| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-193,718,896.00 | $19,964,300,000.00 |
| The Emirate of The Ents | $-2,987,709,952.00 | $459,801,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-7,717,482,496.00 | $961,553,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-2,056,735,360.00 | $1,002,160,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $31,259,674,624.00 | $1,052,050,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-9,773,706,240.00 | $1,060,450,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $1,205,373,184.00 | $1,070,400,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-2,212,089,088.00 | $1,077,870,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-6,560,533,504.00 | $1,102,810,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $-9,205,214,208.00 | $1,162,020,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-11,931,409,408.00 | $1,194,480,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-6,843,033,088.00 | $1,243,390,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-9,384,613,888.00 | $1,245,270,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-20,800,894,976.00 | $1,246,820,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $42,588,438,528.00 | $1,248,080,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $303,332,576.00 | $1,251,630,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-983,286,272.00 | $1,263,530,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-4,760,889,344.00 | $1,290,950,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor | $-11,397,342,208.00 | $1,300,920,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-8,489,021,440.00 | $1,328,850,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-2,736,820,224.00 | $1,333,560,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-117,620,588,544.00 | $1,346,170,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-7,162,993,664.00 | $1,364,250,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-3,663,846,144.00 | $1,365,460,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $639,519,936.00 | $1,369,480,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $5,784,773,632.00 | $1,430,460,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $-678,883,776.00 | $1,447,580,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-10,499,200,000.00 | $1,462,170,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-687,812,864.00 | $1,466,700,000,000.00 |
| The Emirate of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-4,668,019,200.00 | $1,478,950,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-11,349,766,144.00 | $1,488,810,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-7,204,519,936.00 | $1,492,520,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-7,287,792,128.00 | $1,509,780,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-6,927,264,256.00 | $1,519,620,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $164,694,208.00 | $1,552,980,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of Good Old Watts | $-11,602,720,768.00 | $1,556,220,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-113,174,688.00 | $1,557,030,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $4,772,648,448.00 | $1,578,680,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $-1,706,365,824.00 | $1,594,600,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Green Armada of Starlight | $5,529,784,320.00 | $1,639,470,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-40,587,759,616.00 | $1,647,300,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $456,006,112.00 | $1,647,310,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $-827,442,624.00 | $1,648,370,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $5,581,558,784.00 | $1,654,820,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $725,603,712.00 | $1,655,780,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $-6,550,872,576.00 | $1,659,520,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-1,824,701,824.00 | $1,685,520,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-9,071,009,792.00 | $1,698,360,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-9,419,353,088.00 | $1,711,520,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $454,878,208.00 | $1,713,720,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-7,860,710,400.00 | $1,724,400,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $1,292,609,152.00 | $1,756,620,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-8,937,771,008.00 | $1,758,400,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of The George Armada of Starlight | $11,752,834,048.00 | $1,772,660,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-3,021,586,176.00 | $1,772,820,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $6,060,503,040.00 | $1,781,030,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $1,576,814,592.00 | $1,809,470,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $1,344,167,552.00 | $1,826,750,000,000.00 |
| The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $7,541,830,144.00 | $1,901,210,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elon | $-2,069,985,408.00 | $1,912,100,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-2,075,047,936.00 | $1,916,730,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-8,459,933,696.00 | $1,992,830,000,000.00 |
| The Starborn Magical Girl of Luneraraisu | $-16,158,682,112.00 | $2,052,300,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of The Gwangi | $-6,486,160,384.00 | $2,060,420,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-10,592,424,960.00 | $2,087,270,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $782,002,112.00 | $2,092,800,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Greedy Elon | $-6,140,919,296.00 | $2,109,800,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elon | $-12,668,803,072.00 | $2,151,970,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-13,609,752,576.00 | $2,200,450,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $11,671,330,816.00 | $2,213,850,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifter Elons | $-16,338,412,544.00 | $2,223,050,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-7,637,470,208.00 | $2,246,230,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $80,924,057,600.00 | $2,275,660,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best Sir | $-1,073,305,920.00 | $2,288,810,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $9,594,648,576.00 | $2,291,210,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-14,895,208,448.00 | $2,292,340,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-11,763,068,928.00 | $2,317,940,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-5,251,041,280.00 | $2,322,650,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Greedy Elons | $6,621,244,928.00 | $2,335,600,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of Progress is Congress | $-10,789,929,984.00 | $2,367,000,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $94,430,552,064.00 | $2,390,650,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-4,522,829,824.00 | $2,407,900,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of Ultimate Suffering | $-24,940,898,304.00 | $2,415,110,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-17,922,963,456.00 | $2,429,560,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $-644,474,752.00 | $2,434,830,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-27,880,429,568.00 | $2,587,650,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of Women Voters | $-9,566,541,824.00 | $2,609,380,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Play of NT Dan Ogden | $-18,193,147,904.00 | $2,628,650,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of Grifting Elons | $9,318,463,488.00 | $2,636,970,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-6,481,768,960.00 | $2,675,660,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $1,184,833,792.00 | $2,703,700,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-11,526,921,216.00 | $2,715,320,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-1,880,632,704.00 | $2,739,010,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $-8,873,421,824.00 | $2,818,750,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-26,000,064,512.00 | $2,821,000,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-13,865,014,272.00 | $2,833,210,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-28,670,787,584.00 | $2,837,230,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of Heights | $10,512,642,048.00 | $2,898,240,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-9,368,243,200.00 | $2,946,370,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-28,301,000,704.00 | $2,963,810,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-12,685,094,912.00 | $2,988,160,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-3,214,643,968.00 | $3,004,030,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $8,867,457,024.00 | $3,026,600,000,000.00 |
| The Grand Duchy of Gab in The City of Truth | $-17,103,563,776.00 | $3,052,520,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $5,429,543,936.00 | $3,055,740,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcats Defensive Anchor of NT Chase Benson | $-14,323,160,064.00 | $3,057,140,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-1,926,521,984.00 | $3,067,200,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-24,321,642,496.00 | $3,070,260,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-20,966,742,016.00 | $3,071,240,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-6,240,159,744.00 | $3,076,330,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $9,956,501,504.00 | $3,108,510,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-11,622,131,712.00 | $3,170,070,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-5,464,301,056.00 | $3,178,770,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-11,656,079,360.00 | $3,179,310,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $9,398,663,168.00 | $3,219,170,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $20,568,764.00 | $3,292,670,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-23,620,067,328.00 | $3,293,780,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of The Best of The Best Sir | $-3,954,637,824.00 | $3,334,360,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-20,244,230,144.00 | $3,353,130,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-10,569,723,904.00 | $3,357,630,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-12,359,136,256.00 | $3,371,090,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-18,900,156,416.00 | $3,373,170,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-12,192,671,744.00 | $3,374,250,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-3,966,701,312.00 | $3,404,200,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-10,723,191,808.00 | $3,406,390,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $1,641,070,592.00 | $3,514,230,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $16,902,206,464.00 | $3,550,860,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Steeler and Human of OT Tunch Ilkin | $-3,265,149,952.00 | $3,552,580,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-2,444,047,360.00 | $3,559,450,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-9,669,132,288.00 | $3,603,580,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-26,979,756,032.00 | $3,618,680,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-20,418,457,600.00 | $3,626,130,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-32,305,362,944.00 | $3,627,120,000,000.00 |
| The Four Time All-Big Sky Tackle of LT Mitch Brott | $20,109,019,136.00 | $3,654,840,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $3,256,426,240.00 | $3,679,490,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-20,686,782,464.00 | $3,692,040,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $14,938,715,136.00 | $3,694,020,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $-8,437,024,768.00 | $3,731,870,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-68,544,094,208.00 | $3,741,500,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-19,712,155,648.00 | $3,754,350,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-22,504,830,976.00 | $3,783,040,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $9,981,053,952.00 | $3,791,080,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-6,477,382,144.00 | $3,800,360,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-7,852,198,912.00 | $3,803,850,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $10,814,390,272.00 | $3,814,720,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-7,897,698,816.00 | $3,825,920,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $17,127,161,856.00 | $3,869,300,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-35,982,548,992.00 | $3,904,100,000,000.00 |
| The Interstellar Vacuunauts of Eltran Starfleet | $-112,018,857,984.00 | $3,909,300,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-52,931,321,856.00 | $3,935,530,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-6,699,721,216.00 | $3,943,350,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-23,708,489,728.00 | $3,985,360,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-272,299,982,848.00 | $3,987,970,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $-16,938,278,912.00 | $3,990,030,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $-7,146,429.00 | $3,993,530,000,000.00 |
| The Massive Athleticism of DT Gene Lipscomb | $-17,024,780,288.00 | $4,010,410,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $-293,877,632.00 | $4,043,630,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-294,831,040.00 | $4,058,150,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-18,550,931,456.00 | $4,069,510,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-35,828,039,680.00 | $4,089,510,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $436,081,728.00 | $4,111,370,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $-7,588,054,016.00 | $4,116,190,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $438,023,808.00 | $4,129,320,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $6,891,752,960.00 | $4,134,560,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $26,098,907,136.00 | $4,146,320,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-17,688,844,288.00 | $4,166,830,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-3,244,423,680.00 | $4,169,210,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-19,559,188,480.00 | $4,174,730,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-15,349,433,344.00 | $4,186,710,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-35,032,629,248.00 | $4,205,980,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-4,508,470,272.00 | $4,213,050,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $1,167,738,752.00 | $4,218,360,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $1,170,282,624.00 | $4,227,590,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-33,526,820,864.00 | $4,232,290,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-50,379,501,568.00 | $4,260,680,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-15,645,930,496.00 | $4,267,580,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-15,662,769,152.00 | $4,272,200,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-15,730,664,448.00 | $4,290,690,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-5,177,561,600.00 | $4,294,620,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-16,974,341,120.00 | $4,300,070,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-14,661,436,416.00 | $4,312,010,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $1,895,210,240.00 | $4,324,650,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-31,221,200,896.00 | $4,353,740,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-16,052,490,240.00 | $4,378,490,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-1,054,018,752.00 | $4,387,750,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-14,919,761,920.00 | $4,387,990,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-31,584,172,032.00 | $4,404,360,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-16,188,009,472.00 | $4,415,460,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-42,082,213,888.00 | $4,416,080,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-31,720,357,888.00 | $4,423,350,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-31,720,357,888.00 | $4,423,350,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-59,484,459,008.00 | $4,435,470,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-16,306,550,784.00 | $4,447,800,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $28,030,498.00 | $4,458,170,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-48,583,098,368.00 | $4,463,980,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-6,837,042,176.00 | $4,476,240,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-14,113,543,168.00 | $4,483,340,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $28,036,378.00 | $4,488,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $20,056,889,344.00 | $4,513,530,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-30,917,922,816.00 | $4,528,900,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-3,317,344,768.00 | $4,546,070,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-31,100,786,688.00 | $4,555,700,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $3,398,469,632.00 | $4,618,630,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-13,454,546,944.00 | $4,622,550,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-13,600,289,792.00 | $4,672,600,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-14,745,352,192.00 | $4,684,100,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $33,259,636,736.00 | $4,703,580,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-30,640,205,824.00 | $4,715,460,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-13,753,194,496.00 | $4,725,160,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-12,681,133,056.00 | $4,726,070,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-50,284,400,640.00 | $4,730,760,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-11,687,205,888.00 | $4,737,660,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $-45,683,503,104.00 | $4,753,510,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-11,732,622,336.00 | $4,756,080,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-30,981,212,160.00 | $4,767,940,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-61,844,770,816.00 | $4,775,780,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-11,953,348,608.00 | $4,845,520,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-16,502,079,488.00 | $4,853,390,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $19,270,109,184.00 | $4,857,780,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $-13,122,003,968.00 | $4,878,220,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-13,105,790,976.00 | $4,884,340,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-13,174,665,216.00 | $4,910,010,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-13,216,066,560.00 | $4,925,410,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-20,987,725,824.00 | $4,943,890,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-3,402,728,448.00 | $4,955,730,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $27,445,514,240.00 | $4,988,250,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-10,312,059,904.00 | $4,995,490,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-32,988,856,320.00 | $5,003,280,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $6,309,051,392.00 | $5,066,720,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $6,318,250,496.00 | $5,074,090,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-11,495,134,208.00 | $5,084,510,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $12,200,093,696.00 | $5,092,000,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-37,975,805,952.00 | $5,103,900,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-10,553,152,512.00 | $5,112,260,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-10,687,800,320.00 | $5,177,540,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-59,771,097,088.00 | $5,203,820,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-12,556,667,904.00 | $5,206,180,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Steelers Bookend of OT Marvel Smith | $7,100,543,488.00 | $5,227,560,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $8,447,996,928.00 | $5,236,590,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-62,088,609,792.00 | $5,250,950,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $-1,391,432,064.00 | $5,255,740,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-26,809,491,456.00 | $5,282,880,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-22,695,643,136.00 | $5,346,240,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-10,143,302,656.00 | $5,400,120,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-29,781,354,496.00 | $5,411,330,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Tackle of LT Lewis Kidd | $7,930,388,992.00 | $5,414,470,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $19,388,411,904.00 | $5,418,290,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-377,888,997,376.00 | $5,448,920,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $-45,911,859,200.00 | $5,492,260,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $-402,328,864.00 | $5,539,650,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-9,421,804,544.00 | $5,545,520,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-87,654,875,136.00 | $5,561,570,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-17,593,104,384.00 | $5,588,730,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $135,905,820,672.00 | $5,651,450,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-7,712,999,424.00 | $5,658,500,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $1,573,377,024.00 | $5,684,000,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-124,538,470,400.00 | $5,684,390,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Children of the Djel | $95,633,375,232.00 | $5,685,200,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-7,766,499,328.00 | $5,697,690,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $2,509,843,712.00 | $5,727,150,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-77,479,452,672.00 | $5,765,270,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $2,530,689,792.00 | $5,774,640,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-19,699,220,480.00 | $5,793,670,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $31,320,461,312.00 | $5,803,840,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $1,617,745,024.00 | $5,844,120,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-6,354,127,872.00 | $5,869,630,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-2,971,211,264.00 | $5,872,560,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $19,872,102,400.00 | $5,891,660,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-20,129,619,968.00 | $5,920,310,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-96,647,839,744.00 | $5,949,870,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-44,344,905,728.00 | $5,959,930,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-62,916,943,872.00 | $6,022,130,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $32,225,984,512.00 | $6,035,340,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $35,261,358,080.00 | $6,102,140,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $3,606,594,304.00 | $6,102,160,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $35,590,844,416.00 | $6,159,160,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-10,645,306,368.00 | $6,192,750,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-4,188,163,840.00 | $6,204,780,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $137,102,106,624.00 | $6,285,340,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $38,978,203,648.00 | $6,300,850,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-71,750,950,912.00 | $6,312,950,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-128,501,317,632.00 | $6,324,380,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $148,580,384,768.00 | $6,336,950,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $139,501,912,064.00 | $6,395,360,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-71,750,164,480.00 | $6,408,100,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $-14,494,649,344.00 | $6,411,500,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-4,092,750,080.00 | $6,419,740,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $3,990,708,480.00 | $6,432,400,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $28,864,038,912.00 | $6,433,440,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $5,614,687,744.00 | $6,442,820,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $111,988,858,880.00 | $6,445,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $48,483,536,896.00 | $6,445,680,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $4,017,920,256.00 | $6,476,430,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-90,921,213,952.00 | $6,498,080,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-48,547,209,216.00 | $6,524,680,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-14,758,207,488.00 | $6,527,860,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-98,513,223,680.00 | $6,532,880,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $145,383,424,000.00 | $6,552,270,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-52,498,169,856.00 | $6,575,720,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $-22,428,129,280.00 | $6,596,240,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-70,339,354,624.00 | $6,617,540,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-49,556,209,664.00 | $6,646,740,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-39,273,259,008.00 | $6,671,110,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-70,972,915,712.00 | $6,677,160,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-67,654,324,224.00 | $6,695,070,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $44,241,305,600.00 | $6,740,690,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $4,184,065,536.00 | $6,743,790,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $21,284,204,544.00 | $6,744,850,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-21,269,956,608.00 | $6,756,710,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $46,787,194,880.00 | $6,767,720,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-186,853,490,688.00 | $6,793,950,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $4,222,619,648.00 | $6,806,700,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $49,320,374,272.00 | $6,813,340,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $42,165,686,272.00 | $6,816,030,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-32,945,747,968.00 | $6,825,150,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-69,812,084,736.00 | $6,829,960,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-47,304,843,264.00 | $6,834,870,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $11,862,030,336.00 | $6,844,040,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-50,971,373,568.00 | $6,850,500,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-54,820,212,736.00 | $6,866,580,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-69,481,488,384.00 | $6,875,880,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $165,491,408,896.00 | $6,880,920,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-120,966,791,168.00 | $6,912,790,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-112,333,979,648.00 | $6,915,550,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $24,494,282,752.00 | $6,931,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-175,958,425,600.00 | $6,982,910,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-1,857,451,264.00 | $7,017,050,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-3,295,822,336.00 | $7,028,270,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-33,399,959,552.00 | $7,029,230,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-35,676,499,968.00 | $7,036,500,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-74,793,033,728.00 | $7,036,520,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-61,746,270,208.00 | $7,047,880,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $15,742,314,496.00 | $7,058,520,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-68,634,583,040.00 | $7,073,360,000,000.00 |
