| Nation | Imports | GDP |
|---|
| The Commonwealth of The City of the Dead | $-10,910,658,560.00 | $287,237,000,000.00 |
| The Confederacy of Eltran Space Pirates | $-3,946,409,984.00 | $412,677,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Eltran Privateers | $166,750,016.00 | $741,253,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of Tea Pop | $-2,509,501,184.00 | $785,115,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Newberry McCutchen | $-2,346,837,760.00 | $1,222,250,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard University Football of The Fighting Uruk-Hai | $37,091,340,288.00 | $1,250,180,000,000.00 |
| The Confederate States of America but on fire | $50,011,885,568.00 | $1,467,260,000,000.00 |
| The Any-Dirty-Job-There-Is Thugs of Underpaid Operatives | $-24,728,518,656.00 | $1,478,540,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of Villainy | $-15,375,449,088.00 | $1,575,090,000,000.00 |
| The Barely Fit Into Guardshacks of Overfed Operatives | $-48,686,567,424.00 | $1,973,840,000,000.00 |
| The Unrelenting Sectarians of Sofa King and Trailer Queen | $-173,235,748,864.00 | $1,979,790,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bashing in Smashing Fashion | $468,056,864.00 | $2,042,310,000,000.00 |
| The Liberals and Communists of Comradecord | $-10,976,650,240.00 | $2,046,590,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Santonio | $-29,616,134,144.00 | $2,196,520,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Stautner | $-14,772,335,616.00 | $2,595,170,000,000.00 |
| The Death of Peace of Mind | $-12,959,203,328.00 | $2,617,330,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gerry Armada of Starlight | $-14,173,540,352.00 | $2,669,290,000,000.00 |
| The Short-Lived Confederacy of Slave States that are on fire | $96,306,044,928.00 | $2,711,160,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Scott | $-4,909,414,912.00 | $2,787,460,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Substitute Safeties of The Griffin Armada of Starlight | $-13,844,140,032.00 | $2,796,060,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Sample | $-13,000,031,232.00 | $2,817,360,000,000.00 |
| The Construction Malfunction of Dysfunction Junction | $111,769,395,200.00 | $2,832,460,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Special Teams of The Galactic Armada of Stenerud | $-12,255,028,224.00 | $2,850,490,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seumalo | $-919,080,896.00 | $2,859,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Smith | $-12,695,981,056.00 | $2,953,080,000,000.00 |
| The Nomadic Peoples of The Eltran ate some ice cream and then | $-16,516,035,584.00 | $2,971,690,000,000.00 |
| The King of Gondor and Arnor | $-26,434,400,256.00 | $2,998,530,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Geri Armada of Starlight | $-12,911,831,040.00 | $3,003,280,000,000.00 |
| The City of Good Old Watts | $-23,127,250,944.00 | $3,076,630,000,000.00 |
| The Brand-New Stupid Games of A Lame-o Rental Car Agency | $-9,982,870,528.00 | $3,106,830,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Gentry Armada of Starlight | $-10,560,205,824.00 | $3,303,820,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Green Armada of Starlight | $-10,030,022,656.00 | $3,391,050,000,000.00 |
| The Starlight Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Smith-Schuster | $-10,066,948,096.00 | $3,403,560,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Galactic Armada of Stewart | $-20,834,684,928.00 | $3,415,010,000,000.00 |
| The Last March of The Ents | $-7,906,510,336.00 | $3,430,840,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE | $-25,011,609,600.00 | $3,460,720,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Beast | $-17,149,905,920.00 | $3,463,750,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Chris Fuamatu-Ma afala RB2 | $-19,270,619,136.00 | $3,467,330,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Coste DIvorcee | $-16,000,887,808.00 | $3,467,680,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shazier | $-2,641,270,784.00 | $3,535,440,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Steed | $13,934,985,216.00 | $3,538,150,000,000.00 |
| The Republic of Cote DIvorcee | $-18,239,119,360.00 | $3,551,480,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood in the Neighborhood | $10,273,096,704.00 | $3,563,250,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of Artificial Suspicious Powers | $-4,035,873,024.00 | $3,565,070,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greg Armada of Starlight | $-1,898,641,408.00 | $3,599,620,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Casey Hampton | $-23,820,709,888.00 | $3,639,930,000,000.00 |
| The Commonwealth of OT Jon Kolb | $15,096,867,840.00 | $3,666,030,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Slot Cornerbacks of The Gay Armada of Starlight | $-1,934,831,488.00 | $3,667,890,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Safeties of The Glen Armada of Starlight | $-7,770,233,344.00 | $3,687,840,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Shipkey | $-6,614,299,648.00 | $3,801,740,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Searcy | $-1,225,444,096.00 | $3,812,660,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of Bam Morris RB2 | $-4,329,057,280.00 | $3,824,010,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Seals | $5,043,994,624.00 | $3,832,750,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Gene Armada of Starlight | $-7,398,288,896.00 | $3,853,040,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Bobcat Blocker of LT Brent Swaggert | $-84,310,974,464.00 | $3,873,370,000,000.00 |
| The First Retired Steeler Number of DT Ernie Stautner | $-25,413,969,920.00 | $3,888,370,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Cornerbacks of The Galactic Armada of Slay | $207,929,552.00 | $3,949,580,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Singleton | $208,588,000.00 | $3,961,550,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elon | $-27,598,897,152.00 | $4,014,670,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elon | $-12,921,698,304.00 | $4,042,610,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Greene Armada of Starlight | $-16,938,246,144.00 | $4,048,090,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Gwangi | $-12,991,793,152.00 | $4,064,560,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Swann | $215,867,424.00 | $4,099,180,000,000.00 |
| The Protectorate of NT Taylor Sheridan | $-44,563,865,600.00 | $4,112,300,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The Galactic Armada of Stallworth | $216,850,736.00 | $4,117,140,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gandy Armada of Starlight | $-11,431,017,472.00 | $4,120,590,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight | $930,110,336.00 | $4,135,010,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Brandon Coleman | $1,297,276,288.00 | $4,157,610,000,000.00 |
| The Ban Raiding 2025 of Raider Brexit 2025 | $-14,563,654,656.00 | $4,221,570,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Tight Ends of The Grossman Armada of Starlight | $18,432,401,408.00 | $4,286,940,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Slime The Queen of Filth The Queen of Putrescence | $-26,731,368,448.00 | $4,290,550,000,000.00 |
| The League's Last Place Penalty of LDF Sacko Punishments | $-30,133,170,176.00 | $4,383,330,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of Frankie Lwu | $22,856,441,856.00 | $4,385,910,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of A Lame-o Rent-a-Car | $-22,493,095,936.00 | $4,396,590,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Staley | $19,475,218,432.00 | $4,478,350,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Galactic Armada of Schmitz | $3,697,212,416.00 | $4,482,350,000,000.00 |
| The Crasher-Crushing Convention of Criss Cross Like a Boss | $-19,320,862,720.00 | $4,494,000,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Greedy Elons | $-2,372,753,664.00 | $4,498,160,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of NT Keeanu Benton | $-22,378,397,696.00 | $4,519,720,000,000.00 |
| The Tackle and Guard of Big Cosmi | $-10,450,290,688.00 | $4,534,640,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Explosive Athleticism of LT Wayne Gandy | $-22,469,978,112.00 | $4,538,210,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Defensive Line of The Greenwood Armada of Starlight | $19,983,898,624.00 | $4,546,710,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-2,401,275,904.00 | $4,552,780,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Strzelczyk | $3,779,284,224.00 | $4,581,730,000,000.00 |
