.00 | $15,492,200,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-517,785,059,328.00 | $15,540,600,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-67,199,401,984.00 | $15,550,700,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $38,495,494,144.00 | $15,595,200,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $79,244,296,192.00 | $15,601,800,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Seasonal Spectre of Santy Claws | $-29,398,601,728.00 | $15,623,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-157,720,952,832.00 | $15,635,700,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $205,737,951,232.00 | $15,686,600,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $60,070,461,440.00 | $15,720,000,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-222,529,830,912.00 | $15,738,600,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $182,234,693,632.00 | $15,852,200,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $21,732,773,888.00 | $15,871,700,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $211,646,955,520.00 | $16,026,600,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $168,691,023,872.00 | $16,036,200,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $213,014,691,840.00 | $16,130,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $25,364,291,584.00 | $16,194,100,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $219,410,513,920.00 | $16,232,100,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $24,044,556,288.00 | $16,323,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $21,520,558,080.00 | $16,352,200,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $25,630,984,192.00 | $16,364,400,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $119,044,661,248.00 | $16,498,600,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-46,935,920,640.00 | $16,548,900,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $147,466,518,528.00 | $16,715,300,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $279,708,729,344.00 | $16,838,700,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $156,954,148,864.00 | $16,992,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $225,994,375,168.00 | $17,003,300,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $170,525,229,056.00 | $17,152,700,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $28,211,963,904.00 | $17,188,800,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $233,421,094,912.00 | $17,360,900,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-26,916,646,912.00 | $17,655,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $23,428,554,752.00 | $17,801,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $23,475,998,720.00 | $17,837,800,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $27,678,287,872.00 | $17,984,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $258,929,852,416.00 | $18,660,200,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-69,149,728,768.00 | $18,900,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $49,463,070,720.00 | $19,024,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $36,259,319,808.00 | $19,101,900,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-24,596,226,048.00 | $19,563,400,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-57,629,241,344.00 | $19,620,300,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $37,745,590,272.00 | $19,624,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-151,350,542,336.00 | $19,736,500,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $280,061,935,616.00 | $19,913,500,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $37,074,698,240.00 | $20,104,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $145,520,345,088.00 | $20,168,000,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $35,192,045,568.00 | $20,456,800,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $16,804,923,392.00 | $20,984,600,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $43,098,103,808.00 | $21,395,700,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-73,386,156,032.00 | $21,622,100,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $687,811,461,120.00 | $22,854,500,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $315,832,631,296.00 | $24,908,100,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $469,859,696,640.00 | $26,281,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $120,874,442,752.00 | $27,602,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $516,808,998,912.00 | $29,202,600,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $148,894,728,192.00 | $30,709,400,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-231,192,854,528.00 | $45,269,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $167,718,666,240.00 | $53,534,400,000,000.00 |