| The Toughness and Technique of DT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-18,994,305,024.00 | $7,078,830,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-114,990,571,520.00 | $7,079,070,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $8,493,094,912.00 | $7,094,170,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-33,732,993,024.00 | $7,099,250,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-160,058,359,808.00 | $7,113,490,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $-31,716,112,384.00 | $7,115,860,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $46,945,972,224.00 | $7,152,660,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $53,933,436,928.00 | $7,153,120,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $57,466,822,656.00 | $7,166,350,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $12,431,004,672.00 | $7,172,280,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $15,996,076,032.00 | $7,172,400,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-37,678,956,544.00 | $7,176,260,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-17,715,810,304.00 | $7,181,470,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-69,175,656,448.00 | $7,191,030,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $54,287,151,104.00 | $7,200,040,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-69,990,547,456.00 | $7,213,110,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-43,047,161,856.00 | $7,236,190,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-57,886,310,400.00 | $7,250,650,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-3,641,675,776.00 | $7,254,220,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-161,511,096,320.00 | $7,256,710,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $47,743,848,448.00 | $7,274,310,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-43,304,558,592.00 | $7,279,390,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-32,531,290,112.00 | $7,298,680,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-12,572,938,240.00 | $7,314,160,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $19,733,657,600.00 | $7,316,940,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $48,116,809,728.00 | $7,331,070,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-159,103,713,280.00 | $7,341,940,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-19,710,380,032.00 | $7,345,760,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-67,531,939,840.00 | $7,365,410,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $48,446,140,416.00 | $7,381,350,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $12,330,286,080.00 | $7,397,410,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $53,573,328,896.00 | $7,400,870,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $8,876,234,752.00 | $7,414,110,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $12,880,155,648.00 | $7,431,160,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $23,316,924,416.00 | $7,439,940,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $56,151,334,912.00 | $7,447,250,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-27,378,253,824.00 | $7,467,690,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-10,191,071,232.00 | $7,476,330,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $302,936,391,680.00 | $7,487,710,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-41,302,724,608.00 | $7,504,830,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-8,754,432,000.00 | $7,513,080,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $34,812,760,064.00 | $7,514,320,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $20,266,184,704.00 | $7,514,400,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-96,879,788,032.00 | $7,523,790,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-31,486,531,584.00 | $7,525,230,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $30,218,766,336.00 | $7,554,570,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $59,191,435,264.00 | $7,565,610,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-72,890,540,032.00 | $7,577,220,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $50,569,850,880.00 | $7,627,340,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-36,346,175,488.00 | $7,649,150,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-18,903,226,368.00 | $7,662,860,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $192,268,632,064.00 | $7,666,230,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $20,701,069,312.00 | $7,675,630,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-30,175,246,336.00 | $7,677,500,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-73,922,789,376.00 | $7,684,500,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $13,325,876,224.00 | $7,688,340,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $24,120,037,376.00 | $7,696,300,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-111,715,516,416.00 | $7,704,910,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-70,659,383,296.00 | $7,706,520,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $13,372,643,328.00 | $7,715,410,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-15,955,060,736.00 | $7,729,080,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-82,520,424,448.00 | $7,763,520,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $56,211,021,824.00 | $7,765,250,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-103,102,709,760.00 | $7,789,350,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $13,002,903,552.00 | $7,800,970,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-37,067,771,904.00 | $7,801,150,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $7,712,947,712.00 | $7,820,700,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-132,539,793,408.00 | $7,835,500,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-77,956,472,832.00 | $7,839,310,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-2,075,985,024.00 | $7,842,750,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-364,193,873,920.00 | $7,859,090,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-13,555,603,456.00 | $7,886,070,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-8,342,596,608.00 | $7,899,650,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-192,048,447,488.00 | $7,903,860,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-124,072,411,136.00 | $7,921,650,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-13,618,116,608.00 | $7,922,240,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-51,331,620,864.00 | $7,933,720,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $176,240,754,688.00 | $7,939,700,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $28,179,445,760.00 | $7,951,260,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $70,149,480,448.00 | $7,977,400,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $38,463,586,304.00 | $7,988,020,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-126,814,625,792.00 | $7,990,880,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-31,554,076,672.00 | $7,993,540,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $178,648,563,712.00 | $8,001,440,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-35,664,416,768.00 | $8,001,570,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-112,124,755,968.00 | $8,001,700,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-70,131,539,968.00 | $8,005,000,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-63,421,554,688.00 | $8,006,050,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $227,810,934,784.00 | $8,020,920,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $-7,315,486,720.00 | $8,030,430,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $31,685,310,464.00 | $8,063,510,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $21,751,672,832.00 | $8,065,110,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $21,761,679,360.00 | $8,068,740,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-203,382,685,696.00 | $8,071,250,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $63,204,773,888.00 | $8,078,560,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-35,615,518,720.00 | $8,088,410,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $58,570,887,168.00 | $8,091,270,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-61,978,845,184.00 | $8,103,540,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $21,343,434,752.00 | $8,106,960,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-107,485,872,128.00 | $8,120,530,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-7,464,595,968.00 | $8,121,840,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-377,839,845,376.00 | $8,132,240,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $56,365,125,632.00 | $8,153,130,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-30,037,975,040.00 | $8,193,200,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $64,109,674,496.00 | $8,194,210,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $22,113,372,160.00 | $8,199,170,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-56,995,991,552.00 | $8,215,720,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-22,072,655,872.00 | $8,226,130,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $53,503,078,400.00 | $8,246,690,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $47,662,383,104.00 | $8,248,220,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $16,679,645,184.00 | $8,250,550,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-30,249,748,480.00 | $8,250,970,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-75,979,923,456.00 | $8,286,780,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-33,012,246,528.00 | $8,399,240,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $22,665,385,984.00 | $8,403,880,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-2,018,973,440.00 | $8,404,340,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-58,799,792,128.00 | $8,428,440,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $16,363,538,432.00 | $8,443,710,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-102,206,578,688.00 | $8,466,710,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $6,750,644,224.00 | $8,467,060,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-62,639,738,880.00 | $8,478,940,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-33,379,696,640.00 | $8,492,790,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-59,254,976,512.00 | $8,493,680,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-55,789,813,760.00 | $8,500,220,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-31,195,860,992.00 | $8,508,980,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-28,943,284,224.00 | $8,512,420,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $103,177,420,800.00 | $8,520,400,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $30,238,947,328.00 | $8,532,450,000,000.00 |
| The Big Brachycardian Caveman of J Blackwolf | $-21,142,198,272.00 | $8,570,410,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $26,870,308,864.00 | $8,573,900,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-20,286,410,752.00 | $8,584,130,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $53,245,845,504.00 | $8,607,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $56,504,377,344.00 | $8,609,140,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $104,606,949,376.00 | $8,638,470,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-69,376,376,832.00 | $8,680,240,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-27,356,966,912.00 | $8,690,330,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $5,142,179,840.00 | $8,701,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $105,386,795,008.00 | $8,702,870,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-79,889,539,072.00 | $8,713,170,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $105,984,647,168.00 | $8,752,250,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-23,574,071,296.00 | $8,785,660,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $106,816,888,832.00 | $8,820,950,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $81,194,573,824.00 | $8,825,330,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $87,311,900,672.00 | $8,826,800,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $57,966,751,744.00 | $8,831,890,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $-74,130,857,984.00 | $8,867,990,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-25,823,643,648.00 | $8,872,190,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $14,797,353,984.00 | $8,877,490,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-57,724,506,112.00 | $8,883,660,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $107,752,808,448.00 | $8,898,230,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-50,189,172,736.00 | $8,913,120,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $55,139,332,096.00 | $8,913,190,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $108,090,351,616.00 | $8,926,140,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-53,346,406,400.00 | $8,943,020,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $74,825,449,472.00 | $8,972,500,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-65,911,074,816.00 | $8,997,970,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-24,152,397,824.00 | $9,001,260,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $110,446,518,272.00 | $9,010,680,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-75,458,781,184.00 | $9,026,880,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-2,392,771,840.00 | $9,039,740,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-10,489,968,640.00 | $9,058,560,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-175,439,265,792.00 | $9,073,840,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $262,495,633,408.00 | $9,089,440,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $107,340,021,760.00 | $9,112,130,000,000.00 |
| The Hostile Takeover of Warzone Trindon Dad | $7,940,691,968.00 | $9,112,480,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-37,764,841,472.00 | $9,120,140,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $21,217,896,448.00 | $9,128,610,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $45,125,468,160.00 | $9,146,510,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-52,493,651,968.00 | $9,150,950,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $260,366,155,776.00 | $9,165,210,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $76,482,895,872.00 | $9,171,190,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-88,422,858,752.00 | $9,173,370,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $56,761,688,064.00 | $9,175,470,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-48,175,874,048.00 | $9,175,530,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-75,183,144,960.00 | $9,178,960,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $174,629,355,520.00 | $9,182,380,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-14,025,438,208.00 | $9,182,640,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $112,687,177,728.00 | $9,193,480,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $60,351,528,960.00 | $9,195,200,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-337,499,357,184.00 | $9,204,690,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $60,507,521,024.00 | $9,218,990,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-25,152,968,704.00 | $9,241,750,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $79,286,091,776.00 | $9,246,930,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $113,370,447,872.00 | $9,249,210,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $85,195,792,384.00 | $9,260,240,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $48,999,518,208.00 | $9,310,300,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-165,458,558,976.00 | $9,317,820,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-76,739,371,008.00 | $9,359,610,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-45,838,155,776.00 | $9,366,630,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $116,362,321,920.00 | $9,388,170,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $113,809,588,224.00 | $9,398,420,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-103,404,158,976.00 | $9,405,440,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $115,337,699,328.00 | $9,409,720,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $8,293,963,776.00 | $9,419,270,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-69,140,488,192.00 | $9,423,220,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-42,046,021,632.00 | $9,433,380,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $58,370,899,968.00 | $9,435,660,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $114,459,271,168.00 | $9,452,090,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-52,231,454,720.00 | $9,466,950,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-45,031,165,952.00 | $9,477,050,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-45,052,968,960.00 | $9,481,600,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-91,427,569,664.00 | $9,485,110,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $40,792,477,696.00 | $9,508,250,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-19,308,398,592.00 | $9,518,490,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $119,210,745,856.00 | $9,519,800,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-37,602,582,528.00 | $9,525,750,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $35,888,242,688.00 | $9,526,980,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-25,996,904,448.00 | $9,551,730,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $5,648,071,680.00 | $9,556,580,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $59,169,488,896.00 | $9,564,720,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $276,483,014,656.00 | $9,573,790,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-35,103,895,552.00 | $9,574,910,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-46,873,346,048.00 | $9,578,250,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $118,798,221,312.00 | $9,584,680,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $8,442,544,128.00 | $9,588,270,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-6,114,449,920.00 | $9,591,250,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $69,462,433,792.00 | $9,595,860,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $62,991,552,512.00 | $9,597,430,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-31,403,966,464.00 | $9,608,540,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $72,582,406,144.00 | $9,626,510,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-48,954,519,552.00 | $9,655,430,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-73,853,501,440.00 | $9,656,050,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-24,736,446,464.00 | $9,665,000,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $63,530,471,424.00 | $9,679,610,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-23,941,224,448.00 | $9,705,060,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $85,429,133,312.00 | $9,715,000,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $279,305,617,408.00 | $9,717,390,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $9,335,631,872.00 | $9,727,000,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $89,600,270,336.00 | $9,739,010,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-97,538,375,680.00 | $9,759,520,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $118,384,975,872.00 | $9,776,240,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $120,447,311,872.00 | $9,826,590,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $119,060,594,688.00 | $9,832,060,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-25,174,816,768.00 | $9,836,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-84,704,878,592.00 | $9,881,920,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-50,197,446,656.00 | $9,900,420,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $125,244,416,000.00 | $9,909,150,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $-52,116,811,776.00 | $9,912,650,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-141,238,091,776.00 | $9,943,770,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $65,375,768,576.00 | $9,960,740,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-24,607,653,888.00 | $9,975,140,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-73,254,486,016.00 | $10,000,400,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $95,761,358,848.00 | $10,011,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-405,995,421,696.00 | $10,034,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-2,665,522,944.00 | $10,069,000,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $9,665,614,848.00 | $10,070,800,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $92,952,264,704.00 | $10,103,300,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $128,093,847,552.00 | $10,134,600,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $129,516,642,304.00 | $10,157,400,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-83,129,548,800.00 | $10,183,600,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $40,083,759,104.00 | $10,200,700,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-67,639,140,352.00 | $10,205,600,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $40,233,541,632.00 | $10,238,800,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $130,658,983,936.00 | $10,247,000,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-40,323,960,832.00 | $10,259,600,000,000.00 |
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-527,939,371,008.00 | $10,270,900,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $13,980,903,424.00 | $10,292,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-29,765,900,288.00 | $10,294,300,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $91,945,566,208.00 | $10,306,700,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-48,980,185,088.00 | $10,308,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $128,196,583,424.00 | $10,342,900,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-72,683,307,008.00 | $10,349,300,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $38,113,439,744.00 | $10,367,300,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $9,136,595,968.00 | $10,376,900,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-47,976,349,696.00 | $10,401,700,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $127,661,113,344.00 | $10,415,100,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $132,878,696,448.00 | $10,421,100,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $127,825,084,416.00 | $10,428,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $1,107,415,296.00 | $10,443,000,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-85,806,956,544.00 | $10,465,600,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $10,490,455,040.00 | $10,467,800,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $45,140,590,592.00 | $10,496,700,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $151,627,153,408.00 | $10,534,200,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-50,224,574,464.00 | $10,570,000,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-84,402,479,104.00 | $10,595,800,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $131,606,183,936.00 | $10,618,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $11,744,833,536.00 | $10,659,600,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $100,395,679,744.00 | $10,694,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $11,081,310,208.00 | $10,723,500,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $137,949,708,288.00 | $10,730,700,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-79,484,067,840.00 | $10,758,900,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-241,474,600,960.00 | $10,818,100,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $139,274,993,664.00 | $10,833,700,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-48,311,713,792.00 | $10,839,200,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $321,637,122,048.00 | $10,844,100,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-51,782,598,656.00 | $10,897,900,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-40,326,496,256.00 | $10,909,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-44,009,639,936.00 | $10,961,100,000,000.00 |