| The Witch of -WhosAmity | $-3,055,698,176.00 | $4,584,540,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Wide Receivers of The George Armada of Starlight | $3,163,778,304.00 | $4,598,380,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Offensive Line of The Galactic Armada of Sandusky | $1,946,770,944.00 | $4,620,820,000,000.00 |
| The Longtime Steelers Starter of LT John Jackson | $-21,367,261,184.00 | $4,630,640,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Linebackers of The Gildon Armada of Starlight | $-10,063,154,176.00 | $4,637,390,000,000.00 |
| The Opposite of Progress is Congress | $-21,451,812,864.00 | $4,649,000,000,000.00 |
| The Day of Reckoning | $-8,424,223,232.00 | $4,692,330,000,000.00 |
| The Run Stuffing and Pass Rush of NT Gary Dunn | $-26,145,546,240.00 | $4,704,300,000,000.00 |
| The Law Firm of Dewey Cheetham and Howe | $-9,073,065,984.00 | $4,725,260,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Running Backs of The Galactic Armada of Sidney | $3,900,722,688.00 | $4,729,080,000,000.00 |
| The Doctors of Mass Destruction of Eltran Biowar Bureau | $-2,499,593,728.00 | $4,738,490,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chest | $-35,177,803,776.00 | $4,743,790,000,000.00 |
| The City of Compton We Keep It Rockin | $-8,256,705,536.00 | $4,745,690,000,000.00 |
| The Life of Leisure | $-1,525,962,240.00 | $4,748,220,000,000.00 |
| The Dictatorship of LT Marvel Smith | $-20,465,829,888.00 | $4,760,280,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Ultimate Suffering | $-35,348,676,608.00 | $4,766,820,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Defensive Anchor of NT Tyson Alualu | $-39,961,493,504.00 | $4,767,250,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Joel Steed | $-5,358,028,800.00 | $4,768,290,000,000.00 |
| The Yeerk Pool Entrance of A Happy Meal With Extra Happy | $-383,136,032.00 | $4,821,310,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elons | $-40,462,163,968.00 | $4,826,970,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Third Down Back of RB2 Najeh Davenport | $-27,318,317,056.00 | $4,838,320,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of DT Tucker Yates | $-10,195,203,072.00 | $4,852,820,000,000.00 |
| The Starlit Strong Safeties of The Galactic Armada of Shell | $-11,234,762,752.00 | $4,875,020,000,000.00 |
| The Disruptive Defensive Lineman of DT Taylor Sheridan | $-18,731,747,328.00 | $5,039,050,000,000.00 |
| The Right Tackle and Tight End of OT Alex Eekhoff | $-18,800,320,512.00 | $5,057,530,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of DT Steve McLendon | $-18,869,157,888.00 | $5,076,010,000,000.00 |
| The Strength Quickness and Grit of NT Gerald Williams | $-1,486,561,152.00 | $5,134,550,000,000.00 |
| The Offline Social Network of LDF MyFace | $-38,714,425,344.00 | $5,150,210,000,000.00 |
| The Leisurely Lineup Alone Time of LDF Tinker Stinker Time | $-29,457,137,664.00 | $5,174,920,000,000.00 |
| The Awfully Suspicious Person of My Patronus is a Dementor | $-19,478,851,584.00 | $5,240,060,000,000.00 |
| The Three-Year Defensive Anchor of DT Blake Schmidt | $-7,864,353,792.00 | $5,245,950,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifting Elons | $2,036,532,096.00 | $5,252,000,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Charlie Bradshaw | $-38,000,476,160.00 | $5,263,150,000,000.00 |
| The Servant of The Secret Fire | $2,043,806,848.00 | $5,270,990,000,000.00 |
| The League of Women Voters | $2,056,467,328.00 | $5,302,650,000,000.00 |
| The Batting and Catching of Ballplayer Cutch | $-71,900,160,000.00 | $5,332,550,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl Blindside Blocker of LT Jon Kolb | $-6,559,578,112.00 | $5,333,230,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Dog in The Fight | $-98,284,371,968.00 | $5,348,430,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of NT Javon Hargrave | $-17,169,133,568.00 | $5,371,460,000,000.00 |
| The United States of DT Big Daddy Lipscomb | $-19,693,973,504.00 | $5,379,650,000,000.00 |
| The Linebacker Defense Force of Lambert Defense Force | $-28,569,327,616.00 | $5,380,380,000,000.00 |
| The All-Conference Bobcat Tackle of LT Conrad Burbank | $2,917,713,152.00 | $5,383,850,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of NT Mean Joe Greene | $-17,231,398,912.00 | $5,390,960,000,000.00 |
| The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural Knowledge | $-17,353,392,128.00 | $5,429,160,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat Blocker of LT Conner Moore | $-6,696,377,344.00 | $5,444,390,000,000.00 |
| The 1960 National League MVP of Legendary Groat | $-9,623,402,496.00 | $5,463,990,000,000.00 |
| The God of Our Fathers | $-51,476,066,304.00 | $5,551,100,000,000.00 |
| The League's Championship Game of LDF Shiva Bowl | $-75,542,487,040.00 | $5,593,590,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Defensive POY of DT Mean Joe Greene | $4,621,478,400.00 | $5,602,940,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians | $-60,393,631,744.00 | $5,643,380,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of OT John Jackson | $-15,507,934,208.00 | $5,682,310,000,000.00 |
| The Benefit of The Doubt | $-18,318,882,816.00 | $5,699,950,000,000.00 |
| The Fear of Heights | $20,529,211,392.00 | $5,731,430,000,000.00 |
| The Old Name Was Better of FTWA | $-75,247,468,544.00 | $5,784,610,000,000.00 |
| The Unselfish TE and Tackle of OT Steven Foster | $-14,588,177,408.00 | $5,808,050,000,000.00 |
| The Unrequited Secessionists of Sofa King and Traitor Queen | $-397,692,207,104.00 | $5,816,920,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Rueful Ruxin's Regret of LDF Forever Unclean | $-51,391,139,840.00 | $5,829,410,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Putrescence | $-8,386,913,792.00 | $5,847,630,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Most Frightening Meme of LDF Ye Bobbum Man | $-26,987,421,696.00 | $5,848,670,000,000.00 |
| The Oppressed Peoples of NT Kimo von Oelhoffen | $-33,103,859,712.00 | $5,862,940,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of NT Zach Minter | $23,479,926,784.00 | $5,868,920,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Pirates | $-11,211,430,912.00 | $5,914,110,000,000.00 |
| The Awesome Size and Athleticism of LT Alejandro Villanueva | $-13,691,689,984.00 | $5,941,100,000,000.00 |
| The University of Georgia Fairburn | $-4,937,969,664.00 | $5,947,700,000,000.00 |
| The Custodian Part was Right of LDF Custodian of the Hall of Records | $-6,709,070,336.00 | $5,970,720,000,000.00 |
| The Law of Universal Gravitation | $-28,321,945,600.00 | $5,979,590,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Jenny | $-25,711,241,216.00 | $5,980,360,000,000.00 |
| The Paranoid Ruxin Ranting of LDF Lies and Collusion | $-50,162,593,792.00 | $5,984,190,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Game Wrecker of NT Corey Widmer | $-32,186,892,288.00 | $5,987,160,000,000.00 |
| The Son of A Preacher Man | $-40,029,233,152.00 | $5,988,740,000,000.00 |
| The Spectacular Circus Catches of JR Castine | $-45,295,734,784.00 | $6,030,240,000,000.00 |
| The Free Land of LT Mike Person | $15,581,771,776.00 | $6,051,170,000,000.00 |
| The Automated Fash-Bashing of Bash Function | $14,290,569,216.00 | $6,060,710,000,000.00 |
| The League's Preseason Par-Tay of LDF Draft Party | $-48,331,202,560.00 | $6,061,540,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Unnecessary Nickname of LDF Tall Guy | $-72,075,419,648.00 | $6,069,370,000,000.00 |
| The Community of DT Chase Benson | $-12,791,733,248.00 | $6,071,010,000,000.00 |
| The Department of Grifter Elon | $8,036,486,144.00 | $6,106,740,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic States of DT Dan Ogden | $-12,872,941,568.00 | $6,109,630,000,000.00 |
| The United States of OT Charley Bradshaw | $16,996,041,728.00 | $6,116,180,000,000.00 |
| The Queen of Refuse | $-22,742,581,248.00 | $6,118,020,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Disrespected Authority of LDF Commissioner | $-24,586,051,584.00 | $6,146,480,000,000.00 |
| The Returning Brilliance of RB5 Stefan Logan | $-22,931,335,168.00 | $6,168,850,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Force of LaMarr Defense Force | $-22,948,810,752.00 | $6,173,470,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Chamberlain | $10,848,576,512.00 | $6,242,540,000,000.00 |
| The Great Bobcat and Human Being of NT David Siataga | $-12,015,977,472.00 | $6,258,010,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Inauspicious Audible of LDF Rafi Bomb | $-23,292,168,192.00 | $6,265,890,000,000.00 |
| The Queendom of OT Conrad Burbank | $-10,928,571,392.00 | $6,281,390,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Wildcard of LDF Rafi | $-23,352,276,992.00 | $6,282,060,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Harley Rider of OT Justin Strzelczyk | $8,958,142,464.00 | $6,293,770,000,000.00 |
