| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-1,074,889,088.00 | $440,142,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-3,876,307,456.00 | $458,813,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-4,659,921,920.00 | $485,773,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $368,243,456.00 | $496,782,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-3,197,998,848.00 | $505,955,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-1,264,579,328.00 | $517,814,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $-4,383,113,216.00 | $530,259,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $-38,717,680.00 | $559,701,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-4,635,553,792.00 | $588,940,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-6,164,249,600.00 | $589,351,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-1,478,571,520.00 | $605,445,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-3,445,072,128.00 | $610,223,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-4,168,787,456.00 | $623,667,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-702,624,064.00 | $624,829,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-2,604,560,896.00 | $630,075,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $2,433,971,712.00 | $648,074,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-3,837,127,680.00 | $654,293,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-3,354,702,848.00 | $658,374,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-5,209,602,048.00 | $660,873,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $108,111,032.00 | $662,861,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-1,994,019,840.00 | $667,127,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-3,515,840,768.00 | $689,999,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-592,892,672.00 | $690,745,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $-592,892,672.00 | $690,745,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor | $-6,408,189,440.00 | $702,200,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $-175,186,400.00 | $702,932,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-3,465,756,672.00 | $703,060,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $1,937,783,040.00 | $728,135,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-320,981,760.00 | $731,768,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Green Armada of Starlight | $2,353,482,496.00 | $776,488,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-5,864,370,688.00 | $782,807,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $2,381,409,792.00 | $785,695,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $-1,122,332,032.00 | $786,854,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $80,805,176.00 | $788,050,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $-661,552,192.00 | $788,621,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $-54,081,468.00 | $791,054,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $338,897,184.00 | $811,259,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $-3,499,981,056.00 | $814,498,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $459,686,240.00 | $818,807,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $2,604,559,872.00 | $841,983,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The George Armada of Starlight | $5,392,367,104.00 | $855,918,000,000.00 |
| The Emirate of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-3,168,378,880.00 | $896,301,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $376,548,320.00 | $901,399,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $3,414,746,880.00 | $933,278,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $28,964,644,864.00 | $984,560,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of Good Old Watts | $-8,077,028,864.00 | $1,027,060,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-1,465,262,976.00 | $1,037,790,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-6,556,634,112.00 | $1,118,010,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-99,210,338,304.00 | $1,124,520,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-5,564,000,256.00 | $1,128,710,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-6,284,673,536.00 | $1,156,610,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-19,817,584,640.00 | $1,168,400,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $39,727,345,664.00 | $1,172,900,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Da Beast | $-2,480,132,096.00 | $1,191,010,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elon | $-1,758,966,784.00 | $1,245,810,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-1,758,966,784.00 | $1,245,810,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-6,784,526,848.00 | $1,268,330,000,000.00 |
| The Emirate of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-6,300,282,368.00 | $1,368,080,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of The Gwangi | $-4,761,932,288.00 | $1,372,360,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $-50,398,780.00 | $1,396,310,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elon | $-8,708,773,888.00 | $1,408,870,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Greedy Elon | $-4,549,793,792.00 | $1,411,100,000,000.00 |
| The Matriarchy of Luneraraisu | $-11,563,485,184.00 | $1,412,580,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-9,518,237,696.00 | $1,467,380,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elons | $-11,371,253,760.00 | $1,472,530,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $7,224,328,704.00 | $1,483,950,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best Sir | $-1,305,294,848.00 | $1,520,730,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Greedy Elons | $3,765,267,712.00 | $1,529,260,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-38,025,818,112.00 | $1,532,150,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-8,364,080,128.00 | $1,563,620,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of Progress is Congress | $-7,710,944,256.00 | $1,564,240,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cosmi | $-4,000,743,168.00 | $1,567,740,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-8,671,522,816.00 | $1,579,650,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $38,842,672.00 | $1,595,150,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-5,977,547,264.00 | $1,602,230,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-12,235,890,688.00 | $1,602,990,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Ultimate Suffering | $-17,010,794,496.00 | $1,607,760,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-3,492,756,480.00 | $1,619,870,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Leisure | $-1,049,012,480.00 | $1,633,880,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elons | $5,591,763,456.00 | $1,746,880,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Women Voters | $-7,044,815,872.00 | $1,758,500,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $6,714,287,616.00 | $1,802,560,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-12,334,459,904.00 | $1,811,990,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of The Secret Fire | $187,549,456.00 | $1,829,290,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of London for improving natural knowledge | $-6,608,642,560.00 | $1,904,560,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $2,897,301,248.00 | $1,909,340,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Heights | $6,449,258,496.00 | $1,939,530,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Doubt | $-6,745,684,992.00 | $1,979,570,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-23,040,305,152.00 | $2,059,170,000,000.00 |