| The Army Airmen of Eltran Army Air Corps | $-131,117,391,872.00 | $10,962,000,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $141,006,995,456.00 | $10,968,500,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $10,642,076,672.00 | $11,087,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $6,600,580,096.00 | $11,168,300,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-373,491,040,256.00 | $11,230,700,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $126,460,502,016.00 | $11,248,300,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $141,127,827,456.00 | $11,270,000,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $9,942,888,448.00 | $11,292,300,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-352,123,420,672.00 | $11,297,500,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-332,573,507,584.00 | $11,329,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-116,855,595,008.00 | $11,347,100,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $367,145,811,968.00 | $11,360,800,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $201,179,840,512.00 | $11,440,600,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $149,917,302,784.00 | $11,490,900,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $101,296,439,296.00 | $11,519,400,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-48,251,150,336.00 | $11,531,900,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $144,546,234,368.00 | $11,543,000,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-39,994,019,840.00 | $11,591,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $151,492,116,480.00 | $11,611,600,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $151,325,261,824.00 | $11,681,700,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $149,394,128,896.00 | $11,716,300,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-82,947,170,304.00 | $11,820,500,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws | $-24,422,094,848.00 | $11,830,800,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $82,383,085,568.00 | $11,916,700,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $153,270,042,624.00 | $11,922,400,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $17,529,229,312.00 | $11,968,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $96,999,161,856.00 | $11,990,300,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $160,475,693,056.00 | $12,072,800,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $155,274,084,352.00 | $12,078,300,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-175,155,855,360.00 | $12,080,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $16,173,425,664.00 | $12,146,500,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $13,558,298,624.00 | $12,305,500,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $16,427,425,792.00 | $12,337,600,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $128,012,247,040.00 | $12,394,100,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $161,597,210,624.00 | $12,474,600,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $47,965,196,288.00 | $12,486,700,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $105,047,621,632.00 | $12,596,500,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-38,770,728,960.00 | $12,612,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $14,278,481,920.00 | $12,673,600,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $124,521,029,632.00 | $12,795,800,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $14,502,533,120.00 | $12,872,600,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $14,526,600,192.00 | $12,894,200,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $117,578,244,096.00 | $13,060,600,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $214,260,957,184.00 | $13,121,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $172,516,868,096.00 | $13,223,100,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $175,456,403,456.00 | $13,277,700,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $18,184,480,768.00 | $13,387,800,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-53,866,561,536.00 | $13,705,300,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-23,311,818,752.00 | $13,720,900,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $189,620,912,128.00 | $13,858,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $24,741,408,768.00 | $14,156,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-20,281,237,504.00 | $14,176,200,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-214,862,594,048.00 | $14,264,500,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $8,489,315,840.00 | $14,364,100,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $202,355,064,832.00 | $14,571,400,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-101,049,720,832.00 | $14,647,400,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $36,083,412,992.00 | $14,776,800,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $25,022,992,384.00 | $15,114,500,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Airmen of Eltran Marine Air Wing | $-540,971,728,896.00 | $15,415,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $107,928,911,872.00 | $15,611,900,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $29,068,496,896.00 | $15,692,700,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $23,992,729,600.00 | $15,876,600,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-59,460,173,824.00 | $16,314,200,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $528,829,153,280.00 | $17,729,600,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $240,029,810,688.00 | $19,359,300,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $343,021,191,168.00 | $19,494,700,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $82,366,275,584.00 | $19,931,300,000,000.00 |
| The Navy Airmen of Eltran Navy Air Corps | $546,415,149,056.00 | $21,618,300,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $381,778,460,672.00 | $21,889,500,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $105,917,833,216.00 | $22,682,300,000,000.00 |
| The Airmen of Eltran Air Force | $-203,191,140,352.00 | $34,146,900,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-187,525,922,816.00 | $35,294,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $129,451,712,512.00 | $42,282,800,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DSN1 | $77,139,640,320.00 | $85,470,500,000,000.00 |