| The Scientific Nature of The Whammy | $-1,830,005,760.00 | $6,321,260,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted | $-23,592,652,800.00 | $6,346,750,000,000.00 |
| The ERA and World Series Champ of Big Candelaria | $-45,847,228,416.00 | $6,349,950,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain Defense Anchor of DT Ernie Holmes | $-27,387,854,848.00 | $6,370,320,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Conspiracy Theorist of LDF Ruxin | $-69,682,954,240.00 | $6,374,430,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Already | $-98,967,224,320.00 | $6,413,550,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Guard and LT of LG Rush Reimer | $-74,037,649,408.00 | $6,415,810,000,000.00 |
| The Four Position O-Lineman of LG Justin Strzelczyk | $-76,940,640,256.00 | $6,479,090,000,000.00 |
| The 3x Silver Slugger IF-OF of Roberto Bonilla | $-270,869,408.00 | $6,483,120,000,000.00 |
| The League's Moment of Ecstasy of LDF Vinegar Strokes | $-5,054,888,960.00 | $6,497,470,000,000.00 |
| The Marine Tankers of Eltran Marine Tank Corps | $-451,218,309,120.00 | $6,499,580,000,000.00 |
| The Mumbling About Malarkey of Old Joe Beltran | $-44,780,941,312.00 | $6,514,100,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Lipscomb Defense Force | $-44,814,647,296.00 | $6,518,970,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of OT Marcus Gilbert | $40,819,601,408.00 | $6,539,350,000,000.00 |
| The Leader of Basketball Players of Dr Julius Caesar | $-55,291,715,584.00 | $6,567,020,000,000.00 |
| The United Kingdom of OT Mitch Brott | $346,434,880.00 | $6,579,640,000,000.00 |
| The Plausible Deniability of Eltran Covert Operations Agency | $-104,398,512,128.00 | $6,606,460,000,000.00 |
| The Undrafted Interior Pass Rush of DT Ray Seals | $348,067,904.00 | $6,609,560,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Technique of OT Mike Person | $-19,534,616,576.00 | $6,631,960,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Pro-Bowl Steeler of OT Larry Brown | $-9,303,420,928.00 | $6,634,990,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-Star Pirates Closer of Bednar Clutch | $-19,719,376,896.00 | $6,666,970,000,000.00 |
| The Very Old Collectable Cans of Iron City | $-28,845,260,800.00 | $6,709,360,000,000.00 |
| The League's Creepier Cousin of LDF Domination League | $-21,447,692,288.00 | $6,710,050,000,000.00 |
| The League's Default Insult of LDF Frittata | $-44,022,251,520.00 | $6,726,780,000,000.00 |
| The Democratic Republic of DT Tyson Alualu | $1,513,296,896.00 | $6,727,470,000,000.00 |
| The Time of The Orc Has Come | $-19,956,293,632.00 | $6,747,050,000,000.00 |
| The Just Win Baby of Oakland Defenders | $-148,513,767,424.00 | $6,752,200,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Short-Timer of LDF Russell | $-44,234,698,752.00 | $6,759,270,000,000.00 |
| The Cat-Griz Forced Fumble FTW of NT Tucker Yates | $1,520,872,576.00 | $6,761,340,000,000.00 |
| The 2x All-American RT and RG of OT Marcus Wehr | $8,985,693,184.00 | $6,767,880,000,000.00 |
| The League Loser Game for Losers of LDF Sacko Bowl | $-20,037,545,984.00 | $6,774,580,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Infantry of Eltran Motorcycle Dragoons | $-64,909,426,688.00 | $6,775,450,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Stankey Cup Championships of The Pittsburgh Penguins | $-23,409,854,464.00 | $6,785,860,000,000.00 |
| The F Cars Ban All Cars of Ban Merovingian Automobiles | $-91,611,774,976.00 | $6,785,970,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Joint Spec Ops Command | $162,715,418,624.00 | $6,793,250,000,000.00 |
| The Federation of NT Blake Schmidt | $1,531,195,264.00 | $6,807,520,000,000.00 |
| The Wishful Thinking ca 2024 of Smart Voters vs Trump | $-65,823,219,712.00 | $6,815,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pastor of Muppets | $-17,237,686,272.00 | $6,862,860,000,000.00 |
| The Mechanized Mounted Operators of Eltran Elite Motorcycle Dragoons | $-10,793,872,384.00 | $6,886,700,000,000.00 |
| The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton | $-23,830,378,496.00 | $6,907,740,000,000.00 |
| The Dominion of DT Gerald Williams | $2,680,045,824.00 | $6,910,860,000,000.00 |
| The Principality of DT David Siataga | $-23,863,232,512.00 | $6,917,240,000,000.00 |
| The Best Player not in the HOF of Roided Barry | $-17,376,274,432.00 | $6,918,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pirates Catcher and Leader of Ballplayer Cervelli | $-17,409,400,832.00 | $6,931,250,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of OT Conner Moore | $-23,917,883,392.00 | $6,933,070,000,000.00 |
| The Best of The Best of The Best Sir | $-7,588,850,688.00 | $6,939,700,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Armchair Player of LDF Chuck | $-18,968,338,432.00 | $6,950,180,000,000.00 |
| The League's First-Place Trophy of LDF The Shiva | $27,259,099,136.00 | $6,952,880,000,000.00 |
| The Borderlands of Big Cordarrelle | $-50,278,772,736.00 | $6,963,750,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Is Over | $-19,117,793,280.00 | $6,992,770,000,000.00 |
| The Boys of Summer Have Gone | $33,017,131,008.00 | $6,993,840,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Suspicious Costume of LDF Mr McGibblets | $-19,108,438,016.00 | $7,001,510,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst | $-19,122,470,912.00 | $7,006,640,000,000.00 |
| The Authoritarian Aromanticism of Ban Cupid | $-4,098,336,768.00 | $7,024,950,000,000.00 |
| The 98 Block Shedding Rating of Beastmode Casey | $-5,306,473,984.00 | $7,102,610,000,000.00 |
| The Road-Grading Steelers Tackle of OT Leon Searcy | $-22,705,080,320.00 | $7,103,420,000,000.00 |
| The Sultanate of LT Kelvin Beachum | $-22,725,828,608.00 | $7,109,930,000,000.00 |
| The Fiefdom of NT Ernie Holmes | $-297,343,744.00 | $7,120,430,000,000.00 |
| The Rapture of His Sentimental Sway | $16,847,885,312.00 | $7,144,520,000,000.00 |
| The Neighborhood of Make-Believe | $-26,650,415,104.00 | $7,169,260,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Gorilla Guerillas | $25,216,800,768.00 | $7,196,110,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Every Day | $37,829,771,264.00 | $7,196,330,000,000.00 |
| The Wine-Drunk Gap-Year of Barf Alone-a | $-117,588,320,256.00 | $7,206,590,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Hitter of Legendary Gibson | $-15,290,735,616.00 | $7,257,080,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livenright | $-16,777,690,112.00 | $7,280,200,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position Pass Protector of OT Kelvin Beachum | $27,532,734,464.00 | $7,280,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Center Fielder of Reynolds Bryan | $8,761,973,760.00 | $7,290,000,000,000.00 |
| The United Socialist States of OT Wayne Gandy | $5,018,003,968.00 | $7,293,290,000,000.00 |
| The PerVersion of A Truth | $41,614,659,584.00 | $7,301,880,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Tackle and Guard of LG Will Wolford | $-54,929,776,640.00 | $7,312,810,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavalry of Battle Cavemen | $41,990,901,760.00 | $7,367,900,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Fantasy Football Player of LDF Pete | $-18,093,522,944.00 | $7,370,440,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Rashad Bauman | $-5,572,008,960.00 | $7,371,310,000,000.00 |
| The Werewolves of London Again | $-15,563,831,296.00 | $7,386,720,000,000.00 |
| The Solve-For Sultanate of Al-Jabber | $160,895,893,504.00 | $7,404,450,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Defender Puppet | $-152,073,781,248.00 | $7,454,310,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of DT Corey Widmer | $-20,490,811,392.00 | $7,507,970,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Power Runner of RB1 Stephen Davis | $163,891,494,912.00 | $7,542,320,000,000.00 |
| The U S S R of The United Socialist States of Russia | $177,129,947,136.00 | $7,563,620,000,000.00 |
| The Jamaican Privateers of Captain Henry Morgan | $-2,437,356,544.00 | $7,583,060,000,000.00 |
| The Violators of Brannigan's Law of Democratic Order Of Planets | $46,335,180,800.00 | $7,583,540,000,000.00 |
| The Birth of The Reader | $-13,568,159,744.00 | $7,585,810,000,000.00 |
| The Criminal Element of The Oakland Fendas | $132,458,979,328.00 | $7,656,960,000,000.00 |
| The Isengard Football Powerhouse of The Fighting Uruk Hai | $169,956,540,416.00 | $7,682,230,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Second-Best Lawyer of LDF Kevin | $-42,802,642,944.00 | $7,701,410,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Punisher-in-Chief of LDF Sacko Commissioner | $-14,791,011,328.00 | $7,703,250,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Linebacker of Rocky Boiman | $4,208,194,560.00 | $7,712,010,000,000.00 |