| The Grand Duchy of Gab in The City of Truth | $-12,131,332,096.00 | $2,059,500,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-15,317,990,400.00 | $2,093,580,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-9,706,627,072.00 | $2,107,760,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $75,046,248,448.00 | $2,125,750,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-6,023,790,592.00 | $2,132,330,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-2,361,733,888.00 | $2,168,910,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best of The Best Sir | $-3,203,879,680.00 | $2,221,020,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-21,443,512,320.00 | $2,235,380,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $88,002,043,904.00 | $2,242,910,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-11,898,572,800.00 | $2,255,020,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-23,706,957,824.00 | $2,264,020,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-23,135,631,360.00 | $2,335,900,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-10,932,480,000.00 | $2,373,960,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-3,401,127,936.00 | $2,384,520,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Summer Have Gone | $10,778,847,232.00 | $2,395,580,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-12,164,940,800.00 | $2,420,250,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-6,127,608,320.00 | $2,440,880,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-20,336,891,904.00 | $2,460,310,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $7,060,125,696.00 | $2,476,080,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-10,039,731,200.00 | $2,506,100,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-10,104,481,792.00 | $2,522,260,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-2,231,534,848.00 | $2,525,400,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-5,526,674,432.00 | $2,532,200,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $6,654,172,160.00 | $2,565,000,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-18,570,582,016.00 | $2,599,420,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $-815,414,592.00 | $2,602,730,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-19,652,171,776.00 | $2,621,360,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-17,209,331,712.00 | $2,664,000,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-9,261,576,192.00 | $2,669,150,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-10,550,218,752.00 | $2,685,480,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last-Place Trophy of LDF The Sacko | $-18,308,833,280.00 | $2,689,680,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-10,826,247,168.00 | $2,702,430,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-9,380,067,328.00 | $2,703,280,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-4,358,785,024.00 | $2,731,080,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $454,516,800.00 | $2,786,570,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-3,747,860,480.00 | $2,807,140,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-3,059,740,416.00 | $2,809,940,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $7,426,369,024.00 | $2,835,940,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-16,878,440,448.00 | $2,865,390,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-8,582,042,112.00 | $2,871,210,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-26,458,324,992.00 | $2,878,920,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $14,841,783,296.00 | $2,903,980,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-17,263,489,024.00 | $2,930,760,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $1,745,826,176.00 | $2,932,580,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $11,023,350,784.00 | $2,935,080,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $-7,595,904,000.00 | $2,976,550,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-7,033,380,864.00 | $2,994,790,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-18,997,432,320.00 | $3,005,570,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $6,763,847,680.00 | $3,008,200,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $7,447,352,832.00 | $3,024,730,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-7,176,064,000.00 | $3,055,460,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $12,698,217,472.00 | $3,059,320,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-24,157,661,184.00 | $3,071,820,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-18,738,196,480.00 | $3,102,730,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-6,193,372,160.00 | $3,142,860,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $-14,549,784,576.00 | $3,159,460,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-14,576,641,024.00 | $3,165,280,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-59,361,165,312.00 | $3,175,200,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-18,086,664,192.00 | $3,203,670,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $-1,406,210,048.00 | $3,205,840,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-6,696,346,112.00 | $3,215,740,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-1,415,041,024.00 | $3,226,170,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $-813,263,936.00 | $3,263,400,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $-820,047,424.00 | $3,290,320,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $19,660,326,912.00 | $3,306,270,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-31,790,102,528.00 | $3,313,960,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $4,663,896,064.00 | $3,322,510,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-13,435,656,192.00 | $3,353,780,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-46,446,284,800.00 | $3,360,890,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-231,677,165,568.00 | $3,364,210,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $-230,244,944.00 | $3,367,360,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $-230,456,928.00 | $3,370,440,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-21,372,026,880.00 | $3,381,260,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-12,740,249,600.00 | $3,414,920,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-4,988,542,464.00 | $3,416,360,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $353,447,328.00 | $3,446,530,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-17,078,343,680.00 | $3,464,480,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-25,989,566,464.00 | $3,466,680,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $-7,631,759,872.00 | $3,483,410,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-13,011,952,640.00 | $3,487,720,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-31,905,423,360.00 | $3,496,150,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Vacuunauts of Eltran Starfleet | $-102,128,377,856.00 | $3,522,580,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $-1,108,447,104.00 | $3,538,230,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-17,791,592,448.00 | $3,539,700,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-26,558,730,240.00 | $3,542,600,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-3,991,579,136.00 | $3,549,660,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-16,348,584,960.00 | $3,550,030,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-12,371,434,496.00 | $3,565,370,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-5,087,638,016.00 | $3,566,970,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-35,244,052,480.00 | $3,571,920,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $14,740,281,344.00 | $3,576,920,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-31,199,492,096.00 | $3,592,940,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-29,883,039,744.00 | $3,615,200,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-14,508,971,008.00 | $3,621,710,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-14,508,971,008.00 | $3,621,710,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-44,292,820,992.00 | $3,641,480,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $1,522,882,432.00 | $3,645,660,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-14,629,331,968.00 | $3,651,740,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-15,711,399,936.00 | $3,656,260,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-6,569,571,840.00 | $3,663,820,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $-1,921,324,672.00 | $3,703,120,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-2,116,265,088.00 | $3,724,580,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-11,146,039,296.00 | $3,729,070,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-27,993,358,336.00 | $3,733,960,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-15,008,687,104.00 | $3,746,440,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-15,101,243,392.00 | $3,769,540,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $25,591,773,184.00 | $3,782,890,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $-1,190,773,504.00 | $3,801,010,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-15,249,278,976.00 | $3,806,490,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-42,778,316,800.00 | $3,817,940,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-27,507,853,312.00 | $3,850,420,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-4,065,187,584.00 | $3,868,970,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-27,751,530,496.00 | $3,884,520,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-12,600,530,944.00 | $3,908,050,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-29,842,886,656.00 | $3,980,680,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-13,820,591,104.00 | $3,983,010,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-11,038,539,776.00 | $3,992,020,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-12,874,858,496.00 | $3,993,120,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-27,225,284,608.00 | $3,999,540,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-11,096,590,336.00 | $4,013,060,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-13,020,100,608.00 | $4,038,150,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $-40,146,898,944.00 | $4,046,270,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $3,874,563,840.00 | $4,047,780,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-27,616,350,208.00 | $4,057,000,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-9,542,021,120.00 | $4,062,910,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-11,293,023,232.00 | $4,084,070,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-57,296,220,160.00 | $4,124,640,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Pathetic Champ of LDF The Coin | $-13,302,362,112.00 | $4,125,720,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $15,170,200,576.00 | $4,146,110,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $-12,379,403,264.00 | $4,150,360,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-12,424,336,384.00 | $4,156,710,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-12,485,663,744.00 | $4,177,240,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $5,645,952,512.00 | $4,187,380,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-12,516,265,984.00 | $4,187,500,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-15,647,983,616.00 | $4,194,280,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $4,523,027,456.00 | $4,199,740,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-4,579,484,672.00 | $4,205,660,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Shiva Blast | $15,910,479,872.00 | $4,218,270,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-9,928,522,752.00 | $4,227,450,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $21,626,685,440.00 | $4,231,520,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $4,099,407,360.00 | $4,282,790,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-19,945,904,128.00 | $4,331,170,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-11,053,529,088.00 | $4,331,490,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $5,153,527,296.00 | $4,331,930,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-10,336,518,144.00 | $4,401,180,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-58,897,100,800.00 | $4,415,290,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-49,081,249,792.00 | $4,417,320,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-11,978,466,304.00 | $4,439,850,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-23,918,891,008.00 | $4,471,510,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $-2,879,456,768.00 | $4,484,710,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-20,833,396,736.00 | $4,523,910,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-9,906,111,488.00 | $4,594,340,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $23,727,187,968.00 | $4,604,830,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-27,054,415,872.00 | $4,613,220,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-33,495,699,456.00 | $4,654,720,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-9,275,726,848.00 | $4,707,070,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $-2,078,705,024.00 | $4,739,070,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $10,188,616,704.00 | $4,754,340,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-7,763,186,688.00 | $4,783,010,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-56,673,353,728.00 | $4,784,890,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-37,932,797,952.00 | $4,794,220,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $14,812,577,792.00 | $4,800,500,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $-328,441,664.00 | $4,804,800,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-58,783,850,496.00 | $4,832,850,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-7,856,230,912.00 | $4,840,270,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $497,245,888.00 | $4,848,560,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $498,659,040.00 | $4,864,390,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-18,266,275,840.00 | $4,896,100,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-17,034,757,120.00 | $4,909,290,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-7,040,122,368.00 | $4,986,320,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $-340,850,880.00 | $4,986,410,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-18,655,864,832.00 | $5,000,540,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $15,190,582,272.00 | $5,011,880,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-354,674,769,920.00 | $5,079,300,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $-44,801,904,640.00 | $5,114,190,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-55,292,727,296.00 | $5,138,460,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $1,368,303,488.00 | $5,176,680,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-83,454,459,904.00 | $5,203,490,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $123,264,630,784.00 | $5,264,900,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Children of the Djel | $87,230,578,688.00 | $5,289,720,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-119,583,080,448.00 | $5,319,140,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-74,650,116,096.00 | $5,391,450,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $3,056,313,344.00 | $5,443,870,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $-14,070,752,256.00 | $5,450,710,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-5,582,032,384.00 | $5,465,080,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-4,770,401,280.00 | $5,468,000,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $22,813,399,040.00 | $5,468,070,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $39,447,351,296.00 | $5,471,480,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-43,381,456,896.00 | $5,482,840,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-14,069,108,736.00 | $5,513,130,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-92,426,739,712.00 | $5,524,550,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $26,963,884,032.00 | $5,630,630,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-16,887,755,776.00 | $5,650,050,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $29,792,602,112.00 | $5,674,510,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-12,476,288,000.00 | $5,716,390,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $30,036,692,992.00 | $5,721,000,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-7,018,506,240.00 | $5,783,080,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-68,502,503,424.00 | $5,807,760,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $33,192,769,536.00 | $5,845,130,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $125,283,409,920.00 | $5,893,420,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-123,533,795,328.00 | $5,920,090,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $137,747,562,496.00 | $5,921,930,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-69,520,048,128.00 | $5,942,430,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $-22,200,915,968.00 | $5,950,800,000,000.00 |
| The Cheap and Indigestible Beef of LDF Yobogoya | $5,716,448,256.00 | $5,972,130,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $127,147,679,744.00 | $5,981,120,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $738,122,112.00 | $5,985,910,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $101,639,454,720.00 | $6,025,060,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-87,078,092,800.00 | $6,028,520,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $745,101,248.00 | $6,042,500,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-47,913,771,008.00 | $6,055,680,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-21,026,779,136.00 | $6,059,830,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-36,644,102,144.00 | $6,062,650,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-94,818,140,160.00 | $6,098,270,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-48,035,028,992.00 | $6,108,030,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-51,845,595,136.00 | $6,117,970,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $133,833,932,800.00 | $6,151,630,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-68,490,723,328.00 | $6,164,160,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-38,175,641,600.00 | $6,175,930,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-65,557,114,880.00 | $6,203,180,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-69,079,023,616.00 | $6,217,130,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $20,053,133,312.00 | $6,264,650,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $8,795,542,528.00 | $6,265,760,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-31,955,001,344.00 | $6,271,330,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $17,893,429,248.00 | $6,274,120,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $38,123,061,248.00 | $6,275,360,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $40,504,938,496.00 | $6,286,860,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-46,010,617,856.00 | $6,288,480,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-66,834,935,808.00 | $6,291,820,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $776,953,536.00 | $6,303,440,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $42,943,172,608.00 | $6,329,260,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $8,073,583,616.00 | $6,348,740,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-10,305,192,960.00 | $6,349,220,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $36,178,931,712.00 | $6,370,970,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $785,602,624.00 | $6,371,040,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-50,490,695,680.00 | $6,381,340,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-178,833,801,216.00 | $6,381,800,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-67,521,552,384.00 | $6,389,070,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-17,713,776,640.00 | $6,406,170,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-4,119,468,800.00 | $6,416,490,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $23,044,388,864.00 | $6,418,550,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $151,418,814,464.00 | $6,419,800,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-54,458,982,400.00 | $6,426,360,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-5,536,692,224.00 | $6,450,140,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-58,912,985,088.00 | $6,455,570,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-108,316,868,608.00 | $6,474,350,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-65,432,162,304.00 | $6,483,920,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-116,990,697,472.00 | $6,497,860,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-166,599,294,976.00 | $6,499,170,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-149,376,057,344.00 | $6,531,540,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $11,681,533,952.00 | $6,545,790,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-34,231,058,432.00 | $6,551,380,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-73,069,887,488.00 | $6,576,320,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-36,589,580,288.00 | $6,577,190,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $-32,482,662,400.00 | $6,612,320,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-34,551,840,768.00 | $6,612,830,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-37,341,491,200.00 | $6,614,290,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $9,294,009,344.00 | $6,620,810,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $4,759,261,184.00 | $6,624,140,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-5,558,135,808.00 | $6,625,800,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-66,962,726,912.00 | $6,635,590,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-19,840,278,528.00 | $6,637,910,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-111,180,185,600.00 | $6,645,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $47,213,543,424.00 | $6,648,520,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-42,029,068,288.00 | $6,649,400,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $11,891,083,264.00 | $6,663,110,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $47,443,836,928.00 | $6,680,990,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $8,501,671,936.00 | $6,685,290,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $40,624,529,408.00 | $6,687,130,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $50,084,167,680.00 | $6,690,860,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-42,354,302,976.00 | $6,700,820,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-67,456,864,256.00 | $6,701,760,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-8,794,642,432.00 | $6,737,120,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-148,765,769,728.00 | $6,753,210,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $30,844,784,640.00 | $6,756,400,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $-7,818,687,488.00 | $6,767,340,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-154,031,849,472.00 | $6,768,430,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-33,336,778,752.00 | $6,786,190,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $41,284,444,160.00 | $6,795,740,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-57,603,543,040.00 | $6,797,380,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $15,405,167,616.00 | $6,797,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-27,333,951,488.00 | $6,823,050,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-14,900,430,848.00 | $6,826,950,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-65,633,816,576.00 | $6,837,850,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $41,756,762,112.00 | $6,873,560,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-40,457,428,992.00 | $6,898,660,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $18,758,522,880.00 | $6,903,760,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-19,124,559,872.00 | $6,916,350,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $29,499,846,656.00 | $6,918,800,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $46,962,999,296.00 | $6,921,750,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-91,705,065,472.00 | $6,928,690,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $42,111,528,960.00 | $6,931,920,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $49,288,658,944.00 | $6,940,730,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $8,841,454,592.00 | $6,952,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-16,333,721,600.00 | $6,954,750,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $4,996,806,656.00 | $6,955,350,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $43,843,112,960.00 | $6,959,090,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-11,163,795,456.00 | $6,995,000,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $15,852,726,272.00 | $6,995,080,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $12,471,005,184.00 | $7,008,200,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-32,413,931,520.00 | $7,011,890,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $280,695,078,912.00 | $7,015,330,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $51,958,050,816.00 | $7,021,680,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-4,519,923,200.00 | $7,039,760,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-71,252,672,512.00 | $7,078,840,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $16,193,208,320.00 | $7,145,370,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-31,115,802,624.00 | $7,147,510,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $19,429,472,256.00 | $7,150,660,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-71,990,026,240.00 | $7,152,120,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-37,397,381,120.00 | $7,157,360,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $176,877,830,144.00 | $7,173,630,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-124,498,272,256.00 | $7,174,970,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-108,237,979,648.00 | $7,187,030,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-69,049,090,048.00 | $7,193,640,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $4,554,458,112.00 | $7,200,040,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $9,165,953,024.00 | $7,207,870,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $12,196,360,192.00 | $7,212,970,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $9,211,281,408.00 | $7,243,380,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-340,781,203,456.00 | $7,245,250,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-99,885,588,480.00 | $7,251,830,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $49,398,190,080.00 | $7,280,730,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-81,033,371,648.00 | $7,293,040,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-116,695,449,600.00 | $7,295,040,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-38,208,098,304.00 | $7,312,690,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $16,488,566,784.00 | $7,333,340,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-182,160,343,040.00 | $7,339,250,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-75,599,888,384.00 | $7,365,470,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-31,664,091,136.00 | $7,368,660,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $160,898,105,344.00 | $7,372,520,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $62,076,239,872.00 | $7,373,610,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-61,047,795,712.00 | $7,385,430,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-16,144,542,720.00 | $7,396,870,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-67,586,076,672.00 | $7,405,980,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-51,192,025,088.00 | $7,410,690,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $23,273,979,904.00 | $7,411,480,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-16,227,169,280.00 | $7,434,750,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $162,563,964,928.00 | $7,459,440,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-107,728,969,728.00 | $7,463,530,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $208,135,520,256.00 | $7,465,990,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-123,215,609,856.00 | $7,487,450,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-36,797,140,992.00 | $7,490,530,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-34,981,187,584.00 | $7,500,170,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-60,208,361,472.00 | $7,503,460,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $26,553,032,704.00 | $7,505,210,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-22,455,808,000.00 | $7,512,870,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $48,458,371,072.00 | $7,521,360,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $55,751,974,912.00 | $7,534,410,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-30,239,291,392.00 | $7,548,310,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $17,120,744,448.00 | $7,554,610,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $17,132,881,920.00 | $7,560,040,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-104,210,153,472.00 | $7,565,810,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-10,119,452,672.00 | $7,579,660,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-194,305,851,392.00 | $7,580,030,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-56,085,602,304.00 | $7,587,790,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-30,452,078,592.00 | $7,601,440,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $51,669,184,512.00 | $7,615,320,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-358,286,786,560.00 | $7,620,390,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-30,634,414,080.00 | $7,646,860,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $56,731,910,144.00 | $7,666,790,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $40,310,849,536.00 | $7,677,990,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $17,424,324,608.00 | $7,688,610,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-4,392,516,096.00 | $7,730,400,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $46,916,222,976.00 | $7,738,940,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-74,527,662,080.00 | $7,764,390,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $36,548,452,352.00 | $7,764,680,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $2,059,663,488.00 | $7,791,040,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $16,384,460,800.00 | $7,801,810,000,000.00 |
| The Big Brachycardian Caveman of J Blackwolf | $-21,698,807,808.00 | $7,847,300,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-29,285,732,352.00 | $7,849,740,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-57,449,930,752.00 | $7,859,040,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-34,240,280,576.00 | $7,865,120,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-61,014,654,976.00 | $7,882,130,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $17,863,161,856.00 | $7,882,360,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-54,453,051,392.00 | $7,883,100,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-24,241,788,928.00 | $7,894,960,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Maxtopian Automobiles | $17,896,402,944.00 | $7,896,850,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-99,411,451,904.00 | $7,897,580,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-57,792,536,576.00 | $7,905,920,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $91,930,050,560.00 | $7,917,470,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-34,555,539,456.00 | $7,937,650,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-22,806,685,696.00 | $7,960,170,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $4,079,641,088.00 | $7,961,280,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $25,085,702,144.00 | $7,988,570,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-27,742,441,472.00 | $7,995,270,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $45,450,022,912.00 | $8,003,630,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $48,624,844,800.00 | $8,004,020,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $93,001,416,704.00 | $8,009,730,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $11,290,281,984.00 | $8,043,010,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $21,863,786,496.00 | $8,046,590,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-24,066,332,672.00 | $8,051,710,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $93,848,698,880.00 | $8,082,680,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-68,056,920,064.00 | $8,121,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $77,815,087,104.00 | $8,129,020,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $94,396,268,544.00 | $8,129,890,000,000.00 |
| The Hostile Takeover of Warzone Trindon Dad | $4,568,050,176.00 | $8,136,680,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-26,338,488,320.00 | $8,168,870,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-55,743,008,768.00 | $8,188,940,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-78,689,583,104.00 | $8,198,010,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $49,859,182,592.00 | $8,207,200,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $72,616,779,776.00 | $8,209,060,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $95,542,689,792.00 | $8,228,590,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-51,734,388,736.00 | $8,236,450,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-24,641,632,256.00 | $8,244,150,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $96,414,818,304.00 | $8,303,690,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $96,489,340,928.00 | $8,310,120,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $47,222,456,320.00 | $8,315,700,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $-72,907,530,240.00 | $8,322,470,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-14,953,251,840.00 | $8,339,470,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $98,329,960,448.00 | $8,348,990,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-64,395,739,136.00 | $8,374,690,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $66,621,734,912.00 | $8,388,990,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-50,747,523,072.00 | $8,402,980,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-83,663,495,168.00 | $8,419,640,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-50,896,543,744.00 | $8,420,630,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-73,881,559,040.00 | $8,433,650,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-47,617,302,528.00 | $8,434,350,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-13,156,420,608.00 | $8,437,340,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-5,417,497,088.00 | $8,438,410,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $240,973,398,016.00 | $8,487,750,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-84,712,488,960.00 | $8,525,230,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-169,890,381,824.00 | $8,547,310,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-38,477,742,080.00 | $8,547,820,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $96,174,759,936.00 | $8,556,650,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $100,901,347,328.00 | $8,567,360,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-317,642,735,616.00 | $8,572,740,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $48,734,588,928.00 | $8,582,010,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-26,365,020,160.00 | $8,586,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $101,138,063,360.00 | $8,587,410,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $52,183,511,040.00 | $8,589,780,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $68,324,413,440.00 | $8,603,480,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $52,274,806,784.00 | $8,604,910,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-76,335,988,736.00 | $8,614,210,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $240,607,051,776.00 | $8,618,130,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $2,279,675,392.00 | $8,623,470,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $158,123,032,576.00 | $8,625,070,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $76,422,881,280.00 | $8,639,350,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $70,860,677,120.00 | $8,653,860,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-157,768,155,136.00 | $8,663,880,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-7,571,421,184.00 | $8,678,780,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $42,688,438,272.00 | $8,687,460,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $9,356,921,856.00 | $8,688,130,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-75,126,349,824.00 | $8,691,300,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-50,746,294,272.00 | $8,723,300,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-24,132,550,656.00 | $8,727,400,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $3,625,057,024.00 | $8,729,830,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $104,274,010,112.00 | $8,739,090,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-42,961,661,952.00 | $8,745,460,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $103,105,568,768.00 | $8,754,520,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-46,347,751,424.00 | $8,783,910,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $102,120,005,632.00 | $8,795,040,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-46,140,391,424.00 | $8,830,760,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $29,243,803,648.00 | $8,831,790,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $106,670,612,480.00 | $8,833,420,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-101,556,764,672.00 | $8,838,570,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $102,667,575,296.00 | $8,842,250,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-46,223,380,480.00 | $8,846,700,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $50,258,767,872.00 | $8,850,390,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-67,345,534,976.00 | $8,871,370,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $78,572,929,024.00 | $8,882,370,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-22,342,264,832.00 | $8,899,830,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $34,833,358,848.00 | $8,908,150,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-38,304,047,104.00 | $8,913,810,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-35,726,508,032.00 | $8,918,000,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-27,387,529,216.00 | $8,919,400,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $3,707,348,992.00 | $8,926,900,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $63,429,517,312.00 | $8,932,040,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $60,710,010,880.00 | $8,947,860,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $106,783,211,520.00 | $8,949,370,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-25,995,659,264.00 | $8,969,230,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $254,656,626,688.00 | $8,969,720,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $50,967,846,912.00 | $8,975,220,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $54,560,333,824.00 | $8,981,020,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-47,506,907,136.00 | $9,003,660,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-32,883,740,672.00 | $9,007,610,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-72,576,352,256.00 | $9,044,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-50,319,110,144.00 | $9,045,070,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $4,632,508,928.00 | $9,047,490,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $55,058,882,560.00 | $9,063,150,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $76,734,808,064.00 | $9,114,780,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $259,354,509,312.00 | $9,126,400,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-95,756,402,688.00 | $9,144,030,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $106,355,302,400.00 | $9,159,800,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-26,623,428,608.00 | $9,185,790,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $108,249,432,064.00 | $9,191,250,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-25,465,391,104.00 | $9,209,530,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $112,540,606,464.00 | $9,218,910,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $107,052,441,600.00 | $9,219,880,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-5,961,060,352.00 | $9,284,930,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-51,693,301,760.00 | $9,292,130,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-84,481,613,824.00 | $9,301,120,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $-53,681,352,704.00 | $9,323,940,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $56,713,572,352.00 | $9,335,500,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-137,500,934,144.00 | $9,351,550,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $86,314,090,496.00 | $9,352,560,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-79,091,613,696.00 | $9,372,590,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $4,805,789,184.00 | $9,386,290,000,000.00 |
| The Terminal Touchscreen Allergy of Ban My Apps | $43,230,978,048.00 | $9,402,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-72,302,395,392.00 | $9,402,970,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-385,280,671,744.00 | $9,427,420,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $115,109,822,464.00 | $9,429,390,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $116,352,679,936.00 | $9,434,100,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $83,799,277,568.00 | $9,473,190,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $33,220,378,624.00 | $9,476,740,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $6,635,551,232.00 | $9,481,080,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $117,141,422,080.00 | $9,498,070,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-66,999,709,696.00 | $9,511,870,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $33,372,172,288.00 | $9,519,970,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-41,487,736,832.00 | $9,530,010,000,000.00 |
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-495,724,232,704.00 | $9,539,980,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $-2,392,357,888.00 | $9,598,760,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $80,145,031,168.00 | $9,608,280,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $38,008,356,864.00 | $9,622,910,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-48,082,563,072.00 | $9,632,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-31,409,963,008.00 | $9,662,060,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-50,528,661,504.00 | $9,670,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $115,661,209,600.00 | $9,693,410,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-71,552,196,608.00 | $9,700,050,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $4,034,350,592.00 | $9,715,190,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $31,117,275,136.00 | $9,715,560,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $119,918,403,584.00 | $9,723,230,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $115,045,933,056.00 | $9,768,350,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $137,083,199,488.00 | $9,770,870,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $115,440,082,944.00 | $9,801,770,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-84,819,468,288.00 | $9,812,680,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-51,812,847,616.00 | $9,916,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $6,797,541,376.00 | $9,918,930,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-83,304,734,720.00 | $9,936,700,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $118,913,998,848.00 | $9,966,080,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $124,147,097,600.00 | $9,970,860,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $6,022,668,800.00 | $10,008,300,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $91,123,965,952.00 | $10,077,300,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $125,561,585,664.00 | $10,084,400,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-78,891,171,840.00 | $10,091,200,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-41,661,337,600.00 | $10,149,200,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-231,199,703,040.00 | $10,165,600,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $297,221,554,176.00 | $10,168,200,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-50,027,114,496.00 | $10,183,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-44,663,984,128.00 | $10,188,700,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $127,074,787,328.00 | $10,205,900,000,000.00 |