| The Bossman Cavemen of Brachycardian Captains | $-87,104,069,632.00 | $7,727,310,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Most Automobiles | $4,237,482,496.00 | $7,765,480,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and 4x All-Star of Robert Bartmess | $-33,393,219,584.00 | $7,767,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hard Nose Running and Hurdle of RB1 Julius Davis | $-89,370,419,200.00 | $7,818,810,000,000.00 |
| The Age of Men Comes Crashing Down | $-118,711,517,184.00 | $7,835,710,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Never Win | $-110,489,214,976.00 | $7,858,420,000,000.00 |
| The Wreck of The Edward Fitzpatrick | $-63,453,175,808.00 | $7,875,180,000,000.00 |
| The LDF's Cringeworthy Loser of LDF Andre | $-13,720,860,672.00 | $7,886,380,000,000.00 |
| The Top of Mount Crumpit | $-36,578,541,568.00 | $7,901,300,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Ban Macronesian Automobiles | $-59,434,954,752.00 | $7,912,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Dropout of LDF Vince | $-1,010,879,680.00 | $7,918,330,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps | $-45,841,408,000.00 | $7,927,360,000,000.00 |
| The Fourthmeal of Diet-Nom | $-85,131,919,360.00 | $7,955,050,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran on Mobile of Terminal Touchscreen Allergy | $-220,195,618,816.00 | $7,983,590,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Defensive Anchor of NT Joel Steed | $9,621,595,136.00 | $8,005,360,000,000.00 |
| The Christmas Creature Caveman of Cinder Claws | $4,370,624,512.00 | $8,009,230,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Greatness of TE1 Heath Miller | $-140,915,834,880.00 | $8,018,000,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DT Gary Dunn | $9,652,760,576.00 | $8,031,170,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Billy Cundiff | $-86,018,342,912.00 | $8,037,850,000,000.00 |
| The Active Roster of Oakland Liberators | $4,405,000,704.00 | $8,072,130,000,000.00 |
| The Motorcycle Militia of Brachycardian Cavalry | $49,320,706,048.00 | $8,072,150,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Linebacker of Rod Breedlove | $52,532,637,696.00 | $8,094,400,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of Wholly Roman Empire | $-82,464,317,440.00 | $8,104,820,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Athleticism of DT Sebastian Valdez | $9,741,327,360.00 | $8,104,920,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowler and College HOFer of Ruben Brown | $-142,587,330,560.00 | $8,113,120,000,000.00 |
| The Large Defender Force of Levon Defense Force | $-11,383,149,568.00 | $8,118,140,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Splish Splash | $25,265,731,584.00 | $8,124,030,000,000.00 |
| The Sworn Enemies of Florinese Guilder | $-48,293,539,840.00 | $8,142,140,000,000.00 |
| The Jingoistic States of NT Steve McLendon | $-17,163,828,224.00 | $8,146,170,000,000.00 |
| The Sunsets You Can't Look At of Sun-Nova Beach | $55,838,175,232.00 | $8,160,400,000,000.00 |
| The Long-'Go Left Guard of Larry Gagner | $-61,348,491,264.00 | $8,161,220,000,000.00 |
| The LOS-Dominating Forces of Lloyd Defense Force | $-11,459,166,208.00 | $8,172,400,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Kicker of Brett Conway | $-133,419,622,400.00 | $8,176,820,000,000.00 |
| The Place Homestar Calls Home of Free Country USA | $-65,939,017,728.00 | $8,183,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for Myself | $197,076,238,336.00 | $8,218,020,000,000.00 |
| The Watch of Wondering Love | $1,849,215,744.00 | $8,220,750,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Cocod and Corncob | $13,700,595,712.00 | $8,234,270,000,000.00 |
| The Spirit of The West Marching Band | $-61,869,084,672.00 | $8,236,730,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby Baby | $59,364,638,720.00 | $8,279,000,000,000.00 |
| The Based Introverts Against RTO of Ban My Awkward Social Situation | $-84,339,056,640.00 | $8,289,050,000,000.00 |
| The United Steaks of Yumerica | $-30,884,411,392.00 | $8,308,310,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Closer of Legendary Gossage | $3,238,571,776.00 | $8,351,280,000,000.00 |
| The Davisite Defender Moralism of The Oakland Liberators | $-43,081,134,080.00 | $8,374,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Combatants of Battling Cavemen | $-211,835,404,288.00 | $8,384,930,000,000.00 |
| The Rookie Change of Pace Runner of RB2 Robert Brunet | $-89,775,136,768.00 | $8,388,900,000,000.00 |
| The Cy Young Award Winner of Big Cole | $-28,941,539,328.00 | $8,389,330,000,000.00 |
| The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man | $27,889,078,272.00 | $8,396,490,000,000.00 |
| The Bears Bills and Pitt Panther of LG Ruben Brown | $-40,880,545,792.00 | $8,398,810,000,000.00 |
| The Unlikely Business Success of LDF Tacocorp | $1,890,768,128.00 | $8,405,490,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champ and 2 Time Allstar of Blanton Cy | $3,260,396,032.00 | $8,408,260,000,000.00 |
| The Sheriff Gonna Getcha of RB1 Clinton Portis | $9,471,730,688.00 | $8,417,390,000,000.00 |
| The Farout Fantasy Football Feel of LDF Lineup Nirvana | $-9,530,749,952.00 | $8,418,690,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage Two-Way Lineman of Billy Crouch | $-40,610,193,408.00 | $8,420,470,000,000.00 |
| The Four-Year Washington Starter of LG Keith Sims | $-86,621,044,736.00 | $8,424,800,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Defensive Coverage of Larry Griffin | $-58,841,767,936.00 | $8,429,370,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing All-Around Athlete of TE-RB Preston Carpenter | $54,942,457,856.00 | $8,465,790,000,000.00 |
| The Immovable and Unstoppable of Big Casey | $-40,947,101,696.00 | $8,490,490,000,000.00 |
| The Power of Positive Thinking | $-29,411,328,000.00 | $8,525,460,000,000.00 |
| The Quality Quartermasters of Eltran Logistics Command | $67,776,630,784.00 | $8,537,370,000,000.00 |
| The Tiny Kingdom of Sto Lat | $-68,851,834,880.00 | $8,545,240,000,000.00 |
| The Record Setting Kick Returner of RB2 Brian Mitchell | $-38,675,390,464.00 | $8,545,900,000,000.00 |
| The Unclaimed Mobile Brewery of Beer-to-Wheel | $14,224,319,488.00 | $8,548,960,000,000.00 |
| The All-American Bobcat and NFLr of DT Zach Minter | $40,601,309,184.00 | $8,588,530,000,000.00 |
| The Harambe with a Cane of Knee Zooland | $18,587,598,848.00 | $8,592,630,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood and Livin Right | $64,395,292,672.00 | $8,616,010,000,000.00 |
| The Legend of Prince Valiant | $-90,422,861,824.00 | $8,616,070,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Crunchers of Big Cauliflower | $56,142,741,504.00 | $8,650,680,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Linebacker of Bobby Curtis | $-83,836,157,952.00 | $8,654,770,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Top All-Time Rusher of RB1 Franco Harris | $64,814,161,920.00 | $8,671,950,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and Coach of LG Russ Grimm | $-84,769,128,448.00 | $8,683,980,000,000.00 |
| The Beautiful Mountain Altitudes of Bozeman Montana America | $56,510,947,328.00 | $8,707,440,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concorncodians of Flexington and Corncod | $-4,595,048,960.00 | $8,711,590,000,000.00 |
| The Ban-a-Raider Playah Hater of The No-Fun League | $-15,589,240,832.00 | $8,715,750,000,000.00 |
| The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard | $-194,653,667,328.00 | $8,716,330,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Year Washington Starter of LG Shawn Lauvao | $-197,083,971,584.00 | $8,737,460,000,000.00 |
| The Skill Issue of Blame My Aptitude | $-39,574,839,296.00 | $8,744,690,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Running Hawaiian of Raymond Bowers | $9,846,127,616.00 | $8,750,370,000,000.00 |
| The Eye Mull of Mush Sheen | $4,744,787,968.00 | $8,755,970,000,000.00 |
| The Wanton Folly of Me Mum | $-2,815,092,992.00 | $8,758,130,000,000.00 |
| The Chain of Custody | $-28,009,846,784.00 | $8,763,060,000,000.00 |
| The Bending Is My Middle Name of Raider Brexit Update Bender | $-77,282,869,248.00 | $8,766,400,000,000.00 |
| The Distractions and Dissipation of Blame My Addictions | $23,101,798,400.00 | $8,776,490,000,000.00 |
| The Chewbacca Defense of Sussy-bacca | $14,612,267,008.00 | $8,782,430,000,000.00 |
| The Territorial Coverage of Lake Carnell | $-46,653,992,960.00 | $8,786,170,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Mouthy Attitude of Blame My Attitude | $23,140,354,048.00 | $8,790,980,000,000.00 |
| The Parts Unknown of Wherever the Entwives Went | $356,251,369,472.00 | $8,820,120,000,000.00 |
| The NFL Linebacker from Bozeman of Brock Coyle | $63,315,619,840.00 | $8,829,880,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Merica and Canada | $-86,406,627,328.00 | $8,851,670,000,000.00 |
| The South Pacific Small Forwards of Scottie Pippen Scores Forty | $30,862,841,856.00 | $8,859,110,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Beast Mode Alan | $-82,107,129,856.00 | $8,892,430,000,000.00 |
| The Deep Threat Tight End of Ladarius Green | $-53,555,257,344.00 | $8,918,720,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Outside Linebacker of Reggie Barnes | $66,809,327,616.00 | $8,939,000,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldogs End of Larry Green | $-53,814,235,136.00 | $8,961,920,000,000.00 |
| The Strength and Shocking Speed of Brett-Casey | $27,567,106,048.00 | $8,975,640,000,000.00 |
| The Ban My Arrows of You Give Love a Banned Name | $23,650,293,760.00 | $8,984,810,000,000.00 |
| The Halfback and Strong Safety of Roy Barni | $-87,282,507,776.00 | $9,010,540,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Puppet | $-38,337,363,968.00 | $9,020,470,000,000.00 |
| The Hot-Blooded Passion of The Summer Fae Court | $-43,591,405,568.00 | $9,038,650,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of Blame Most Adults | $-11,133,772,800.00 | $9,052,170,000,000.00 |
| The Solid Steeler Starter of LG Larry Gagner | $-196,851,777,536.00 | $9,061,330,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steeler Speedster of John Frenchy Fuqua RB1 | $15,105,499,136.00 | $9,078,510,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Guerrillas of Guerilla Gorillas | $-5,026,032,640.00 | $9,095,520,000,000.00 |
| The Fashionable Fash-Bashers of Fash Bash Fast Pass | $-97,377,026,048.00 | $9,099,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Power Runner of RB1 Jerome Bettis | $70,617,464,832.00 | $9,100,160,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Returns | $15,144,844,288.00 | $9,102,190,000,000.00 |
| The Hail to the King Baby of Aragorn Son of Anduril | $228,364,746,752.00 | $9,128,650,000,000.00 |
| The Real-Life Steelskins Runner of RB4 Rink Bond | $-88,494,751,744.00 | $9,135,690,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark CO | $-21,105,025,024.00 | $9,140,650,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA is Back | $24,064,665,600.00 | $9,142,410,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Entrepreneur of LDF Taco | $-6,163,382,784.00 | $9,160,720,000,000.00 |
| The Black Veil Brides of Scarlet Cross-Endorsement | $-91,615,043,584.00 | $9,168,530,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood Everyday | $68,659,159,040.00 | $9,185,260,000,000.00 |
| The Very First Responders of Brachycardian Corpsmen | $65,890,283,520.00 | $9,189,000,000,000.00 |
| The Two Time Super Bowl MVP of Bradshaw Country | $-134,042,697,728.00 | $9,191,370,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Defensive Back of Lee Gentry | $-51,172,118,528.00 | $9,207,370,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Baseball Clubs of Baseball Cavemen | $-44,414,660,608.00 | $9,209,410,000,000.00 |
| The Journeyman Nickel Cornerback of Robert Bailey | $-85,034,278,912.00 | $9,209,420,000,000.00 |
| The Songs About ManBearPig of Al Gore Rhythms | $42,187,931,648.00 | $9,216,710,000,000.00 |
| The 2024 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2024 | $40,950,272,000.00 | $9,224,480,000,000.00 |
| The Feast of The Seven Fishes | $7,612,077,056.00 | $9,228,570,000,000.00 |
| The Real Steelskins Quarterback of Rudy Bukich | $28,383,252,480.00 | $9,241,340,000,000.00 |
| The Courage of Men Fails | $-36,967,841,792.00 | $9,255,950,000,000.00 |
| The Do Not Say Bozeangeles of The Bozone | $-16,597,042,176.00 | $9,279,000,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s Two-Way Lineman of LG John Schweder | $-120,021,204,992.00 | $9,282,100,000,000.00 |
| The League Defense Filibuster of Liberal Democratic Force | $-23,441,414,144.00 | $9,332,860,000,000.00 |
| The Might of Sauron and Saruman | $-124,312,109,056.00 | $9,334,740,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Caravels of Buccaneer Cavemen | $-34,706,477,056.00 | $9,336,450,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Day of Ban My Alpine Skiing Season | $-16,714,082,304.00 | $9,344,460,000,000.00 |
| The Kingdom of the Sun of Djelibeybi | $56,082,620,416.00 | $9,386,310,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Reborn | $-149,789,900,800.00 | $9,386,510,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Romeo Bandison | $-61,430,370,304.00 | $9,398,980,000,000.00 |
| The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen | $-42,618,970,112.00 | $9,417,360,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Rodney Bailey | $-42,698,874,880.00 | $9,435,110,000,000.00 |
| The ERA Champion and HOF Pitcher of Legendary Galvin | $-21,749,278,720.00 | $9,437,500,000,000.00 |
| The City of Champions and the Penguins | $-25,762,797,568.00 | $9,439,720,000,000.00 |
| The Atmosphere With Drops of Jupiter In Her Head | $-231,193,690,112.00 | $9,484,300,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Breakaway Speed of Willie Parker RB1 | $68,127,920,128.00 | $9,501,060,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian 'Cats of Bobcat Cavemen | $-240,438,067,200.00 | $9,517,080,000,000.00 |
| The Got My Hands on a Couple of Invites | $62,693,232,640.00 | $9,527,150,000,000.00 |
| The Inappropriate Imagery of Ban Maxboro Ads | $-134,272,991,232.00 | $9,539,170,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Right Tackle of LG Willie Colon | $8,903,097,344.00 | $9,542,220,000,000.00 |
| The War of the Roses of Lannisters vs Yeerks | $25,138,315,264.00 | $9,549,980,000,000.00 |
| The Dad Joke en Francais of Fiche Camp | $33,310,707,712.00 | $9,562,940,000,000.00 |
| The Angler with a Sense of Humor of Fish le Camp | $25,214,343,168.00 | $9,578,970,000,000.00 |
| The Brassica Cravings of Broccoli Crunchers | $213,505,179,648.00 | $9,597,090,000,000.00 |
| The Disputed Breadtangle Futures of Challah Eve | $74,539,745,280.00 | $9,605,620,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Flexington and Concor | $212,775,763,968.00 | $9,609,910,000,000.00 |
| The Cold Logic and Reason of The Winter Fae Court | $-447,951,077,376.00 | $9,623,960,000,000.00 |
| The Gobsmacked Lunar Whalers of Whale-Oil Bay | $272,784,179,200.00 | $9,631,090,000,000.00 |
| The Patience and Vision of Le-Veon Bell RB1 | $25,381,054,464.00 | $9,642,370,000,000.00 |
| The Armed Republic of Update Bending Rodriguez | $-448,824,508,416.00 | $9,663,630,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Gorillas of Gorilla Guerrillas | $84,490,592,256.00 | $9,670,170,000,000.00 |
| The Island of Fabian Moreau | $-9,504,202,752.00 | $9,682,680,000,000.00 |
| The Method to the Maddenness of Oakland Fendas | $-128,948,240,384.00 | $9,682,930,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood for the Lord | $37,587,697,664.00 | $9,711,060,000,000.00 |
| The Spacious Very-Dead Bedroom of Goner and Ardor | $75,423,137,792.00 | $9,719,390,000,000.00 |
| The Unknown Nature of An Aluminum Falcon | $-85,832,351,744.00 | $9,736,200,000,000.00 |
| The Million Dollar Backfield of RB1 John Henry Johnson | $-43,266,916,352.00 | $9,739,390,000,000.00 |
| The 1950s and 60s Pro Bowl Guard of LG Mike Sandusky | $-153,216,155,648.00 | $9,751,140,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Jam Sesh Fest of Based Guitar | $-165,899,091,968.00 | $9,769,760,000,000.00 |
| The Bottom of A Bottle | $-75,569,160,192.00 | $9,808,000,000,000.00 |
| The US Mainstream Rock Hit of TEOTWAWKI and I Feel Fine | $-90,562,461,696.00 | $9,808,180,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Length and Athleticism of LT John Weidenaar | $25,460,461,568.00 | $9,815,130,000,000.00 |
| The Fickle Fascination of An Everlasting God | $-24,670,494,720.00 | $9,822,120,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Steelers Guard of LG Duval Love | $-39,359,258,624.00 | $9,839,770,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Running Back of Barry Foster RB1 | $25,962,696,704.00 | $9,863,360,000,000.00 |
| The Cup-of-Coffee Defensive Back of Rufus Brown | $56,363,745,280.00 | $9,889,870,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pulling Guard of LG Tre Johnson | $-78,921,768,960.00 | $9,898,050,000,000.00 |
| The Many Bobcat Rushing Records of RB1 Isaiah Ifanse | $7,472,649,216.00 | $9,904,200,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Size and Athleticism of TE1 Eric Green | $76,985,565,184.00 | $9,920,830,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Bee | $-39,697,514,496.00 | $9,939,450,000,000.00 |
| The LDF and Continual Update of Livingood Defense Force | $-20,985,935,872.00 | $9,960,210,000,000.00 |