| The Army Airmen of Eltran Army Air Corps | $-127,643,557,888.00 | $10,228,600,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-53,513,584,640.00 | $10,241,900,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $113,830,060,032.00 | $10,356,000,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $5,317,622,272.00 | $10,385,600,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-111,298,625,536.00 | $10,473,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $2,772,411,648.00 | $10,489,100,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-313,884,278,784.00 | $10,512,000,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-333,369,049,088.00 | $10,518,100,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-355,055,271,936.00 | $10,560,200,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $127,998,615,552.00 | $10,599,600,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $4,407,606,784.00 | $10,613,700,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $182,658,596,864.00 | $10,685,700,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $339,401,015,296.00 | $10,685,800,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $135,568,842,752.00 | $10,703,500,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $90,411,507,712.00 | $10,739,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-41,027,428,352.00 | $10,772,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $137,132,965,888.00 | $10,827,000,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-50,096,164,864.00 | $10,837,000,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $131,090,849,792.00 | $10,855,700,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $12,966,760,448.00 | $10,899,300,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $137,205,489,664.00 | $10,922,500,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $70,737,297,408.00 | $10,979,300,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $135,539,712,000.00 | $10,989,800,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws | $-25,912,639,488.00 | $11,033,300,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-80,294,199,296.00 | $11,123,200,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $139,373,953,024.00 | $11,193,800,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $145,247,174,656.00 | $11,222,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $86,616,145,920.00 | $11,279,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $10,898,720,768.00 | $11,282,200,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $140,755,730,432.00 | $11,304,700,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-170,310,631,424.00 | $11,308,700,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $11,103,557,632.00 | $11,494,200,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $7,930,290,688.00 | $11,572,100,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $116,567,408,640.00 | $11,620,300,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $146,957,664,256.00 | $11,698,800,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $8,934,349,824.00 | $11,744,200,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $41,716,527,104.00 | $11,763,400,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-40,706,756,608.00 | $11,817,700,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $9,852,331,008.00 | $11,846,500,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $94,191,017,984.00 | $11,860,600,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $111,703,425,024.00 | $11,878,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $9,888,232,448.00 | $11,889,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $9,888,232,448.00 | $11,889,700,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $105,736,044,544.00 | $12,240,300,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $13,267,939,328.00 | $12,320,000,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $196,109,139,968.00 | $12,341,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $157,500,391,424.00 | $12,435,000,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $160,037,683,200.00 | $12,449,700,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-54,886,670,336.00 | $12,607,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $171,806,113,792.00 | $12,838,700,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-25,444,444,160.00 | $12,912,000,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $3,422,976,768.00 | $12,949,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $19,259,170,816.00 | $13,062,700,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-22,233,264,128.00 | $13,073,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-208,961,388,544.00 | $13,408,600,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $183,389,421,568.00 | $13,472,700,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-98,761,400,320.00 | $13,723,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $30,523,531,264.00 | $13,900,300,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $19,106,308,096.00 | $14,028,300,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Airmen of Eltran Marine Air Wing | $-509,458,186,240.00 | $14,369,000,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $23,198,877,696.00 | $14,497,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $94,403,182,592.00 | $14,652,500,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $17,724,477,440.00 | $14,949,800,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-61,480,509,440.00 | $15,236,800,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $489,837,264,896.00 | $16,655,300,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $311,219,355,648.00 | $18,140,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $217,897,910,272.00 | $18,217,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $68,811,341,824.00 | $18,356,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $345,948,258,304.00 | $20,299,400,000,000.00 |
| The Navy Airmen of Eltran Navy Air Corps | $505,556,762,624.00 | $20,326,100,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $92,255,420,416.00 | $21,009,400,000,000.00 |
| The Airmen of Eltran Air Force | $-202,113,744,896.00 | $32,186,300,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-186,835,632,128.00 | $33,161,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $114,535,276,544.00 | $39,759,900,000,000.00 |
| The United Scientific Provinces of Bracksnit | $869,072,175,104.00 | $69,421,100,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DSN1 | $624,202,612,736.00 | $80,534,900,000,000.00 |