| The Web of Influence of SPiDR | $68,402,368,512.00 | $9,996,630,000,000.00 |
| The United Queendoms of Catherine of Aragorn and Anne Berlin | $-37,351,501,824.00 | $10,048,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bruising Hall-of-Fame Runner of John Henry Johnson RB1 | $30,917,515,264.00 | $10,066,500,000,000.00 |
| The Skilled and Savvy Receiver of TE1 Randy Grossman | $-40,231,206,912.00 | $10,073,100,000,000.00 |
| The Playmaking End and Pioneer of TE1 Jerry Smith | $-122,445,733,888.00 | $10,078,600,000,000.00 |
| The Conservative Communism of Karl Marxlone | $-70,894,592,000.00 | $10,089,600,000,000.00 |
| The Wide Receiver Depth of Bob Coronado | $35,247,755,264.00 | $10,119,000,000,000.00 |
| The Pittsburgh Panther and Hog of LG Mark May | $-70,904,020,992.00 | $10,120,900,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Saxons of Support Raider Brexit | $-3,259,825,152.00 | $10,141,700,000,000.00 |
| The Size and Veteran Leadership of LG Ramon Foster | $-37,729,566,720.00 | $10,149,700,000,000.00 |
| The Nerdy 'Nader Navy of Eltran Drone Warfare Division | $-71,396,106,240.00 | $10,160,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bashful Fashionistas of Fashionable Fash-Bashers | $-94,174,322,688.00 | $10,199,300,000,000.00 |
| The Catching Blocking and Runnin of TE-RB Connor Heyward | $-75,970,068,480.00 | $10,210,000,000,000.00 |
| The Starks of Winterhell | $-67,704,406,016.00 | $10,234,900,000,000.00 |
| The Combative Brachycardians of Belligerent Cavemen | $123,430,838,272.00 | $10,256,300,000,000.00 |
| The Presidential Administration of Hilarity Clinton | $-25,121,454,080.00 | $10,301,000,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman with a Mean Streak of Bad Marvel Amos | $63,051,788,288.00 | $10,319,500,000,000.00 |
| The Valley of The Free Hork-Bajir | $-28,200,380,416.00 | $10,332,900,000,000.00 |
| The Piece of Crap | $26,610,151,424.00 | $10,334,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bavarian Carburetors of BMW Cycles | $-2,993,054,208.00 | $10,337,700,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Hitting Defensive Play of The No Fun League | $-83,374,743,552.00 | $10,356,200,000,000.00 |
| The Kicker of Randy Bullock | $67,376,553,984.00 | $10,381,700,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of The Steeler Nation | $124,954,468,352.00 | $10,383,000,000,000.00 |
| The BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Cavemen of Brachycardian Motorcycle Aficionados | $-28,947,906,560.00 | $10,434,900,000,000.00 |
| The United States of Mexico Murica and Canada | $-36,122,206,208.00 | $10,470,800,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Gorilla Militia of Guerrilla Gorillas | $126,039,621,632.00 | $10,473,100,000,000.00 |
| The Constant Caliphate of Al-Jibber | $-88,188,280,832.00 | $10,474,100,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Bigtopian Cavemen | $-59,660,132,352.00 | $10,480,900,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brasilistani Cavemen | $126,220,484,608.00 | $10,488,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cagers of Basketball Cavemen | $127,202,082,816.00 | $10,569,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Trouncing Brit Fellas of Time For Raider Brexit | $-205,621,428,224.00 | $10,590,300,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Tight End of Ralph Britt | $64,756,260,864.00 | $10,598,400,000,000.00 |
| The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | $68,794,441,728.00 | $10,600,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bombardier Cavemen of Brachycardian Cannoneers | $128,235,724,800.00 | $10,655,600,000,000.00 |
| The Huge Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Man Alejandro | $128,313,008,128.00 | $10,662,000,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messy Potamia | $-89,810,206,720.00 | $10,666,800,000,000.00 |
| The Delicious Delicacies of Viet-Nom | $97,570,193,408.00 | $10,667,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-Star Pirates Pitcher of Liriano Gas | $17,369,544,704.00 | $10,674,000,000,000.00 |
| The All-Big Sky Offensive Guard of LG JT Reed | $-34,236,760,064.00 | $10,711,200,000,000.00 |
| The Tankers of Eltran Armored Division | $-88,850,399,232.00 | $10,715,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Everyday | $42,224,472,064.00 | $10,721,100,000,000.00 |
| The Nasicournian Gadfly of J Blackwolf | $-26,929,647,616.00 | $10,721,700,000,000.00 |
| The Citizen-Soldiers of Eltran National Guard | $303,847,473,152.00 | $10,723,600,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen | $125,458,030,592.00 | $10,724,100,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Marine Spec Ops | $203,189,518,336.00 | $10,742,300,000,000.00 |
| The Minutemen of Eltran Irregular Militias | $-45,144,231,936.00 | $10,761,400,000,000.00 |
| The Colony of Auks | $-15,104,160,768.00 | $10,771,900,000,000.00 |
| The Speed Kills of The Oakland Defenders | $-3,474,399,232.00 | $10,810,300,000,000.00 |
| The I've Heard It Both Ways of Dunsinane-Kruger | $-79,809,224,704.00 | $10,814,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hawaiian Underdog Success of RJ Bowers | $89,565,962,240.00 | $10,817,600,000,000.00 |
| The Twenty-One Total Tackles of Beast Mode Alex | $131,898,458,112.00 | $10,824,500,000,000.00 |
| The AWOL Nation of Blame My ADD | $66,192,961,536.00 | $10,833,600,000,000.00 |
| The Roger Goodell Defense of No Fun League | $312,326,750,208.00 | $10,842,500,000,000.00 |
| The All-American and NFL Guard of LG JP Flynn | $106,802,978,816.00 | $10,849,900,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Greater Elbonia-Robonia | $-29,741,471,744.00 | $10,897,500,000,000.00 |
| The Paratroopers of Eltran Airborne Brigade | $-13,294,085,120.00 | $10,911,400,000,000.00 |
| The Eighty Proof Update of Livingood Update Bender | $-32,273,518,592.00 | $10,911,400,000,000.00 |
| The Strong and Savvy Blocker of LG Isaac Seumalo | $-71,446,216,704.00 | $10,917,300,000,000.00 |
| The Diesel of RB1 John Riggins | $93,078,528,000.00 | $10,929,400,000,000.00 |
| The Defensive Back and Receiver of Billy Cox | $70,969,516,032.00 | $10,935,200,000,000.00 |
| The Forty Percent Update of Bender Update-Bending Rodriguez | $-65,967,939,584.00 | $10,971,500,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Running Back Depth of RB6 Richard Bell | $71,334,649,856.00 | $10,991,500,000,000.00 |
| The Buccaneer Cavemen of Brachycardian Cutthroats | $133,990,154,240.00 | $10,996,200,000,000.00 |
| The Theory of General Relativity | $-41,007,677,440.00 | $11,031,500,000,000.00 |
| The Domination League Commish of LDF Dirty Randy | $17,967,239,168.00 | $11,041,200,000,000.00 |
| The All-Time Greatest Cornerback of Blount Country | $-54,684,700,672.00 | $11,044,600,000,000.00 |
| The John Stockton Soldiery of The Elite Republican Point Guard | $-405,732,458,496.00 | $11,048,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bifocals and Clubs of Bespectacled Cavemen | $-122,322,321,408.00 | $11,051,300,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Hit Linebackers of Linebacker Defense Force | $-30,182,961,152.00 | $11,059,200,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running of RB1 Cody Kirk | $-81,643,438,080.00 | $11,069,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood For Myself | $134,967,926,784.00 | $11,076,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Joke and Worse French of Fishe Camp | $101,344,010,240.00 | $11,079,600,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Running Back of RB5 Reggie Branch | $57,835,991,040.00 | $11,100,000,000,000.00 |
| The Kyivan Rus' Possession of The Euro Mountains | $-198,549,438,464.00 | $11,138,700,000,000.00 |
| The Special Teams Ace of Brad Cousino | $134,125,240,320.00 | $11,145,000,000,000.00 |
| The Tough Runner and Tougher Guy of James Conner RB1 | $68,151,140,352.00 | $11,154,200,000,000.00 |
| The Excellent Two-Way Play of Bad Man Andersen | $-30,969,122,816.00 | $11,163,500,000,000.00 |
| The Once You Pop You Can't Stop of Pop a New Guinea | $-92,312,903,680.00 | $11,168,000,000,000.00 |
| The Cornerback Depth of Billy Clay | $47,303,995,392.00 | $11,174,700,000,000.00 |
| The Gritty Defensive Line Depth of Ryan Boschetti | $134,926,499,840.00 | $11,211,600,000,000.00 |
| The Two-Time Super Bowl Guard of LG Jim Clack | $-64,971,833,344.00 | $11,235,600,000,000.00 |
| The Vintage NFL All-Star of Richard Bassi | $68,761,837,568.00 | $11,254,100,000,000.00 |
| The Venerable Veteran Starter of LG Pete Kendall | $-108,995,297,280.00 | $11,255,400,000,000.00 |
| The Devastating Pancake Blocks of Big Man Alan | $-55,742,320,640.00 | $11,258,200,000,000.00 |
| The League of Extraordinary Concordians | $137,249,406,976.00 | $11,263,600,000,000.00 |
| The League's Suspicious Sandwich of LDF EBDBBnB BLT | $-12,332,048,384.00 | $11,277,000,000,000.00 |
| The Mathematical Militants of Al-Jebra | $325,232,754,688.00 | $11,290,500,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Efficient Blocker of TE1 Will Dissly | $139,234,967,552.00 | $11,296,900,000,000.00 |
| The Runner-Blocker-Receiver Back of Rocky Bleier RB2 | $73,340,928,000.00 | $11,300,700,000,000.00 |
| The Eltan's First Created Nation of Die Wand | $-23,756,865,536.00 | $11,307,800,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of A Mess of Potamia | $9,166,219,264.00 | $11,308,000,000,000.00 |
| The Guerrilla Gorilla Militia of Haram Bay | $-54,541,639,680.00 | $11,309,300,000,000.00 |
| The Steel Curtain of Lineman Defense Force | $-60,090,449,920.00 | $11,316,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bad French and Worse Pun of Fishe le Camp | $-54,684,602,368.00 | $11,338,900,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santa Claws | $-45,434,007,552.00 | $11,358,400,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Ban My Generic Puppet | $-37,788,872,704.00 | $11,362,400,000,000.00 |
| The Larry Bird Legion of South Pacific Small Forward | $18,504,187,904.00 | $11,371,100,000,000.00 |
| The Starter Guard and Linebacker of Ray Bucek | $-87,709,810,688.00 | $11,383,700,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Chuggers of Beerdrinking Cavemen | $-51,534,610,432.00 | $11,387,400,000,000.00 |
| The Liberal Democratic Fighters of Liberal Democrat Force | $6,176,092,160.00 | $11,397,100,000,000.00 |
| The Breakout Rookie Running Back of RB1 Reggie Brooks | $74,056,613,888.00 | $11,411,000,000,000.00 |
| The Overseas Force Projection of Eltran Expeditionary Force | $327,668,203,520.00 | $11,419,400,000,000.00 |
| The This Is of My United States of Whatever | $99,947,208,704.00 | $11,439,300,000,000.00 |
| The All Furries Go to Heaven of Hell Hath No Furry | $42,323,894,272.00 | $11,443,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Concordians of Flexington and Cocod | $-58,870,882,304.00 | $11,443,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bureacratic Nightmare of The Department of Redundancy Department | $-42,556,325,888.00 | $11,448,200,000,000.00 |
| The Captain Chaos of TE1 Chris Cooley | $-115,426,467,840.00 | $11,467,000,000,000.00 |
| The Backup Cornerback of Buddy Crutchfield | $-31,816,304,640.00 | $11,468,900,000,000.00 |
| The Competitive Balancing Act of Ban My Ascendant Super Steelers | $142,956,462,080.00 | $11,477,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood for the Lord | $141,514,571,776.00 | $11,481,800,000,000.00 |
| The League's Diverse Faces of Larry Defense Force | $54,944,534,528.00 | $11,500,400,000,000.00 |
| The Practice Squad Running Back of RB6 Reggie Bonnafon | $9,323,392,000.00 | $11,502,800,000,000.00 |
| The 1928 National B-Ball Champs of The Bobcat Nation | $82,536,701,952.00 | $11,510,500,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Cavedwellers of Brachycardian Cavers | $138,826,547,200.00 | $11,535,700,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Brits of Vote Raider Brexit | $-61,580,316,672.00 | $11,547,600,000,000.00 |
| The Power Running and Cool Name of Bad Ma-Afala | $86,418,522,112.00 | $11,562,600,000,000.00 |
| The VVitchfinder General of The Colony of Massachusetts Bay | $-18,128,371,712.00 | $11,566,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raider | $-100,118,151,168.00 | $11,576,400,000,000.00 |
| The Clumsy Brachycardians of Bumbling Cavemen | $141,106,348,032.00 | $11,580,200,000,000.00 |
| The Running and Pass-Catching of Erric Pegram RB1 | $139,446,943,744.00 | $11,587,200,000,000.00 |
| The Super Steelers Left Guard of LG Sam Davis | $-64,564,899,840.00 | $11,607,500,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Versing Bri'ish Force of Vote for Raider Brexit | $-166,314,131,456.00 | $11,647,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood Every Day | $-30,434,490,368.00 | $11,659,300,000,000.00 |
| The Canton Bulldog of Bunny Corcoran | $-60,063,412,224.00 | $11,675,800,000,000.00 |
| The Size of The Fight in The Dog | $6,333,010,432.00 | $11,686,600,000,000.00 |
| The Forcibly Shared Delusions of Elrond Blubbard | $10,452,147,200.00 | $11,711,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Raider Trouncers of Raider Brexit Time | $76,119,515,136.00 | $11,728,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eternal Fighters of Eltran Marines | $-475,718,287,360.00 | $11,740,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Colony of Brancalandian Cavemen | $-86,787,309,568.00 | $11,760,100,000,000.00 |
| The Turn of The Century | $23,384,614,912.00 | $11,779,200,000,000.00 |
| The Militant Guerrilla Militia of Halal Bay | $-30,776,393,728.00 | $11,790,200,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Englishmen of Endorse Raider Brexit | $22,566,912,000.00 | $11,872,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hard-Nosed Running Style of RB1 Craig Ironhead Heyward | $108,830,572,544.00 | $11,898,100,000,000.00 |
| The Third-String Fullback of RB4 Robert Briggs | $113,374,896,128.00 | $11,916,300,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Defensive Playmaker of The Keiselmalu | $150,103,719,936.00 | $11,937,300,000,000.00 |
| The Colossus of Clout | $-120,641,986,560.00 | $11,969,300,000,000.00 |
| The Perpetual Powder Days of Ban My Alpine Ski Season | $10,758,973,440.00 | $12,054,900,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Raider Brexit Puppet | $-35,744,784,384.00 | $12,135,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Around Ballplayer of Fred Morrow | $-30,557,272,064.00 | $12,165,900,000,000.00 |
| The League of Concordian Nations | $-81,417,764,864.00 | $12,169,700,000,000.00 |
| The New Achievement in Stupidity of A Lame-o Car Rental Agency | $-86,158,131,200.00 | $12,175,900,000,000.00 |
| The Lineman and Linebacker Depth of Bill Conkright | $-58,725,380,096.00 | $12,176,800,000,000.00 |
| The Position Flexibility of TE1 Preston Carpenter | $153,187,549,184.00 | $12,182,500,000,000.00 |
| The Legendary Defense Force of Legends Defense Force | $111,435,284,480.00 | $12,182,800,000,000.00 |
| The Three National Championships of Bobcat Nation | $44,001,538,048.00 | $12,205,200,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Conquest of Blackacre Cavemen | $150,859,546,624.00 | $12,240,100,000,000.00 |
| The Literal Motorcycle Clubs of Biker Cavemen | $149,173,518,336.00 | $12,242,200,000,000.00 |
| The Versatile Lead Blocker of Bob Christian | $149,282,340,864.00 | $12,251,100,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Left Tackle of Big Chris | $155,827,077,120.00 | $12,281,300,000,000.00 |
| The Chicago Bulls Corps of Scottie Pippen Special Forces | $6,655,851,008.00 | $12,281,800,000,000.00 |
| The Mess is a Place of Messed-Up Potamia | $47,494,078,464.00 | $12,285,800,000,000.00 |
| The Banjecting Raiders is Based of Raider Brexit is Based | $9,959,337,984.00 | $12,286,700,000,000.00 |
| The Six Super Bowl Championships of Steeler Nation | $-101,773,352,960.00 | $12,312,500,000,000.00 |
| The Real KHL Acronym of The Kommunist Hockey League | $-8,286,154,240.00 | $12,315,500,000,000.00 |
| The Wahhabi-est Wookiees of Kashyyykistan | $47,611,850,752.00 | $12,316,300,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Speed and Athleticism of RB1 Willie Parker | $-49,351,380,992.00 | $12,356,500,000,000.00 |
| The Cup of Coffee Quarterback of Rich Badar | $156,833,857,536.00 | $12,360,600,000,000.00 |
| The Ultimate Keyboard Warriors of Eltran Cyber Warfare Bureau | $109,221,027,840.00 | $12,363,900,000,000.00 |
| The Pro Bowl Guard and Tackle of LG Ray Brown | $-3,976,850,432.00 | $12,373,500,000,000.00 |
| The Primative Freedom Fighters of Eltran Fire Starters | $-637,435,707,392.00 | $12,380,800,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Blocking of TE1 Vance McDonald | $-60,021,219,328.00 | $12,445,400,000,000.00 |
| The Landing Party of Eltran Amphibious Assault Team | $-100,060,463,104.00 | $12,463,300,000,000.00 |
| The Skulls of Every COG | $27,668,711,424.00 | $12,465,600,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Zach Redd | $-102,351,396,864.00 | $12,475,100,000,000.00 |
| The Sound of Da Police | $158,425,268,224.00 | $12,486,100,000,000.00 |
| The Montana State and USFL Star of RB1 Tony Boddie | $154,392,248,320.00 | $12,526,700,000,000.00 |
| The Only Denarius Here is McGhee of The Wholly Roman Empire | $-58,709,893,120.00 | $12,573,300,000,000.00 |
| The Super Bowl MVP of Franco Harris RB1 | $117,437,849,600.00 | $12,579,700,000,000.00 |
| The Lager Defense Force of Livengood Defense Force | $-31,704,301,568.00 | $12,622,700,000,000.00 |
| The Terry Alien of RB1 Terry Allen | $-94,705,115,136.00 | $12,708,000,000,000.00 |
| The All My Homies Hate Rhodesia of Rhodesians Always Die | $182,332,440,576.00 | $12,715,800,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Mauling Brits of Mandatory Raider Brexit | $-285,215,981,568.00 | $12,741,500,000,000.00 |
| The Madman on a Motorcycle of BMA Rides Again | $-61,602,459,648.00 | $12,773,300,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Hating Spoilsports of No-Fun League | $12,372,008,960.00 | $12,774,300,000,000.00 |
| The Pro-Bowl Guard and Tackle of Ray Brown | $-57,853,415,424.00 | $12,783,700,000,000.00 |
| The Anarchic Fantasy Fearscape of The Never-Never | $378,585,251,840.00 | $12,792,000,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Fort Corncob | $13,296,710,656.00 | $12,794,900,000,000.00 |
| The Impossible Animorph Estreen of Whale Owl Bay | $164,706,238,464.00 | $12,872,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncodians of Fort Corncod | $680,152,000.00 | $12,907,900,000,000.00 |
| The Indo-Brachycardians of Nasicournia Goreng | $166,058,295,296.00 | $12,978,500,000,000.00 |
| The Drunk Dance Revolution of Alcohol Rhythms | $55,244,840,960.00 | $13,005,600,000,000.00 |
| The LDF Trade-Related Baby Name of LDF Chalupa Batman | $29,808,988,160.00 | $13,013,400,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of South Park Colorado | $63,814,438,912.00 | $13,024,500,000,000.00 |
| The Screw This Sponsored Content of Ban My Ads | $11,683,978,240.00 | $13,091,200,000,000.00 |
| The Incredibly Ragrettable Ink of Blame My Artist | $-49,254,232,064.00 | $13,107,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Banning Anglo Dudes of Do A Brexit Raiders | $7,110,743,552.00 | $13,121,800,000,000.00 |
| The Four Wheels Bad of Mad At Gas Car | $168,019,099,648.00 | $13,131,800,000,000.00 |
| The Legionnaires of Eltran Foreign Legion | $-437,840,052,224.00 | $13,143,900,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livin Right | $-53,778,186,240.00 | $13,211,700,000,000.00 |
| The Land I Didn't Make Up of Robonia-Elbonia | $164,694,654,976.00 | $13,222,900,000,000.00 |
| The BMA Brand defender puppet of Ban My Artificial Solar System | $10,725,474,304.00 | $13,232,500,000,000.00 |
| The Whiter Shade of Pale | $12,670,322,688.00 | $13,243,200,000,000.00 |
| The Operators of Eltran Army Special Forces | $428,560,875,520.00 | $13,295,500,000,000.00 |
| The Eject Me Into Outer Space of Ban My Astronaut | $168,094,498,816.00 | $13,495,800,000,000.00 |
| The Mud-Covered Robots of Elbonia-Robonia | $-57,536,180,224.00 | $13,537,800,000,000.00 |
| The Clyde Drexler Division of The Elite Republican Shooting Guard | $-423,503,527,936.00 | $13,553,200,000,000.00 |
| The Guardians of the Red Button of Eltran Nuclear Command | $-400,908,255,232.00 | $13,622,600,000,000.00 |
| The Forbidden Religion of The Banned God | $13,278,707,712.00 | $13,710,200,000,000.00 |
| The Elite Special Forces of Eltran Army Tier One Ops | $240,277,733,376.00 | $13,721,500,000,000.00 |
| The Biker-Trash Caveman of Bad Concordian | $178,970,083,328.00 | $13,778,200,000,000.00 |
| The Left Guard and Left Tackle of LG Conrad Burbank | $154,809,597,952.00 | $13,816,200,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing Nose Tackle of Barry Cofield | $175,346,270,208.00 | $13,819,600,000,000.00 |
| The 5-Position Football Player of TE-RB Rocky Klever | $120,809,152,512.00 | $13,827,000,000,000.00 |
| The Actual Baseball Hero of Bob Clemente | $-97,493,237,760.00 | $13,833,700,000,000.00 |
| The Run and Block Running Back of Robert Bleier | $179,157,630,976.00 | $13,893,500,000,000.00 |
| The Hour of Wolves and Shattered Shields | $-48,706,007,040.00 | $13,899,300,000,000.00 |
| The Hall of Fame Guard and LT of LG Alan Faneca | $-144,034,643,968.00 | $13,919,500,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livingood and Livinright | $180,939,440,128.00 | $13,929,800,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemanite Cavemen | $112,972,341,248.00 | $14,072,200,000,000.00 |
| The Sleepy Little Mountain Town of Southpark Colorado | $180,155,547,648.00 | $14,080,300,000,000.00 |
| The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws | $-29,727,148,032.00 | $14,108,700,000,000.00 |
| The Maniac on a Motorcycle of BMA Again | $182,522,200,064.00 | $14,265,300,000,000.00 |
| The College Football Powerhouse of Blue Mountain State | $-208,332,406,784.00 | $14,285,500,000,000.00 |
| The Championship Bronco of Byron Chamberlain | $15,007,032,320.00 | $14,440,700,000,000.00 |
| The Run-Stuffing and Pass Rush of Big Cam | $192,802,783,232.00 | $14,562,300,000,000.00 |
| The Record-Setting Bobcat Runner of RB1 Ryan Johnson | $149,769,617,408.00 | $14,563,600,000,000.00 |
| The Bad Corncobians of Flexington and Corncob | $18,642,755,584.00 | $14,603,600,000,000.00 |
| The Big-Chinned Ball Coach of Bill Cowher | $55,520,407,552.00 | $14,622,200,000,000.00 |
| The Delivery Boys of Fry Corps | $100,231,774,208.00 | $14,648,300,000,000.00 |
| The Star Georgia Fullback of Bob Clemens | $189,347,004,416.00 | $14,683,700,000,000.00 |
| The Replacement Running Back of RB5 Rick Badanjek | $18,837,493,760.00 | $14,755,900,000,000.00 |
| The Fash Bash Fast Pass of Fash Bash Dash Pass | $122,469,834,752.00 | $14,791,700,000,000.00 |
| The Bar and Continual Soiree of Livengood in the Neighborhood | $16,109,547,520.00 | $14,884,700,000,000.00 |
| The Unbelievable Size and Talent of Ballplayer Cruz | $19,624,470,528.00 | $14,912,100,000,000.00 |
| The Confounding Magical Realism of Absoroka County | $-46,889,193,472.00 | $14,981,500,000,000.00 |
| The Town of Rock Ridge | $21,414,432,768.00 | $15,045,600,000,000.00 |
| The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division | $249,859,227,648.00 | $15,363,700,000,000.00 |
| The Band Concordians of Cocod and Cambria | $149,086,093,312.00 | $15,398,000,000,000.00 |
| The I Can Quit Whenever I Want of Blame My Addiction | $138,157,506,560.00 | $15,440,400,000,000.00 |
| The Brachycardian Bobcats of Bozemaniac Cavemen | $201,542,270,976.00 | $15,515,900,000,000.00 |
| The Clutch Championship Catches of TE1 Bennie Cunningham | $206,810,972,160.00 | $15,714,800,000,000.00 |
| The Eltran RaiderBrex Livingood of TE-RB-LG | $17,118,341,120.00 | $15,817,300,000,000.00 |
| The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Livingood Piler | $17,153,806,336.00 | $15,849,700,000,000.00 |
| The Amazing Power and Footwork of Jerome Bettis RB1 | $-27,953,590,272.00 | $16,067,200,000,000.00 |
| The Five-Position O-Lineman of LG Quinn Catalano | $21,686,040,576.00 | $16,478,400,000,000.00 |
| The Bri'ish Switcher of Second Brexit | $-252,937,732,096.00 | $16,705,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hey Rhodieboos Scoreboard of Rhodesians Never Prosper | $228,070,866,944.00 | $16,723,800,000,000.00 |
| The Metallica - of Wolf and Man | $-67,163,406,336.00 | $16,816,500,000,000.00 |
| The What Make a Man Turn Neutral of The Neutral Planet | $-120,319,262,720.00 | $17,328,100,000,000.00 |
| The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron | $41,708,044,288.00 | $17,342,800,000,000.00 |
| The Bobcat Tackle and NFLE Guard of LG Brent Swaggert | $29,663,557,632.00 | $17,381,100,000,000.00 |
| The Steelers Guard and Tackle of LG Craig Wolfley | $-25,607,012,352.00 | $17,405,000,000,000.00 |
| The Case of The Mondays | $246,038,364,160.00 | $17,769,900,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Border Dispute of The Michael Jordan River | $29,207,552,000.00 | $18,125,400,000,000.00 |
| The Hirsuit Homeland Security of Bearded Cavemen | $125,215,678,464.00 | $18,299,500,000,000.00 |
| The Keljin Blevins Brigade of South Pacific Small Forwards | $9,922,661,376.00 | $18,310,500,000,000.00 |
| The Inexplicable Behavior of Brain Mush Antonio | $27,194,501,120.00 | $18,597,800,000,000.00 |
| The Basketball Diplomacy USSOS of Hillary Rodman-Clinton | $34,673,823,744.00 | $19,110,000,000,000.00 |
| The Tier One Operators of Eltran Marine Team Seven | $-72,158,322,688.00 | $19,484,400,000,000.00 |
| The Athleticism and Mean Streak of Big Marvel Amos | $617,840,246,784.00 | $20,757,500,000,000.00 |
| The Sailors of Eltran Navy | $279,824,334,848.00 | $22,689,300,000,000.00 |
| The Land of The Free and The Home of The Whopper | $411,970,830,336.00 | $23,501,500,000,000.00 |
| The Starting Guard and Center of LG Matthew Devereux | $99,780,616,192.00 | $24,487,100,000,000.00 |
| The Bearded Chrome-domes of Bald Cavemen | $456,397,619,200.00 | $26,258,100,000,000.00 |
| The Semi-Charmed Kind of Life Baby | $127,300,042,752.00 | $27,508,000,000,000.00 |
| The Soldiers of Eltran Army Infantry | $-221,227,712,512.00 | $41,263,400,000,000.00 |
| The Raider-Routing Bri'ish Boys of Raider Brexit | $150,157,541,376.00 | $49,485,500,000,000.00 |
| The Rogue Nation of DSN1 | $1,156,014,407,680.00 | $74,485,600,000,000.00 |
